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Politics › Re: Nigeria May Lose 24 Local Councils To UNO, New UN State By July 10 by SmartyPants(m): 8:55am On Jun 05, 2020
AntiBalaka:
I will migrate there.
Your signature is intriguing...can you please narrate this story?
Politics › Re: Nigeria May Lose 24 Local Councils To UNO, New UN State By July 10 by SmartyPants(m): 8:54am On Jun 05, 2020
Nairaland is too big a platform to be carrying this kind of fake news.
Health › Re: George Floyd Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Autopsy Shows by SmartyPants(m): 12:01am On Jun 05, 2020
STREETSAN:
Mr. Dullypants. Go and read the news article again. Your brain obviously didn't register the part they said the Hennepin county related the cause of death to a heart attack before a private investigation revealed it was asphyxiation. Una go just dey jump. Jumping jack
Young man, as I said, if you don't understand, you ask. No crime in seeking help.

Health › Re: I Am AS And I Am Getting Married To AS by SmartyPants(m): 5:47pm On Jun 04, 2020
bigmodo:
I am an As and I am getting married to an As. I love this girl so much that I am moving forward to marry her.

We have done our introduction and our traditional marriage is next month. I know the complications of an As marrying As in the issues of children they might give birth to. But I have no choice. I want to marry the love of my life.
Consider not having children and adopting if you must.
Health › Re: George Floyd Tested Positive For COVID-19 - Autopsy Shows by SmartyPants(m): 12:09pm On Jun 04, 2020
STREETSAN:
These whites would sha do anything to discredit or taint the image of this man. This same hospice said he didn't die of suffocation. undecided
All reports are agreed on the element of asphyxiation. Honestly if you know you don't understand, why can't you ask someone to explain to you?
Crime › Re: Rape Accusation: Aisha Defends Peruzzi by SmartyPants(m): 5:48pm On Jun 03, 2020
The accuser said it happened while she (Aisha) was sleeping. So unless she never slept that night, how can she stayevwith authority, what happened or did not happen?
Crime › Re: Nigerians & Cameroonians Clash In Dubai ‘Over Beer Price’. 2 Killed by SmartyPants(m): 3:21pm On Jun 03, 2020
ursullalinda:
But if you feel theirs is cheaper why not bring down your own price and compete......I hate it when people try to dictate other people's life's for them because they live in their territory.......what happens to healthy competition.
That cannot be the full story.
Family › Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by SmartyPants(m): 4:13pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dpsychologist:
No
Just cimparing their salary.
Meanwhile how many of our leaders are professors. Thats what i was illustrating
Yeah but the person you quoted was talking about leaders and readers...So I want to emphasize that readers will still generally be leaders minus the few exceptions. And being a leader doe not mean being wealthy either.
Family › Re: The Dumbest Things I Believed As A Kid by SmartyPants(m): 3:26pm On Jun 02, 2020
Dpsychologist:
Thats the irony of life.
A professor will be working for an illiterate.
Las las its not what you read in school that takes you far. You can’t compare the salary of a footballer and that of a professor.
So you mean the vice president is not a leader? It is footballers than are leaders?
Education › Re: Drone Shots And Photos Of Covenant University CU! Architectural Wonders!! by SmartyPants(m): 1:39pm On Jun 02, 2020
Openbusiness:
it's the star of David (King David), stop talking like an ignorant illiterate
Yes, that is the star of David, the National symbol of Israel. But many occultic groups, have also gone ahead to use the symbol.
Education › Re: Drone Shots And Photos Of Covenant University CU! Architectural Wonders!! by SmartyPants(m): 1:36pm On Jun 02, 2020
Prettyvirginia:
This is beautiful.
I don't think it is beautiful...It is orderly and well-structured but OAU has more of artistic beauty to its design to me.
Career › Re: Where Can Someone With Bsc. Statistics Work? by SmartyPants(m):
topedoski:
I am currently a student in Ahmadu Bello University Zaria. I applied for Computer Science but I was offered Statistics. I had no other options than to go for it. I have been at home with no admission for 3 years and my junior brother would also be writing Jamb next year, so you see?

Well I discovered that I haven't really think about the course Statistics because I have always dreamt of being a computer scientist, I even learnt how to code while at home. But this statistics is like a new world to me. I want to know what and what I will be facing as a statistician, what kind of career field are available or open for someone who read statistics.
Statisticians are the marketing experts of the future. We are in the age of big data, and those who know how to process data into information that can help executives make more effective decisions will be in hot demand.
Crime › Re: Nigerians Protest Against Rape, Demand Justice For Uwa & Other Victims (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 1:00pm On Jun 02, 2020
samincredible44:
they should keep protesting until our dumb leaders make stiffer laws on rape and pedophilia
I really don't think stiffer laws are the issue. The issue is the incapacity/unwillingness of the police to prosecute most cases diligently, and/or provide minimum safeguards of safety such as a speedy response to distress calls.
Sports › Re: Liverpool Squad Knelt In Honour Of George Floyd by SmartyPants(m): 1:32am On Jun 02, 2020
gfon:
I just wonder what goes through that officer's mind when he sees the chaos and pains he's stupid action has caused
You would be surprised to learn that he is probably recieving tons of support secretly
Sports › Re: Marcus Rashford Congratulates Ighalo On Signing New Manchester United Loan Deal by SmartyPants(m): 9:29pm On Jun 01, 2020
Ayoleeboy007:
story

That yeye edo boy for Watford nko
Dang! grin
Sports › Re: 5 Most Handsome Young Footballers by SmartyPants(m): 7:20pm On Jun 01, 2020
majamajic:
Ronaldo and naymar are not young ,
But that Juventus former Ajax , De Laet for make this list
Alex Witxel of Dortmund , the guy dey ok too
Witsel is well into his thirties
Crime › Re: FBI Officer, Dave Patrick Underwood Killed Near Protest In Oakland by SmartyPants(m): 3:06pm On Jun 01, 2020
JosephXavier:
This woman sef. You talk say your brother was a good man
What of George Floyd that was killed? He does not deserve what they did to him.
I'm not happy that the FBI agent lost his life but every year a black is brutally killed by the police in US and it has turned to tradition.
May his soul rest in peace but let the US government stop paying deaf ears to all this so that similar counter killings won't continue
I don't understand your logic. How does a lady saying her brother was a good man connect with the murder of George Floyd? Was he the one that killed him?
Travel › Re: He Scammed Me Under The Pretence To Process My Admission Abroad by SmartyPants(m): 3:03pm On Jun 01, 2020
dongodav:
Yes, I know that but it is because I don't have a dime, that was why I abandon him and I keep all the receipts for payments, currently I don't have anything and I guessed I might be affected if I post his name and phone number online to declare him wanted because he may also charged me for libel.
That is not libel.
Sports › Re: Paderborn 1-6 Dortmund: Sancho Scores Hat-trick And Pays Tribute To George Floyd by SmartyPants(m): 1:54am On Jun 01, 2020
Seems Jamilu Collins had a bad day...he would have been the left back
Sports › Re: Players With Most Red Cards In PL History: Vieira 2nd With 8, Gerrard In Top 20 by SmartyPants(m): 3:46pm On May 31, 2020
Ramos16:
This is for only EPL
It's clearly written in the title sir.
Sports › Re: Players With Most Red Cards In PL History: Vieira 2nd With 8, Gerrard In Top 20 by SmartyPants(m): 3:45pm On May 31, 2020
olaric:
Are you blind to the second screenshot?
Stop talking rubbish. The thread is about red cards!
Crime › Re: Lady & Her Friends Storm The House Of Her Cheating Boyfriend To Destroy His Car by SmartyPants(m): 12:46pm On May 30, 2020
Onebabe:
The day you lift your hand on a woman, you stop being a man.
The guy is guilty that's why he's being treated that way.
Ehen?

And who appointed you the registrar of gender affairs?

Lol.
Politics › Re: Helicopters Of The Nigerian Airforce (Pictures) by SmartyPants(m): 10:33am On May 30, 2020
slimfit1:
Stop deceiving your self here please
Why don't you tell us who has a stronger army since you seem so intent on making a point.

Go on. L
Politics › Re: Helicopters Of The Nigerian Airforce (Pictures) by SmartyPants(m): 10:32am On May 30, 2020
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Celebrities › Re: Forbes Says Kylie Jenner Lied About Being A Billionaire, She Reacts by SmartyPants(m): 10:35pm On May 29, 2020
CaptainMarvel:
but $900 mill just a $100 mill shy of the billion. She's still way too rich though
The point is, this 900m valuation comes after a company made a 51% investment in her company on the basis of supposed faulty valuations....can you see where this is going?
Family › Re: Can You Marry Someone Like Your Mom Or Dad?? by SmartyPants(m): 12:55pm On May 28, 2020
Abbeylanre15:
Hey! This should be my post if I'm not mistaken. Why is someone else taking the credit?
The content of his thread is different. This is not academic work that you should be tussling for credit for.

So you now have a monopoly over this question?
Business › Re: Help, I'm Being Frustrated By The Rules Of My Mum's Business by SmartyPants(m): 12:19pm On May 28, 2020
benzene00:
do we look like onion sellers to you
So you think your username gives one an idea of your profession?
Sports › Re: Paul Onuachu Celebrates His 26th Birthday Today (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 12:11pm On May 28, 2020
Seunfretty:
...I humbly disagree sir....ighalo as ever been a potent goal scorer ...we all saw that his time in Watford and even he scored so many goals for Nigeria....also ighalos style gives room for players and attacker to play around him and he can start an attack ....onachu can even gonpast his marker and can hold up play one bit....he should never play for Nigeria again...how he got into the team still baffles me
Onuachua is equally potent for his club side....check his record. He cannot be that bad...I watched him play in the Europa league and he was good!
Sports › Re: Paul Onuachu Celebrates His 26th Birthday Today (Photos) by SmartyPants(m): 11:52am On May 28, 2020
fayded:
Person just tall like goalpost...buh will never use the height to his advantage, all the time I watched him play for naija, always a sub sha.
he never impressed me, he is bad as a target man, terrible terrible at running lines,terrible ball control.
Just be blocking sunshine upandan d pitch.
I was not impressed either but truthfully his type of striker won't look good while playing for a team like Nigeria because there is very little by way of creative passing.

At the Afcon i said the same about Ighalo, and now we can all see what he can do when he plays with more creative players.
Celebrities › Re: John Boyega Is Against White Racists (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 11:38am On May 28, 2020
sonofanarchy:
have you heard of Queens, Brooklyn? Whites don't go there, they'd be mobbed. The blacks hate the White same as the white hate the black,it shouldn't be a double standard.
Are you stuck in 1997?
Celebrities › Re: John Boyega Is Against White Racists (Video) by SmartyPants(m): 11:37am On May 28, 2020
iamadonis2:
Trump emboldened America's white population.
Did Trump embolden anyone or did the excesses of the radical left spark a radical reaction from the radical right?
Health › Re: Who Else Has Lost Sense Of Smell And Taste? by SmartyPants(m): 10:42am On May 28, 2020
czarr:
Almost everyone in my family and church have lost their sense of smell and taste and recovered recently....which is a symptom of corona virus.

Are we all infected and recovering on our own?
after all there is a 98% recovery rate.
There is a 98% recovery rate where??

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