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CelebritiesRe: Agbani Darego is the New Face of ₦50 Postal Stamp by slimyem: 6:50pm On Apr 04, 2013
For making Nigeria proud after how many years? huh
..and is NIPOST still in business?tongue
RomanceRe: Typical Conversation Among Ladies & Guys : True or False? by slimyem: 6:13pm On Apr 04, 2013
Rubbbbbbbish!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun Said He Appreciates My Contribution On NL by slimyem: 3:39pm On Apr 04, 2013
onila: i so hate you angry
Its a mutual feeling.cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun Said He Appreciates My Contribution On NL by slimyem:
Seun: @Onila: I think I did, but wasn't that a very very long time ago? Why are you posting this now? Hope you're good?
lmaocheesy
She prolly hasn't got any compliments since you so a need to glory in the one she got a very very long time agocheesy cool
CelebritiesRe: Meet Nadia Buari's Pretty Sisters by slimyem: 2:38pm On Apr 04, 2013
they are just there..undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Seun Said He Appreciates My Contribution On NL by slimyem: 2:28pm On Apr 04, 2013
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
CelebritiesRe: Comedienne Princess To Wed On May 8 by slimyem: 2:25pm On Apr 04, 2013
shocked Who wanno marry that bag of beans? huh Don't bite me.she calls herself that.tongue
CelebritiesRe: Waka Waka People: Meet The Three Most Red-carpet Party Goers Of 2012/2013 by slimyem: 1:55pm On Apr 04, 2013
Its their time.Let them live it while you wait your turn!undecided
PhonesRe: Cell-ebration! 40 Years Of Cellphone History: Share Your Mobile Phone Experience by slimyem: 1:16pm On Apr 04, 2013
My first phone was one Erricson wey be like cutlass-2003grin
After that was a Seimens that had a yellow-colour screen that made me sick,then Sagem V-55 and Sagem My-7cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Taking An iPad/galaxy tab To Interview, Good Or Bad idea? by slimyem: 11:50am On Apr 04, 2013
These sarcarstic posts rock btw.I totally love them!!
AdoOloro: You can take your Laptophuh, or even your desktop together with your Dstv decoder. They enhance your chances of being selected!

Another good choice is your Power Bike. Picture below:
AdoOloro: Like I advised, go to a job interview with something that will really help you at the interview. Something like a private jet to ease the difficulty of transportation and to avoid lateness.
Artistree: Normally, interviews are conducted by 3 or more persons so I'll suggest you go with a projector instead 4 a wider view of your CV by d panel as d a laptop would be 2small.
chinnyonwu: Anytime I go for interviews I always take my laptop, printer(for printing my CV), scanner (to get softcopy of any hardcopy files dey mite wanna give me) and of course my generator incase they don't have light.
Totally!!cheesycheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Taking An iPad/galaxy tab To Interview, Good Or Bad idea? by slimyem: 11:35am On Apr 04, 2013
Except your interview requires some form of graphical presentation,its foolish ,unserious,and unnecessary.
What are you bringing all for.show-off?Isn't humility supposed to be one of the qualities a job applicant should portray?
Oversabi na hin dey worry some people and na hin go killi them especially that @gparker and the dumbos who liked his post.No wonder he never got the jobundecided
Nonsense!
CelebritiesRe: Charlyboy's Daughter With Her Hubby & Children (Pictures) by slimyem: 11:15am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]No be una fault?! angry

If we men say No we no go chop una food, una go start to cry say we don go chop another woman food outside? angry
You women are responsible for giving your husbands pot belle. Thats why I hit the gym 5 times a week and play soccer on Saturdays!
[/quote]shockedshocked
Okija,women are responsible for giving men pot-belly?
Seriously? huh
There's nothing women won't get blamed for.Small time,women would be responsible for your fogetting to clean you anus after shytting.undecided
I have seen it all.Choi!
CelebritiesRe: Charlyboy's Daughter With Her Hubby & Children (Pictures) by slimyem: 10:36am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Nigerian WOmen and their Laziness;

Example Mercy Johnson

BEFORE BABY!! [img]http://4.bp..com/-j1mmgsztHDY/URzPq5TG61I/AAAAAAAAAVQ/F5K2QnNJepE/s1600/Mercy-Johnsonr.jpeg[/img]


AFTER 1 BABY [img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L21lcmN5MjBqMjBiYWJ5MjBidW1wLmpwZ3w2MDA=[/img]
[/quote]Naija men nko?
Abi nor be una dey carry pot belly waka about even without birthing a pin? huh
At least,women have an excuse.What excuse do you men have?
CelebritiesRe: Ghanaian Celebrities And The Cars They Drive (Pictures) by slimyem: 10:09am On Apr 04, 2013
Dem nor get mouthundecided
RomanceRe: Intimacy On The First Date: Do You Support It? by slimyem: 10:04am On Apr 04, 2013
I don't support it,have never and would never do it.Anyone who can do sex on first date can also do one night standsundecided
Both stand against my value system.
CelebritiesRe: Charlyboy's Daughter With Her Hubby & Children (Pictures) by slimyem: 9:47am On Apr 04, 2013
pharmow: How are we sure is not through artificial insemination the children are borne? grin grin ; lipsrsealed Just saying

her body is very fantastic if she actually gave birth to all the 6 children.
What is this one saying?
Artifical insemination mean say she nor go carry the belle ni? Abi u nor know wetin u dey talk? huh
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Wear Both Engagement And Wedding Ring At The Same Time by slimyem: 9:44am On Apr 04, 2013
Good question!
I have always wondered too.undecided
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Ogun, Ondo To Experience Power-Cut For 72hrs by slimyem: 9:26am On Apr 04, 2013
Can't they do or fix what the have to in lesser hours?72 hrs is too much o.Haba!!undecided
FamilyRe: Why Blame The Wives? by slimyem: 9:20am On Apr 04, 2013
^what are you on about and what's with all the bible quotes?
How can you equate been logical to hating on religion?
I'm only hating on unnecessary bias and unfair judgement.I'm sorry if you don't get my point.
I don't get yours eitherundecided
FamilyRe: Does Budgeting Really Work? by slimyem: 9:05am On Apr 04, 2013
Budgeting is a very difficult thing for me.It makes me feel like i'm suffering.Not being able to buy what I like or desire because i'm on a budget?Hell no!
I've tried it before and i didn't enjoy it.Too much headache,too much calculation.
All i do is try to be prudent as much as I can and try not to indulge myself unecessarily.Whatever remains at the end of the month is my savings.Maybe,I'll adopt budgeting when I have more responsibilities.undecided
CelebritiesRe: Student Holds Own Funeral While Still Alive So She 'could Enjoy It' by slimyem: 8:30am On Apr 04, 2013
Much as I find what she did crazy,this quote of hers is worth a lot of thought.
"It struck me that people spend all that time and effort and on someone when they are gone and they cannot appreciate it.
Reminds me of Band Perry's line too- "funny how when you are gone,people start listening"undecided
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid. by slimyem: 1:25am On Apr 04, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: Culture/identity is above fashion and protection ...so whats you saying ...why don''t you blame the parents who perm their children's hair? huh huh huh
What's the need for that unnecessary identity?Isn't identity what traditional names are for?Isn't there also language to take care of culture and identity? Is the child being sold into slavery of what?
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid. by slimyem: 1:08am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]ofcourse we will. especially so in the villages. and most Yorubas do live in villages/towns.[/quote]Why make this about yorubas?Isn't it just normal to assume that the largest concentration of a people would be at their origin.I live in the village btw and I know firsthand the practise is fading.
and btw, you cant possibly expect me to keep a 5-yr old/2013 as a friend, can youhuh
I was only opposing you using your friends' example as a basis for my point.It doesn't hold as this is about 2013 not the 80s or 70s.
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid. by slimyem: 12:58am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]Nonsense! It may be so but its not so large as you think. Many of my Yoruba friends have the smaller mark. the 1-1 on each cheek.

HECK NO! My people will continue with it. Infact I shall start a campaign soon to promote the aesthetics of tribal marks. I hope this trend soon catches up across Nigeria.[/quote]Your yoruba friends are probably in their twenties or thirties which means they were marked when it was still a common practice.
You'll hardly find a five-year old or a 2013 yoruba child marked today.We are leaving you behind!tongue
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid. by slimyem: 12:48am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]MY GODS! HORROR! shocked shocked shocked shocked

shame on you. Ive defended your people all this long. truly you are such a let dovn. sad[/quote]Shame for what?
A large percentage of my people have abolished the practice.Educate your people and start a movement against the nonsense!!!
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid. by slimyem: 12:44am On Apr 04, 2013
Fhemmmy: I just show that pix up there to my daughter and she started to cry and asking why would i have to show her something that scary and yet you are telling me that it is something of pride? grin tongue
Lmaocheesycheesycheesy
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid. by slimyem: 12:42am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]go on. tell me your tribe. then Ill see. .[/quote]Yoruba undilutedgrin
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid. by slimyem: 12:40am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]you still didnt tell me your tribe.[/quote]my tribe is speaking through my handle.Show me your marks dear.Convince me.cool
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid. by slimyem: 12:37am On Apr 04, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: show yours without marks we want to see how beautiful you are grin undecided undecided
I am naturally ugly like that defaced Oshogbo woman.Marks would have made me worse.cheesy You are the one who says marks make people beautiful.I don't agree but your mark might just make me have a change of heart.cool
FamilyRe: Can You Allow Tribal Marks On Your Kid. by slimyem: 12:31am On Apr 04, 2013
PAGAN,show me that you are proud of your culture and tribe.Show me your mark.You can blot out parts of your face that don't have marks
I wanna see how handsome you are.tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Goodbye NL by slimyem: 12:16am On Apr 04, 2013
Attention seeking thread..
He is going no whereundecided

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