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Turn off.... Lies, lies and more lies... Turn on... Truthfulness and openness even if you are wrong... 2. Just remain sexxy and seductive to me even if you are my wife dress like my babe..

TrapQueen77:




Since smellingAnus is around... Boo, come here and untangle this messy situation for me plz...

hahahah at least you fortunate to have your mother there so you can tell her the truth and beg her to assist you to beg your husband while you are on your kness if this doesn't work then absolutely nothing will work

MadCow1:
[s]Was it not Benny Hinn that had an affair with Paula White?[/s]

nothing like that ever happened .... Thanks...

Berbierklaus:
See her mango like bweast


Pretty lady

yea she is pretty and I like her confidence

Laveda:
Lol nice

But a lady going out braless?

it may look abnormal but honestly within me I know I like it and can permit that...

Hahaha

I believe in one Nigeria but sometimes I can't help but think otherwise

DESNAT:
the day I toasted honeygirl17...I said "give me your love girl,lemme feel like emperorleee".she shouted,"fvckshit! mehn..I can't date you, iamNawty and I hateu2,I roll with the likes of naijaboiy not with a hungrynigerian like you.

I now said with a frown on my face "ha! don't you know that I am a pussysmasher?,I am born2fuck even mrcork is still a villagegoat for where I dey.and more importantly, I Mbush,the son of generalbush... F.Y.I,I am the KingInVahala,mhissbliss is my babymama,mamagee is my side chick.but i want you to be my undisputedBosom… "really?" she said laughing."but the main reason why i cant date is that,you are not the fynestboi on nairaland-1. you have a smellingmouth-2.you wear a fairlyusedpant-3 you behave like a biafranbushboy-4 ....... leeme jump to the 23rd reason why I can't date you...your diick is tiny-23".

nice one bro...

TrapQueen77:
Sorry am I late?



Firstking01, Kinglekan, Kinginvahala and the Lastking147 are d 4 Kings who met Emperorlee in NairaLand as theyre searching for a JuicyPucci ...but suddenly as the wind blew ,They saw LadyF dancing gracefully in the tune of livin' Laveda Loca but as she drew on them closer ,her smelingmenses made them puke....


Cc smellinganus

fantastically gorgeous

fairlyusedpant:
So i met this pretty girl called laveda, and i came closer to her and told her that Iamkingzlee but she can call me emperorleee, and laveda interrupted me and said i should talk2bella her secretary that she is busy, but i did not give up, i told her that she looks like a trapqueen77 to me but since iamnawty, i can make her a prettythicksme, but asuo27 interrupted me, and told laveda to leave this villageGOAT alone, and told me to carry my smellymouth and get out, but i told her to STFUareyouGod? That even if i have a smellinganus i can still love laveda, but asuo27 said odikwarisky, well fuckshit, i was actually jealous because i luvU2 since i was a fynestboi, but i ran away because she was the mamagee of nairaland

mehhnnnn creativity at its peak

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]i don show


lsofdk is a [/color][color=black]handsam, freespirited[/color][color=teal], full blooded[/color] [color=black]naijaboiy[/color][color=teal], he hates engaging in discussions pertaining[/color] [color=black]nigeriapolitics[/color][color=teal], rather he prefers sipping[/color] [color=black]creamish cherryice[/color][color=teal] cream, while flirting with any[/color] [color=black]senoreetah[/color][color=teal]in romance section [/color]

mehnnnn your brain over correct...

OdikwaRisky:
Brightalo1010 gave asuo27 190 naira to buy fairlyusedpant, so she got angry and called him a stupidgoat!

nice

STFUareyouG0d:
SmellingAnus asked me, who is fucking Prettythicksme? In anger I replied, STFU are you God? You know on a normal day, iamn.awty, but this your question, odikwa.risky

I can't help but like your creativity displayed in this sentence

RoyalBlak007:
Dope man...Dope!

[color=#AB56BA]Smellinganus is so feeble that he told trapqueen77 to make a thread for him declaring him as her crush [/color]

nice one infact let me like it

RoyalBlak007:
lol nice one man

[color=#AB56BA]she truly loves anal [/color]

waiting for yours

Royalblak007 has a crush on miimzy that's why he voted for her eventhough he was team refiner

Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this creativity game is

Stfuareyougod with 34 likes... Congrats bro
Congrats to everyother person that took part in the game cos you are also winners...

The winner of this game will be the person with the most likes by 6am Nigerian Time on Monday 5th September 2016.... You can make as many sentences as you want...
Let the game begin


Trapqueen77 likes smellymouth because he has a smellinganus that was inhaled by anusodourinhaler

Turtles breathing through their anus interesting

Nmm

doskie:
i saw her on nairaland. Did she say she was going to whatsapp? She's a liar!! She is a big liar.

Lol... She never said she was going to what's app, I only suspected that she might be on that platform, now that you know she is on NL pls tell her I am waiting

Ok

Berbierklaus:
True talk


Some people are not really insecure,they just play it out to keep their partners on their feet.

An insecure relationship lacks TRUST which is the next thing that comes after LOVE,for LOVE LUST is not enough to sustain a relationship

yeah... My cute dearest friend...

Sometimes nagging is caused by insecurities so why not help her over come her insecurities... From your write up you also have your insecurities, so also discuss with her about them... Sometimes how you start certain discussions matters...

TrapQueen77:
Wish no more...
I know exactly who's ur looking for....
He's loving and sweet indeed...
His intelligence capacity really exceeds..

Very humble and caring...
SMELLINGANUS
Yes, that's his name
He's my Best Friend ...

best friend and Boo for Life

Berbierklaus:
[b]**takes handkerchief and wipes face** awwwwn,just ruined my makeup


Chai,I don book this space since morning,lemme wish my realest Gees a happy New Month.

NB: if you feature on this list,you are lucky to have met me ,coz all my friends are overshadowed with God's protection this month

As September Ushers Us into the Ember months,I wish you all success,protection,joy and achievements.
None Of us shall record any loss or problem this month and for the rest of the year


Sleekyshuga (sisterfromanothermother,I can't thank you enough)
Schumastic (Big brother)
Babzilla (My daddy in the Lord)
Bqlekan (Enibi eyan,eyan bi eni)
Mzlarem (my new friendship,don't stop updating your diary,and don't mind your mood swings its perfectly normal)
Peeparty (Happy new month dear)
Muva/muvacci (Them say you be my partner in crime)
Tonyebarcanista
Kilokeys (I keep listening to that song you mentioned me,your voice calms me)
Royalblak007 (oko julie,bobo Sege)
StfuareyouG0d (ehokun o)
Smellinganus (Newest friend,nice to be on your list)
(Iamlegend1) (come and pay my bride price o)
Vizkizz (How prison na)

Flashh (where you at)
Obontami/MrObontami (greet ipopalomo for me o,awon onisekuse)
Toks2008 (one and only grandpa)


And every other person I relate with,God bless you all [/b]

nice to have you too ...

ogorwyne:
Happy new month to these wonderful people. Enjoy life in September.

Smellymouth

Iykekelvins

Lsofdk

Obiorathesubtle

Airsultan

Slyisaac

Kirchofff

Alobright17

Kingrex1

Suzan404

Xoella

Muva

Smellinganus

Agrovick

Jixnation

Undisputedbosom

correct honest compassionate baby... Happy New month to you too dear

Mine will be .... "Endless Love"... By Lionel Richie

TrapQueen77:
no one?

was only booking space then Boo but I have updated it

Happy New month to

Smellymouth - My twinnie

Trapqueen77 - AKA Mrs Royalblak007

Laveda - sexxy babe...

Creamish- amazing beauty/wife material

Berbierklaus (mispicy)- prettybabe that became my friend after I got her banned... Still sorry for that ....

Royalblak007 - AKA Mr Trapqueen77

Queen Miimzy- although you are not here but miss you

Muva/ Muvacci the Great... - Let me give you my title.. the Last Don...

Susan404 - my fellow introvert... Those your big B....T can make a gay become straight...

Special New Month wishes goes to all members of S.I.G.H. BBM group that includes Smellymouth, Suszan404, Xoella, Airsultan, myself, Oliholistic/JixNation, Lsofdk etc...
Wishing you all a fruitful September to Remember...

Muvacci:
Ise!


I love selfies too, bruh.. simply means I'm in-touch with my feminine side.

Abi you nor like selfie?

me no like am o, over 90% of pics I took in my life wasn't planned for or planned by me... When I was younger, momsy, dey even bribe me with cash just to take pics but most times I still disappointed her... But I prefer looking at other people's pics...

Muvacci:
Who be these people?


Cc: smellinganus babzilla

hahhaha my people say person wey train jam get ear (hearing) problem.... It only shows the love of selfies with regards to the female folks

Ok

Muvacci:
Thanks boss



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thanks too Big Boss