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Synzu:
Done, boss.


Almost 1 week, bruh! We making history right here!!

tremendous progress bro... I remember when staying three days with out puna was like hell to me.... Anyway you still have three weeks to go

Synzu:
For my nigg SmellingAnus' sake, I'll resist the urge to shellack some sense into you this morning.


Enjoy the rest of your day.

thanks man... Lovely Boo trapqueen77 and Muva please sheath sword Boo missed you , Muva how many days have the dickk stayed now without action , I am waiting for d dick to proove to you that it's in charge

TrapQueen77:
I'm out boo.. I'm going to meet some of my friends. Been ages I never sit with them.



We can chat later...

ok Boo... Nice...

TrapQueen77:
Morning boo juz passing by to holla at ya.. Have a nice day

ok Boo ... Are you busy today? I am free today though

A psychology lecturer once told us in class that if you think your wife can't cheat on you then you are stupid .... Anyway I still don't believe that talk

Its called a crushback or counter-crush

kelval:
thanks o everyone.. okan mi sese bale.. i blv u smellinganus make una greet her for me ooo.. aj styles sorry ajfive u no well ooo.. oya bring evidence come my court.. make i judge both of una. if she win you lasan.. no be here ooo, you are gone.

I already sent the screen shot of your message to her

kelval:
its really bn long since i stumbled upon her naughty posts.. smellinganus you know where she go hide? at least you a bestie now.. abi make i declare her missing ni? i wonder where she (trapqueen77) for they.. if you help see her, make una help beg her say make she no vex for nairaland oo, make she come back already. abeg

she is very much okay we communicate almost on daily basis..... Thanks on her behalf for showing concern... She is very busy this period but she will surely be back...

ogorwyne:
Smellinganus come and take Op out o.

haba.... No be me be her boyfriend na besides she can take her self out

Synzu:
Nah bruh, I'm straight this time. Even if I just lie like a log and let her grind that wood (which I thought I could handle), it would still affect and weaken my immune system (when the volcano erupts) . I know better this time, that's why I've put a 1-month restriction on all kinds of nene, whether succulently fleshy or tight-grip flat!


Except ofcourse, LuvU2 says YES! and decides she wants to have a baby. I might just consider lifting that ban.

well, what more can I say than to say fuckgrats in advance ... Either she accepts or not the dicck knows how best to satisfy itself

NevetsIbot:
#singing already!

But if you're living next door to bae, kpanshing no go escape you everyday

hahhahaha

Synzu:
Hehe! Thanks boss. After recovering, I'm going on 1-month (and I mean it) cunnt recess till I'm fully functional.




It can wait. Health is wealth bruh.

we all know that the dicck is an island that has a mind of its own even in times of sickness we have sadly fulfilled its selfish desires ... Anyway good luck as you embark on "war against dick"... I hope you win even though I will not put my money on that...

Synzu:
Bruh! I've spent the last few mins trying to recall telling you about my health but I can't! How did you know?


Anyway.. Flu wanted me dead. I guess I'm recuperating, thanks a lot!

hahahah we need you alive much more unfucked Totos also need you alive... Happy you are recuperating...

Synzu:
Toto veteran!!


I hail you sir!

hahahaha hope you are much better now health wise

Synzu:
LOL, baba no be for Anal o.. I was speaking in generality.

oh I see.... Me I just dey start, na only over two decades of experience I get for gnashing things

Passy089:
Badass nigga.... na ur type de tear pant instead of removing it

Lol....

Synzu:
With about 10 years in the game..... guess you could say so.

Boss , ten years experience in Anal? Your game tight... Twale Baba

Very informative but if petrol scarcity dey we country and your motor spend two days for queue for filling/gas station this theory fit no work o

proffAlhamaja:
At a tender age...it is people like this boko haram need #sexslaves and and the other

Lol

Ain't no woman alive that can take my Mama's place... Tupac ..." Dear Mama"

Arsene Wenger is ready to cut some slips

olihilistic:
when I invite obontami to makurdi I will set her up.

hahahh ok o

Sad... If the man no confront the herbalist he is a weak man, now him don confront the herbalist, him and him innocent friend Don join their ancestors... No wonder one man say ... I cannot die and leave my wife for another man to enjoy...

olihilistic:
proposal of gbensh.
nothing supersedes gbensh.

hahahha it's better she is still alive o... Once there is life , there is hope to gbensh or be gbenshed...

olihilistic:
I'm telling you boss.
I'm just dumfounded.
what a pathetic death.
I wish it was the girl that refused my proposal.

Lol... What about the girl that refused your proposal? She broke your heart or what?

olihilistic:

the Love for Dicck at that tender age has lead to her death... May her soul rest in....

Barka De Sallah to all Muslims Romancelanders... May you be more dedicated in your service to Allah... Amin..

Op, you are still the main guy but your girl is still attracted to her ex either sexually or financially...

bbmpin:
Nice Write up bro!!!

shame you didnt #good stuff

hahahahha yea bro... Maybe I would have .... But thanks ...