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Romance › Re: I Love Romance Section by SmellingAnus(m): 4:48pm On Nov 13, 2016
Happy Sunday Boo... Wishing you a fruitful week...
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Undies by SmellingAnus(m): 4:25pm On Nov 13, 2016
makydebbie:
long time cry
whose fault Boo grin
Romance › Re: Momments From My Secondary Schools Senior Prefects Wedding by SmellingAnus(m): 3:16pm On Nov 13, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
Smellinganus, boo... When is ur special day coming? grin I wanna eat some cake ooo..
hahhahah you will boo but first I need to find someone apart from strengthening my accounts grin
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Undies by SmellingAnus(m): 3:11pm On Nov 13, 2016
Jarizod:
WHAT DA FUQQQQQQ..were u under a spell !!! huh
sucking the puci of who ever I claim to love is a hobby as well as an obligation to me, so washing pant on few occasions out of my own free will wouldn't be a big deal to me bro... ( I wish you had gone through my diary, you would have understood that I am so different from most male folks . I am a Weird unpredictable, liberal and crazy introvert grin)
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Undies by SmellingAnus(m): 2:58pm On Nov 13, 2016
makydebbie:
Hey tongue
hey sweetheart
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Undies by SmellingAnus(m): 2:48pm On Nov 13, 2016
richommie:
So u do wash her panties?


[size=20pt] GUY U FALL MY HAND [/size]


#YOLO
no apologies bro cool
Romance › Re: Can You Wash Your Girlfriend's Undies by SmellingAnus(m):
No big deal, I have done it on few occasions out of my own free will...
Romance › Re: Panties Palava by SmellingAnus(m): 11:42am On Nov 13, 2016
shams040:
Criminal
hahhaha you can say that again grin
Romance › Re: Panties Palava by SmellingAnus(m): 11:40am On Nov 13, 2016
Baby I want to take you for shopping, the only thing you have to do is to answer three simple questions while closing your eyes....

1. Do you love me?
2. What is the colour of your pant you wore before we started making love?
3. Will it make you happier if I take you shopping as I promised?
Romance › Re: by SmellingAnus(m): 10:56am On Nov 13, 2016
No matter what you do for that your friend it will end up like a wet puci that fvcked a dvck and stopped the fvcking just when the dvck was close to orgasm
Family › Re: Kenyan Female Sexologist Shows Married Women Latest Sex Positions On TV (pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:44am On Nov 13, 2016
And their kid will be like cheesy

Romance › Re: Photos of Chidinma Okeke 2nd Caught Red handed With Cucumber. by SmellingAnus(m): 5:57pm On Nov 12, 2016
Good a thing I don't know how to eat Cucumbers cheesy but I love eating them when it's in salad angry grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Let's Play A Game Of Who Has The Funniest Meme Here!! by SmellingAnus(m):
Hahaha very funny to me...

Romance › Re: I Love Romance Section by SmellingAnus(m): 1:53am On Nov 12, 2016
LadyChidinma:
sweetie you are right and very funny at the same time kiss I even feel like looking for trouble kiss
never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you... Anonymous
Romance › Re: I Love Romance Section by SmellingAnus(m): 1:49am On Nov 12, 2016
Folks are getting wiser and avoiding confrontation with the trapqueen.... Good to know... cool
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Come Back To Find You Maid In This Position (photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:19pm On Nov 11, 2016
princeemmma:
Kanju can make anything possible ooooo my man
very true bro... That's why it's better to leave immediately cos the dvck also has a mind of its own grin
Romance › Re: I Love Romance Section by SmellingAnus(m): 5:48pm On Nov 11, 2016
TrapQueen77:
I love chess too... grin can't wait to see this pawn being sacrificed... Hahahhahaha...
hahaha really? That's kiss...
Romance › Re: I Love Romance Section by SmellingAnus(m): 5:42pm On Nov 11, 2016
TrapQueen77:
U might be right.. But there are some games for sure that the KING is even more dangerous... cheesy
hahahha I think you may be right too although I said that cos my favorite game is Chess
Romance › Re: I Love Romance Section by SmellingAnus(m): 5:23pm On Nov 11, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin My SILENT SAVIOR. Very quiet but LETHAL and DANGEROUS grin grin grin

I been waiting for this day to be back and bounce with u kiss
hahhaha how can someone be silent and dangerous at the same time hahahah anyway .... In a game of Chess the Queen is more dangerous than the King ... You are welcome once again... cool
Romance › Re: I Love Romance Section by SmellingAnus(m): 5:11pm On Nov 11, 2016
TrapHedges:
I see you boss! cool cool cool
Greetings Sir... cool
Romance › Re: I Love Romance Section by SmellingAnus(m): 4:59pm On Nov 11, 2016
My Queen of Hearts trapqueen ... I am late on your thread but not late to tell you that nairaland will be very boring to me without you... Regards to stiffler...
Romance › Re: I Love Romance Section by SmellingAnus(m):
TrapQueen77:
How I wish I understand that one but lemme call Smellinganus tongue..ur best friend is here boo grin
Romance › Re: Can I Have Sex With A Married Woman Whom Her Hubby Denied Sex For 2yrs? by SmellingAnus(m): 2:26pm On Nov 11, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Let me call Smellinganus, I'm pretty sure he got a better idea than I do...
Boo no idea cry
Romance › Re: Classy Or Trash? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:47pm On Nov 11, 2016
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]master in the actgrin how about we get some shotz from the single(unmarried) ladies


personally, i don't see the sense in this[/color]
hahahha see the master calling apprentice master grin... Anyway... Some shots from the single ladies will not be bad but our fellow guys will still call them hoes etc... smiley
Romance › Re: Classy Or Trash? by SmellingAnus(m): 1:38pm On Nov 11, 2016
talktonase:
Very trashy! From baby bump to display of mammary glands...Of course we know you are a nursing mother. sad
boys/men and breast are like 5 and 6

Romance › Re: See How This Nigerian Lady Celebrated Donald Trump's Victory In The Club (pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:36am On Nov 11, 2016
Since you join Nairaland you don loss your virginity grin
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You Come Back To Find You Maid In This Position (photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:20am On Nov 11, 2016
I will leave the scene immediately... Look for my wife... I may even sleep outside if my wife went for vigil... Then I will warn my maid never to try that again... True life experience... I was teaching ss1 students in a particular same sex school during my final year in the university, I sent for all those that didn't do the second assignment I gave to them so I told them to do it quickly and send back to me.... There was this particular girl that came much later (it's not as if she is beautiful) but I noticed that I suddenly experienced changes in my body especially in the region of my abortion stick... You need to see the way I yelled at this innocent student to leave my office, I told her that I will pass her that she shouldn't even do the assignment... She was still there trying to explain what I don't understand, I just yelled at her to leave my office... After she left, it took me almost ten minutes or more to regain my sanity.... I don't underestimate girls, no wonder the Holy Bible says Flee (run) fornication... Meaning you dont overcome fornication by staying there to behave like superman... (sorry if there are typographical errors)
Romance › Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:38pm On Nov 10, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Oh Thank you very much kiss
welcome dear... Catch you some other time....
Romance › Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:54pm On Nov 10, 2016
ItsQuinn:
He can fvck a married woman as long as he's okay with another man fvcking his wife. Sounds fair to me smiley
Lol... But honestly you sound intelligent...
Romance › Re: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:55am On Nov 10, 2016
You are not remoreseful bro cos if that woman calls you will still go and fvck her ... Anyway, I am not a saint but try and avoid fvcking the married cos karma is never on recession..
Romance › Re: Pleas Advice:- My Married Friend Is Having party With Me And My Husband by SmellingAnus(m): 11:53am On Nov 10, 2016
I like your husband.... He is a honest man... Would you prefer a single girl that you don't know keep him company? undecided either way he will have someone to keep him company so decide for yourself....

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