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Romance › Re: Do Women Portraits Sexual Character Than Men?. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:17pm On Oct 06, 2016
Laveda:
Okay, call him to come. grin
we can neither say women love sex more or men love sex more... It differs , I have come accross girls that loved sex more than I do but the difference was that they seem to have more self control or a high level of restraint. However, when you the guy starts , such girls are not easily satisfied... Some guys derieve pleasure in sleeping with more than one girl daily so also do some girls and I have also come accross such girls in my undergraduate days.... I really think it's safe to say that many women have more self control in the area of sex than many of their male counterparts.... Finally, we should be more concerned about satisfying d desires/fantansies our partners/sex or Bleep buddies etc when it's time for sex/love making...
CC: trapqueen77
Romance › Re: Should I Confront The Husband? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:34pm On Oct 06, 2016
The man has the right to Bleep his wife the way he wants while the woman also has the right to tell the man how and where she desires to be fucckkked.... The best you can do is to advice her to talk to her husband about it..... "Sweetheart, I love you but pls I don't love being fuckedd in the adds and it has really made me depressed.... I love you so much and I don't want to lose you but I am afraid I may consider quitting if you continue fucking my asss... Love you honey...."
Health › Re: Why You Must Stop Shaving Pubic Hair – Expert Warns by SmellingAnus(m): 4:15pm On Oct 06, 2016
Mimidiva:
little bushy is sexy, but under must be shaved na, if not it can cause bruises jare
my thoughts exactly... I prefer the girl to have it bushy
Romance › Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by SmellingAnus(m): 8:52am On Oct 05, 2016
Chidbirth should be more painful... I will rather do dry fasting than even follow any woman to Labour room, the later may kill me quicker than starvation...
Romance › Re: Lmao!, Why Are Some Men This Savage....(pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:10pm On Oct 04, 2016
Ok
Romance › Re: by SmellingAnus(m): 9:17am On Oct 04, 2016
Impulse80:
It must have been love by Roxette
Someday by Michael learns to Rock
you are right about Rosette, I knew she is the one , is just the spelling I wasn't sure of.... Then as for "someday" I actually meant the one sang by Allan Jackson... You can Google it or search it on YouTube... Thanks bro cool
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Ishilove! by SmellingAnus(m): 5:23pm On Oct 03, 2016
Happy birthday ishilove.... Wishing you many more fruitful years...
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by SmellingAnus(m): 5:11pm On Oct 03, 2016
Happy birthday Motun03... Wishing you many more successful years...
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month /happy Independence Day by SmellingAnus(m): 1:43am On Oct 03, 2016
RoyalBlak007:
Loyalblak007—ma NL TWIN kiss tongue kiss
Misspicy— grin smiley wink bestie
Makydebbie— wink wink smiley ghanian beauty .....who dumped me embarassed
Mimzy—always★* wink
Laveda–MTN smiley*†
Smellyanus—Double Agent.....in spotlight cheesy
Slyisaac—Harry potter cheesy
Vizkiz—we are so much alike 99% cool cheesy
Suzan404— smiley
Cherlene— smiley
Erniesmallzz_— wink wink
HAPPY NEW MONTH!

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happy New month to you too bro... Wish you could shed more light about "double agent' cool even though I am not 007 (James Bond) grin
Romance › Re: What Easily Quench Your Anger? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:15pm On Oct 02, 2016
My Favorite Sport... - Sex...
Romance › Re: by SmellingAnus(m): 11:11pm On Oct 02, 2016
The winner takes it all - Abba
Dear Mama - Tupac
I Love you - Celine Dion
Only one Road - Celine Dion
Annie's Song - John Denver
Someday - Alan Jackson
Speechless - Micheal JAckson
One more Dance - Miriam Makeba
All of my Life - Philip Collins
It must have been love -
Tender heart -Lionel Richie
Stuck on You - Lionel Richie
End of the World - Skitter Davies
Lucille - Kenny Rogers
Watch what you're doing to me - Eric Donaldson
Please forgive me - Bryan Adams
Good Ole Boys - Don Williams
Romance › Re: Picture: Caption This Couple by SmellingAnus(m): 12:06pm On Sep 30, 2016
slimthugchimee:
smellinganus and wife trapqueen
hahahhaha although none of us are dark in complexion.... Nice one bro...
Romance › Re: My Views About Nolloywood Star Tonto Dikeh As My Friend And Classmate... by SmellingAnus(op): 4:26pm On Sep 29, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Smellinganus where u dey? grin eehnn u girl sticks her tongue out ooo
Lol... She is sexxily hot.... Don't look for that word in the dictionary though... grin
Romance › Re: My Views About Nolloywood Star Tonto Dikeh As My Friend And Classmate... by SmellingAnus(op): 3:32pm On Sep 29, 2016
Laveda:
Now I'm crying. cry
don't cry love... Lets hope your cv has since been submitted... If that is the case then you even stand a better chance...
Romance › Re: I Think My Wife To Be Is An Ogbanje by SmellingAnus(m): 3:30pm On Sep 29, 2016
TrapQueen77:
I dunno watz obanje but lemme call smellinganus grin he can surely relate to this... cheesy
ogbanje is someone that has a spiritual connection that could come from the marine kingdom... Such persons may usually be very pretty and light skin and also shot tempered... Etc...
Romance › Re: My Views About Nolloywood Star Tonto Dikeh As My Friend And Classmate... by SmellingAnus(op): 10:25am On Sep 29, 2016
kelval:
Someday sooner a class/course mate is gon write all about me like this and how he/she fail to worship me while she had the chance.. a dream bigger than myself but must surely come true or else i'd find no rest if suddenly death shut my eyes.. buh op (smellinganus) this dike and seyi shay na my celebrity girlfriend ooo.. all the best with your programme, i bet you are through already though.. sorry i just stumbled upon this thread.
thanks bro... Through with the external defense (exam)... Thanks bro... Just waiting to do clearance... I say Amen to your prayers...
Romance › Re: Naughtynauughy Is Plus One by SmellingAnus(m): 10:12am On Sep 29, 2016
Happy birthday darling...
Romance › Re: My Views About Nolloywood Star Tonto Dikeh As My Friend And Classmate... by SmellingAnus(op): 10:08am On Sep 29, 2016
Laveda, I was at the place today and the HR was there to receive CVs... Your bbm wasn't going tru...
Romance › Re: I by SmellingAnus(m): 9:32am On Sep 29, 2016
jorion:
one problem with this advice is that the guy might end up getting his hopes high again. just walk away now. the more time you spend with someone, the greater the bond. i have been there, done that and never doing it again. most Nigerian girls are simply incapable of loving a guy, so i don't bother myself with relationship nor invest more time into having one.
Although you are right but the advice never suggested he should keep his hopes high, on the contrary he should know that the relationship is already dead on arrival.... But true words from you
Romance › Re: I by SmellingAnus(m): 4:02am On Sep 29, 2016
ganie:
no wonder the lady asked for you because you have the best advice for op and truth be said you just did as she said... Op,this is the best you can do try to win get her back and act very nice with the mindset of letting the relationship die and you can do this by setting a time frame for its death. I have being in such before,a relationship of five years enede without no parting words nor fight I just stopped calling and she never called back too,the separation will be two years this December. Since the stone age these hoes have never being loyal.
it's sad when one gets commited only to be partially dumped . Some of these girls will even go as far as cheating on you without remorse... When you catch them, they will say , they are not married so they can do as it pleases them ( just like that popular cliche... "The pussy is mine so I make the rules"... Anyway, I admire your courage for letting go. Not the easiest of things to do when you are deeply in love but sometimes it's the wisest of things to do...
Romance › Re: Travails Of A Single Lady. by SmellingAnus(m): 6:39pm On Sep 28, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Only my boo Smellinganus knows exactly what I was talking abt... grin


Its coded... wink
sure Boo cool
Romance › Re: Fashion In Kenya by SmellingAnus(m): 6:37pm On Sep 28, 2016
sinaj:
lol nooooo grin



Was referring to the lady's anus tongue
ok no wahala....
Romance › Re: I by SmellingAnus(m):
TrapQueen77:
Been looking for Smellinganus everywhere but I cudn't find him... embarassed he's the best guy tat can give u a solid advice... wink


Maybe juz chill and wait if she gone call again... But if not, then try to brace urself coz u gonna be walking alone soon while She's with her Honey Booboo... lipsrsealed
OP I feel so touched by this your story.... Your babe still has a strong connection with her ex, it could either be financially or sexual connection.... How do I open my mouth to tell you to let go when I know from experience that it's one of the most difficult things to do... But op if you don't let go, it's a sure way to high blood pressure.... If you die today, she will still fuckkk her ex the same day you died to console herself.... But if I were in your shoes, I may continue to play the fool and try to bring her back (but within me , I know it's a dead relationship... I will act so nice.... And let the relationship die a natural death ... By that , the chances of me having a heart break is reduced... Oh I forgot to say.... I will source for another serious relationship with patience... Anyway it's the devil in me speaking now) .... Just call her and make up with her, but know that you are only delaying d evil day that she will finally dump you or you finally dump her....
CC: exlover
Romance › Re: Fashion In Kenya by SmellingAnus(m): 1:04pm On Sep 28, 2016
sinaj:
Smellinganus grin
hello dear... I know you purposely mentioned me grin
Romance › Re: Reasons To Why Some Men Prefer Prostitutes by SmellingAnus(m): 6:55am On Sep 27, 2016
trapQ:
lol...okay. Happy "shocking" grin grin
Lol....
Romance › Re: Reasons To Why Some Men Prefer Prostitutes by SmellingAnus(m): 6:55am On Sep 27, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Boo... I only have 1 moniker atm grin so chilax my love, tatz not me... wink
ok Boo.... Thanks for the clarification
Romance › Re: Reasons To Why Some Men Prefer Prostitutes by SmellingAnus(m): 10:02pm On Sep 26, 2016
trapQ:
i believe the latter is the one you were gonna quote grin
interesting.... I still don't believe this.... I need to hear from my best friend trapqueen77 that you are not the same person.... I will really be shocked if both of you are different lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Reasons To Why Some Men Prefer Prostitutes by SmellingAnus(m): 7:44pm On Sep 26, 2016
trapQ:
Actually, we are two different people wink
Lol... So who is trapq and who is trapqueen77 grin

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