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Muvacci:Hahahha nothing much... Anyway Muva will come out stronger... Thank God for life .... Nothing too interesting on nairaland this days |
Muvacci:Boss at the Top... Greetings to you... Been a while... Don't tell me Muva is banned or is it? How the hustle |
Hahahaha just imagine that everyone that commented on this post is banned ... ![]() |
Interesting |
The bride is fucking the boyfriend of the chief brides maid and she caught them, hence the shock... |
Berbierklaus:sweet dreams dear... You sounded like we have been pals for long... Anyway sometimes war is the first step towards peace so also hatred could be the first step towards love... |
Berbierklaus:she actually left for good... She had been a wonderful friend to me.... I made her come back here again using her birthday as excuse because I needed to open a birthday thread for her.... |
Berbierklaus:yea fearless Muva is my man...I actually suspected he was the one... Honestly. I have been ignoring a particular dude's mention that I don't even know, he keeps mentioning me with trapqueen and sometimes those mentions where obviously intended to hurt me his moniker is fuckshitt. I actually thought it was him now trying to get my attention with a female moniker since I have been ignoring his troublesome mentions... |
Berbierklaus:wow pretty... ... Honestly, I even suspected that you are a guy behind this moniker... By the way, who is that our mutual friend ![]() |
Berbierklaus: anyway I am happy you don't hurt gentle guys... You actually got my name but if you still want to be sure then you know what to do ... Anyway sorry once again for reporting you, at least it made you to remember me when I had already forgotten about the incident ...are you the person on your dp or will I have to add you on bbm before you tell me ![]() |
Berbierklaus:Lol you can add me on bbm if you want ti know... but i am PP ... Is that you on your dp? (hope you are not planning to hurt me although that name its too pretty to hurt someone ) anyway the first letter in my name begins with P, I only added another P because it's the name of the father of my favourite character in a particular movie... (Crusifixo, it's his name, while his father's name is PP... Title of movie is The Last Don)... So you don't need to add me again for me to tell you ... |
Berbierklaus:oh I remember you now... Spicy sounds more like mispicy, you hav a pretty name and possibly a pretty face but you acted strange that day... So sorry, I am not a trouble maker here so I decided to end the confrontation by reporting you...( I didn't insult you first dear, your response to my post was harsh and I even felt maybe you are a guy or someone that knows me very well and wants to provoke me, anyway it's past now) I am PP |
Berbierklaus:honestly I don't know my offense but sorry .. |
TrapQueen77:hahah I think they have become too use to eachother... They need space... Even lovers sometimes needs a holiday far away from each other... Missed you Boo.. |
Berbierklaus:why the sad face, sorry if I am the cause of it ![]() |
Abortion stick ![]() |
When I remember the craziest I will come maybe comeback ![]() |
lozanni:Hahahha anyway on a lighter note... You know say anytime wey person shit, him Yansh don turn to smellinganus at least until him wash am.... ( Anyway no mind me, the reason for getting this moniker na purely for comic purposes and to proove to people say sense fit come out from wetin look senseless |
When guys don spoil babes finish and expand their pussysss , na that time dem know say na tight totoo them need.... Abeg girls make una continue to use pusssy tigntning creams, na our fault... |
rockyh:Hahahha my bro... I have experienced it sha... Not a good memory for the dickk |
Nice one by the OP.... A round of applause for you... Lalasticlala |
Enuguboy4nsk:i partially agree with you bro... |
poverty no good at all... from kissing it can always lead to sex.... anyway maybe God just delivered you from hiv .... just thinking out loud... no offense intended... |
Berbierklaus:Of course I know that a woman can get pregnant both on safe period and even during menstruation although such cases are rear... I am not a novice in this aspect.... The possibility of him not been responsible is very high... By the way it's also posssible she is not pregnant that's why I asked if she used Pill, so next time try and be objective, don't reply people on nairaland as if they are the cause of your problems |
demzylahot:just take it easy on her... Don't rush her. . I really believe she is madly in love with you, above all, she is matured and sounds more like a wife material unfortunately I am suspecting that you only want to increase/widen the size of her puna to the detriment of her future hubby |
drake49:ask her if she took contraceptives pill after you made love to her but if she is truly pregnant I doubt if you are responsible because she was suppose to be in her safe period as of last week Friday... |
Apparently, she is scared that you belong to the Association of Hit and Run drivers... But you sound so desperate to unlock the cookie jar ![]() |
Dfinex:ok... I stay in ph by the way... So you currently stay in bayelsa |
Dfinex:ok... I stay in ph by the way... So you currently stay in balsa? |
Dfinex:I see bayelsa... Which part of bayelsa are you from? |
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