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Romance › Re: Domestic Violence Victims Can't Just Walk Away, Don't Judge Them - Juliet Ibrah by SmellingAnus(m): 9:57pm On May 05, 2017
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Romance › Re: Help! My boyfriend won't take me back. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:40pm On May 05, 2017
Herpov sometimes you do hit him right?
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:42pm On May 04, 2017
cool tongue
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:47pm On May 03, 2017
This babe never gives up undecided
Romance › Re: Strictly For Ladies, Marriage Favours Men The Most, Get A Life by SmellingAnus(m): 3:44pm On May 02, 2017
Marriage favours men the most you said? I guess that's why we have more men that are desperate to get married while the women are relaxed.... grin
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 2:39pm On May 02, 2017
Gbemishile1:
U're not a man,so u don't know ow it feels like being a man.
I quite agree with this cool
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Eat This Strange Looking Cucumber?(Photos). by SmellingAnus(m): 2:34pm On May 02, 2017
elaigwusimona:
Penis cumcumber, where is SmellingAnus abeg come tell dis op wetin them de use dat stuff 4
Lol... grin grin grin
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op):
kimbra:
Only men with flawed values cheat on their wives. I know for sure that there are men that no matter what the lady looks like or how enticing the free sex offer is they'd never cheat on their wives 'cause is usually some minutes pleasure which is likely to ruin your matrimonial home. Weak men cheat, real men don't.

"Cheating is in our DNA". Is an excuse weak men use to feel it's ok to cheat.
you are right, but you need to understand what I am about to say now... Some women also increase the chances of their husbands cheating on them... I for one don't plan to cheat on my wife... But there are two things I can't tolorate for long... A disrespectful wife and a troublesome wife that hardly allows peace to reign in the house... The latter will surely drive me out of the house and at that point anything is possible...
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:58pm On May 02, 2017
bullabong:
Of course women are to blame. With d level of desperate woman out there and yet you keep denying a man what he has paid for that plenty girls are ready to give him freely just to have a man to cuddle up to once in a while. Brother between u and I ,that marriage thing doesn't work. And gudluk but don't forget..... bang!!! Bullabong warned ya!
hahaha much thanks.. I appreciate cool
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:57pm On May 02, 2017
elaigwusimona:
i dont really know whether its a curse or what, right from the days of King David and Solomon in bible. All a woman needs are prayers otherwise forget it.
Men will always want their third leg to walk around anyhw, sometimes its the cause of the house wife.
Some women after marriage stop their normal package, and prefer and to tie wrappers, they forget their husband got attracted to them as a result of the exposure of their laps and breasts back then.
And when the husband go out there and see fresh laps and smooth breasts, he will definitely give it a try.
women are advices to always expose their body to their husband. like i say, prayers will help God keep ur man. women are dangerous.
I kind of agree with you bro...
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:39pm On May 02, 2017
MDG007:
well majority of the women are faulty while a few men are just feeling its their birth right or a Man's life style of which its wrong.
i believe this is just the simple truth
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:33pm On May 02, 2017
biggestbros:
Until we accept reality.
hahahha reality that? grin
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:30pm On May 02, 2017
bullabong:
truth is that the sexual drive of the average woman can't compare to that of the average man. When a wife turns a husband down for one reason or the other. Of which u know most women use sex as a weapon to negotiate,then the other lady who will gladly oblige any time and style just to win a place in a mans heart, suddenly becomes an option.
very true... The women also have their own blames in having a cheating husband
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:26pm On May 02, 2017
olapluto:
With your username, I dont think anything good can come out of this.
you are right something better came out of it... This thread is currently on front page... So have a successful week cool
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:19pm On May 02, 2017
bullabong:
Only sexually deficient men remain faithfool.
hahhahaha unfortunately, you just increased my fears... It's as if married men helplessly cheat sad
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:18pm On May 02, 2017
MDG007:
I understand your fears but not all men cheat. And honestly speaking women determined weather their man should cheat or not.
you are right to a point but the rate at which many of them cheat... Is it that all their wives are not doing enough to prevent it lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 12:17pm On May 02, 2017
megama:
. Men were polygamous in nature. But religious doctrines have brainwashed. So cheating and many wives which do you prefer cry undecided
unfortunately even with many wives , men still cheat lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 11:11am On May 02, 2017
Alitair:
Men must cheat. Maybe after like 5years then you will calm down. Go and marry and confirm.
exactly my fears... It looks so normal as if all men must cheat on their wives although theoretically , all men don't cheat undecided
Family › Why Do Many Married Men Cheat On Their Wives? by SmellingAnus(op): 10:16am On May 02, 2017
Most likely, there are still some faithful men but my experiences with two married pals of mine in less than one week brought about this topic..

The first pal, is a business Man that is not doing badly, he has at least two kids that I know of all attending the so called expensive schools... He is from the East, an elder in the Church and we were having some business related conversation when somehow our discussions went into the arena of women.. lol... I told him some of my experiences and he also told me how he almost sent his wife packing for losing 4 million naira in two different ponzi schemes namely donation hub and earnfifty... He then told me about an Akwa-Ibom girl that he came across and made love to and ever since he has been praying to God to help him leave her but instead he is getting deeper into her....

This Man has a very beautiful wife with light skin but he confessed to me how the Akwa-Ibom babe is very sweet and neat... Infact he talked about going home to sleep and snore each time he has his routine sexual exercise with her which invariably means that he may not eat and most likely not touch his wife. When his wife complains of his strange lifestyle, he blames it on working too hard in his office of which he is the Boss...

What surprised me most as we were discussing in his office was that , he said he will not lie to me, that if the Akwa-Ibom babe calls him now, he will leave what he is doing to go and meet her... Within me, I was scared for so many reasons knowing fully well that I am still single and will not want that kind of life but the greater fear was that is possible that this man never planned for this type of life but he somehow found himself with a strange woman....

My second encounter was yesterday night with another Pal who is younger than the Man from the East... This one is from the West, his wife is in the West with their Kid while he is in Port Harcourt... This particular one is not necessarily as successful as the other man but he mentors people in business/investment related affairs... He is the kind of guy you could call to talk to your staff on how they could perform better (Business Consultant). In the course of our conversation, I found out that he is actually waiting for one small girl that lives in my neighborhood that just finished secondary school in FGGC Okigwe I suppose....

While I learnt some things from him, I also told him about the importance of starving his distractions and feeding his focus and we both agreed that women are major distractions.. he told me , he discovered that spends more on accommodating women in hotels for days just to have a sexually nice time....

I'm conclusion I ask, why do many married Men cheat on their wives, how can we help our future/current wives to help us not to cheat on them? What are those things married need that will make them not to cheat on their wives ? (Note: not al married cheat)..

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Do This To Your MAN?? (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:40am On May 02, 2017
celestialdamsel:
Better things to do than that
nice moniker... Are you Cele?
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:18pm On May 01, 2017
Ok o grin
Romance › Re: Portion Of Sperm Reportedly Sold For N400K In Abuja... Read Shocking Confession by SmellingAnus(m): 2:26pm On May 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
shocked


SmellingAnus, cumman down here..I remember u told me some story similar to this...
exactly... yea i did and i am happy i did... these things are almost regular occurrences over here its just that you need to be at the right place at the right time to get first hand information about it ...
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:35pm On May 01, 2017
demiladegold:
See your teeth undecided
ok I give up dont comment again grin
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:07pm On May 01, 2017
grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:45am On May 01, 2017
demiladegold:
Of course I'll reply.... Is my work o
I will report you to Donald Trump that you ar the girl friend of the North Korean President embarassed
Romance › Re: Wish Five Romancelander's A Happy New Month by SmellingAnus(m): 11:37am On May 01, 2017
ALAGA1:
Lsfdok..
Jacksparr0w127..
Mimzyy..
Smellinganus..
Sirfee..
Vorpal..

May Allah bless you all with strength, peace of soul, love of family and friends and all the good things of life..

Alhamdulillah..
My only twin on nairaland... Baba much respect from my side... Infact happy New month also to these wonderful persons you mentioned cool
Christianity Etc › Re: President Zuma & His Wife At Chris Oyakhilome's LFMA2017 (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:33am On May 01, 2017
buffalowings:
This nairaland sef

When I first joined I dey see smellingmouth I was like that's funny no big deal


Later on I was seeing smellinganus I was like wtf grin


For some days now, na smellingmenses I dey see up and an

Kukukillme cheesy grin
Baba... The smelling family dey loyal o cool
Romance › Re: Wish Five Romancelander's A Happy New Month by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30am On May 01, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


Damn! I know im too late but lemme grab this space to greet my PLURIMI FAMILY ....GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE grin grin grin

To
LEFULEFU the baddest Levi's Model wink
KENNYID17 the ever #TeamV kiss
DIVINEHAND2003 i see u baby kiss

And to my EVER DEAREST BOO SMELLINGANUS grin

HAPPY NEW MONTH to all of you guyz..always remember, YOU'RE THE BEST!
Boo incase when we grow old and die and meet in heaven... Please if there is nairaland in heaven I am still available to be your best friend grin cool kiss
Events › Re: Welcome To My #RoyalBlueArmies BirthdayThread. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:34am On May 01, 2017
optional1:
Happy New Month May....

Happy Workers Day...

Happy Birthday To All May Born Babies.....


May Babies Rock @ robosky02 SmellingAnus
SmellingMouth/SmellyMouth vizkiz and all May babies in the house...


Cc:
femi4 VickyRotex abimbawealth
ginajet edwife gifted21 elegantslayer NavyBlue fredoooooo ChapPlanet skywalker001/Baba4dgals Unlimited22 pamcode donjazetJeffreyJamez cutezt
Adewumiopeyemi lastmumu ipledge10 Jay54 olotobi HungerBAD Chikelue2000 blackjah and to all chelsea fans.
Happy Birthday Month to us babe... Happy New month to all your babies too cool Chelsea owes us two gifts for our birthday this month and we shall collect them cool cool cool
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:31am On May 01, 2017
demiladegold:
................
but I didn't mention you, you shouldn't have commented again... sad now that I have mentioned you, I hope you don't reply grin
Romance › Re: Yoruba Names And Their Funny Translation. by SmellingAnus(m):
sexybbstar:
Sinz bumbae1 smellinganus ,your attention is needed here.
She is not a Nigerian... And it should be easy for you to believe when you see most of her comments grin Many Nigerians are too conservative in nature although I happen not to be a conservative , she and I are highly liberal, Infact trapqueen is extremely liberal in nature...
Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:47am On May 01, 2017
Welcome dear... grin

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