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Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 11:13am On Apr 13, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Hmmn...

I dont know why some females are so unfriendly towards guys yet they are looking for someone to call their own..

I remember my friend that i met on here.. Frequent celebrity section visitor... Infact when i pmed her, i thought she wouldnt reply..

Today, tho we are not dating, we are good friends and you wont believe her current boyfriend was gotten thru my friendship with her and we have benefitted each other so much.

Ladies ,should learn how to be more friendly..No be everybody wan toast you biko..

And like op said, Age is not on your side grin
well said cool
Romance › Re: Come In: Guys Only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:12am On Apr 13, 2016
duchess25:
lol.thanks though. buh this ur moniker eeeh.BTW are u a brother to smellymouth
on nairaland Yes grin... He is my man...
Romance › Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op):
As a relationship counselor for over 10 years with successful mentorship of single girls into the Marriage terrain it will be unfair for me not to advice those girls (especially Nigerian Romancelanders girls) that desire to get married someday that it's time for you to wake up and realise that you don't have much time like your male counterparts... Firstly let me arrange the average Nigerian females according to their mentality into certain classes (note this is not a total generalization) AGE 18 - 22 I STILL HAVE TIME , (AGE 23 - 26 MAYBE I NEED A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP BUT I STILL HAVE SMALL TIME) , AGE 27 - 30 I NEED A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP THAT CAN LEAD TO MARRIAGE) ( AGE 31 TO 37 ITS THE AGE OF FEAR AND DESPERATION TO GET MARRIED) (AGE 38 AND ABOVE , FEAR OF REMAINING SINGLE FOR LIFE).... SOLUTION... FROM AGE 18, TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU DONT HAVE TIME AND START TO BUILD YOUR CHARACTER AND SELF TO THAT ADMIRABLE LEVEL WHERE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT... YOU KNOW THAT THE GOAL AT THE END OF THE DAY IS MARRIAGE, SO TAKE YOUR TIME CAREFULLY TO SELECT WHAT'S BEST FOR YOUR FUTURE... Wish I could write more... ( WHERE DEM DEY ADVICE PIKIN WEY GET PAPA, NA THERE WEY PIKIN WEY NO GET PAPA DEY TAKE LEARN)... Are there questions?

Lalasticlala, Mnd44
Romance › Re: Come In: Guys Only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:12am On Apr 13, 2016
duchess25:
hohohohohohohoho @ lying like linus that definitely got me
grin grin cool by the way your DP looks sexxy...
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Please Stop Patronising Foreign Ladies by SmellingAnus(m): 7:39am On Apr 13, 2016
[quote author=Senna post=44652969]this your name "Senna" reminds me of my Indian friend, her name is Vijaya Sena... Are you an indian?
Romance › Re: Help! Matured Guys Are Scarce On Nairaland!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 6:51pm On Apr 12, 2016
Rejoiceavl:
Since I came on nairaland, I have not seen any reasonable and matured guy on nairaland, only small small boys, everywhere, y na??
Op I will agree with you if you say most of the guys on nairaland are not matured but not to say or assume that there are no matured guys here... With all humility I am a matured guy not saying this because I want you to be friends or whatever with me.... In fact I wish I didn't say it but I had to say it just to correct your wrong assumption... Have a beautiful evening
Romance › Re: If U Fall In Love With A Beautiful Woman You Are Finished! Soorrry... by SmellingAnus(m): 2:23pm On Apr 11, 2016
Chizzy759831:
ve seen it. check
Ok dear cool
Romance › Re: (HELP) I'm in love with him but his Dick is too Small (pics) Rated 18+ only by SmellingAnus(m): 2:09pm On Apr 11, 2016
Smellymouth:
Well SAID!!
Somebody please give that MAN 10 Oloshos
hahahhaha thank you my brother
Romance › Re: (HELP) I'm in love with him but his Dick is too Small (pics) Rated 18+ only by SmellingAnus(m): 10:40am On Apr 11, 2016
It's obvious you will end up cheating on that good guy... Please let him and go for the anaconda you so desire... (advice to ladies, if your current guy has big prickk, please if it's possible marry him, don't go and punish one innocent guy with small blokos n prick...)
Romance › Re: How I Escaped The Claws Of A Womanizer This Morning!! A Blaady Banker Again. by SmellingAnus(m): 10:33am On Apr 11, 2016
It's a good thing you took the advice I gave to you the last time "thou shall love thy neighbor but thou shall not fucckk her husband"... cool
Romance › Re: If U Fall In Love With A Beautiful Woman You Are Finished! Soorrry... by SmellingAnus(m): 10:11am On Apr 11, 2016
Chizzy759831:
no then. i didnt get a message
check again... I have followed you back
Romance › Re: If U Fall In Love With A Beautiful Woman You Are Finished! Soorrry... by SmellingAnus(m): 10:00pm On Apr 10, 2016
Chizzy759831:
u r "oneluvs"?
no dear..
Romance › Re: If U Fall In Love With A Beautiful Woman You Are Finished! Soorrry... by SmellingAnus(m): 9:48pm On Apr 10, 2016
Chizzy759831:
Well Said!!
cool I have replied your PM cool
Romance › Re: If U Fall In Love With A Beautiful Woman You Are Finished! Soorrry... by SmellingAnus(m): 3:39pm On Apr 10, 2016
Op you are partially right... But people should also fall in love with beautiful girls but they shouldn't loose their self esteem... As much as possible don't feel intimidated at her beauty.. see her as also privileged to have you just as you are also privileged to have her...
Christianity Etc › Re: Oshoffa Sharing His Meal With Obasanjo *throwback* by SmellingAnus(m): 2:39pm On Apr 10, 2016
RobinHez:
Recycled thread! this thing was on Frontpage before na.. undecided


Lalasticlala, there are more than enough insightful threads to push to Fp. angry
if it comes 1 million times it will still make front page so deal with it cos there are things we can't change
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 11:44am On Apr 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
Yea,buh not going today cheesy
cheesy cheesy ok honey...
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 9:52am On Apr 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
Happy sunday,make sure u go to church. wink
Happy Sunday sweet... Since I love honesty it's better I tell you the truth that I will be missing church today... So will you be in church today? It starts by 10am I suppose?
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 9:47am On Apr 10, 2016
prettythicksme:
Awwwwww thanks for dat,u r a darling kiss grin
you are always welcome my Pretty Queen cool
Romance › Re: Help My Best Friend's Babe Always Seduce Me Whenever He Is Not Around. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27am On Apr 10, 2016
Thou shall love thy neighbor but thou shall not fucckk his girl friend eventhoughTotoo water small, but é reach prick take baff...
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 11:56pm On Apr 09, 2016
prettythicksme:
pukes on him cheesy
hahahhah Anyway... Smellinganus admires you... kiss
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 11:27pm On Apr 09, 2016
prettythicksme:
It seems i dey perceive d smelly anus from here cheesy
hahahah what a lovely aroma cool
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 11:14pm On Apr 09, 2016
prettythicksme:
Buh dis ur moniker tho grin
what is right with my moniker grin grin
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 11:09pm On Apr 09, 2016
Jadekitana:
Pukes don't b mean lol
grin cool
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 11:04pm On Apr 09, 2016
prettythicksme:
Awwwwwwww kiss kiss sweet u!
so sweet... cool cool cool
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 11:04pm On Apr 09, 2016
Jadekitana:
Smellinganus grin grin grin still laughing
hope you are not bringing your nose close to my anus undecided
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 11:01pm On Apr 09, 2016
Jadekitana:
grin grin grin grin what?? Haha
it's a good thing my moniker could make you laugh very well... Anyway, though shall love thy neighbor but thou shall not fucckk her husband
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 10:57pm On Apr 09, 2016
Smellymouth:
grin cheesy NOOOOOOOO SmellingAnus? Nawa oo
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 10:57pm On Apr 09, 2016
Angelberry:
thanks hun...
welcome sweetheart...
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 10:55pm On Apr 09, 2016
Jadekitana:
Hahahaha omg dude your moniker grin Hahahahaha i'm choking here grin grin
I know your anus doesn't smell grin grin
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 10:48pm On Apr 09, 2016
Jadekitana:
Awww coming from smellymouth this is so sweet kiss kiss kiss thanks boo
from smellinganus not smellymouth tongue
Romance › Re: Drop Sweet Words For The Nairalander You Cherish by SmellingAnus(m): 10:45pm On Apr 09, 2016
Shout out to Angelberry, prettythicksme, Kashybaby and of course Princess Kitana... Angelberry is not a spoilt babe, prettythicksme is very social, Kashybaby has an honest views on issues... Princess Kitana (Jadekitana) is innovative...
Romance › Re: Ladies And Wearing Mini Skirt by SmellingAnus(m): 10:10pm On Apr 09, 2016
firstking01:
wow, dnt tell me you'd be comfortable seeing other men chasing your wife shocked
it's not about being comfortable , your wife will still be chased by other men except na masquerade u marry...

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