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Romance › Re: Condom With Sperm For Sale by SmellingAnus(m): 9:36am On Apr 15, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
But i saw one time from bettabox (youtube) tat theres this market in nigeria selling skulls, barks(wood), all kinds of oil, roots etc...unlike in my country, u cant find this stuffs in public market
hahahhaha I don't know if they sell human skulls in open market... But I know they sell human parts secretly... Such parts includes ,breast, dick etc
Romance › Re: Condom With Sperm For Sale by SmellingAnus(m): 9:15am On Apr 15, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Oooohh...so it does exist in Nigeria as well? grin This case is very similar in my country boo..they use black magic to make such potions and they also do some rituals depending how u hate or love the person..
exactly Boo... cool it's also common here although the people that do it will not come out openly to say it grin you only need to be at the right place at thte right time to get first hand experiences of those involved...
Romance › Re: Attached by SmellingAnus(m): 9:12am On Apr 15, 2017
Your friend had ended up steering up the other side of you that you probably had no idea about... Truth is that you are not yet a bi until you accept that you are one... Currently you are at the two way junction between being a bi and straight... At this stage, where ever you decide to turn to will bring about fulfilment or regrets... Just be wise and choose to go where will not bring you regrets....
Romance › Re: Condom With Sperm For Sale by SmellingAnus(m): 9:01am On Apr 15, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
shocked shocked shocked

Woooooaaaah...this is interesting..

Yeaah some men are lazy after they cum ooo..so no wonder if these ladies can sneak the condoms with cum loaded grin grin cheesy

This sounds sexy wink wink wink
hahahha yea , it's mostly for diabolical/ritual reasons .... Let me tell you a real life situation... There is this family Pastor I have that told me about a lady that tried to seduce him... She was told by a native doctor/juju/Voodoo priest that she should get the sperm of three strong men of God.... ( she needed it because she wanted to capture the heart of her rich man friend, so that he can spend lavishly on her the way she wants and whenever she wants) she had already gotten the sperm from two other men of God, and she wanted his sperm to make it three.. this is just one example of what sperms could be used for... Another thing that it could be used for is ... Using it as love portion to capture any man they want... It also involves a voodoo priest who will perform the ritual... Infact, some girls can steal the boyfriend of their friend or husband of their friend through such practices... I have come across a girl that has been involved in that and her friends also involved in it... ( just incase you don't understand all I wrote, no problem... This is more of the spiritual side of life...) One day I will tell you about what some guys do to get sugarmummys, I will tell you the experiences of an old friend of mine that has been involved in this practice in the past although he has stopped...
Romance › Re: Condom With Sperm For Sale by SmellingAnus(m): 8:28am On Apr 15, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Ritual stuff? shocked shocked shocked


Like? They gonna drink it or put it on their skin like lotio? shocked shocked shocked
Boo dont sell ur sperm ooo..juz spill it on somebody's face grin grin grin
hahahha not selling my sperm boo... Most times the sperm is gotten without even the owners aware of it... Let's just say, after sex, the girl may help the owner remove the condom or tell the guy that she will help him dispose/throwaway the condom ... Meanwhile she has other negative plans for it.... From my investigations and findings, there are different things that could be achieved with sperm... I will talk more on this in the next mention
Romance › Re: Condom With Sperm For Sale by SmellingAnus(m): 8:17am On Apr 15, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Hahahahaha....who gonna buy that? grin wink grin


U shud have the medical/ health history of tat person xa...we never know he myt carrying some deadliest diseases grin grin grin
Boo over here , some folks may buy it... But most times it's three girls that use it... (Ritual stuffs)
Romance › Re: Photos: Man Cries Out After Seeing Marriage List by SmellingAnus(m): 5:39pm On Apr 14, 2017
In this era of husband scarcity mixed with Buhari economy undecided... Perfectly agree with the Man...
Romance › Re: Why Do I Wet My Boxers 3 To 5 Times In A Week? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:06pm On Apr 13, 2017
suzan404:
I'm fine...kiss
my beautiful Queen kiss
Romance › Re: Why Do I Wet My Boxers 3 To 5 Times In A Week? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:05pm On Apr 13, 2017
suzan404:
undecided
sweetheart, xup grin
Romance › Re: Why Do I Wet My Boxers 3 To 5 Times In A Week? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:04pm On Apr 13, 2017
Francis95:
Nope bro...3 to 4times a week...sometimes 5times. ...every morning
then no cause for alarm bro... Even guys that practice abstinence experience this one's in a while....
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Married Lady. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:59pm On Apr 13, 2017
Thou shall love thy neighbor but thou shall not fuckkk his wife lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Do I Wet My Boxers 3 To 5 Times In A Week? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:54pm On Apr 13, 2017
optional1:
eleyin gidi gan oh...




SmellingAnus pls come oh..
Op, u no suppose fear... Op dey normal... You can't cheat nature... The bible says if the cloud be filled with water, it will empty itself grin... Op, you are filled with sperm, so you should be happy that it is coming out .... But I hope is not an every day affair oh undecided
Romance › Re: My New Boyfriend Said He Is A Cultist, What Should I Do? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:37pm On Apr 13, 2017
Smellymouth:
Immediately they entered , the first question when the guy ask na "who is this Jew?" . The Lady hurriedly replied,"He is my coursemate."
When I saw their mean faces , I shouted, "Yes I am her course rep. "

Honestly , the kind risk when Person don take cause of punna too much.. cheesy

Deek nor dey hear word at all. grin
hahahha "yes I am her course rep" thank God say dem no disfigure you... No be small... Puna na necessary evil
Romance › Re: My New Boyfriend Said He Is A Cultist, What Should I Do? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:44am On Apr 13, 2017
Smellymouth:
Bros, if to say me and her don dey gbensh I for collect the beating graciously..
But I never unhook bra sef before those wild animals descended on me.. grin
The babe just tell dem say I be her coursemate.. Imagine babe when dey study Theatre Arts say Engineering student na her coursemate.. cheesy
Bros, till I graduate I nor pass the night for any babe hostel o. Either you come over to my apartment or jes fogerrit.. cheesy
hahaha, this one bad pass as been think o... You no even unhook bra sef.. d girl too go give that senseless lie, na him be say dem don drill you confess say you be Engineering Student... The Frat guy beat or slap the girl? Looking back now, I feel say the risk man pikin take because of puna no really dey worth am but the dick no dey hear word... Very selfish dick man pikin go get.. the unconditional love for puna don send many men go early graves
Romance › Re: My New Boyfriend Said He Is A Cultist, What Should I Do? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:06am On Apr 13, 2017
Smellymouth:
Hhaahhahhhhahahhha. That's why it's good to be good. cheesy
My own be say I nor even know say the babe get guy talkless of say her guy na runs man.. ;DD
You know that kinda feeling when you don't spread for bed waiting for the show to take place and the next thing u hear na one rude knock on the door. Immediately she started shaking , na dere I know say my case is different. Lol.

Bros, any man when nor fear woman I dey fear DAT man.
chei... It's not like say you don even collect one hand before this thing happen... I feel your pains... D girl sef no try at all... She just wan fuckkk fine boy without caring for him safety...True talk my brother... Infact any man wey no fear woman no go even fear God sef... Bible say the fear of God is the beginning of wisdom, but me I say " the fear of women is the beginning of long life"...
Romance › Re: My New Boyfriend Said He Is A Cultist, What Should I Do? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:32am On Apr 13, 2017
Smellymouth:
I remember during my 100L, naso I go chyke one frat guy babe.. The evil babe cme invite me over to her hostel to pass the night..Unfortunately for me, the crazy morrafacker bf paid her an unexpected visit with his friends.

Chaii, the kind drilling when I receive that night pass wetin SARS dey give armed robbers. The thunder when go fire that guy and the babe dey load from Oshodi..
hahahhha na so me sef, go dey lash my ex knowing fully well say her current guy na cultist wey dey even attack guys wey dey talk talk to her... My own case, him don too hear about me, so him Conner me with one other frat guy to attack me... Fortunately for me, I have been helpful to the other guy financially in the past when he was in need... So when the guy see me, him tell the idiot to leave me... Na so dem begin quarrel.... Me I continue to nack the babe despite serious threats from the guy... Today him and the girl dey married sha... I bin no nack her when we dey date because she be virgin but this frat guy rape disvirgin her... Lol.. women don too send men go their early graves... Sorry o my brother... Me sef for suffer your fate... ( besides the help I don give that other guy, him also know say I dey close to him superior wey go treat him Bleep up if him mess with me)
Romance › Re: 2 Sisters Huge Watermelon Causes Earthquake On Internet (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:37pm On Apr 12, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin grin cheesy


Then what if they are truly ur neighborz sha? grin dont tell me you wont drool on that juicy watermelons tongue


Hahahahahaha
hahahhaha Boo, I still prefer the less endowed ones with slim bodies.... kiss
Romance › Re: 2 Sisters Huge Watermelon Causes Earthquake On Internet (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:36pm On Apr 12, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


SmellingAnus...This cud be ur neighborz sha tongue

Abeg, go out and stroll grin u may be bump on their watermelons...hahahahahah!
hahahah Boo... Thought you should have known by now that I am not a fan of big blobs/ads
Romance › Re: 2 Sisters Huge Watermelon Causes Earthquake On Internet (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:36pm On Apr 12, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


SmellingAnus...This cud be ur neighborz sha tongue

Abeg, go out and stroll grin u may be bump on their watermelons...hahahahahah!
hahahah Boo... Thought you should have known by now that I am not a fan of big boobs/ass
Romance › Re: 2 Sisters Huge Watermelon Causes Earthquake On Internet (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:36pm On Apr 12, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


SmellingAnus...This cud be ur neighborz sha tongue

Abeg, go out and stroll grin u may be bump on their watermelons...hahahahahah!
hahahah Boo... Thought you should have known by now that I am not a fan of big boobs/ass
Romance › Re: What Are My Chances With An 18-year-old? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:23pm On Apr 12, 2017
redbeans:
Hmm... Match postponed due to bad weather conditions. Sorry to those who staked on this. It's about to reduce your accumulation
check my post on the first page, I knew the match will not take place grin
Romance › Re: If You Were To Become A Man For One Week, What Will You Do With It? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:21pm On Apr 12, 2017
Many girls here are talking about fuckingg as many girls as possible and you are wondering why many men cheat grin.. Lol... I am happy you are all females , because you would have done much worse than what the current men are doing grin
Politics › Re: Gov Bako Lalong Appoints Efe Ambassador For Entertainment & Creativity Industry by SmellingAnus(m): 8:19am On Apr 12, 2017
Reminds me of that Song ..." You are next in line for a miracle".... Hit like if you the person I am talking about ..
Fashion › Re: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(op): 1:03am On Apr 12, 2017
oluwasma:
Can you just imagine? Confused police force..
exactly my thoughts dear
Romance › Re: Must Guys Propose To Ladies With A Ring? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:35am On Apr 12, 2017
ogorwyne:
hey
hello baby
Romance › Re: Must Guys Propose To Ladies With A Ring? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:34am On Apr 12, 2017
oluwasma:
welcome SmellingAnus....awhhhh thats so sweet. Of course we ladies love the drama and attention and funny enough there are some ladies that dont like it sha. very few though. So where have you been?
been around, most times I need to see a mention before I show up grin
Romance › Re: Jeez! How Can You Go Out Dressed Like This With Your Husband By Your Side? See by SmellingAnus(m): 8:41pm On Apr 11, 2017
SINZ:
If her husband doesn't see nothing wrong with it, then why should I?
I perfectly agree with you bro...
Romance › Re: Must Guys Propose To Ladies With A Ring? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:17pm On Apr 11, 2017
oluwasma:
Where is SmellingAnus and rednuth?
well, like the saying goes.. "different strokes for different folks" but on my part I will prefer to propose with a ring because I feel it adds more spice to the whole drama and girls love drama and attention... grin Lol... I trust my Nigerian brothers... More than 50% of us will not even propose... Infact in many cases, it's the girl that will be asking the guy, when are you coming to see my parents grin Lol

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