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iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Nice post bro[/color]

thanks bro

joefredd006:
I don't understand why a young intelligent man, with a Masters degree in view choose to go by such vulgar moniker.

Anyway, nothing adds up these days. great write-up

hahahha thanks for the thumbs up anyway... As for the Moniker, one of my major reasons of having this moniker is for comic-relief... I also want people to see that sense could also be made from what looks like nonsense...

Mrbigman1:
Mimzy too fine, I want average person wey I go encourage.

If everyone supports mimzy, she wnt understand the pain behind fame.

Let's search for a competitor with good brain too. Cos d contest, no be about fine, u go later see plenty of dem no even sabi write common small article or respond to question perfectly.

you dey right sha... But blood (smellymouth) is thicker than water ...

Mrbigman1:
Wey u, carry am enter show, she go fit win.

yea but she no ready to go in this time around so I dey support my twin smellymouth candidate wet be Mimzy

Mrbigman1:
Uwc.

Ho ur Asian chick, she no enter pageantry?

Wetin be her name again ooooo?

Kashybaby... My correct Chick... Nah...

Smellymouth:
And we are also on the same team supporting mimzy for miss NL 2016

Uniben? Nor worry, dem go give u this year!!

yea true... Team Mimzy

Smellymouth:
I wish u well bro.

Nice write up..

May Allah crown ur efforts with success

Amen bro... Much thanks from my twin

wilybebsy:
Oh!! I see

Destined2win:
Wow...never knew a smellinganus could produce such an inspiring 'odour'.

You wrote well friend

much thanks

Mrbigman1:
Smellymouth and smellinganus in one thread, please can I get my oxygen mask before dis set suffocates me.

By the way, congratulations on ur defence, which course?

Uniben scatter my balls, dem no gimmi admission last year.

thanks bro.. na education things... M.Ed...

wilybebsy:
And your point is

there are many points there but one of them is that one could still make something meaningful out of life despite the initial failures one encounters...

kilokeys:
I called u a "she".. Cos its not a guy's thing to put up such a thread.

Were u invited to her wedding?.

sorry I am a guy but lost contact with her for long , just felt like writing something Original that could also motivate someone if possible...

kilokeys:
Tonto, was this bae ur friend in secondary school?.. How did she treat ya.

Now u are OBJ's in law.. And we are seeing the very first thread saying sweet things about u..

Lawa o

yea she was my friend, she treated me with much respect and honour that a guy with a polluted mind could see it as green light for sexual fun...

Tonto Dikeh ( her real name is actually Charity Dike) and I happened to be friends and classmates back in SS1D at Federal Government College Rumuokoro Port Harcourt. She had an innocent look and smile back then, she wasn't troublesome and she wasn't what I will tag one of the happening babes then ... I don't know if I should call her an extrovert or an introvert because she was a mixture of both maybe because of her quiet or peaceful nature back then but she had many friends then both males and females... One of her closest female friends then was Nkem Obi daughter of a paramour ruler then in Rivers State... This article is not to focus on the short comings of her (of course we are all imperfect) but to motivate the reader that achieving ones potential is possible... Charity Dike and I belonged to the same house (Unity House) in school although sometimes she wears the dormitory uniform of Charity house which happens to be blue then... Looking at her then, there was nothing to signify that she will one day become a
Nollywood screen goddess... By the way she had her share of failures because as I could remember she repeated a class at least on two occasions... She was an average babe back in school when talking about class... But she wasn't a troublemaker then neither was she a snub... But it was obvious she had this never giving up mindset in the sense that her failures were more like a stepping stone to her destination... Someone said "never look down on people except you are helping them to come up"... It's so easy to look down on her then especially if you are not close to her, so I advice you as much as possible to build healthy friendships, value and nurture your friendship because a wise man once said, "friendship is not for fun but for the future" so, you don't know when you may need a particular person because I discovered that the world is created in such a way that at one point or the other we will always need someone... For those that believe in the bible, even Jesus Christ needed John the Baptist to make the way for Him before His arrival.... Finally , I urge you all to value friendship and be good to people because you never can tell either where your help will come from or if you may need such people someday. By the way forgive me for writing this in romance section because I am addicted to this section .. Thanks... SmellingAnus... By the way I will be defending my Masters dissertation (Post Graduate Project) next month in Uniport so you can wish me well also...

KashyBaby:
As far as I understand that hausa ppol are Muslims?

yea possibly majority of them but not all of them

KashyBaby:
Juz deep kiss?


Lol... don't attact me on my whatsapp after this abeg.

hmmmm and culliningus...

KashyBaby:
My pidgin coach, my sexpert adviser & my company when im alone , smellinganus...


how u dey?

girl, I dey fine o... You don sabi (know) the pidgin pass me sef... (you have even known the pidgin more than me)... You deserve a wet deep kiss

KashyBaby:
Lemme ask smellinganus, he knows all the beautiful girl down here...

you are right, no wonder I know you

For that person I will be with... It definitely has to be truth...

FatPreek:
Abeg next tim she tell yhu that kain thing just summon me yhu hear?

no wahala

Mrbigman1:
Na why she go call me nonsense?

I have known here for about 2 yrs now and I avoid her light plague cos of how loud she appears but make she no tell me nonsense again or I go find am go wia she dey hide for AJ go burst her brain.

Warn am oh.

haha u funny o... Anyway relaxxxx but ur blood hot o... Anyway just forget the matter... Thanks...

Mrbigman1:
Taaaaaaaaa, make I hear say you be Asian girl.

U can't fool all the people all the time. Okwa ima nkaha?

guyman trust me, na Asian babe... Na my Boo be that.... We dey chat almost on daily basis and we dey do calls too including pics etc.... So no doubt her... Na verified Asian babe...

Smellymouth:
My brother of laive,i sight you jare!!

yes o... My only twin brother from another Mother...

FatPreek:
who lik me wey I never sabi?

na won babe for nairaland... I for don tell you her moniker but she no go like am...

slyIsaac:
Oya Committee of Men of RomanceLand (COMORL)

Abeg Who exactly all of we dey support nw... Me nor like all tis segregation and Politics we una dey play o....
Smellymouth

Unapapadeycraze

Naijaboiy
BoiledHead

Donbenedict

of course My G Firstking01

I never see smellinganus since
Vikiz baba blue

Maxi112


N other members whose moniker I can't remember... I no wan Chook mout for tis matter before but as all of una dey hia..... I have decided (after hours of deliberation) To Come into tis Competition and Show all of una the Power of the COMORL... Tanchu



P.s... Membership forms for COMORL is available... Send us the number of your Girlfriend n side chick.. And you will be made an executive...... Contact Durrent for more info



Una GUDUMORNING....

myself and smellymouth don decide to root for Mimzy... Gud morning bro...

Jadekitana:
It is ooo though I just saw fatpreek

hahaha anyway, I know a female that likes fat Preek... Take care dear... You are a darling....

Jadekitana:
Hey dear

I hope my moniker is no longer the funniest you have seen

Jadekitana:
Correct

Princess Kitana...

Your major problem is your low self esteem... Work on it girl... Maybe you are quiet like some girls would be because the guy has money but step up your game... You are already on the wrong path... Get yourself esteem back and break up with him... Let him be the one to chase you...

Smellymouth:
*****DJ, abeg Jam me UP*****

Bami loke oh, eda ri jimi keh/
Awon omo eleyin caterpillar yi o mafe gbemi le/
Emi ti yo bai, mi ode le gboran mon/
Maye ti sanwo sinu account mo tife turn up gan/
Nibi bai efejoku ni o, efe efejoku ni o/
Yeeba efejoku ni o efe efejoku ni o/
Skibo efejoku ni o, efe efejoku ni o/
Yeeba efejoku ni o, yee efe efejoku ni o skibo/

hahahahhaha

Smellymouth:
Baddoo Sneh!!
I greet u twinnie
It's team mimzy boss, she is our sister from another mother! Let's show NL how we roll back in the hood.

Mimzy ti take over!
Clean Anus ko jawo mo

hahahah ok... Supporting mimzy because of you and Jadekitana