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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Visits Liberian IG Of Police, Prays For Him by SmellingAnus(m): 11:33am On May 14, 2017
jelil01:
May God help us all.
Amen bro
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Visits Liberian IG Of Police, Prays For Him by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30am On May 14, 2017
jelil01:
if u mean dis, den i .....

God bless u.
Amen.... Of course I mean this.... I say Amen again... I don't joke with Men of God o... That's why I am not a Catholic, Pentecostal, redeemed, Christ Embassy etc... I belong to the Body of Christ .... Infact I am not even a member of His Church.... But I stand for the Truth and the Body of Christ
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman Visits Liberian IG Of Police, Prays For Him by SmellingAnus(m): 11:23am On May 14, 2017
Ride on Apostle... The gates of hell can never stop you....

The Grace of God is upon you ...
Romance › Re: What Is That One Thing You Hate About Yourself by SmellingAnus(m): 6:31pm On May 13, 2017
I hate the fact that I forgive too easily... But I can't help it sha undecided
Romance › Re: Help, I'm About Losing My Man!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:26am On May 13, 2017
Destinyy22:
I'm quite young but meeting a good man is not easy, that made me scared of losing him. It's good anyway
I see... You will find a good man ... If you insist on this man that his mind is somewhere else, you will only end up with more heart break
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 9:53am On May 13, 2017
robosky02:
may born


may celebration


optional1, grin
yes o cool cool

Romance › Re: Help, I'm About Losing My Man!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27am On May 13, 2017
Destinyy22:
Yea, he had her before me.
thats why I said you are the side chick.. the earlier you pick up yourself and move on the better for you.... What are your fears? You are just 23
Romance › Re: Help, I'm About Losing My Man!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:24am On May 13, 2017
Destinyy22:
I don't think I'm his side chick. He came to visit me last weekend, I saw d seriousness in him.
he had her before you right?
Romance › Re: Help, I'm About Losing My Man!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 7:41am On May 13, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


SmellingAnus, what can u say abt it? wink

Some men ooo...why they must have booboo in every hood angry ? Its very hard to find a loyal & loving bf these days...
The Op probably left more serious guys to be with someone that already has a girlfriend and now she wants to still be with the guy wether he has another person or not... The op should be happy that the guy is leaving her so that she can focus on a more serious person... But just like many girls... They love what they probably can't have and ignore what they have embarassed lipsrsealed .... Boo, her boyfriend is actually cheating on his main chick.... The Op knows that she is the side chick and she is willing to remain so which makes me wonder if the guy were to be a poor man, will she still be willing to be his side chick despite his attempt to leave her undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 6:33am On May 13, 2017
optional1:
oya grab a partner time for salsa dance


i grab fredoooooo and smellinganus..


Dad robosky02 our dance is coming up next.. Get ready.
lovely.... The best team in London has given us our first birthday present cool
Romance › Re: Open Confession by SmellingAnus(m): 6:31am On May 13, 2017
TrapQueen77:
Its good be virgin boo...we better wait can break the coconut using their teeth grin
hahahaaha Boo...
Romance › Re: It Right For A Guy To Buy Sanitary Pads For His Girlfriend(photos)? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:24pm On May 12, 2017
Done that different times before... No big deal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 8:09pm On May 12, 2017
oshe11:
Yeah.....
Pre-Birthday Present- EPL
Post-Birthday Present- FA Cup grin
yes o... The beauty of being a Chelsea fan and born in may grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 7:04pm On May 12, 2017
oshe11:
I rep 14th

#blues
Great bro... cool
Romance › Re: Open Confession by SmellingAnus(m): 7:04pm On May 12, 2017
Trapqueen77 and I are team virgin cool
Romance › Re: How Do I Move Past This Hate For Girls? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:59pm On May 12, 2017
You weren't in love ... You were obsessed with her... undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by SmellingAnus(m): 6:33pm On May 12, 2017
Optional1 and the May born Chelsea Fans where are thou
Romance › Re: God When Will I Be Lucky To Meet A Virgin Lady by SmellingAnus(m):
Lol
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Cry Once A While by SmellingAnus(m): 8:01am On May 12, 2017
udysweet:
Not really, maybe in one of my passing through some thread especially on Romance section
ok dear cool
Romance › Re: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by SmellingAnus(m): 4:40pm On May 11, 2017
demiladegold:
Guys, please stop with this ignorance.... Its not a must the blood flows when she's disvirgined.... Some girls have very thin hymens and therefore when disvirgined you don't see the blood immediately she's disvirgined sometimes girls dont bleed when disvirgined due to a lot of reasons

1. The hymen wasn't completely broken the first time
2. The hymen was already broken when you've been making out by fingering her esp if she has a thin hymen
3. The hymen night have been broken by using tampons
4. The hymen might be elastic therefore causing no breakage at all
5. or as someone already said it might have been broken during sport activities or playing too rough as a kid if she was a tomboy....

Some girls don't bleed immediately after penetration but end up bleeding for days after being disvirgined

I think you should be looking for other signs to prove her virginity like was she extremely tight, her actions during penetration, bla bla bla..... Don't just go about judging and innocent girl because of some old myth

I rest my case
Spot on... Best advice cool
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Cry Once A While by SmellingAnus(m): 1:33pm On May 11, 2017
udysweet:
Aaaaawwww thanks a lot dear. But erm this your moniker ehn... Never mind cheesy grin
Thanks once again
haha haha welcome... I guess it's the first time you are seeing it here on nairaland?
Romance › Re: 7 Things To Do If Your Nude Pictures Have Gone Viral - Jumia Travel by SmellingAnus(m): 12:18pm On May 11, 2017
No matter what , no lady deserves to be treated that way... Although even some ladies even leak the nudes of their man... Either way is very wrong undecided
Romance › Re: Please What Brand Of Beer Is This? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:58am On May 11, 2017
TrapQueen77:
shocked shocked shocked


U too? Nawa ooo... embarassed


Ooohkie...i think i will stop shaving now grin
hahahhahahhahha lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Please What Brand Of Beer Is This? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:52am On May 11, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


Chaaaaai! At least its shaved ooo...Sinz wont like this kind of pussy cat sha tongue but i think Smellinganus will be very happy to view this wonderful picture wink
hahahhah boo no... Even if I wanted to view I prefer it otherwise .... lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Cry Once A While by SmellingAnus(m): 11:43pm On May 10, 2017
udysweet:
Birthday coming round the corner, I'm excited to be adding a year but my human nature is reminding me. I need to silence that voice in my head, it's the devil. Really wish to spend it with that special one. But hey special one or not, life goes on. I don't want an epileptic relationship or better still a toxic one sided thing. 8more days to go, Baba God reason my matter mbok grin
Happy birthday in advance my fellow may born
Technology Market › Re: Macbook Battery Replacement At Reduced Price In Lagos by SmellingAnus(m):
demiladegold:
cry cry crynot on bbm o
ok dear...
Technology Market › Re: Macbook Battery Replacement At Reduced Price In Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 11:07pm On May 10, 2017
demiladegold:
I'm not mad dear... I respect your principles and decision.....
thanks dear... Don't mind me I doubt if I can even turn you down, it's just that I had planned the month this way grin... I even felt like opening a thread for you and I then we play the truth or dare game but I remembered that it could also lead to another thing grin... I will rather save it for next month cool
Technology Market › Re: Macbook Battery Replacement At Reduced Price In Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 11:00pm On May 10, 2017
demiladegold:
Of course not... You should know me better than that, I never get pissed that easily..... Why would you think that anyway?
ok thanks... Emmmm thought you were slightly mad at me cause of the way I was responding to your playful flirts... Anyway, I hope to make it up to you... Cool?

If you are on bbm you can drop your pin, I will add you if you don't mind
Technology Market › Re: Macbook Battery Replacement At Reduced Price In Lagos by SmellingAnus(m): 10:52pm On May 10, 2017
demiladegold did I offend you/got you upset ... Please let me know and I will apologize

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