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Romance › Re: Why Many Ladies Still Remain Single by SmellingAnus(m): 3:53am On May 16, 2017
Single female romancelanders that desire to get married some day should read thread below...

https://www.nairaland.com/3046021/romancelanders-females-wake-up-reality
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Crush And What Would You Do If You Had Him/her For 24hours? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:46am On May 16, 2017
None for now but when I finally do, I need to spend more time with her in the beach while she is bikini and me admiring her and telling her that she is the nearest thing to heaven that has happened to me lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: A Message To My Future Hubby by SmellingAnus(m): 3:43am On May 16, 2017
Nice write up... Very realistic, so much to learn from this...
Romance › Re: Escape From Despair by SmellingAnus(m): 3:38am On May 16, 2017
Thanks for sharing with us, most importantly, thanks for giving credit to the writer. I was wondering who wrote this Great masterpiece and I finally got the answer.
Romance › Re: "Old Slay Queens Should Retire" - Nigerian Teens says Online, Share Raunchy Pics by SmellingAnus(m): 3:24am On May 16, 2017
midehi2:
Chai! why that heavy bum bum for little girls like this
Lol
Romance › Re: I'm Not The Most Hated Or Controversial Nairalander Afterall by SmellingAnus(m): 3:21am On May 16, 2017
funmisticqueen:
Please dont mind him, i called his prick a finger battery and he has had a crush on me ever since. I will just ignore him and focus on better things. Thanks for the concern though. I have no quarrel with him
didn't know you before but his attack on you just made me know you.
Romance › Re: That Moment French Montana Touched Amber Rose's Bu*t Inside The Water by SmellingAnus(m): 3:17am On May 16, 2017
Bumbae1:
So what should we do about it grin

Just lost a bet who amber epp angry
what kind of bet did you lose if I may ask grin
Romance › Re: Waist Beads A Complete Turn Off... by SmellingAnus(m): 3:15am On May 16, 2017
I don't like it either but if bae loves wearing it, I will not stop her cool
Romance › Re: Is She Really Into Me?? Please Advise!! by SmellingAnus(m): 3:10am On May 16, 2017
StephDamielola:
What else do you expect? I will be truthful to you even as a lady i noticed that most females see themselves as queens but in economic terms they a big liabilities. They all want to go to school and get married. Thats all! They have no creative spirit and they believe all the hustling is for the man as they were created to give birth ONLY and Enjoy MONEY only. When i see girls do this, i always ask them. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND A MAN? YOUR Only difference is your gender. HE uses his hands to work, so use yours. Sam Adeyemi said " Which other way can you help a man as a woman if not in his finances", if you think its to give him children then you lie. GIVING BIRTH IS YOUR NATURAL DEFAULT AND THAT IS WHY YOU MENSURATE undecided undecided undecided
the fact that this advice is even coming from a female makes it more interesting. good advice , keep it up... My first time of coming across your moniker I hope it doesn't be the last time.
Romance › Re: Should I Ignore This Knacking In Advance? I'm A Gentleman by SmellingAnus(m): 3:05am On May 16, 2017
My grandpa told me , when a woman chases you, only God can deliver you... Lol... She is a good deal maker... One thing about deals is to make an offer that cannot be rejected and that is probably what she just did . If you escape it your God is strong if you don't , not your fault grin
Romance › Re: Is Whatsapp Down??!! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:37pm On May 15, 2017
naughtyDiana:
who else is experiencing this at the moment? every other app on my phone is working perfectly except WhatsApp. And I was chatting with a new boo!!! pls tell me!!


I use the best data network, etisalat.


wow, WhatsApp is down?? that's disappointing.

I even updated my App, thinking it was obsolete or something.


may day!! may day!! WhatsApp down! I repeat, WhatsApp down!
hey cool
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 8:01pm On May 15, 2017
tollahni:
Okay.....
I just saw it... I have added you just now... Please you can take it off...
Romance › Re: I Do Get Erection Whenever I'm With My Bestfriend Babe.. Help! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:53pm On May 15, 2017
Although I have never experienced this to a friend's girlfriend but I still see it more as a reflex action, maybe you are highly sexually attracted to her... Just don't succumb to such selfish desires of your divk.
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 2:42pm On May 15, 2017
tollahni:
6 years...im Nigerian
nice... If you haven't caught him since then , I dont think he is cheating on you.. are you on bbm? Can we be friends of Ireland?
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 9:43am On May 15, 2017
tollahni:
Yeah I'm married
how long? You are a Nigerian?
Romance › Re: Wife Exposes Sidechick's Chat With Her 'Anal-Loving' Husband (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:46am On May 15, 2017
unclezuma:
SmellingAnus

grin grin grin grin
Lol grin
Events › Re: Happy Super Sweet 16 Birthday Mother And Happy Birthday To Me. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:43am On May 15, 2017
Happy birthday to your super lovely Mum... Being a mother is not an easy affair.... In fact , I have the believe that one can have two or more fathers but one can have only one mother... May she experience long life filled with Joy and favour
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Do This???? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:55pm On May 14, 2017
SINZ:
Abeg make the arrangements for me to be raped biko, I won't press charges gringrin
hahahha grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Think Sex Is Gold? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:40pm On May 14, 2017
Bumbae1:
Yes it will happen , used to think it was like some porn fiction then i realised its actually real grin
But some guys know how to though .. just not seen one yet
it's real babe... Not advertising myself, I also know I may not even be the right person for it but I remember a babe that cumed 4 times just by spending a night with lipsrsealed ... And she confessed that her boyfriend of 9 years made her cum just 3 times within the nine years of relationship... She is married to the guy now and she still needed lipsrsealed but I don't do the married lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Wife Exposes Sidechick's Chat With Her 'Anal-Loving' Husband (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:34pm On May 14, 2017
Lol.... This man can never come back even if you use tractor to pull him to his wife... lipsrsealed Anal sex seems to be getting more popular lipsrsealed

Sexual preferences should be discussed during courtship to reduce cases like this... undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Think Sex Is Gold? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:26pm On May 14, 2017
Bumbae1:
Not found d right person to make me ....
I think with time or after child birth you may start to experience orgasm... Came across few persons like you... It's not the fault of guys and you know that right ? grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Do This???? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:58pm On May 14, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
hahahaha...hell yeah! He gonna love it for sure..the only thing is he might steal ur show cheesy tongue
hahahhah no problem boo... As long as he CUMS and goes grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Do This???? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:33pm On May 14, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin


hahahah..well, i wanna see Sinz wearing his jaw-dropping, enticing, oozing native attire with feather duster grin
hahahha I hope another girl doesn't snatch Sinz from his wife on my wedding day grin I don't want to be accused of arranging Sinz to be raped by beautiful riverine Queens cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Do This???? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:59pm On May 14, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
when are u getting married? grin so Sinz &
I can come hand in hand to eat some egusi soup & the special jollof rice tongue
Lol... grin... You can come and eat it boo, its not compulsory it must be during my marriage grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Do This???? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:08pm On May 14, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

aloha boo... kiss happy sunday..
Why not? Dont u like having some quickie in the office toilet every time u both h00rny? grin
hahahhaha sounds good... But it may likely not help us focus more on jobs... I can have a quickie with her even if we work in different organizations...

Just to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings between my wife and I , its better we dont even work in the same Organization.
Romance › Re: Its Not Everything A Girl Must Tell Her Boyfriend(photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:02pm On May 14, 2017
Different strokes for different folks... As for me I love to hear everything o... grin and I sure will not use it against you...
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Do This???? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:00pm On May 14, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
i will make sure he will receive what he need for the whole month wink
sounds good boo... But I will rather not work under my wife no matter how good she will be to me.. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Funication Is Just A Means The Devil Uses To Destroy Destinies. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:58pm On May 14, 2017
Nice advice by the Op... It's just a case of the spirit is willing but Dickkk is weak lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by SmellingAnus(m): 12:53pm On May 14, 2017
Lol... Very funny dude...
Romance › Re: Sex In The Hospital by SmellingAnus(m):
Sure I can do it with my wife if we both feel we need it there...
Anyway a cousin of mine did it with the nurse even when he had just survived a car accident and was on admission cheesy
Romance › Re: "Mothers' Day: A Poem To My Departed Mum" by SmellingAnus(m): 12:00pm On May 14, 2017
Nice one by the Op.... For those that still have a loving mother, please show her more love now that she is still alive... God bless the Op...

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