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Food › Re: Amala Pictures That Will Make You Drool Like Nothing Else Can by SmellingAnus(m): 11:32am On Sep 08, 2016
Salivating already...

Lalasticlala food is ready
Romance › Re: For Guys: Your Woman Won't Cheat On You If You Follow These Simple Steps by SmellingAnus(m): 11:26am On Sep 08, 2016
Ok
Family › Re: Are Nigerian Men Scared Of Having A Will? by SmellingAnus(op): 10:47am On Sep 08, 2016
Berbierklaus:
cool
It is insensitive to suddenly wakeup and ask your husband to write a WILL,but then it is common sense for a man who loves his partner to be prepared for any eventualities,just like the case of the pastor's wife who was ejected just few.days after her husband's burial,it is adviceable for the benefactor of the family(who most times is the man) to put things in place...



Smellyanus how will you feel if I wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you to write your will grin
I agree with you dear.... At first I will be scared within me, but I will try as much as possible to want to know your reasons for such fearful demand at the middle of the night... But I know i may sleep with one eyes open cheesy
Family › Re: Are Nigerian Men Scared Of Having A Will? by SmellingAnus(op): 10:39am On Sep 08, 2016
Aprime:
There's something really odd about this topic.
do you mind sharing what it is
Family › Are Nigerian Men Scared Of Having A Will? by SmellingAnus(op): 9:30am On Sep 08, 2016
What if your spouse wakes up one day and ask you ..."honey do you have a will?" What will be your reaction then and after then?

By the way according to Wikipedia A will or testament is a legal document by which a person, the testator, expresses his or her wishes as to how his or her property is to be distributed at death, and names one or more persons, the executor, to manage theestate until its final distribution. For the devolution of property not disposed of by will, see inheritance and intestacy.

Though it has at times been thought that a "will" was historically limited to real property while "testament" applies only to dispositions of personal property (thus giving rise to the popular title of the document as "Last Will and Testament", the historical records show that the terms have been used interchangeably.[1]Thus, the word "will" validly applies to both personal and real property. A will may also create a testamentary trust that is effective only after the death of the testator.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_and_testament
Romance › Re: 10 Thing Nigeria Women Usually Do These Days To Get Husband by SmellingAnus(m): 9:02am On Sep 08, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin

I may do some of these but still Wud love to ask some advice from SmellingAnus, he knows better than me... tongue
yea Boo you can do all of these except number 6,7 and 8 cool
Romance › Re: 25 Most Expensive Divorces In History That'll Make You Sorry For The Rich by SmellingAnus(m): 7:21am On Sep 08, 2016
Following cool
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:09am On Sep 06, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Na just slang na,you take everything seriously
don't me joor.... I am also a straightforward person I can easily believe lies and jokes but I can also easily detect lies...
Education › Re: The Book "The 48 Laws Of POWER" by SmellingAnus(m): 9:28am On Sep 06, 2016
saintfellow:
IV got a hard copy of the book and i can confidently tell you that the book is not for everyone, its for only one in a hundred persons. The book teaches what is beyond right or wrong, it goes beyond physicall boundaries.
very true bro...
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:23am On Sep 06, 2016
Berbierklaus:
LOL,I have nothing to hide tongue



you've paid your dues,hit the PM button brother wink
hahaha ok dear.... you and this paid the dues talk... Pls what do you actually mean grin Abi I sacrifice my manhood or wetin?
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Celebrates Her Birthday With The Obamas, Mum- See Photos by SmellingAnus(m):
saintfellow:
Are you sure, its only her gift?
I dont think it was only her gift neither do I think gift alone can make someone successful, several factors must also work for your favour wether they are negative or positive factors..
Education › Re: The Book "The 48 Laws Of POWER" by SmellingAnus(m): 8:51am On Sep 06, 2016
Enjoy the pictorial quotes

Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:46am On Sep 06, 2016
Berbierklaus:
No matter what,you owe no one an explaination.



don't forget that
ok dear..
So do you want us to continue our conversations in the open even though some of them were suppose to be private grin (however you want it is ok by me)
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:20am On Sep 06, 2016
Berbierklaus:
I was just messing with you PP wink


but you got a skeleton in yo cupboard cheesy
hahaha the only skeleton I have is the fact that I got you banned grin
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Celebrates Her Birthday With The Obamas, Mum- See Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 7:33am On Sep 06, 2016
Nice one.. a man's gift makes a way for him and makes him sit with kings.... Happy birthday from an end time nairalander...
Politics › Re: See What El-rufai Tweeted About GEJ In 2012, See His Replies Then & Now by SmellingAnus(m): 7:23am On Sep 06, 2016
This particular Government may be doing their best to make this country Great but I honestly believe they are under a strong curse.... It could be more of karma though....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 41,000 Benefitted From Jonathan’s GIS Programme— FG by SmellingAnus(m): 6:56am On Sep 06, 2016
Ok

Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:54am On Sep 06, 2016
Berbierklaus:
I don't mean to upset you,that Is just my way of getting answers out of people,you are been emotional grin
sorry if It upset you

Goodmorning
good morning dear, honestly I am not upset , I just wanted to know why you were on such mission and also to clear the air about the ex stuff you maybe felt I have here on nairaland... (so tell me what I don't know dear and your reasons for chatting me up grin?)
Nairaland General › Re: OAU AWARD::: A Nairalander (fynestboi) Needs Your Votes by SmellingAnus(m): 12:05am On Sep 06, 2016
Voted for you... You even currently leading... There is mo way you will not win it

Cc: fynestboi
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 10:27pm On Sep 05, 2016
Berbierklaus:
We share certain characteristics then,I'm ambivert tho cry
I said I was,won't go into that here tho,like I said it was coded wink

1)Testing my conversation skills
2)Learning to make friends( not hard with guys,its the girl friends I haven't got a rope on,and don't intend to start sef,they are evil creatures)
3)To get at your ex/friend grin

summary is I'm just bored on nairaland grin
honestly, I don't have any ex on nairaland neither have I dated any nairaland member... When you say friend do you mean my obvious best friend? What did she do to you? You are chatting with me to get back at my non existent ex ?
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:54pm On Sep 05, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Haha,thank God you didn't say the usual thing my first time friends say grin

You sound emotionless,I hope I'm wrong.

I don't know how to explain that bit about paying of dues but I rarely chat people up,but I can say you are lucky I chatted you up tongue (I have egos)

lol @ which group was that,yes that one,the exact one you have in mind wink
I am emotional too dear I just don't worry my head much over what I can't/may not have... I know we are both lucky to be having these conversations... I am actually an introvert besides that I don't drink nor smoke and I am not the outdoor type, (boring per say although folks say I am funny) but I am not a saint... I could be very vulgar/raw at times, despite being gentle by nature my mind is wild especially with things of the opposite sex... About the "M" group, were you in the bbm group of the "M" group? ( I doubt that though) what were your main reasons of chatting me up ? grin
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27pm On Sep 05, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Heheehehehe,you must be a grown up adult to have been tonto's classmate o
Maybe 40 and above? shocked

I don't think we ever had a conversation,and I think the first time I took cognisance of this moniker was when I came across the tonto's thread. Then we were once in the same group,tho I was anonymous. that's all I remember,but I feel you have an old moniker before this,don't you?

About you,my observation will border on our conversation between the ban chat and now,I think you are cool,don't like trouble and you pay your dues

lemme hear a thing or two about me wink
Hahaha below 35 though... I have been a guest most of the time on nairaland, yea I registered my first moniker last year... I really don't know much about you apart from the fact I so liked your moniker for reasons I myself don't understand... Infact I have said it with the other moniker that I like your name here on nairaland (more like a crush on the name not the person cos I actually don't have any crush in my life) ... So tell me... What do you mean by I have paid my dues? grin secondly which group was that?
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:00pm On Sep 05, 2016
Laveda:
Oh nice..

No I don't. cheesy
ok dear... Hoping to know more about you cool
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:38pm On Sep 05, 2016
Laveda:
grin

I see

Hope you good?
yea dear... You school in uniport? (i am running pg programme there sha)
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:38pm On Sep 05, 2016
Laveda:
grin

I see

Hope you good?
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:57pm On Sep 05, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Who dash me grin



tell me more about your classmate Tontolette
hahahha I can see that you have gone through my topics... Nothing much to add to the topic but she was nice and not troublesome so I get surprised when I see another current image of her as a possible trouble maker... She wasn't even a snub... My good friend ...... Nothing in her at that time to believe that she will become a superstar in Nollywood... Was she perfect ? Nah... But I can't talk about her imperfections cos it will betray the friendship we had then.... So, have we ever had conversations when you were using misspicy ? When did you first come accross my moniker and what were your thoughts about me?
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:27pm On Sep 05, 2016
Laveda:
Lol you like?
That's good grin
yea dear... I am actually naturally gentle even in looks as I was told but my mind prefers wild stuffs grin...
Celebrities › Re: Braless Yvonne Nelson At Movie Premiere (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:21pm On Sep 05, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Her personal life aside,I like her acting.

I remember the days when I used to buy movie CDs,i don't buy any movie without her face or Jakkie Appiah's.

I was so obsessed with her interpretations of role,her diction and I used to mimic it,even her walking steps,as I am tall too grin
wow nice... I prefer tall dark and slim cool... Who knows you may also be a good actress smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome To Host Benny Hinn In Lagos. October 27 - 29 by SmellingAnus(m): 7:14pm On Sep 05, 2016
MadCow1:
And you know this how?

Because he denied it?

We're you expecting him to admit it?
ok
Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph And Prince Eke Kissing Photo: Uche Ogbodo Expresses Shock by SmellingAnus(m): 4:54pm On Sep 05, 2016
Mummy o mummy o ,
mummy when you go for journey,
Somebody enter for daddy's house
And sit for daddy's bed
person push daddy
Daddy push person
Small time the person fall yakata for bed
Daddy just dey go kerewawa kerewawa
Romance › Re: Five Types Of Women That Men Find Irresistible by SmellingAnus(m): 4:49pm On Sep 05, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin



Hahahhahaha... Forever young cougar... So sweet. cheesy

Where can smellinganus find these type of cougar?
hahaha I think I can find them on nairaland with some female monikers that begins with L, B and M grin they will send me straight to paradise hahaha

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