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Romance › Re: Ladies Only 18+: Be Sincere And Tell Us Which Number Are You (pix) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:08pm On Apr 22, 2017
Htee:
Let's post dick sizes also and tell us your size. tongue
Lol... Does the size of dick matters in a relationship?
Romance › Re: Opinion: Guys, Can You Cope With A Nagging Girlfriend/wife? by SmellingAnus(m):
Excessive Nagging wether done by male or female is not good for the relationship, I must confess that certain lifestyle or behavior may increase the risk of nagging... On my own part... I will prefer less nagging but if she more than makes up for that shortcomings of hers in other areas I find very important , just maybe I may tolerate her and continue with the relationship. If it's marriage, well I honestly don't even have a choice than to work it out or tolerate her... Truth is that, we are all imperfect, it only depends on the level of imperfections from our partners/spouses that we are willing to tolerate.
Optional1
Romance › Re: Is Co-habiting Before Marriage Okay? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:37pm On Apr 21, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
I always go for the easy route boo grin grin

My life is too busy to worry for the unknown tongue
yea I know boo grin
Romance › Re: Is Co-habiting Before Marriage Okay? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:32pm On Apr 21, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
cool


I much prefer this than getting married tho..less hussle...if it wont work, it will save ur ass from getting ur own attorney, process all kind of shii, attending hearing for ur divorce & what not...

And if u have kids, automatic the mother will have the child custody...less stress for the both parties...
hahhahhaa my boo hates to be troubled grin
Romance › Re: Why Romanceland Thread Dont Make FRONTPAGE! by SmellingAnus(m): 1:28pm On Apr 21, 2017
optional1:
lemme call mynd44 and SmellingAnus
Lol... Although Warland/troubleland ... Sorry I mean romanceland is probably filled with many frustrated persons that specializes in causing troubles, there are still threads from this section that makes front page not necessarily because they deserve to be there... lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: OMG! This Lady Says Black Boys Can’t Handle Her by SmellingAnus(m): 2:06pm On Apr 20, 2017
oluwasma:
lol..maybe
Lol... Nice... cool
Romance › Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:50pm On Apr 20, 2017
oluwasma:
shocked is it a must o?
Lol... Must that? grin
Romance › Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:53am On Apr 20, 2017
oluwasma:
hian sexually wild mind..hmmmmm between slim and fleshy Teamcute grin
Perfect cool cool cool ( yea sexually wild mind... What do you expect from a dude that neither smokes nor take alcohol grin? ) he has to be guilty of something cos he is not perfect... Lol...
Romance › Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:41am On Apr 20, 2017
oluwasma:
lol...how did you know I am slim 8...you are naughty
hahhaha I am a gentle introvert... But sure, my mind is very naughty, sexually wild etc... But born gentle by nature... Are you really slim cool?
Romance › Re: What's The Weirdest Date You Have Ever Been On? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:29am On Apr 20, 2017
oluwasma:
SmellingAnus oya come gist us..where are you?
Lol... I have never had a weird date... ( I am suspecting you are slim cool don't ask me how I arrived at that conclusion tongue)
Romance › Re: OMG! This Lady Says Black Boys Can’t Handle Her by SmellingAnus(m): 10:18am On Apr 20, 2017
oluwasma:
awhhhhh..i actually did today
you missed me cool?
Romance › Re: OMG! This Lady Says Black Boys Can’t Handle Her by SmellingAnus(m): 6:22pm On Apr 19, 2017
oluwasma:
how are you? Did you miss me? tongue
I'm good dear... I missed your mention kiss
Romance › Re: OMG! This Lady Says Black Boys Can’t Handle Her by SmellingAnus(m): 6:11pm On Apr 19, 2017
oluwasma:
SmellingAnus see ur babe... rednuth dat oyinbo babe said you can't handle her..
Lol... She is right, I can't handle her... I am more attracted to slim girls...
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Denying Me Sex by SmellingAnus(m): 11:07am On Apr 19, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Its ok boo..u give em some insights.. kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Denying Me Sex by SmellingAnus(m):
QueenSuccubus:
grin



SmellingAnus...abegi tell us the factors why some women dont like sex? embarassed
. Boo... Some of the reasons include...

1. Tiredness/stress like the op's wife said... If the husband is chanced , I think he should find a way of reducing the domestic duties from his wife either by assisting more or getting a househelp...

2. Lack of sexual education on the side of the man... Making love to woman involves making love to her mind before her body... Infact, you need to press the right buttons while she is at work ... It could simply be in form of a flirt text like ..." Honey, I will love to bathe you and give you a romantic massage when you get home"...

3. Distraction/anger/ .... Many women prefer to make love when the guy/husband is in good terms with them... In other words, a peaceful atmosphere with less stress from the man will make it easier for the woman to be more relaxed to have sex with her partner... A happy woman will be more willing to engage in sex with her spouse especially when the husband is the reason for her joy...

4. Not really sexually attracted to her husband.... Yes , even some that were sexually attracted to their spouses before marriage may end up losing such attraction due to several reasons which could range from the man's inability to financially care for the family, the man's habits that the woman finds disgusting etc..

5. Tired boo... Would have said more...
Romance › Re: Should I Give Him The Rest Of My Virginity? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:15pm On Apr 17, 2017
oluwasma:
grin her first partner of course. Nothing like semi or half virgin..
hahhahah thought as much... cool
Romance › Re: Should I Give Him The Rest Of My Virginity? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:51pm On Apr 17, 2017
Assuming that she has sex with him... Who really disvirgined her?

CC: Oluwasma
Romance › Re: Should I Give Him The Rest Of My Virginity? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:07pm On Apr 17, 2017
oluwasma:
SmellingAnus and rednuth how are you guys today?
hello dear... I'm good... Sorry I just came online... How has the Easter been? Are you a Christian?
Romance › Re: Can You Date Without Sex? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:10pm On Apr 15, 2017
justiniyke29:
HMM,question. were u impotent during dat 3yrs?
hahahhaha not at all... It's just that I focused my mind on more fruitful/beneficial stuffs ... When you abstain from sex, you will realize much more how sex it self could have been a tool of set back...
Romance › Re: I Ask What He Want On His Damn Birthday, Here Is What He Has To Say by SmellingAnus(m): 8:29pm On Apr 15, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Lemme call my guys na...SmellingAnus & Sinz ...abeeeg sombori needs ur piece of advice down hia cheesy grin
Boo this person needs a doctor ... Sinz and I are obviously not one grin ....
Romance › Re: Can You Date Without Sex? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:05pm On Apr 15, 2017
oluwasma:
SmellingAnus and rednuth oya come and answer o
difficult to answer knowing fully well that sex is not the Ultimate but sex is the " Hulk Hogan".... grin


Anyway, I have stayed without sex for almost three years for a particular period... Had a six month relationship without sex and the babe actually left me cos of that...

My final answer... Partially Yes and Partially no... In other words it depends on what I want that period. ...
Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by SmellingAnus(m): 12:04pm On Apr 15, 2017
Smellymouth:
Hahahhaha.. Bros, abeg nor vex.. Edakun, are you talking from experience or you dey work for Wazobia FM as a reporter? cheesy

Because you dey talk Like person when don gather lots of experiences ... grin

I wee be like you when I grow up..
hahahhahaha from experience too oh lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Condom With Sperm For Sale by SmellingAnus(m): 10:31am On Apr 15, 2017
kogistar:
i mean trapqueen
ok bro...
Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by SmellingAnus(m): 10:30am On Apr 15, 2017
Smellymouth:
Hahahahaha. Bros, some girls re just wicked. cheesy

That's why dem dey carry belle anyhow because before you rush go get condom, she don wear her clothes back and come dey ask herself, "What was I thinking?" grin

So as the thing dey hot, na so some men go just put am inside. If u just make mistake of rushing to grab CD, them go just change the station to NTA..
hahahahhah perfectly true my brother... Many guys don enter raw just to avoid the girl from changing her mind... Especially when na d first time dem wan gbensh the chick... Truth be say, many of them I interview no even like to use condom lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by SmellingAnus(m): 10:18am On Apr 15, 2017
I pity for this man wife sha...cos even as big brother don end, that big girl called Bisola go give her big breast to that thin tall Tony with big dick to suck with him big mouth undecided.
This one na sexual healing hug oh
Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by SmellingAnus(m): 10:16am On Apr 15, 2017
I bet my left balls that these folks will still continue their sexual exercise in za oda room undecided
Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by SmellingAnus(m): 10:16am On Apr 15, 2017
Smellymouth:
@ smellingAnus, biggest boss.. Baba , nor be wetness go make her dey in the mood? cheesy
I go Carry tank of water pour for za punna! grin

She must wet oo!! In fact, the wetness go be like Kanji Dam.. cheesy
hahahhahaha na to tear her pant be that o... Hahahhaha some girls can be heartless sha... After man go don use dick rub her punna, she go just change her mind say , she no dey in the mood again...
Celebrities › Re: 'Men Leave Another Man's Wife Alone' - Ubi Franklin Cries Out by SmellingAnus(m): 10:11am On Apr 15, 2017
Thou shall love thy neighbor but thou shall not fuckkk his wife lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Condom With Sperm For Sale by SmellingAnus(m): 10:05am On Apr 15, 2017
kogistar:
haha i wana know which country had this kind of beautiful lady like u, but i throught you're a nigerian
I am male bro shocked
Romance › Re: Condom With Sperm For Sale by SmellingAnus(m): 9:59am On Apr 15, 2017
kogistar:
tell us how guys gets sugar mummy
haba... Are you planning to get one grin
Romance › Re: Condom With Sperm For Sale by SmellingAnus(m): 9:56am On Apr 15, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Hahahahah...i saw animal skulls and bones grin grin

But whooooot? Selling dickzzz & breasts too? shocked shocked shocked ooh thats scary ooo
yea boo... They sell even what we call mortuary water.... (it's water gotten after washing a dead body... Some Traders/sellers are more into buying such water because they use it to attract more customers...) Check this out that happened here in Port Harcourt....
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.informationng.com/2013/06/photos-food-seller-goes-gaga-removes-clothes-after-confessing-to-using-mortuary-water-to-cook-food.html/amp
Celebrities › Re: Helen Paul Reconciles Bisola & Thin Tall Tony As They Hug Each Other by SmellingAnus(m): 9:51am On Apr 15, 2017
Smellymouth:
Both of you should move to za oza room.
hahahhaha that moment after you lock the door she cum tell you say... "sorry but I am no longer in the mood".... Hahhahhahah na Wetin you go do na grin

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