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FamilyRe: Do Married Men Go Home After Work? by slimyem: 3:56pm On Apr 12, 2013
devour129: I know this doesn't apply to me but couldn't resist.grew up watching my dad come home straight from work,showers,eats with my mum ,sleep off on the settee while gisting . So it was a shock when I got married and my hubby did just the opp.when I was still a learner,I will stay up till he comes back before I eat.am a really great home maker so my house is always clean and smells like a bakery ,I also keep myself well so that was not a problem.abuja men claim it's only at night they do deals grin.back to my gist,I will stay up till he comes back at the beginning ,cry myself to sleep sometimes until I started having babies and I became a teacher wink.if its 7pm and my hubby is not back home,I will never call,I eat by 6 and if he calls and says the person he went to see has still not come and he is not sure if to stay or come back,I quickly encourage him to wait.i did for a while before he caught up,now he walks in before 8pm,so he can play with the kids before they go bed and he stays out only if it is absolutely necessary .even the day bomb went off in Abuja he was so angry that among his friends am the only one that ddnt call her hubby when I was in dreamland hanging out with obama cheesy o ladies don't fret if your hubby doesn't come home on time,carry on with your life everything will work out.as for the men,continue to come home late in this perilous times !
lol.I feel you.No time for nonsense.
"Ma lo ode,ma lo ode,ode ni n lomo wale"cool
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by slimyem: 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2013
This thread and the useless comments on it edifying one act above the other is an insult to both KSA and Chief Commander.There should be no basis for comparison.None is better than the other.Both their lyrics are rich in tradition,have depth and propagate culture.Both of them are septugenarians.
Both of them rocked while in the game and still rock up till now.Both of them have evergreen songs.
The mods should lock this thread!!!
FamilyRe: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by slimyem: 7:48am On Apr 12, 2013
Ishilove: God will give me a man who will dislike Mouth Action sad
Hahaha!
Keep your eyes and heart open for men like Mac then or a deeper life brother.cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Callotti's Public Pms Part 2. by slimyem: 12:14am On Apr 12, 2013
Calloti,where are you?
You've been missed out here.Stop keeping the drama in diaries.cool
CelebritiesRe: Angry Nigerians React To Agbani Darego's New Denim Line by slimyem:
Nice idea but the prices are way to high.
---> ¤Ozone baby¤ said...
It's costly biko. Besides d bell bottom jeans
is no longer en vogue dis days...
---> Lol! I have an exact cut like the last
picture, na N1,500 I buy am! Abeg reduce
price agbani, jeans dey everywhere now
oh!

---->You can get a good jean for 3000, why
the 6,500 to 12,500. You make more sales
when the price is almost the same with
what is obtain in the market. Name ke!
-->12500 huh will buy 5 jeans from
tejuosho. Thanks for d advert but will pass

---->So 12k is wat she calls affodable 4 all?
Na wa!
--->As much as I don't av dat time 2 stress
myself anymore yaba still got d best jeans
and verrry affordable....hehehehe
--->If only yaba got parking space!
---->ah...mogbe 6500_12500, thank God 4
yaba,make she carry am go yaba,1500 or
1700,we go buy,
at least na agbani
cloth,make she reduce am...Linda,hope u
don buy sa
--->Nice one Agbani... If u like raise d price
to 500k, Naija go buy... But me, I go wait
make ibo boys make dia own special "Angbani Diego"
Lmao@the comments especially the bolded."Everyday people" must represent.cheesycheesy
The prices are not too high for the class of people she hopes to sell to though..


Btw,bella-naija has more mature readers because it delivers more mature and not so loud contents while LIB's content is mostly trending gossips and the target readers for such is what you see in those comments.cool
FamilyRe: Guys,over To U!!! by slimyem: 10:27pm On Apr 11, 2013
kay9: I'm not entirely sure that's the best course of action... Letting nature take its course and all that, i mean. I'm always one for communication and proactiveness.

I'd say look for signs that your man maybe getting restless. Share your concerns with him, you know, ''honey, i feel like you're holding out something on me...''
Then get proactive; dont wait for him to confirm or disprove your fears - pull a Megan Fox on him! cheesy If it means buying some crazy p0rnn flick and learning a new move or pre-intimacy play, just do it. I know i'll do it for my wife if i notice she's getting somewhat cold... wink

What i'm saying is, dont quit without a fight. If i love something, i'm not letting go without a good fight o!
There are numerous faithful married women and men don't have to do so much to keep them so.Can't one find a man who one wouldn't have to work so hard on to keep his fly zipped outside the house? huh
FamilyRe: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by slimyem: 10:21pm On Apr 11, 2013
2buff: You had better go under Jenny's tutelage cheesy
Learn well wink
I certainly will.....if she has time for interns after moments with Oga..cheesy
FamilyRe: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by slimyem: 10:02pm On Apr 11, 2013
jennykadry: Look at this woman oo? Have you ever tasted yourself? Let me tell you now that the best way to taste yourself is let him dip his microphone into your x, withdraw and insert it into your mouth, lick the thing from top to bottom and you will have an idea of what your inside taste's like. Yummmm cheesy grin

.....and if he releases inside your mouth, use your tongue to scrape it all off your lips and down your sides and take a big long swallow cool if unable to, start practising with the help of red or fruit wine to gulp it down.

Thank me later
Jisos of Oshodi!!!shockedshockedshockedshocked..and here i have been thinking I can do all bad..cheesy
FamilyRe: Snoring By The Spouse. How Do You Cope? by slimyem: 9:41pm On Apr 11, 2013
Even God knows that snoring has always been a deal-breaker with me. lipsrsealed....except if the person is exceptionally awesome and that's his only fault tongue
The day I slept in between two fat snoring friends was the day i decided any snoring person in the same room with me is a NO-NO!
The sounds that came from them left and right was as loud as "okada" sound when being kicked.I sat up in the middle of the night and almost cried while looking at them both with angry eyes.
Aint no throaty percussion orchestra playing allowed wherever slimyem has to sleep. coolcheesy
Special salute to all snorers and tolerating partners to snorers reading this post.cheesytongue
FamilyRe: She Is Not A Liability!!!! by slimyem: 9:17pm On Apr 11, 2013
Nashville: I agree with you and I think the poster should have lived in 1888. She definitely has a very "traditional" mindset. She will end up marrying a "traditional" man, who after ten years of marriage will decide to marry another wife. After all, if all you do is cook, clean and wash, wouldn't you need a younger woman to help you. According to our tradition, a man can marry as many wives as he wants as long as he feed them finish.

I cant believe there is someone in 2013 who feels the only function of wives are to cook, clean, wash, have children and have sex.
Believe it.They still abound.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele-oloyede Rocks Out In Shorts by slimyem: 5:55pm On Apr 11, 2013
Is this picture recent?
She looks really good!cool
FamilyRe: Househelp... by slimyem: 5:50pm On Apr 11, 2013
^Sweet!!gringrin cool smiley
FamilyRe: Househelp... by slimyem: 5:42pm On Apr 11, 2013
^^that font's gon make me and probably some of your other fans be skipping your posts when i see them.undecided
FamilyRe: Is It Acceptable For A Woman To Keep Male Friends After Marriage? by slimyem: 5:03pm On Apr 11, 2013
Vikin: Ordinary Friends/ colleagues .....yes


Ex boyfriends/lovers.....No
Some ex-boyfriends/lovers can still be friends worth keeping......at a distance though.cool
FamilyRe: She Is Not A Liability!!!! by slimyem: 4:53pm On Apr 11, 2013
Question for the men..
Should the woman also be classed or referred to as a financial liability if its the husband that demands she stay at home?

This is the only case in which i'll think that phrase unfair to use on a woman.
FamilyRe: Househelp... by slimyem: 4:36pm On Apr 11, 2013
^^Number 1-Change that font.It hurts the eyes and its not cool.undecided

Number 2-You have no point.Whether the househelp is below 16 or an adult doesn't count.Whether her madam doesn't allow her any leisure also doesn't count here.
Fact remains that there's an agreement she signed up for which probably says "stay at home with the baby" and she's probably being paid for sticking to it.Betraying that agreement is so wrong.

The baby is at risk in that the mother has no idea that her househelp isn't seated at home with the baby and anything could happen if you let your imagination run wild here,the baby also becomes a lesser priority to the househelp and her boyfriend a higher one whenever she leaves for there or he comes around.
The op making her neighbour aware of what's going on is the right thing to do.This is one of the "how" she can be her sister's keeper.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Askia Dances To Iyanya's Kukere Song (Pictures) by slimyem: 4:06pm On Apr 11, 2013
Mheeen..age has really caught up with her.Who'd believ she was one time this pretty?

CelebritiesRe: Nairaland Made Me A Celebrity. by slimyem: 9:39am On Apr 11, 2013
Celebrity fire!!I give it that silly thread of yours one more day or less.You'll be forgotten in no time!
I hope you aint gon be modelling for anything more than "pure water" or "kerosene" though.Modelling outside those two products would be disastrous.cheesy...and please close your mouth/teeth for poses henceforth.Heed my word!grin cool
FoodRe: Some Have Food But Cannot Eat VS. Some Can Eat But Have No Food? by slimyem: 10:18pm On Apr 10, 2013
yuzedo: Nigga do yo own song man! Feature Tonto Dike or some Gospel act for all i care, but don't remix my sh*t without written consent. angry
Have yo people talk to my people, man! angry
lolcheesy
Silly boi!!tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland Christian Singles Thread (no Holds Barred) by slimyem: 12:38pm On Apr 10, 2013
toba: with who/what?
you have personal issues.Issues that scare!tongue
FamilyRe: How Can You Overcome The Death Of A Spouse? by slimyem: 12:07pm On Apr 10, 2013
You can't totally overcome it.It'll always be with you somehow especially if the union birthed children and if it did,be consoled by them and the fact that your spouse is probably in a better place.

Have you tried getting into other relationships?Eventually,you'll need someone.Someone deserving sharing your life with.
The hurt would get easier as time goes by and you get so you can live with it.You can be happy if you let yourself be.
All the best.
FamilyRe: Shout Out To My Spouse! by slimyem: 11:54am On Apr 10, 2013
The drama never ends..
See how bad belle pipu wan kill butterfly wey dey Jeff belle.undecided
Nor mind them o.Anyone with a sound perception would see your intentions for writing those lines were pure and sweet and not of self-absorption.
Regards to the "Mrs" jare cool
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland Christian Singles Thread (no Holds Barred) by slimyem: 11:44am On Apr 10, 2013
Toba,do you know you have issues?
CelebritiesRe: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by slimyem: 11:40am On Apr 10, 2013
Princeojua: plz you need lens eye glasses. Tanx
Heed my advice..for your own good.cool
CelebritiesRe: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by slimyem: 11:36am On Apr 10, 2013
You try but your teeth is yellow and you look like a small boi.undecided
Please upgrade cool
RomanceRe: Top 8 Lies Told By Ladies Of Nowadays by slimyem: 11:27am On Apr 10, 2013
Orikinla: 1000 Likes. grin

[size=18pt]I simply play along with their Nollywood acts and as a good director I can direct whatever role an actress chooses to play, the good, the bad and the ugly. I have written a best selling book on them and guess what? The book keeps on making more money for me than all the money I spent on my adventures with them and I also published their photographs in the book, "Diary of the Memory Keeper" you can even read it free on Amazon if you are a prime member of Amazon. These lying silly girls and women always end up losers.[/size] grin
Agbaya onisokuso!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Think Of This (pic) by slimyem: 8:08am On Apr 10, 2013
Soup.
Crocodile meat iS soooo yummy.smileycool
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland Christian Singles Thread (no Holds Barred) by slimyem: 8:00am On Apr 10, 2013
toba: that's delayingness grin grin grin grin
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