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[quote author=Okija_juju]You sure you dont need glasses?!

Everything hurts your eyes![/quote]
I don't.It's the same font i complained about with u.
its annoying.

GraceBestowed: [color=#CD3700] This is a cute picture! She looks hot, so it is possible to ooze appeal without going
(half) 'unclad'! [/color]

Change your font.Its not cool!
Reading it hurts the eyes.

Not so much difference..
She's always been fat.

The man in the story is the "Lamb of Nigeria who takes away the sins of other thieves past and present"..
May he RIP in advance.

nairaman66: Awww... Death by hanging is always painful.. ! But WTF? What happens to politricians who steal billions by the tick of the clock each day? Nigeria, where are we headed??

Dem don kill u by hanging before?

O show me da we ti go ho..
A taya aweti boti je...

which is supposed to be
O show me the way to go home..
I'm tired,I want to go to bed..

Day by day dear lord o this three three thy way..
To see the more dearly,lor the more dearly,follow the more dearly day by day...eh..eh eh..Amen.

What a feast my eyes had on here..
Lovely lovely shoes.
Woulda posted the few i have but i'm not home and i'm more of a flats person...

that's why i don't like fanatics or addicts of any kind.
Even if you are a die-hard fan of anything,you should be able to balance and prioritise when the situation calls for it.That's sanity!Otherwise,its insanity!

obviously a typo..

Na wa o...

I'll never believe she carried Ivy blue in that tummy..

Obo n' gbobo gope!

What does this Solo guy have that's making all of 'em moon over him like this?
First Ezinne,then Lilian and Uloma.. Who's the next conquest?

I don't pity her.Its her parents i pity.
Heard they left for the beach at about 10 p.m for a birthday party...
Death will come when it will but some incidents are just avoidable like this one.
I'm sure her parents must have thought she was in school sleeping in her hostel while she was partying away.
RIP to her though...

Pataki: Hahahaha! Just taking time now to read your post, bursted into laughter!

The way to a man's heart is his belly huh? No wonder my naija sisters are giving too many naija men pot belle these days. Well, a romantic man surely knows the value of flowers for a lady. A bouquet of flowers spices the love. Nurture and tender the flower just the same way you would want your man to nurture, pamper and TLC you.
Gift for where? BB levels abi? Oya what is the color of a typical dollar note?

Naija men are lazy.Nor be food dey give them pot belly..

Giving flowers is Oyibo culture...not our thing.If a Naija man buys me flower in Naija,I'll ask him if all is well...
If a white man does anywhere,I'll understand its their way of showing affection.
There are lots of other things or ways to show romance as a Naija man and to a naija woman outside money,BB and the usual generalized assumptions.
Be creative with ur romance and be spontaneous too.


..and the colour of a dollar note??...."don't test me"!!

Yet another reason fueling my hatred for dogs.....
Poor girl.May she RIP and may her parents be comforted.

None outdid the other..

Pataki: Na una dey encourage our Naija brothers not to be romantic. A woman who knows how to care for a flower surely will know how to care for her man.

I am sure most Naija women do not even know the color of a rose flower.

It not our culture and our weather doesn't make it appreciable
There is also no relationship between caring for a flower and a man..A woman who knows how to cook correct soup will know how to care for her man.
That op's line should be changed to "buying her a gift for no reason is always a good idea"

Roses come in different colours btw..red,pink,white,burgundy...

^Nope!
Wetin I wan take flower do?

^^smh!
You are crazy..

This is 2013.Its not so much of a big deal as it used to be.Even illiterates are no that close-minded anymore.
As for the stup1d man in your story,he'll get what coming to him-original sufferhead.

14. The reason that they’re called “private
parts”
is because they’re “private”.
Please do not scratch them in public.

debosky: Trouble why? I go fire down wella. . . . in the end I'll just say 'darling maybe God just wants us to have two'.

You remind me of a doctor who claimed to have tied his wife's tubed after her second C section and second baby without her consent and hasn't told her till date.

I wanted you to explain.this before you left but u didn't.Please do me the favour now..

SimonAndal: ILLUMATI MAKE THE BOY
STOOPID BY INVOLVING HIS SOUL IN
OBAMA MICROCHIP. IT IS A PITY FOR
SEUN IS SO SEXY TO KILL KIND
NAIRALAND IN THE HANDS OF BEAUTIFUL
SLIMYEM.

If we hold a family meeting i intend to
threaten the family with police. i want
to let them know that if anything
happens to mine sister, i would jail them
all, including the mother.

Oga,softly soflty o..except if na you wan marry your sister if katakata burst.
This issue isn't life-threatening and its nothing you as a third-party should be so worried about.
It just seems like your sister has a husband who neither has her back nor can fight for her and i'm sure she knew all that before now.
She should learn to tolerate them for the period they are around.Its not like they live permanently there..do they?
I believe she allowed them have this much power and they have taken excessive advantage of it.She should have been firm about what she will or will not allow in her house before it got to this point.
Its her cross.let her bear it.

Rubbish!
Real men don't kiss and tell...

SimonAndal: Good! Try out a new Quote/Reply system. ILUMATI IS HERE TO COLLECT SEXY SEUN FOR VIOLATING BLESSED PANT RULE!

You are back??
I thought u bid NL goodbye already..what changed?

i just posted to check if its disabled already...

greatgod2012: So, u mean some people can sleep off in a journey of less than 15 minutes?, if yes, then, e get as e be o...........

E nor get as e be o.I don sleep am before.I nor know wetin knack me that day.
I dey also sleep inside traffic sometimes .It makes me oblivious to the discomfort of it all.I never pass my bus stop before sha..