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Romance › Re: In Date With A Maami-water by SmellingAnus(m):
Ok o
Romance › Re: If Your Phone Media Content Should Surface Online,what Would People See?? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:48pm On Jul 20, 2017
I don't keep nudes in my phone so I don't have issues with my media being displayed publicly
Romance › Re: How Far Would You Go To Save Your Relationship by SmellingAnus(m): 8:41pm On Jul 20, 2017
As long as it has to do with love ... I have learnt one thing... " Never say Never".... grin
Nairaland General › Re: Introverts, Share Your Challenges Here by SmellingAnus(m): 8:36pm On Jul 20, 2017
I know how to keep a friend although my biggest challenge with friends is visiting them, not that I even have up to four friends ... lol... I could stay for years without visiting any friend and it will look normal... Another challenge is attending occasions like wedding etc....
Romance › Re: At What Age Does A Man's Manhood Stop Growing? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:21pm On Jul 20, 2017
Oyindidi:
Its your face
account hacked cheesy tongue grin
Romance › Re: At What Age Does A Man's Manhood Stop Growing? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:17pm On Jul 20, 2017
Oyindidi:
shocked lipsrsealed
it's not my real face oh cheesy
Romance › Re: At What Age Does A Man's Manhood Stop Growing? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:50pm On Jul 19, 2017
Younger men apparently have bigger dicks... My opinion thou... I remember back then over 7 years ago, when my friend's younger brother saw my lipsrsealed .... When I was urinating ... He said wow... It's even bigger than his dad's lipsrsealed... Although it may not be the case all the time ...
Romance › Re: I Feel So Guilty by SmellingAnus(m): 6:35pm On Jul 19, 2017
Been a while
Health › Re: Nairalander Donates Blood To Celebrate His Birthday by SmellingAnus(m): 5:54pm On Jul 19, 2017
Nice idea... Happy birthday to you...
Romance › Re: Thanks for reading by SmellingAnus(m):
Op... Nothing on earth would have made me resisted such... I had my first sexual intercourse when I was in primary two... Well that's story for another day... I just felt bold to say this part of me after reading your story lipsrsealed...

CC: naughtydiana
Politics › Re: Opinion: Should Politicians Who Return The Money They Stole Be Pardon? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:18pm On Jul 17, 2017
If they can return all their loot then I don't have much problem with them being pardoned but the million dollar question will be " how will one know if the looters have returned all their looted cash grin... Anyway, the Nigerian situation is so bad that realistically, it's better for the looters to be pardoned if it's ascertained that all their loot was returned, grin

Many are still free that should have probably been jailed and they end up using the looted cash to defend themselves and at the end in most cases, the person that looted is still smiling to the bank... grin
Romance › Re: Describe Your Partner In Song Lyrics by SmellingAnus(m): 4:35pm On Jul 16, 2017
I wish I could go back to the very first day I saw you
Should've made my move when you looked in my eyes
'Cause by now I know that you'd feel the way that I do
And I'd whisper these words as you'd lie here by my side

I love you, please say
You love me too, these three words
They could change our lives forever
And I promise you that we will always be together
Till the end of time
Romance › Re: Couple Missed The Obamas, Recreate Their Poses For Their Pre-wedding Photoshoot by SmellingAnus(m): 9:18am On Jul 16, 2017
Nice one.. make I come copy the one I go use too grin
Celebrities › Re: "Nigerian Anus": Princess Vitarah To Release A New Song by SmellingAnus(m): 6:58pm On Jul 13, 2017
Wow
Romance › Re: Man Dey Vex Ooo!!!this Groom Can't Wait To Pounce On His Bride by SmellingAnus(m): 4:11pm On Jul 13, 2017
joyAA:
cheesy wink
Its about to go downnnn grin
what is about to go down tongue
Romance › Re: My Advice To All Unmarried Youngmen. Ladies Keepoff by SmellingAnus(m): 9:34pm On Jul 12, 2017
Observing grin
Romance › Re: What Is Your Secret That You Dont Want Other People Know? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:24pm On Jul 12, 2017
Diporlivo:
any problem? Nairaland or anal? do you like anal that much or.... sad
well, no need to regret again, many here have probably done worse than you did... Anyway, I like the fact that you could be this open cool
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Jacksparr0w1207 by SmellingAnus(m): 3:17pm On Jul 12, 2017
Happy birthday bro... All the best
Romance › Re: This Is The Most Shocking Gift I Have Ever Received On My Birthday by SmellingAnus(m): 3:09pm On Jul 12, 2017
Sad one... Folks are really going through hell... Lord have mercy
Romance › Re: How Can I Tell My Best Friend I Broke Up With His Kid Sister. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:59pm On Jul 12, 2017
Rukkydelta:
What's the need for the pictures?
And I'm the only one that thinks this op is a liar?
you are not the only one dear... grin
Politics › Re: At Least Five Countries Will Come Into Existence If Nigeria Is Divided by SmellingAnus(op): 6:49pm On Jul 11, 2017
PrecisionFx:
The NE, NW n SW will form one nation.

parts of NC will join biafra.

most of SS or all of SS minus edo state will join biafra.

rest of middle belt will form a nation.
Lol... Okay o... Nice opinion
Romance › Re: (Endless Love Game) Make A Love Related Quote. The Last To Comment Is The Winner by SmellingAnus(op): 5:11pm On Jul 11, 2017
Most times it's difficult to distinguish between Love and good sex
Politics › Re: It Is Wrong To Lump Middle Belt With The North ―ASOMBEN Chairman by SmellingAnus(m): 4:38pm On Jul 11, 2017
Just as I earlier said on my thread that at least 5. nations will come out if Nigeria breaks up

https://www.nairaland.com/3832563/least-five-countries-come-into
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:53pm On Jul 11, 2017
Oyindidi:
Lol, that must be a ghost grin how momsy?
Lol.. Momsy is good.... So you prefer ghost kiss tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies If A Guy Rapes You With A Condom Could You Consider Forgiving Him? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:52pm On Jul 11, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Hahahahahaha!

U got funny answer too grin
hahaha a funny question this deserves a funny answer grin..
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:26pm On Jul 11, 2017
Oyindidi:
That will be nice, we have a lot to gist aboutgrin I pray I'm not shy that daytongue
if I hear shy... I will just invite my friend that will kiss your lips if you try to be shy tongue
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:23pm On Jul 11, 2017
Oyindidi:
grin honestly, I need some reassurance from you brother. Momsy make me vex like mad. I will be waiting.
sorry love... Don't worry, I will make sure I come very early and spend the whole day and leave by 6.p.m.
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Love you If You Only Fvck Her And She Doesn't Allow You To Kiss Her by SmellingAnus(m): 1:17pm On Jul 11, 2017
I use to think this way but it's not entirely true... Some girls respond to good sex/dick with a passionate kiss while spreading their legs to the North and South... Lol... Yea it's true...
Romance › Re: Ladies If A Guy Rapes You With A Condom Could You Consider Forgiving Him? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:14pm On Jul 11, 2017
Funny question.... Anyway my bestie will forgive me even if I rape her without a condom grin

CC: Iamkashybaby
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by SmellingAnus(m):
Oyindidi:
Hmmm...Amen. When are you visiting your Church?
it's you I need to see... Haven't made up my mind yet... Missed you... ...
Romance › Re: My Woman Sex Life Is Dead, Someone Should Help Pls. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:56pm On Jul 11, 2017
Oyindidi:
Yeah, I became worried lately cos I noticed its affecting me negatively.
don't worry much.. you will get better and you will be surprised that you will be the one to be begging for it... Seriously, it will happen o grin.

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