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Nice phone.... But no much additional features to make me change the phone am using now!!

iCauseTrouble:
This is the type of prayer I prayed throughout 2019. That I should just see a large amount like this on the road or bush
Guess I will see it in 2020

Ask yourself who will lost such amount.....

So this is how someone will spend the New year in a cell.... If u can be able to control your emotions, u have succeeded in solving about 60% of your problems in life....

Modify and insert punctuation marks when necessary, I can barely understand....
E.g... The intro was "Nobody wants to suffer Nigeria"

Forca Barca.....!!

Ahamefuna0001:
Matured minds please.

I'm a 25years old guy who who just completed my NYSC and got a job which pays me 50K monthly salary. I paired with a colleague at work to rent a single room self contain.

I have this mixed feeling that am over due to have a fiancée. I don't know if this feeling is wrong. I'm I good to have a serious girlfriend or fiancée at this stage of my life?

Young Boys are getting broke because they play the role of a husband too early in a relationship...Focus on your vision!!
I have been abiding by this rule for months now, and things have improved financially for me, it doesn't mean i don't have a GF shaah, don't just loose focus...!!

luminouzzzzzz:
Then what are you waiting for?


Gimme my new year gift

Wait first make i knack am this new year like 4 straight then i go give u up through pass( that kinda Messi own)

luminouzzzzzz:
Unstuck yourself and hand her over to me. I know what to do with such girls.

Mad ooO... and u will like her oO, watery ass, shape like hourglass, nice hips and flat tummy like Samsung Oled Tv....

TheGoodJoe:
Cheer up. Go and find an Akwa Ibom girl, Anang Girl to be precise. You will be the one typing text that you can not cope. Ironke Confusion.

On a serious note, she does not love you. Move on and find one who does love you.

Please tell me more about this Akwa Ibom girls, is it that they don't give up? Am literally stuck with one here

Uyi168:
.. Person nor fit chop belleful begin think of how to cut breeast naaa..

Na the same way Bobrisky chop belleful say make e go add boobs naw

Mad ooO...

Mod went to church..... Mad ooO!!

Uyi168:
.. It's definitely related to breast cancer..

Oh.... I didn't reason it that way

Mad oo..... Wish u can send me all this jam of life to my flash!! Number 14,23,33,42,49,78,90,92 love those jams U forgot to include "Nothing dey Par by Rayan T"

Moneystopnonsen:
Guy don't kill urself over a lash gone bad, she is just a gf. You never can tell what she does behind ur back.
Na who dem catch be thief

Faithfulness is mostly encouraged in marriage, because you are meant to know the dangers it will pose if u indulge in it, not just loosing the trust of your spouse but will also affect your kids if it leads to a separation or may be divorce.

So brace up gee, na nack u nack, u no kee person.

My advice is, if you are sure she loves you so so much, go and break up with her.
Tell her with an emotion laden face, that you want to quit the relationship because, had it been you were in her shoes you will do the same.
Whyne her with stories of how she has been the best ever and can't be replaced in all ramifications, u sabi her weak spot na, then give her a tight hug and pretend sob and tell her u will miss her, then go and never ever call her, or chat with her. If she loves u dearly in 48hrs she will be back by herself. But if she no love u my dear sorry. U just gave her a reason to justify her further hoe ability

U don tey for this game oO....

This is quite easy....
Draw a Venn diagram and locate the intersects then perform some addictions and substractions....

Nothing wey mankind nogo ever see....!!

Nawa oO....let her stitch her kpekus as well naw, nonsense!! Something Bobrisky is looking for


Nothing wey Adele nogo see for the other side!!

engrkaz:
I have been following Efe for a while now. Watched his fight against Kiladze over the weekend. A powerful puncher, great chin but needs to work on his head movement... in the hand of the right trainer, he should be the best thing to ever come out of Africa. BTW who remembers The Nigerian boxer that trended during 2016 COJA for concentrating all Naija’s problems into his punches and got people knocked out in the first round? That’s Efe AAJAAGGG——BA as they call him in the USA

I remembered vividly.... Baba said he concentrated all the problems of Nigeria with just one punch

Mgbadike80:
I'm sick and tired of this zoo called Nigeria, no emegency services and ambulance.No universal free medical services. Yet we pay increasing taxes. Op, God bless and reward you handsomely.

Which Ambulance?? I saw a post on twitter where someone was narrating how an Ambulance hit someone and ran away....!!
I don't even know what to say in cases like this, The last person i helped on my own o, The Doctors & Nurses were just tasking me as if am the cause of the predicaments, The painful thing was that, I wasn't with cash, they refused transfer payment, still refused to let me go and withdraw money from the ATM saying i will run away even after I suggested to drop my costly phone worth hundreds of thousand, then I knew some Doctors don't have sense....

Omoslim26:
nna ifa abugi mmiri open ya eyes nd look well biko

Ngwanu...bia ka anyi ga Germany je checkiye

Mad ooO.....

Omoslim26:
nwokem thick catar block ya eyes? Look well porthole dey that road and which one is obodo oyinbo porthole
nna porthole is porthole biko

Bia enyia..... There is no porthole there, it water droplets

angelEmade:
me seff get ass ooo but this one too much....
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earn thousands from your website daily...follow the link

Lemme us see yours or Idonbelivit

Lovely site.... Will make out plans to visit someday!!

payperpost:
jtown sly?

Nah.... Croc city

Untainted007:
This ur story looks like a neighbour who stayed in one of the flats in a compound I was staying in Ilorin then, the said lady has decided to marry the naija guy, wedding date was closed by until the abroad guy returned. Women will always be women, the lady lied to Naija bobo that one of her uncle returned back to Naija cos of their wedding. To cut the long story short, babe told her Naija maga that her uncle will help them process their visa to abroad. Later on, abroad guy processed only the lady's didn't do the maga's own. Few days to wedding, babe eloped to US wit her abroad guy which was later known to Naija guy that he's not am uncle but a smarter dude. So fear ladies of now adays; dn't bliv wotever they tell u to be true 100% all time.

Chai..... This one went straight to the heart!!

Veetee:
see ur plenty smelling beards. if i was those sars men i would use razor remove those nonsense on u

If u'r truly a guy saying this, it means u don't have sense!! that beards is fresher than you

beresponsible:
Different case different circumstance.
Every PD has bad officers but when obviously guilty of a crime, suspects don't want to go enter cell so they offer to settle instantly and later come online to ask for recourse

If u haven't met the FSarz one on one please just kindly keep kwayet....!!

So now that janemena is getting married... Meaning no free frequent twerks for us again?? Am just asking for a friend

Surviving a plane crash is like a gift of second chance.... Over 75 survivors not a childplays!!