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trapQ:
Dhuur!!! You mentioned the wrong moniker.

haha haha lovely... Where is the other Moniker Boo

TrapQueen77:



SmellingAnus.... Oga, come ooo.. Sombori wanna meet u sha

Lol ... I don't even stay in that zone Boo...

TrapQueen77:




Werris smellinganus? Boo... Deris kweshun for u ooo

what one person may see as wife material, another person may not necessarily see it as such... For me, I need three things to see anyone as a potential wife material.... Truth , Respect and the ability to be my domestic prostitute whereby I will be the only customer except otherwise stated...

TrapQueen77:
Some ppol can take years to move on, some juz hours and they totally falling in love again.


Lemme forward this kweshun to SmellingAnus, he knows better what to do

let me sound religious, it's only God that can help her Boo.... Her case is very serious.... Op make she just give life to God... Na d only tin wey go fit help her...

Ok

Smellymouth:
Lol.. I haff just one babe oo..

And she nor dey NL again..

Lol.. Ok o one babe and plenty big yanshes

In as much as I like the comments of folks of 2005 on this thread, it's imperative to note that Change is permanent... The type of challenges we faced then individually and as a Nation is different from what we are facing now... We have more frustrated persons who use nairaland as a medium to pour out their frustions on other persons... It doesn't mean they are bad persons, it's just their own way of transferring their frustration on others.... Their major problem is how to handle frustration.... From the "Peace maker"...

Smellymouth:
Hahaha.. One babe carry me enter there on two occasions..

As the Woli wan see vision for me, i run ooo...

hahahhahah why you run na? Abi you dey dear say him go reveal your other babes or wetin

Smellymouth:
Ijo mimo ti kristi lati orunwa...


SevenHalleluyahs==>hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujah,hallelujahhhhh!!

Hosanna,hosanna,hosanna,hosannahosanna,hossanahhhh!!

Ebenezer,Ebenezer,Ebenezer,Ebenezer,Ebenezer,Ebenezer,ebenezerrrr!!

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/spirit.gif

Mo Gbadura..

Ni oruko Jesu Kristi Oluwa...

Twinnie no lie you Don attend Cele before?

TrapQueen77:


For me ur a Black Diamond.. Very rare with very high appraisal in the market...

Tat gayl is very lucky to date my best friend, juz point her out boo and I'll talk to her ...

hahaha

TrapQueen77:
My favorite ever MALE nairalander is

SMELLINGANUS this guy na balm pass everyone ooo (damn I hope i said it ryt in pidgin)..


Some tot he's my bf... Some tot he's d one running behind my moniker


But what most of y'all don't know tat SmellingAnus Is my Dearest BestFriend on & off NL... we're like 5&6 jare...

A very open minded , humble and fun loving person and oohh he always bail me out from my ex -bf Antispam bot...

I have NO favorite FEMALE nairalander...





Signed

TRAPQUEEN77

someone said diamonds are forever well the the person was too in a hurry, if only he had met trapqueen77 and smellinganus he would have known and said that those two beautiful souls are forever

TrapQueen77:
u wake up so early boo.. Hope u sleep well and dream abt miss L.... Hahahhaahahaha

hahahahhah really wished I dreamt about the Miss L or my Boo Miss Trapq ....

Ok

TrapQueen77:
Hahahahaha.. Tatz my boo ryt there

I think I will like a manwhore too...

hahahah lovely

I prefer a wild domestic prostitute though

Any party that is neither APC nor PDP is acceptable to me... I am just tired of these two parties, one filled with corruption, the other one fillied with lies and backwardness

Females, If you dont want to cry out like Linda then you need to read this ....
https://www.nairaland.com/3046021/romancelanders-females-wake-up-reality

Flickzvill:
thanks bunch, your comment shows you are very matured and wise I will yield to your advice thank you

you are welcome bro... You are also wise to be able to distinguish between matured/wise advice and immature advice..

Your girlfriend is suffering from a combination of desperation and insecurity.. . I really don't think she is a bad person though cos it's only human of her to expect that she should see your parents after letting you see hers.... But you sef, one year too far na because it's obvious you started this relationship with much seriousness like you are almost certain it will end in marriage... MY VIRDICT..... If you are sure she is worth it then do the needful.... ( if it's possible o, you can make a call and have her talk with your dad while waiting for December visit, by now your dad ought to have known that you want to see him with a woman, but if he doesn't know, then I just have to agree with your woman about her decisions)

saintfellow:
THAT book is dope but in a scary way. its for those that wants to rule the world, like the obamas, clintons, buharis, bill gates, lionel messi, jayz. as in if anyone wants to be them. then they need the book but not just the book itself, they need to be mentally ready for what the book has to offer. only a down to earth and the spirit of endurance and luck. a normal human cannot finish reading and grasping one law in a year.

I concur, well said bro

Synzu:
True! Virginity is overrated but it depends on how one chooses to see it. I for one don't see it as symbol of morality, I don't see see it as a sign that she'll make a sterling wife. Rather, I'm just thrilled having to know that I'm the very first to pop that and might as well be the only. That's why I don't rate virgins.

A hoe is a hoe, married or not, virgin or non.

flawlessly said... Wishing you another successful week of overcoming the tempting Piraeus and also in making progress in life...

Synzu:
Aha! Catholic girls are the freakiest right next to the christ embassies and JW's.
Its not news that each time one chooses to concentrate, obstacles start to take form.

Anyway, I'll try giving her a call this eve but I'm still thinking; what's the point??
There's no need leading her on when I'm currently on a mission.
I hope and pray she doesn't like me though, I'll just be happy that I fulfilled all righteousness by atleast calling her.

Bruh, even though I won't mind marrying a non-virgin, if I'm lucky to find a virgin girl who's as naughty with the same sex drive as mine, that's a jackpot! I'd marry her ass faster than Usain Bolt can complete a track race!

hahhaha I don't think it's a gamble I will be willing to take to look for a virgin that has crazy sex drive like me to marry, besides I know a girl disvirgined by her husband yet claims to be in love with me, she even said it once infront of her daughter.... Although preek no know married and unmarried Toto , but I just had to warn/discipline myself to avoid fuckinn another man's wife.... Seen a lot of things to know that virginity is over rated... I knew a virgin that was actually a pussy made virgin but who was much into anal sexxx with her guy.... I agree with the person that said the term virginity needs to be redefined

TrapQueen77:
not a good match... We lose this evening sha...

what's really yapping to the red devils

Synzu:
Baba join your faith with mine abeg. I need all the support I can get and if I could, I'll add another month to it . You won't understand, bruh.

I've had all appointments cancelled, I'm also looking to start something "serious" soon, so everything seems to be falling in line with my plan.

There's this hottie I met yesterday morning though.. Pretty & curvaceously sexy with that choco skin I like so much. She's just returned from her morning workout routine and that ass looked cake in that tight black spandex. Chai! I almost died!

Anyway, I collected her number shaa.. (For the fun of it) but I don't think I'll call her . Self discipline is paramount in these trying times. I gats respect myself

Lol, honestly you need discipline but we all ?now that a wet pusssy is the delight of most dickks at least... Anyway it may look somehow if you don't call although I must confess that calling her is obviously a necessary evil... Some years ago I decided to pratice celibacy and see if I could get closer to God, just when it was working out fine, a particular hot ph chick that declined my earlier gbensh manifesto started showing dark green light, I tried to threaten her that I will take her virginity if we see cos she was desperate for us to see she boldly told me it doesn't matterz I knew Satan had bad plans for me, I invited her over on a Sunday to my church, (by the way she is Catholic and have never attended another church prior to that time) ... Took her to my house after service, had lunch with her and after a while I saw her off by dropping her somewhere to ease her journey to her house... That same night she told me she was inlove with me because i didn't take advantage of her or try to act as human by making advances (if omg she knew that it took so much from me to avoid that) .... Anyway, I never dated her cos I didn't want distraction but I verified her virginity status which happened to be true but I am not a fan of virgins... I don't intend to marry a virgin either..

TrapQueen77:
Juz came back boo.. Watching football now...

Juz tell ur friend to stay in his lane coz he's been waggling his tongue back n forth earlier... I have no idea wat he wanna prove.

nice nice... Wishing the red devils good luck because of you although I am of the blues

Synzu:
I'm trusting the word of God to keep me in these trying times.
I'm quite positive I'll scale through..

hahahahahhah I wanted to say I join my faith with yours but I don't have such Great Faith ... Watch out for more trying times/temptation this week that may want to steal your one week old virginity...