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Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:57pm On Aug 20, 2017
dollytino4real:
u re stil awake? no shenkes around?
Lol... Make I surprise you... I be virgin this year o... Not joking.... For personal reasons....
Romance › Re: How Instagram Slay Mama Scammed Me by SmellingAnus(m): 11:49pm On Aug 20, 2017
It's just a matter of " a player that has been played" ...
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:22pm On Aug 20, 2017
dollytino4real:
ok na ur comment be d trouble
I still no understand o... But no problem if you no one explain in details
Romance › Re: She Is Going To Stay At A Young Male Friends Place For Her I.T by SmellingAnus(m): 11:17pm On Aug 20, 2017
If you have slept with another guy's babe before then it's karma taking its full course on you undecided
Romance › Re: My Ex Want To Sleep With Me, I Am Confused? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:14pm On Aug 20, 2017
Fuckgrats....
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:53pm On Aug 20, 2017
dollytino4real:
bros u sabi fine small small trouble
haba... Explain the small small trouble I dry find... grin
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Asking For My Facebook Logging Details, What Should I Do?? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:28pm On Aug 20, 2017
The guy just wan give himself high blood pressure... This days wey person serious babe na another man side chick and sex mate lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle Unexpected Erection In Public? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:19pm On Aug 20, 2017
dollytino4real:
men and wire wire be like buhari and the other room.
hahahhah.... If them no wire , .na trouble abeg allow them to wire o grin

Miss u by the way
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 6:27pm On Aug 20, 2017
SmellingAnus:
Optional1 and other Royal blues... Let's give Tottenham a run for their money... X2 and under 4.5 loading....
good prediction cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 4:52pm On Aug 20, 2017
seunny4lif:
Man Utd joooor grin grin grin
no wonder... Is like this season the beef na between Chelsea and Tottenham undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 4:14pm On Aug 20, 2017
seunny4lif:
Nooooo.
No Spur No London grin grin grin
you be Man.U or Arsenal sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 4:08pm On Aug 20, 2017
seunny4lif:
grin grin grin
bad belle... Chelsea no go lose grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2017
seunny4lif:
Better pussy grin grin
haba... She be female na... You mean say na pussy dey prevent her from watching match?
Romance › Re: What To Do When Your Girlfriend Tell You She What A Break by SmellingAnus(m): 3:53pm On Aug 20, 2017
dollytino4real:
is not 4 oda pen- is but 4 freedom
hahhahah some times it's for freedom other times it's to try another relationship/dick...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 3:51pm On Aug 20, 2017
optional1:
Boo present but I won't watch nor follow the action today.
oh... It must be something very important that is preventing you from watching/following the match...
Romance › Re: What To Do When Your Girlfriend Tell You She What A Break by SmellingAnus(m): 3:48pm On Aug 20, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
i can find many instances when a babe needs a break... without being because she wants to break up:
- she gotta study real hard and need to focus on her exams (without any outside interference)
- the r/ship brings confusion to her own life
- she isnt comfortable with the direction of the r/ship and need time to evaluate her position
- she has pressing (aka more important) private issues to deal with in her life
- due to a partner going away for a while (aka long distance r/ship)


it is sad that people would automatically believe that asking for a break is THE END!
on my comment... I wrote.... Note: not in all cases cool
Romance › Re: Which Of These Sexual Sins Is The Worst by SmellingAnus(m): 2:43pm On Aug 20, 2017
I will rather do no.1 than that homosexual act... If I am left with number 2 and 3, I will rather do number 3... If I am left with number 2 only... Make the world kuku end sad
Romance › Re: What To Do When Your Girlfriend Tell You She What A Break by SmellingAnus(m): 2:39pm On Aug 20, 2017
I remember an ex that told me she wants a break.. She ended up in another relationship but later came back to say that the guy is womanizer and lies alot, above all, he has a small dick... And she wants me back... Please don't ask me what I did next...
Romance › Re: What To Do When Your Girlfriend Tell You She What A Break by SmellingAnus(m): 2:35pm On Aug 20, 2017
Bitter truth is that when she says she needs a break... She is indirectly telling you that she needs to try other dicks/guys ...

Note: not in all cases ...
Romance › Re: God Punish Konji... IMAGINE by SmellingAnus(m): 1:22pm On Aug 20, 2017
At least respect the person you are fuckinggg by not calling her old cargo... But don't marry a woman because you are fuckin her when you know your mind is far from her undecided
Romance › Re: Have You Had Sex With A Pregnant Woman That's Not Your Baby? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:09pm On Aug 20, 2017
Op... Are you from BANGladesh undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by SmellingAnus(m):
Optional1 and other Royal blues... Let's give Tottenham a run for their money... X2 and under 4.5 loading....
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:07am On Aug 20, 2017
That is not your real picture... You are more beautiful than this and you are not fat...
Romance › Re: Is It Right To Call My Husband Like 40 Times? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:01pm On Aug 19, 2017
In most cases, calling someone up to 5 or more times consecutively is a sign of insecurity except it's an emergency situation that warranted such multiple calls... Personal Opinion though....
Romance › Re: She Said No! Please I Need Your Help by SmellingAnus(m): 1:35am On Aug 18, 2017
Common, don't rush a lady to sleep with her when you could easily play your cards well and she will be the one to either ask of it or want it although she may wait for to make the first move... Anyway, the signs are their that you are a potential fuckboy undecided I pity for guys wet their girlfriends get you as their best friend grin
Romance › Re: Why Are So Many People Having Sex But Not Getting Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m): 1:19am On Aug 18, 2017
Postinor 2, condoms, abortions etc...
Romance › Re: Guys How Did You Find Out She Lied About Being Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m): 1:17am On Aug 18, 2017
Rorachy:
Girls are eating guys money with fake pregnancy...

For the guy's mind, she has done an abortion, not knowing it's all scam grin.
Spot on dear sad
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Being Ruled By A Walking Corpse - Femi Fani Kayode by SmellingAnus(m): 4:38pm On Aug 17, 2017
Sounds very harsh... Although no doubt this present Government has put this country into a huge mess...
Family › Re: Masturbation Is Not Sex! It Is A Kind Of An Escapist Bondage! by SmellingAnus(m): 6:05pm On Aug 16, 2017
Yeligray:
or the price of vaseline.
Lol... grin
Family › Re: Masturbation Is Not Sex! It Is A Kind Of An Escapist Bondage! by SmellingAnus(m): 5:41pm On Aug 16, 2017
I hope you are not trying to bring down the price of cucumber grin
Sports › Who Will Win The 2017 World Footballer Of The Year ? by SmellingAnus(op): 4:21pm On Aug 16, 2017
You could add your reasons why that player will win it... Also CC: the football club you represent/support after your answer....

Personally I think Ronaldo will win it...

CC: Chelsea Football Club
Romance › Re: Is It That Bad To Have Multiple Relationships? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:12pm On Aug 16, 2017
It's not bad if you want to have multiple partners as long as you are ok with your multiple partners also having multiple partners.. undecided

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