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Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 12:55pm On Aug 31, 2016
Muvacci:
Hailings baba! Mu.va's doing time.. Two months!! gringrin

Hustle is tight, we still looking up to God to keep turning up for us. cool


Wetin una dey gossip upandan seff? undecided
Hahahha nothing much... Anyway Muva will come out stronger... Thank God for life .... Nothing undecided too interesting on nairaland this days
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 12:40pm On Aug 31, 2016
Muvacci:
Boss mi! I hail!! cool
Boss at the Top... Greetings to you... Been a while... Don't tell me Muva is banned or is it? How the hustle
Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:31pm On Aug 31, 2016
Hahahaha just imagine that everyone that commented on this post is banned ... grin
Romance › Re: List Of Names Runs Girls Save Their numerous boyfriends as on their contacts.. by SmellingAnus(m): 12:28pm On Aug 31, 2016
Interesting
Romance › Re: Oh Lord... What Is This? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:48am On Aug 31, 2016
The bride is fucking the boyfriend of the chief brides maid and she caught them, hence the shock...
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m):
Berbierklaus:
I disagree,if she did,she would have deactivated after the birthday wish,but she is currently everywhere on romanceland,with threads too gringrin


btw I'm off to bed,see you around smiley
sweet dreams dear... You sounded like we have been pals for long... Anyway sometimes war is the first step towards peace so also hatred could be the first step towards love...
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 9:49pm On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Hahahahaha,he is just trolling around.
That reminds me,why did you open a farewell thread for kashybaby,when we all know no one actually really leaves nairaland for good undecided
she actually left for good... She had been a wonderful friend to me.... I made her come back here again using her birthday as excuse because I needed to open a birthday thread for her....
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 9:29pm On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Are you serious? shocked
What gave you that impression? angry
muva smiley
yea fearless Muva is my man...I actually suspected he was the one... Honestly. I have been ignoring a particular dude's mention that I don't even know, he keeps mentioning me with trapqueen and sometimes those mentions where obviously intended to hurt me his moniker is fuckshitt. I actually thought it was him now trying to get my attention with a female moniker since I have been ignoring his troublesome mentions...
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 8:53pm On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Hehehehehe gringrin
Your name is PETER tongue

Awwwww,I'm not pissed anymore,I actually reported it to a mutual friend,then he let me know you ain't that kind of person,more reason I decided to chat you up wink

and this is the third time I'm saying YES that is me PP,for once,I decided to silent some jobless mofos by posting my pictures myself gringringrin
wow pretty... grin... Honestly, I even suspected that you are a guy behind this moniker... By the way, who is that our mutual friend smiley
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 8:06pm On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Yeah,that's me.
I don't hurt gentle guys wink

First letter of his name begins with P
[color=teal]thinking real hard,wanna guess angry[/color]

1)Peter?
2)Pamilerin
3)Paul
4)*********
I really need to crack this riddle with out adding him on BBM angry



how did I do grin
grin anyway I am happy you don't hurt gentle guys... You actually got my name but if you still want to be sure then you know what to do grin... Anyway sorry once again for reporting you, at least it made you to remember me when I had already forgotten about the incident grin...are you the person on your dp or will I have to add you on bbm before you tell me grin
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 6:45pm On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Yea,its misspicy


PP stands for? smiley
Lol you can add me on bbm if you want ti know... but i am PP grin... Is that you on your dp? (hope you are not planning to hurt me undecided although that name its too pretty to hurt someone grin) anyway the first letter in my name begins with P, I only added another P because it's the name of the father of my favourite character in a particular movie... (Crusifixo, it's his name, while his father's name is PP... Title of movie is The Last Don)... So you don't need to add me again for me to tell you grin...
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 5:58pm On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
You reported me for violating rule 2 meanwhile you insulted me first

But its fine now smiley
pleased to make your acquintance,I'm spicy,you?
oh I remember you now... Spicy sounds more like mispicy, you hav a pretty name and possibly a pretty face but you acted strange that day... So sorry, I am not a trouble maker here so I decided to end the confrontation by reporting you...( I didn't insult you first dear, your response to my post was harsh and I even felt maybe you are a guy or someone that knows me very well and wants to provoke me, anyway it's past now) I am PP
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 5:25pm On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Why did you do it,knowing that you caused it <sad
honestly I don't know my offense but sorry ..
Romance › Re: Low Libido @ Home:strong Libido Outside by SmellingAnus(m): 4:25pm On Aug 30, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


Let me call my dearest friend smellinganus, he knows better in this area..



Boo, ur attention is needed badly here wink
hahah I think they have become too use to eachother... They need space... Even lovers sometimes needs a holiday far away from each other... Missed you Boo.. kiss
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m): 4:19pm On Aug 30, 2016
Berbierklaus:
gringrin
Hey angry
why the sad face, sorry if I am the cause of it lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: God Let Dis Kind Of Guy Pass My Future Wife By. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:39pm On Aug 29, 2016
Abortion stick grin
Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did On First Date (photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:06am On Aug 27, 2016
When I remember the craziest I will come maybe comeback grin
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke: I Pray To Avoid Girls Like These (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:17pm On Aug 26, 2016
lozanni:
You dey correct sha.
But that your moniker and that of smellingm...es fit cause person to puke, especially after eating.
Hahahha anyway on a lighter note... You know say anytime wey person shit, him Yansh don turn to smellinganus at least until him wash am.... ( Anyway no mind me, the reason for getting this moniker na purely for comic purposes and to proove to people say sense fit come out from wetin look senseless
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke: I Pray To Avoid Girls Like These (Photo) by SmellingAnus(m):
When guys don spoil babes finish and expand their pussysss , na that time dem know say na tight totoo them need.... Abeg girls make una continue to use pusssy tigntning creams, na our fault...
Romance › Re: How I Used 'sex' To Scare Her From Visiting Due To Poor Finance by SmellingAnus(m): 4:04pm On Aug 26, 2016
rockyh:
pray u av not met a die hard baby who will place u on a long pause just after kissing
Hahahha my bro... I have experienced it sha... Not a good memory for the dickk
Family › Re: All The Drama That Happens When Your Parents Are Arguing by SmellingAnus(m):
Nice one by the OP.... A round of applause for you...

Lalasticlala
Romance › Re: How I Used 'sex' To Scare Her From Visiting Due To Poor Finance by SmellingAnus(m): 2:57pm On Aug 26, 2016
Enuguboy4nsk:
no man is broke...it may just be a matter of 1day; 2weeks;8weeks....i just didnt want to waste money
i partially agree with you bro...
Romance › Re: How I Used 'sex' To Scare Her From Visiting Due To Poor Finance by SmellingAnus(m): 1:49pm On Aug 26, 2016
poverty no good at all... from kissing it can always lead to sex.... anyway maybe God just delivered you from hiv .... just thinking out loud... no offense intended...
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Don't Know If My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m): 7:15am On Aug 25, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Don't start what you can't finish undecided
what you are saying here will encourage the young man to deny the pregnancy and you know what that can lead to for a 19 year old girl.

Btw who says a woman cannot get pregnant in hee safe period? better use google very well undecided before misinforming people.



Nairalanders and their theories sha
Of course I know that a woman can get pregnant both on safe period and even during menstruation although such cases are rear... I am not a novice in this aspect.... The possibility of him not been responsible is very high... By the way it's also posssible she is not pregnant that's why I asked if she used Pill, so next time try and be objective, don't reply people on nairaland as if they are the cause of your problems
Romance › Re: What Does She Really Want?? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:57pm On Aug 24, 2016
demzylahot:
grin from the look of things, her cookie is tasty
just take it easy on her... Don't rush her. . I really believe she is madly in love with you, above all, she is matured and sounds more like a wife material unfortunately I am suspecting that you only want to increase/widen the size of her puna to the detriment of her future hubby
Romance › Re: Help!!! I Don't Know If My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by SmellingAnus(m): 10:50pm On Aug 24, 2016
drake49:
Please am a young boy and my girlfriend is 19 years old. She last saw her period july and today is the 29th day she hasn't seen her period yet. We have not had sex long before her last period until last week Friday. Am scared, please what can i do, what could it be?
ask her if she took contraceptives pill after you made love to her but if she is truly pregnant I doubt if you are responsible because she was suppose to be in her safe period as of last week Friday...
Romance › Re: What Does She Really Want?? by SmellingAnus(m): 10:38pm On Aug 24, 2016
Apparently, she is scared that you belong to the Association of Hit and Run drivers... But you sound so desperate to unlock the cookie jar undecided
Romance › Re: When Your Boyfriend Gives You Head After Drinking Pepper Soup (pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:58pm On Aug 24, 2016
Dfinex:
Naah. ...Rivers
ok... I stay in ph by the way... So you currently stay in bayelsa
Romance › Re: When Your Boyfriend Gives You Head After Drinking Pepper Soup (pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:58pm On Aug 24, 2016
Dfinex:
Naah. ...Rivers
ok... I stay in ph by the way... So you currently stay in balsa?
Romance › Re: When Your Boyfriend Gives You Head After Drinking Pepper Soup (pics) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:46pm On Aug 24, 2016
Dfinex:
check my moniker. ..
I see bayelsa... Which part of bayelsa are you from?

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