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Happy Sunday Boo... Wishing you a fruitful week... |
makydebbie:whose fault Boo ![]() |
QueenSuccubus:hahhahah you will boo but first I need to find someone apart from strengthening my accounts ![]() |
Jarizod:sucking the puci of who ever I claim to love is a hobby as well as an obligation to me, so washing pant on few occasions out of my own free will wouldn't be a big deal to me bro... ( I wish you had gone through my diary, you would have understood that I am so different from most male folks . I am a Weird unpredictable, liberal and crazy introvert ) |
makydebbie:hey sweetheart |
richommie:no apologies bro ![]() |
No big deal, I have done it on few occasions out of my own free will... |
shams040:hahhaha you can say that again ![]() |
Baby I want to take you for shopping, the only thing you have to do is to answer three simple questions while closing your eyes.... 1. Do you love me? 2. What is the colour of your pant you wore before we started making love? 3. Will it make you happier if I take you shopping as I promised? |
No matter what you do for that your friend it will end up like a wet puci that fvcked a dvck and stopped the fvcking just when the dvck was close to orgasm |
And their kid will be like ![]()
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Good a thing I don't know how to eat Cucumbers but I love eating them when it's in salad ![]() |
Hahaha very funny to me...
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LadyChidinma:never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you... Anonymous |
Folks are getting wiser and avoiding confrontation with the trapqueen.... Good to know... ![]() |
princeemmma:very true bro... That's why it's better to leave immediately cos the dvck also has a mind of its own ![]() |
TrapQueen77:hahaha really? That's |
TrapQueen77:hahahha I think you may be right too although I said that cos my favorite game is Chess |
TrapQueen77:hahhaha how can someone be silent and dangerous at the same time hahahah anyway .... In a game of Chess the Queen is more dangerous than the King ... You are welcome once again... ![]() |
TrapHedges:Greetings Sir... ![]() |
My Queen of Hearts trapqueen ... I am late on your thread but not late to tell you that nairaland will be very boring to me without you... Regards to stiffler... |
TrapQueen77: |
TrapQueen77:Boo no idea |
Lsofdk:hahahha see the master calling apprentice master ... Anyway... Some shots from the single ladies will not be bad but our fellow guys will still call them hoes etc... ![]() |
talktonase:boys/men and breast are like 5 and 6
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Since you join Nairaland you don loss your virginity ![]() |
I will leave the scene immediately... Look for my wife... I may even sleep outside if my wife went for vigil... Then I will warn my maid never to try that again... True life experience... I was teaching ss1 students in a particular same sex school during my final year in the university, I sent for all those that didn't do the second assignment I gave to them so I told them to do it quickly and send back to me.... There was this particular girl that came much later (it's not as if she is beautiful) but I noticed that I suddenly experienced changes in my body especially in the region of my abortion stick... You need to see the way I yelled at this innocent student to leave my office, I told her that I will pass her that she shouldn't even do the assignment... She was still there trying to explain what I don't understand, I just yelled at her to leave my office... After she left, it took me almost ten minutes or more to regain my sanity.... I don't underestimate girls, no wonder the Holy Bible says Flee (run) fornication... Meaning you dont overcome fornication by staying there to behave like superman... (sorry if there are typographical errors) |
ItsQuinn:welcome dear... Catch you some other time.... |
ItsQuinn:Lol... But honestly you sound intelligent... |
You are not remoreseful bro cos if that woman calls you will still go and fvck her ... Anyway, I am not a saint but try and avoid fvcking the married cos karma is never on recession.. |
I like your husband.... He is a honest man... Would you prefer a single girl that you don't know keep him company? either way he will have someone to keep him company so decide for yourself.... |
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either way he will have someone to keep him company so decide for yourself....