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lonelymathguy:
Bro I really ur advice. its very insightful.
Bt I think am not normal atal.

I mean all dis u said is wat I knw for sure and do practice one or two of dis.
Bt d issue is even if d bae open d heavenly wide

I will jst b lookin as I don't get moved atal

dats my probs, I dnt get moved atal. like a stone

I have a friend in secondary school then like you... He was a Jehovah witness guy. His case is even worse than yours but today he is married.. It has more to do with your background and how you grew up (environment inclusive).. do you know girls also like this quality you have but the problem is that it's much in you ... (you only need 20 or 30% of this yourself in a serious relationship and you will find girls getting attracted and staying with you..) girls may like you at the beginning because they may think you have self control and that is what they think they want, however they discover that your case looks abnormal... Anyway... Just dnt give up easily and see beyond the rejection served to you... Your goal should be to try to turn the "NO" of your target to "YES"...

KashyBaby:
Tnx doc...ur such good in advising like this...



I'm juz wondering ,now where can I find a man who gone chase me like as if his life depends on me..

I think I need an advice too

hahaha but you are my nairaland crush...

KashyBaby:
I think u are...but let me ask affirmation with saintsamurai & smellinganus, they both good in this particular problem...



They are the Dr. Love of romance section

Op you are normal but you need a total reorientation about how you should relate to ladies you lust after or have a crush on... 1st ... Whenever a girl tells you no, it means it could be yes or no ... So don't give up easily when you find your prey.... Chase her as if your life depends on it.... 2nd... Do well to complement your targets in a flirty way... (e.g. I like the shape of your hips it looks very sexxy.. etc) 3rd... Be highly confident or courageous when you are with your target... Don't behave like a novice... Behave like someone that knows what he wants form his target ( a cute handsome guy can behave like a novice and get away with it )...4th.. listen to women attentively even when they are not making sense cos through that way many guys have penetrated the kitty cats of girls who have boy friends but who hardly listen to them... (this is the weapon of Guys that sleep with other people's girl friends... They listen to the girl and her problems maybe relationship problems then they console her... Somehow the girl is use to them and always want to spend time with them and they end up having sex different times.. 5th... Always remember that when you see a diamond from a distance that you are not the only person that has seen it... So you better move faster if not someone faster than you will get it... Note: most of these tips I gave you are not applicable to all girls... But since you know how to read girls, you should know the one to apply at every stage... When your target sleep in your room.. just a little cuddle could be the beginning of something lovely to happen...(if you are not sure you can ask her... Can I hold you and sleep? I think I am catching cold...) Anyway let me stop here..

prettythicksme:
so?

ok o

prettythicksme:
Was kidding dat day!

you just denied Cele three times...

prettythicksme:
I am not cele

on that evidence you admitted that you were one... So explain pls

prettythicksme:
So?so?so?

that's the evidence... So why where you lying to me

prettythicksme:
i am not cele

Smellymouth:
Chaii!! So I have bin emotionally unfaithful to : Amaka,Amara, Sylvia, Tonia, Bola, Aisha, Stephanie and the other ladies in my life?

hahaha your own don pass emotional unfaithfulness... Your oun na being unfaithful to unfaithful sidechicks... Fuckgrats

KashyBaby:
U are such amazing in explanations... Btw, I love ur voice earlier.. u sound very cute with ur accent... keep it rolling

currently you are my only darling on nairaland... Your voice too is lovely... Would love to hear that sexxy voice moan....

prettythicksme:
concur wat? i dey mad dat is wat i love doing most

thumbs up my Cele Sister

KashyBaby:
mmmm...women instinct are usually sharp & most of the time it's correct...




But Dr.Love--- smellinganus, knows even better all these kind of stuffs I promised, he's an expert...

... Catching a cheating boy friend is not an easy task but it's also not an impossible task in most cases it involves deep reasoning and investigation... Ask yourself some reasonable questions like, why are we not seeing like we use to? Why has he suddenly become protective of his phone (assuming he wasn't like that)... Why is it that he doesn't pick my calls at certain time that you know he should be less busy and he hardly return your missed calls?.. one other thing you should do when you are with him is to make sure his phone is on because you may be fortunate that the girl in question may call... If possible when a call comes in from a female you can leave the place just because you want him to be free during his conversation but make sure you eavesdrop... Apart from this... Take note of what ever he says and ask him similar question in one or two weeks time to know if he is still honest...you can also check his call log and duration and check out for that babe he spends long time with on phone cos it could give you a clue on what you are searching for... There are many ways that can assist you in catching a cheating boy friend although I can't go into many others for now.... The question from me will be what did you observe that made you to suspect that he is cheating on you?

She doesn't need to ask... It's my duty to Suck and tonguefuucck her puccci

It's not for everyone, it's for those that passionately desire power, those in power and those that want to keep holding on to power... It teaches both right and wrong although some of the right things it teaches may only be achieved through a cruel means... The book is filled with wisdom although some of its ideas can only be applied in situations of dictatorship or absolute monarchical systems of government...

Dated an Indian girl by name Vijaya Rajakumari Sena... That girl is just too good... She loved me for real... When she calls we stay on phone for over 40mins... Talking about her brings back my childhood fantasy of wanting to fuckkk an Indian pusssy... We lost contact since 2008 but I miss her so much... She doesn't even come to Facebook again. Her Facebook book name is different from her native. Name.. I dnt know what happened to my Viji like I normally call her... Love you Viji...

geni340:
her clothes fits her better
more confidence
Gets noticed easily(even more than boobs @times)
makes us look sexier
and yea, its a lot more comfortable to sit on
i wont mention d last one...

you look so yummy... I like you...

People wey no one stop to Bleep Pprick or Ttoto wey never marry dem go say the op don lie... We know say Prickk and Totoo dey sweet well well but make una wait wait till una marry...

Stupedinluv:
Are ^^ you ^^ fvcking ^^ kidding ^^ me?

Then you have to up your game huh Be extraordinary, like exotic in a cute way

I am already more than extraordinary dear... What I wrote was more for nairaland.... Men are different in nature... For example I could forgive a cheating babe ( I have done that before more than once) however I will never be comfortable staying with a babe that lies constantly as if her surname is Linus

Stupedinluv:
Lolzzz
What if she aint your type ?

any girl that fulfils what I wrote earlier is already 50% my type.. it doesn't mean I will start going after every girl... But mosttimes I prefer the effort a girl puts in place to be with me or get noticed by me than her beauty or sexiness...

I prefer hairy, infact some times let it be bushy it will turn me on the more when I am looking at it...

Firstly she should always comment or make mention of me as often as possible in order for me to get her attention... She should say things that suggest that she has a crush on me... Then I will take it up from there.... I have only sent Pm to one beautiful popular babe and she responded well...

akinsal:
Any Guy or Lady who cheats or Double date is capable of poisoning your food-Queen Elizabeth, 1923.

any Guy or Lady who lust after the opposite sex or same sex is capable of rape... Mungo Park 1906

nuggarito:
Real niggaz don't cheat, I stick to my word, no matter the odds, if im not not satisfied its better I leave.

keep it up bro... The world needs men like you...

TuneChi369:
Op...Why you dey lie....Dey neck and dey record with your fone...Common you can do better than that.

Mr. man upgrade... Sex is my favorite sport.... It's only a weak man that can't record and bang at the same time... Can't you see that you are the only one that has doubted this thread... Just go to www.naijauncut.com you will see that it's a very small thing to do.... Even some girls I have been with still record the action..

Smellymouth:
You are right Mr SmellingAnus, how person go dey fvck 5 rounds everyday? Nor be nervous breakdown d person dey call?


The day I tried it consecutively for 3 days, na so dem admit me for hospital ::

hahahahah Abeg no try am again o.... Dick don put men for plenty wahala o

Strawman:
Please, in all seriousness, is there such a Nairaland member named SmellingAnus?

smellymouth is funny while smellinganus is a raw sexologist...

Smellymouth:
OP, u wan kill her with f**k?

After una go create thread say naija babes get loose punna.. why won't their punnas be loosed when dudes like you and SmellingAnus wan scatter am?

I don't complain about loosed kitty because I know I have contributed my fair share in making as many I came across loosed... In fact I dislike tight kitty I prefer slightly loosed kitty to virgin kitty...

KashyBaby:






Lemme ask the master.... smellinganus ,for he conquer the great nations & dominated few

I have gone more than 5 rounds some night but it's better one doesn't make it a routine... Such 5 round sex should happen at least once in a month.. two or three rounds daily is reasonably okay although we all know that the dick has a mind of its own...

firstking01:
you no understand, peoples emotions vary...except she had given me reasons to cheat on her like the one i'm plying my trade with right now.

hmmnnn fuckgrats...

naughtynaughty:
d slap! Dts d most annoyn thing! How dare anyone slap me? Dts wot I use 2hold him ooo, d slap. He no even too get mouth to insult me again

hahaha girls could be so smart...

onstelly:
Wait a minute
They have smellymouth and smellingAnus as moniker here
Gawd have mercy

yea and one of them is funny while the other is raw.. GREAT MONIKERS INDEED

KashyBaby:
Oohh don't tell me Its smellinganus ey? he's fond of raw ...

hahahah I am not the one dear... But it's very possible the guy is speaking the truth...