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Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 4:48pm On Aug 13, 2017
dollytino4real:
yes where u dey stay here mak i visit u to eat small of ur wike money
hahahhha haba... Except you wan come drink garri grin... Anyway, we go relate offline, so that we fit meet ...
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 2:38pm On Aug 13, 2017
dollytino4real:
ok thanks and hw body n ur work
we thank God dear... Is like you dey also stay ph?
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 12:38pm On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#1111AA] because you "peoples" are on GROUND LEVEL ...with limited view→→ "Me I dey 0-0 from top" →Aerial view....I dey see everything cool [/color]
anyway, so who is the second person?
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 12:25pm On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#F599E1] From her own end things are not cool oh! grin , everything na just Fãmzing gringringrincheesygrin , You can't see the second person here(She's in ghost mode) grin cheesy gringrin , but guy I dey jealous you oh.... [/color]
although i doubt that things are not cool from her own end but why do you think otherwise?
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Best Monikers by SmellingAnus(m): 12:14pm On Aug 13, 2017
dollytino4real:
smellyanus i was always reading his comment but 4 sum time i ve nt bin readin his comment
oh... you didnt spell my moniker correctly that's why i didnt get the mention...
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 12:10pm On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#FD1511] FRIENDZONE grin , but Sir... you're one lucky Man sha grin[/color]


[color=#F535AA] Actually they're both reading this....grin grin I should be asking you bout her now grin[/color]
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you are misunderstanding us... we are besties and we are very cool with it... by the way, i didnt see the second person that you said is viewing this thread... has she made a comment on this thread?
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 11:53am On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#F5A1DA] éfulefu! gringrin gringrin bet why her enemy na? you no even fear sha! gringrin you be Warri man? gringrin [/color]


[color=#F535AA] You even talk am boldly sef cool grin , Guy é b like say I go dey learn from you now oh....grin na you b the new SOLOMON ★[/color]
she is my bestie... by the way, the second person in question, has she made a comment on this thread?
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 11:39am On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#F5AA11] The woman wéy dey always scream your name grin even when you never fvck am oh gringringrin , The one that "sends you nice things" wink [/color]
she is not crushing on me, she is my bestie... then who is the one that is hotter according to you?
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30am On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#F5ABA1] She's Definitely hotter than the woman crushing on you gringringrin , Innit?? na why you no kúkú look her side grin[/color]
who is the she? grin i need clues; who is the one crushing on me grin
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19am On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#F588A1] hahahahahahaah! grin →ßut seriously, you've got taste Sir cool , She's hotter gringrin [/color]



[color=#1822AA] G4 #AerialView cool[/color]
funny you... you just enjoy confusing me the more.. when you say she is hotter who do you mean? at least give me the first and last alphabets of her moniker...
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 11:06am On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#F53511] If i hear say I misunderstand gringrin , my sources never fail me cool , na you oh! [/color]
haha... your source is human, so i put it to you that he/she has just failed for the first time... only if you were open enough, i would have simply told you the truth but currently, i will be the biggest liar on earth if i had told you that i understood what you said earlier (meaning : I don't know what you are talking about neither do i know who you are referring to )...
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 10:42am On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#1535AA] oH ßoi! grin you mean there are many characters in play now? grin [/color]
Lol... you may even be surprised that there could be none, you the one probably misunderstanding me grin
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 10:31am On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#F122AA] Let's keep typing in Parables Sir grin grin , you are good at it cool[/color]

[color=#F51122] Chasing the enemy cool grin , Wow you're a tough guy! that's GAME sir grin grin [/color]



[color=#11FD11] Tell me....how did you perfect the plan cheesy[/color]
yea i am good in parables but at least i need to have a clue about the characters involved... grin
Romance › Re: 18+: Daddy's New Wife by SmellingAnus(m): 10:29am On Aug 13, 2017
Officialgarri:
Next update comes up tomorrow. But Your likes, shares, comments and criticism will serve as an encouragement and help boost the speed of frequent updates. Thanks .

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me !!
happy birthday bro... wishing you many more fruitful years...
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 10:20am On Aug 13, 2017
RB007:
[color=#1254AA] Awwnnnnn! sad That moment when you got a woman crushing on you...but
..but...but you don't ....You busy chasing her enemy sad sad , grin grin #Unfair Sir cool
[/color]
Lol... please break it down for me, who is the one crushing on me and who is her enemy that i am chasing grin
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 10:11am On Aug 13, 2017
dollytino4real:
am hapi u quote me! i dey feel like obj na
hahahaha... you just dey make my head big... lovely babe...
Family › Re: You Want To Have Sex With Your Wife & She Is Pressing Her Phone (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:59am On Aug 13, 2017
sinaj:
lol hopefully wink
love you wiffy wink
Romance › Re: Some Nairalanders Just Take Joy In Using Intimidating English by SmellingAnus(m): 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2017
dollytino4real:
i use to see that name always with some mind blowing topics and comment when i was a guest. even smellinganus too
cool cool it simply means, no matter how a container is bad, if it's content is very precious/valuable/worthwhile , it will get positive reactions/testimonies from people... Lol... Good to know you although it's the first time I am coming across your moniker....
Romance › Re: Highlights Of Jonaifame Fc Vs Anita Fc Match @ Mouka Foam Bed Stadium by SmellingAnus(m): 8:37pm On Aug 12, 2017
Nice write up... I liked the way you used the words in this your write up... Keep it up...
Romance › Re: How Do I Track My Partners Whatsapp Messages Wuthout Access To Her Pgone by SmellingAnus(m): 8:17pm On Aug 12, 2017
although I am against what the op is about to do but from the comments above especially from the females, it sounds like they are sure that the op will see signs of cheating or flirtation... I know there should be faithful babes or is it that I am wrong in such assumption that " there could be faithful babes" ? Anyway, I am just "THINKING OUT LOUD"...
Family › Re: You Want To Have Sex With Your Wife & She Is Pressing Her Phone (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:00pm On Aug 12, 2017
sinaj:
get ready to buy a new phone for me tongue
copied... (noted) but our bed should be big enough so it will most likely fall on the bed grin
Politics › Re: Charly Boy: Biafra Will Not Change Anything, It Will Only Increase Suffering by SmellingAnus(m): 5:44pm On Aug 12, 2017
Una mumu never do grin
Family › Re: You Want To Have Sex With Your Wife & She Is Pressing Her Phone (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:30pm On Aug 12, 2017
sinaj:
yes nau tongue
thanks honey... I know what to do to you when we are married if you try to behave like that woman on phone instead of she to focus on the action cool
Family › Re: You Want To Have Sex With Your Wife & She Is Pressing Her Phone (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:26pm On Aug 12, 2017
sinaj:
u want the phone to fall off her hand nd break grin
hahahhaha are the nipplessssss that sensitive undecided
Romance › Re: 5 Lessons I Learnt From Freemanan And Firstking01 Death by SmellingAnus(m): 12:55pm On Aug 12, 2017
optional1:
Thanks




ok

i miss you smellinganus will love you till d end that's if you will continue be a Royal Blue Army that the love will reach the end oh..


I miss you oh..
Been so long in Akon's voice
wow ... Sounds romantic... I am blessed to be loved by someone as wonderful as you... I will always be a Royal Blue, and I will always be sure of your love... Thanks honey... You are blessed and it is too late for you to be cursed kiss
Romance › Re: 5 Lessons I Learnt From Freemanan And Firstking01 Death by SmellingAnus(m): 3:56am On Aug 12, 2017
optional1:
Another great lesson alwayz keep in touch of others..

At least have up to 5 nairalanders contact and have that one you can trust and drop your words with...

We should show each other some love and care no matter our difference here..



One thing i learnt from him offline is he alwayz apologise when he feel he has hurt you.... He doesn't keep too much in his heart..

I will miss him forever...
nice words... But you better start telling your friends that are alive how deeply you miss them now that they are alive grin
Family › Re: You Want To Have Sex With Your Wife & She Is Pressing Her Phone (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:52am On Aug 12, 2017
sinaj:
Take it from her gently.
I will rather try to search for her nipplessss with my tongue, as things progresses, she will be the one to drop the phone lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Is She Controlling Me?? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:47am On Aug 12, 2017
Simply ask her out when your dick is in her since you guys are already sex mates... Its the best way to approach your situation lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why You Should Be Careful When Dating Babes From Broken Homes by SmellingAnus(m): 3:45am On Aug 12, 2017
Speaking from personal experience too... I agree with you Op... Nice one... Although probably not in all cases but nice write up...
Romance › Re: Would You Marry The One Who You Love Or The One Who Loves You? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:39am On Aug 09, 2017
gentlegenius:
Well said Mr. SmellingAnus... The Bible says husbands should love their wives while a wife should respect and submit to her husband. So LOVE and SUBMISSION are two things that make marriages work. But the love must flow from a man and not the other way round. So a man should seek and marry a woman he really loves while a woman should seek a man who really love her.
But unfortunately today, many women marry men they fell in love with and many men marry ladies that simply falls for them.
word... True cool
Romance › Re: Would You Marry The One Who You Love Or The One Who Loves You? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:37am On Aug 08, 2017
vicfuntop:
I see you
hello lovely babe....

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