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Foreign Affairs › Re: President Donald Trump's Inaugural Address (Full Text) by slurryeye: 10:04pm On Jan 20, 2017

Congrats President Donald "Grab 'em by the pussy" Trump

You have succeeded in grabbing the whole world by his balls grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Gambia's Yahya Jammeh Agrees To Step Down As President by slurryeye: 9:52pm On Jan 20, 2017*

Jammeh! Jammeh!! Jammeh!!!

How many times did I call you?

Respect yourself! Keep to your words and step down this time around

Trump is now the President of United States. Don't give him the opportunity to use you to shine for his first international engagement.

A word is enough for the wise Yahya

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Sports › Re: Guess The Player From The Goal Celebration by slurryeye: 7:42pm On Jan 20, 2017*

This one nah jamb questions o

But lemme give it a try

1. Daniel Sturridge

2. Christiano Ronaldo

3. Paolo Ravanelli

4. Didier Drogba

5. Wayne Rooney

6. Robbie Keane

7. Oliver Giroud

8. Sergio Aguero

9. Diego Costa

10. Douglas Costa

11. Sergio Ramos

12. Mesut Ozil

13. Robert Lewandoski

14. Fernando Torres

15. Alexis Sanchez

16. Nani

17. Bafemtibi Gomis

18. Frank Lampard

19. Angel Di Maria

20. Alan Shearer

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Politics › Re: Trump Solidarity Rally: Pro-Biafra Agitators, Soldiers Clash, Scores Wounded by slurryeye: 6:27pm On Jan 20, 2017

Stop toying with your lifes

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Jammeh's Presidential Rolls Royce Spotted At Banjul Airport. PICS by slurryeye: 6:00pm On Jan 20, 2017

Jammeh!

Investment › Re: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Invest In Schemes Like MMM To Doing Real Investment? by slurryeye: 4:06pm On Jan 20, 2017*

- Laziness
- Instant gratification (get rich quick syndrome)
- Lack of genuine business ideas
- Gullibility
- Not doing their research
- Lack of empathy for others
- Ignorance for some
- Thinking they are smart
- Being unrealistic with themselves
- And for some, just pure stupidity

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Phones › Re: Finally Gotten The Itel S31. My Personal Review Follows by slurryeye: 3:51pm On Jan 20, 2017

See phone like toy. Nigerians don suffer

Foreign Affairs › Re: Melania Trump's Stunning Dress To The Trump Pre-inauguration Dinner by slurryeye: 3:49pm On Jan 20, 2017*

Congratulations President Donald "Grab them by the pussy" Trump

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Flashes Her Engagement Ring In New Photo by slurryeye: 3:48pm On Jan 20, 2017

Idgas

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f0/18/2e/f0182eca46f82597f585fbf5ee3ba468.gif

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Crime › Re: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by slurryeye: 2:31am On Dec 30, 2016*

moghulis:
hahaha.
You see your live.
The whiteman said that because the Igbos refused to walk as slaves.
I guess the white man said nice things about your cowardly forefathers who saw and worshipped the whiteman as their god.

Go and check up the fight at “Ekumeku” where Igbos resisted the white man fiercely.
The whiteman hated the Igbos so much for that because they were the ones who stood up to them amongst all ethnic groups in Nigeria.

Stoy for the gods

You're the most useless and most laziest tribe amongst Africans. No be me talk am o

Crime › Re: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by slurryeye: 2:30am On Dec 30, 2016

moghulis:
The best source is from the horses mouth–your defeated forefathers.
Nevertheless I will give you the source. But you need to find the rest from your poor weak-ass fathers

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketu_(Benin)

Though your forefathers ran for their lives as the cowards they were that didn't stop the women from running most of them down.
The Dahomey women sold your men to slavery
Hoooo my God. I can't take this. A whole army of oduduwa warriors being captured and sold off to slavery by women, chai!

Where did you see Dahomey women in your source. Osu talking with his ass

Crime › Re: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by slurryeye: 12:49am On Dec 30, 2016

cheruv:
We seized Arochukwu from the Ibibio during the Aro-Ibibio wars in 1700. Its a fortress that defends Igboland from the East and would remain so.
At times I wonder how pathetic Awo free education was for yorubas

Liar, can't you see that the same source said it was stalemate. And when Igbos accept a war is stalemate, it means they had been massacred and decimated. Just like Nigerian Civil war was stalemate grin

The fact remains that Ibini Ukpani was owned by Ibibios, and it was used to sell millions of Igbos as slaves

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Politics › Re: Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu In Kuje Prison Today As He Receives IPOB Members. by slurryeye: 8:16pm On Dec 29, 2016

moshino:
You forgot to add your picture, here...

Don't forget to add these too

Igbo Ichi tribal marks

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichi_(scarification)

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Politics › Re: Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu In Kuje Prison Today As He Receives IPOB Members. by slurryeye: 5:03pm On Dec 29, 2016

Am I seeing different pix from what people are seeing? This guy looks so drained and famished. His case is just a sorry one. So many evidences to nail this guy with treason undecided

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Politics › Re: Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu In Kuje Prison Today As He Receives IPOB Members. by slurryeye: 4:50pm On Dec 29, 2016

Candycrusher:
Guy I'm Yoruba like you but i respect the guy's gut. I don't care if he succeeds in having his biafra, but to call a president a mad man after spending a year in jail is the height of bravery. No yoruba prisoner will do that

Have you ever heard of the name Fela Anikulapo-Kuti?

In Fela's voice

Who killed Dele Giwa?
Na baba
Who killed Dele Giwa
Na baba
If you put am Ngida
Nah your own Palaver eh

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Business › Re: Billionaire Tony Elumelu Spends Quality Christmas Time With His Children At Home by slurryeye: 9:00pm On Dec 28, 2016

Just one question please.

Where would he spend his Christmas before?

In the sky with his children?

Business › Re: Benin Residents Keep Vigil In Banks To Use Atms by slurryeye: 5:52pm On Dec 24, 2016

See another longass queue grin

Christianity Etc › Re: I Hope Other Governors Will Stand For Their People Like Fayose – Pastor Adeboye by slurryeye: 5:48pm On Dec 24, 2016

stinechykee:
You see your life you two adges of sword and a hypocrites.You didn't see anything wrong wen Fr Mbaka was praising your dumb PMB and your Afonja people called Igbos so many unprintable names because they criticise Fr Mbaka and here you are insulting Adebayo all because he praised Fayose you Afonjas so much detasted even wen every other tribes knows that he has been fighting for the interest of you coward Ofemmanus.Wat goes round comes round so deal with it

One word OSU