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Politics › Re: Umar, Abdulsalami Abubakar's Son To Wed Hadiza Gummi by SmellingAnus(m): 10:25am On Apr 07, 2017
Congrats to them... cool
Fashion › Re: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(op): 9:35am On Apr 06, 2017
ajademola2000:
I have a tattoo of jesus christ on my body, how about that? grin bunch of ***** on this thread and OP stop spreading lies
hahahhaha if only you had taken your time to go through the comments from the first page, you would have known that there is not fake/false about this news... Lol... I am sure you don't stay in Ph... Have a nice day
Fashion › Re: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(op): 9:23am On Apr 06, 2017
igwegeorgiano:
OP whats is the name of the policeman?
even if I knew his name do you think it will be wise for me to mention it here?
Fashion › Re: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(op): 9:22am On Apr 06, 2017
Mikylopez:
you've got tattoos?
No dear
Fashion › Re: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(op): 7:13pm On Apr 05, 2017
sisisioge:
Hmmm...its good the babe that was victimized made noise about it then. If NL too push it forward, a lot of awareness will be made leading to the authority concern to really clarify.

Lalasticlala, they said snakes can't come with body arts again o.
very true bro..
Fashion › Re: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(op): 6:23pm On Apr 05, 2017
sinaj:
Is tattoo not art again, wat kind of modern slavery is this onehuh


All these hypocrites, they should better start with celebrities.

Very soon they will start choosing husband for us.
choosing husbands... Lol.... As long as they choose me as your husband no problem... Lol... On a more serious note... I see this decision as a set back... If not that it was a policeman that told me, I wouldn't have believed such even in my wildest imagination
Fashion › Re: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(op): 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2017
sisisioge:
Haaaa! So there's no longer freedom of expression in the country! Chai!

I don't dig tattoos but who ever does shouldn't be considered a criminal! Instead of them to up their intelligence game, na innocent citizens be pry now. So having a tattoo is now a criminal offence. No be small thing.

Thanks OP for bringing this here, the relevant authority will see this and clarify soon.
honestly, I am not comfortable with such decision of the police in Port Harcourt, I am mindful not to even call it a law because I am not sure if there is such law in the constitution... Another thing is that, why can't they inform the public about this decision, apart from the police man, I haven't heard from any other source that such decision has been taken... So it means they will take many persons unawares... embarassed
Fashion › Re: People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(op): 6:01pm On Apr 05, 2017
dingbang:
Nigerian mentality sef.. I just wonder how the Nigerian police reason. So because one wears a tattoo, he or she must be a criminal.. On what grounds?? No wonder we are called a third world country..


Where is it in the constitution that tattoo is a crime in nigeria.. Well .. I just need to get the fvck out from this natiom
honestly, I was disappointed to hear that from the police man, but now I know that they are serious about the arrests to be made... Sad thing is that many folks are not aware... I was just privileged to get the info on time...
Fashion › Re: Tattooed Lady: "I Paid N10,000 To Soldiers In Port-Harcourt For Wearing Tattoo" by SmellingAnus(m): 6:00pm On Apr 05, 2017
gypsey:
Really? That's dumb even criminals can look smart too, infact real criminals Always looks smart with no tattoos and clean shaving wearing necklace with cross pendant. grin the real criminals are the ones with Bibles and so called holy water.
although I don't have tattoos on my body but I am not comfortable with such arrest that will be made just because someone has tattoos... Something is definitely wrong somewhere but like they say, when you go to Rome, you behave like the Romanans...
Fashion › People With Tattoos Will Be Arrested In Port Harcourt by SmellingAnus(op): 5:53pm On Apr 05, 2017
With reference to this thread https://www.nairaland.com/3724333/tattooed-lady-paid-n10000-soldiers about a lady that was almost arrested because of tattoo, I stay in Port Harcourt and about two weeks ago a particular Police man of the Abuloma division told me that very soon , arrest will be made on anyone with a tattoo in Port Harcourt reason being that most of the criminals that have been apprehended had tattoos on them...

Although within me I was sceptical and critical about the implementation of such arrest but I had nothing to worry about since I wasn't even a fan of tattoos...

Many folks in Port Harcourt may not be aware of this new development, thats why I am informing folks on Nairaland , especially those that reside in Port Harcourt to confirm that folks with tattoos will be arrested according to the Police officer of Abuloma division that I spoke with...

Mods ... This could save another person from unnecessary arrest...

Fashion › Re: Tattooed Lady: "I Paid N10,000 To Soldiers In Port-Harcourt For Wearing Tattoo" by SmellingAnus(m): 5:40pm On Apr 05, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

That's a big lie

The Army or Police don't give a fucck if you're tatted like Lil Wayne or Wizkhalifa

The police or Army didn't disturb people when tattoos where considered as a taboo in the 90's and early 2000, why would they give a fucck now that lawyers, Bank Managers, CEO, Army guys, Doctors all have tattoos in Nigeria

She's just naturally dumb

Why would someone tell you that there's a new law in Rivers state that bans tattoos and you decide to pay them 10k, it's just like saying that there's a law that bans wearing clothes in Rivers state

We can't take a girl who writes lives in Nigeria as "leave in Nigeria"

Ignorant lying girls
its true... I stay in ph... Two weeks ago a police guy told me they would soon be arresting anyone with a tattoo because they found out that most of the criminals usually have tattoos
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Virgin Pussy And A Non Virgin Pussy Which Is Better? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:33am On Apr 05, 2017
Not even a fan of virgins... Will even prefer a non-virgin wife...
Note: it's my choice, it doesn't necessarily mean I am right... cool
Family › Re: Is My Wife Sleeping With Her Boss? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:50pm On Apr 04, 2017
TrapQueen717:
Hi boo grin
oh ... There you are kiss
Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday by SmellingAnus(m): 12:00pm On Apr 04, 2017
Happy birthday ...
Family › Re: Is My Wife Sleeping With Her Boss? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:20am On Apr 04, 2017
abnsugbe:
..

Him go try locate Lagon naaaaaaa
Lol grin... Abet o.... Make him no kill himself grin
Family › Re: Is My Wife Sleeping With Her Boss? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:45am On Apr 04, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Have u ever confronted her before u open up here? undecided



Cc smellinganus abegi cumma down hia..somebori needed u so bad ooo
Boo, if everything he said it's the truth, then the chances are that his wife might have slept with her boss... I am really short of words on what to say because it's a very tricky situation... Worse case is that, his marriage is about hitting the rocks... So the best question now will be for the Op.... What if you confirm authoritatively from your wife that she cheated on you, what will you do? CC: ogoh123
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Governor Dickson Campaigns For Bisola With Billboard (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:40am On Apr 04, 2017
Jodha:
Lol... Bros.. Ah no yarn say ah dey yen town right now... Some weeks ago.. When I was there.. I. Saw those posters.. Even in the government house side.. From the streets to peace Park.. To...

Bisola eer'where.. undecided
ok Sis... Me no dey there sef o.. na ph I dey.. you?
Romance › Re: If You Have Never Paid For Sex.. Come In by SmellingAnus(m): 11:55pm On Apr 03, 2017
Essentials1:
even Mr. SmellingAnus is inside this article
hahahhaa I wanted to check those on this thread lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: The Big Challenge Begins Today by SmellingAnus(m): 7:07pm On Apr 03, 2017
Essentials1:
Ebook launching soon... 'The Big Secrets to Lasting Longer in Bed"

I am not the owner of the ebook, but just a sales representative...

Are you interested?
honestly I need e-book that will reduce the way I last to one hour... Its really not funny going over one hour and I am not close to ejaculation, anyway, the truth is that in most cases I don't cum on time because I dont want to cum on time... cool but nice one by the author... Many men are suffering from quick ejaculation , it's unfortunate that many young guys of this generation make use of drugs to last longer... Anyway, wish you the best in your sales... cool cool cool
Romance › Re: My Step Daughter Is Sexually Aggressive. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:01pm On Apr 03, 2017
Harwoyeez:
Smelling furogrin grin... I dey gbadun ur advice.... shocked grin
hahhahaha this my smelling advise huh Anyway much thanks my brother... You too much cool cool
Romance › Re: My Step Daughter Is Sexually Aggressive. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:12pm On Apr 03, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
I totally agree with u Reverend kiss grin
hahahhaha grin cool kiss
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Governor Dickson Campaigns For Bisola With Billboard (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:12pm On Apr 03, 2017
Jodha:
Werrin I do again nah..
nothing my sis... Is like na one one of our brothers be that grin... By the way, happy to know say u dey yenagoa grin
Romance › Re: My Step Daughter Is Sexually Aggressive. by SmellingAnus(m): 2:45pm On Apr 03, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Op, Who's asking for an advice?


Lemme call my Relationship Adviser SmellingAnus.. kiss
he needs to be more aggressive in his approach in curtailing that aspect of her... he needs to shout at her, but above all, she needs counseling classes with a psychologist and also with a pastor... but Boo, truth be told, my psychology lecturer once told me its normal for males to get sexually attracted to their mothers at certain age... i guess it may be the same thing playing out in this scenario although in this case is a female being sexually attracted to her step-dad ... Lol grin hahahhah dont ask me if i was sexually attracted to my mother at any point... hahahah i only repeated what my lecturer told me during my undergraduate days... hahahaha

NOTE... parents should also avoid making love infront of their kids, such action is capable of transforming such kids into sex addicts
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Governor Dickson Campaigns For Bisola With Billboard (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:32pm On Apr 03, 2017
unclezuma:
Seriously bro its just me and my GIFs... I know people do that but that'd be too much stress.
ok bro cool cool cool
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Governor Dickson Campaigns For Bisola With Billboard (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:20pm On Apr 03, 2017
unclezuma:
Abbey remember me...Okay we go jam for Amarata.
hahahhaha ok o... But you be same person as jodha? lipsrsealed
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Governor Dickson Campaigns For Bisola With Billboard (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:14pm On Apr 03, 2017
Jodha:
I'm a witness to this.. I was surprised and more than shocked when I saw her pictures all over yen town with the.. Hashtag.. "Bisolaproudlybayelsan"..

So Dickson would not coman solve the uncountable problems bayelsa is facing.. Nah bbnaija.. Bisola.. Be him problem..
It's like him brain dey touch..
hmmmm... My sister so you stay in Yenagoa grin nice...
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Gotten Into A Physical Fight With A Woman In Your Life? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:10pm On Apr 02, 2017
kayo80:
LMAO! This reminds me of one of our Calabar neighbors like that when I was a kid. Her name was ekeite or something like that. I can't remember what caused our fight, but this girl beat me ehn! She was using my head to hit the ground continuously until one other girl came to save me. lol! Very embarrassing moment in my life. I went and watched Ninja Turtles movie after that and started training how to fight. lol!
hahahhaha yea I remember training for one of them was my neighbor but I was still beaten... The other two girls that put sand in my mouth beat me ones only (lol) respectively but this my neighbor beat me more than two or three times lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Gotten Into A Physical Fight With A Woman In Your Life? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:23pm On Apr 02, 2017
xoxo001:
The Last girl I fought when I was in secondary school is now my fiancée. I was seriously dealt with that day. I couldn't go to school for two days cos I was very ashamed of myself. Anyways, she's now my bae.
thumbs up bro for the truth... At least on three occasions in my childhood , I have been beaten by three different girls, on two occasions, two of the girls put sand in my mouth lipsrsealed shameful but the truth...

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