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FamilyRe: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by slimyem: 10:52am On Apr 14, 2013
Lagusta: now i see that this fvcktard is a discombobulated nicompoop...

You mean he left this amazon goddess for that wogglie toadhuh

In fact, i want to faint!!!
lol..
The things you men do with women at to women just make us wonder wonder...
CelebritiesRe: Goldie's Properties To Be Auctioned For "Project Alert On Violence Against Women by slimyem: 7:40am On Apr 14, 2013
The colours of her setee are too loud for a sitting room.undecided
Wonder who'll buy her golden wigs....cool
FamilyRe: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by slimyem: 7:26am On Apr 14, 2013
The woman assumed to be the 1st wife here is not.Its her sister.She sat in the car while it happened according to Sun newspaper.
This is her picture.she could never have bloated like that in two years.
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/
cover/nollywood-wedding-scandal-
estranged-wife-shows-up-in-church/

FamilyRe: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by slimyem: 7:17am On Apr 14, 2013
This man can be likened to someone who left chocolate chips for kulikuli..cheesy
...and that new wife,I cannot wonder what the rest of her body is like if her face looks like that..undecided
FamilyRe: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by slimyem: 6:17am On Apr 14, 2013
ItsModella: wow, I couldn't see the mistress' face properly because of her veil but now that I see it, I have to admit it, she is ugly as f*ck. Kai, how can somebody be this ugly?

https://africanspotlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Picture-1511.png
shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by slimyem: 6:16am On Apr 14, 2013
I could do worse...not in person though..grin What i would unleash would make all the officiating ministers, guest and caterers flee for their lives.cheesy
This story is incomplete though...
Did the wedding still go on? huh
FamilyRe: Is A Lil Fear Really That Bad In Parenting? by slimyem: 9:56pm On Apr 13, 2013
Fear is good in this case as long as it keeps the child in check but parents should know when they are over-doing it else it draws the child away from them.
It happened with me as a child.I was so scared of my dad i couldn't discuss anything with him-some things that could have tilted the course of my life a little for better if only i had the guts to look him in the eye then.
Seen it happen with a few other people too.It doesn't make sense anymore if it breaks the bond one's naturally supposed to have with a child.
FamilyRe: Married Folks: Is Oral Se.x Neccessary In A Marriage To Build Trust And Love? by slimyem: 8:23pm On Apr 13, 2013
Wonder why this thread hasn't been moved to sexuality section...
Too much explicit content....undecidedPerson just dey think bad bad thing for here..tongue
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by slimyem: 5:48pm On Apr 13, 2013
Shugamania: See?
Girls like that are the reason these guys think they can do whatever they feel like and get away with it.
You understand babe.
I was walking out of the relationship as soon as i found out say we plenty and also wanted to save a fellow sister but her matter be dog wey wan lost matter...
FashionRe: Golden Toilet-Seat And Car - Too Much Money? (Pictures) by slimyem: 5:40pm On Apr 13, 2013
pro01: See this retired winch. You think say na everybody heartless like you. Sotay the (f) wey dey for your name before don run leave you because of your unfeminine hardheartedness. Omo to buru ju eshu.
Jabber!tongue
RomanceRe: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by slimyem: 5:22pm On Apr 13, 2013
Mine was a little different.The idea was to punish the philandering basterd and save the "poor" girl who wasn't aware of it but I found out she didn't need saving.She was cool with his ways.lemme save the remaining details..grin
Relationships are such troubles.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do You Sleep In Public Vehicles? by slimyem: 2:13pm On Apr 13, 2013
Yes o..and its nothing to be ashamed of especially when i'm travelling on roads i have travelled countless times.Its just boring watching trees go by.Infact,that's why i like sitting by the window so i can rest my side or head when sleep beckons,with dark shades on and my ears plugged with a earpiece too.grincheesy
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Teenage Children Be Intimate Under The Same Roof As You? by slimyem: 1:43pm On Apr 13, 2013
nep2ra: I'm not in a position to judge whether our parents thinking are warped or not. I will have kids of mine some day and they will also pass through teenage years. My partner and I have divergent opinions on this issue. I have made my position clear that I will not encourage my teenage kids to have sex with their boyfriends/girlfriends under my roof. Although she understands my argument, she see nothing wrong with it as she was brought up under a different culture.

Culture is a society's adopted way of life at a particular point in time. I say this because, like most things, culture is susceptible to the flowing river of change. Right behavior on the other hand, is too vague and broad to define. Doing so might lead us to a long winding argument bordering on philosophy and religion. I'm afraid I'm in no mood to tread that path.
Perhahp,you should also note that culture changes when the organization is transformed and we (Nigerians) seem to be a long way from there.Besides,there's everything wrong with change if its in the wrong direction but nothing wrong if its in the right direction which still brings us back to the issue of right and wrong plus its relativity.
I'm in no mood to thread philosophy and religion paths too.Not topics i'm interested in talking around.grin
FashionRe: Golden Toilet-Seat And Car - Too Much Money? (Pictures) by slimyem: 1:09pm On Apr 13, 2013
pro01: How can I possibly shit successfully in that toilet knowing full well that some families on the other side have not had a decent meal for weeks? The thought alone is enough to cause indigestion for me.

There is comfort, then there is luxury, and then there is obscene vainglory. There is no doubt as to which category this madness belongs.
Hahahaha.cheesy
See who has concience and human interest....grinundecidedI dey laugh ocheesy tongue
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Teenage Children Be Intimate Under The Same Roof As You? by slimyem:
^well,I'm not proferring a solution to this issue as it seems.That'd be another angle entirely.I'm just trying to see things from our parents' point of view though warped it seems.
Are you also saying our response and
attitude to sex and dress mode is to a
large extent culture specific and NOT
based on "right behavior" ?
Isn't our culture and right behaviour intertwined in this case?
PoliticsRe: Police Ignore Woman Trappped Under Trailer by slimyem: 11:36am On Apr 13, 2013
oluwadare26: Are u guyz surprised? Me, I'm not o... I'v known NPF to be useless since i gave them #5000 to arrest a friend of mine and detain him for Two days coz we had a scuffle when we were playing PS 2 BETTING..., They did and even encourage me that anytime i'm playing betting and my opponent tend to show strong head, i shud come straight to them..
shockedshockedshocked
RomanceRe: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by slimyem: 11:02am On Apr 13, 2013
Op,give your neighbours a break.They are newly married for chrissakes.The wife is trying to remain sexy for her husband not for you.You are just choosing to see something that's not calling you.
I even wonder how you hear their love-making sounds since you claim you live in a flat.Why are u sleeping directly behind their room or bed? huhtongue
Relocate to another room in your own flat or sleep in the sitting room henceforth.
Live and let this newly married couple live!
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson’s Nipples Are Offensive? by slimyem: 10:46am On Apr 13, 2013
This girl was once dark,pretty and voluptuous.Now,she is bleached,ugly and in skinny that doesn't fit her.undecided
FamilyRe: Man Impregnates His Two Daughters, Attempts Raping Third by slimyem: 10:26am On Apr 13, 2013
The daughters too are equally sick especially the one who got pregnant for him twice.
Lets assume they were young when it started,why couldn't they say NO when they were older?Cursed family!!
FamilyRe: He Wants Sex Every Night. by slimyem: 10:04am On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=fresh_dude]Slimmy, does that mean you're untouched or frigid or not really into it?[/quote]^see kwesion o...tongue
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by slimyem: 9:57am On Apr 13, 2013
This is the post of this thread.Most of the posters on this thread are trash-talkers.
kq: yes KSA is commercial but it will be a huge lie to say he has no lyrical or local content. My question is do you listen to the wordings or lyrics of his songs at all?
For example in The Merciful God their is a section where he describes people hanging out at a palmwine joint he goes in to a climax by singing " to mi ni igba kan se kan ko mi ko tun se kan ko ra re ka jo ma mu lo". That is the height of description of a way of life especially the Yorubas and he does it using the Ondo dialect (pardon me if i am wrong about the dialect). Apart from that it is a wrong assumption to say KSA sings praises while Obey does not. They both do Obey has sang praises of Ibadan, Ijesha and Iwo people before, i would say this is an integral part of music in Yoruba where you sing praises of popular people. it is also noticeable in our culture where most palace kings or rich people have an "akigbe" to sing their praises in the days gone by. So if you ask me i would say both had "akigbeism" in their music which was not peculiar to Juju alone it was done by almost all Yoruba musicians, Yusuf Olatunji, Ligali Mukaiba, Haruna Isola and even Fuji musicians like Sikiru Ayinde Barrister included.

And as regards to lyrical content please listen to sections of The Merciful God such as "Maajo" where he desribes life as ever continuous despite the horrible and bad circumstances we face. Also listen to Surprise where he sings "Alagemo esi o kosa pa aso esi da o" these are references to the culture and rich language of the Yorubas. Or in another album where he sings " ore ti o si ni oro ni o so o lo o ni si ni hun o ba o so ro kan oro kan si ko o hun bun o ni nkan"

In my own opinion i would describe KSA has robust and very broad in his composition with a lean towards including dance beats while Obey is much more mellow with huge references to story telling and icons of the society.

We must give KSA credit for keeping both lyrical and local content in his music but also introducing global aesthetics to it. Both in my own opinion are Masters of the arts and i enjoy listening to their music especially Ebenezer Obeys " Eni ri nkan He"

Find below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG7SnFmt84c"[/flash]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlBthbDhZ3E"[/flash]
^You the man!!
FamilyRe: He Wants Sex Every Night. by slimyem: 9:49am On Apr 13, 2013
biolabee: Dude now I have to ask are you actually serious

Exercises to do what exactly
Incrase stamina and provide viagra like attribvtes?
I tire!!grin
Mr.Bible gat jokes.undecided[quote author=fresh_dude]Be contented. The thrice daily wey you dey receive never do you?[/quote]For where?I never do one sef when e nor be sushi.cheesytongue
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Teenage Children Be Intimate Under The Same Roof As You? by slimyem: 9:37am On Apr 13, 2013
^You know how they say what you don't know won't harm you?
I think that the issue with our parents.All is well as long as they don't know its happening or they just feel safer assuming its not happening.The home or their roof is one territory where the can exert more control so it figures why it is a NO for sex by teens under it.

As per the right behaviour and conformity thing,I think we are but not in all senses so lemme just say i was talking "in this sense" not generally.Sex and dressing are still a conservative topic.
On other facets of the society,we are plagued by too many issues and the rot is too deep ethical judgement most times does not stand a chance.
FamilyRe: He Wants Sex Every Night. by slimyem: 9:13am On Apr 13, 2013
biolabee: I hear this one is recommended by gurus as it an added function of helping backpain also
#GoodYoga

PS who has seen this movie Parental Guidance
You mean this exercise makes one ravenously crave sex? huh

I haven't seen PG btw..
CelebritiesRe: Olamide A.k.a Baddo, looking hot and cute In Suit & Tie! (Pictures) by slimyem: 9:10am On Apr 13, 2013
Monkey wear suit..undecided
FamilyRe: He Wants Sex Every Night. by slimyem: 8:57am On Apr 13, 2013
MrBible: This is where marrying a wife is different from marrying a woman, if this was a wife she will take up exercises that will make her demand it from her husband 5 times or more a day and by so doing the man will be the one begging her wife to take a break.
shocked What kind of exercises are we talking about here sir?
Please explain.I'd really love to learn.cool
FamilyRe: Would You Allow Your Teenage Children Be Intimate Under The Same Roof As You? by slimyem: 8:45am On Apr 13, 2013
Nigerian parents don't even endorse their teenage children having girlfriends or boyfriends not to talk of having sex under their roof.
What can faa? huh
As a teenager in nigeria,everything sexually you do has to be literally unknown to your parents.cheesy Nigerian parents are not as liberal as parents in the west.We are a people still conformed to a standard of right behaviour operative on ethical judgement.
FamilyRe: He Wants Sex Every Night. by slimyem: 12:09am On Apr 13, 2013
Which kain animalistic apetite be that?I pity the woman sha.That place go just dey hot anyhow.cool and there'd be almost no spice left in their sex life.Just hump hump hump..undecided
We all know the worst that could happen and its not worth all that displeasure and discomfort every night.If na me,I go lock up and the world won't end.cool
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by slimyem: 8:13pm On Apr 12, 2013
Ilaje44: Aburo, awon ti won ni asewo ni e, won o puro. Asewo paraku ni e. Gbogbo awon omo obinrin Nairaland lo fe nyansh patapata. Bi o ti wun ki o ri, ranti eleda re nigba ewe re, yee aburo hu'wa rere.

Sugbon bi o ba l'aya ti ko l'ewa, ma fi se ibinu. Fe aya naa sile nitori omo. Nitori wipe omo l'asehinde.

Maa gbadun adun ti ko de ereke maa lo jare. Ti ilu ba si pin si meji, ti Oba ni ki o se o. Nitori ijekuje lo ng mu agbalagba dobale fun omode o...
lol.
Oga,ki lo de?
E 'n so tele ni?E je ko sow wild oats e nisin ti aye gbaa.Igba ara la 'n bura fun o jare!
Music/RadioRe: Sunny Ade Vs Ebenezer Obey: Who Do You Prefer? by slimyem: 4:50pm On Apr 12, 2013
wonlasewonimi: Slimyem I like you so much for this comment..is it possible to nyansh you?
smileylol.get serious!

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