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Please don't come inside of me I am ovulating....
Did you realease inside of me?
Promise me you will never leave me...

firstking01:
Cheating is the last thing i will ever do to a girl i love

many guys and girls that have cheated at some point once said the same thing like I will never cheat on him/her....

naughtynaughty:
Left skul and traveld to enugu to hav fun wit a male frnd. We were nt dating ooo. We jxt needed some space asin to catch some lil fun, so we travld to enugu. Just fr a day, 2return d nextday.
I told my bf aw b goin 2nightclass to read dt day so we cnt c.mlol.everitin went well, was so fun, til I came bck d nxt day. (We actually slept in d same room, bt hey u have male frnds nah, those vry close ones)

Few months latr, my bf saw d chat I had wit my female frnd, I was gistin her abt d trip, even snt pix to ha, d worst tin was..I was like.. Babe o dis one wey dis guy just dey spend anyhw, hope he wunt ask fr se.x @nyt.. Nd my mumu's frnd reply was.. Babe enjoy urslf ojare

My boo askd if I went to hotel wit any guy nd I said no, he immieditly gave a an unexpectd hot slap my jaw literarily shifted, aswr my jaw moved my papa sef neva gimme dt kain hot slap b4

aww... Sorry for the slap dear.... So do you regret spending time with the guy or you regret getting caught?

Angelberry:
she should have used pestle to break your head. Why did u record it?

Lol... Felt like making my own porn... But I forgot to delete it... Damn... I behaved foolishly...

lilzcee:
which lesson? She knows how good i look i don't beg girls i know my worth so even she stops, not my business, i won't die because of girls

I knew it that you were not ready to step up... One piece of advice for you... Never be scared of trying and failing, only be scared of not trying and wondering what it would have been if you tried

KashyBaby:
Aaaawww...that's sweet...


have U received my email yet?

yes dear.... Sent you a reply

KashyBaby:
Tnx for following me Boss I replied ur pm btw...

tempted to say you are the best thing that has happened to me on nairaland but its true.. for now yes you are..

KashyBaby:
juz like everyone else, most of us experienced yhis kinda thing....




Its up to u if u wanna stay like that or u wanna step up...

Or maybe u need more experts' advice? Smellinganus can give u one...

it's obvious he is not ready to step up... So it's better for him to learn his lessons the hard way ...

KashyBaby:
juz like everyone else, most of us experienced yhis kinda thing....




Its up to u if u wanna stay like that or u wanna step up...

Or maybe u need more experts' advice? Smellinganus can give u one...

it's obvious he is not ready to step up... So it's better for him to learn his lessons in the hard way ...

KashyBaby:
Hahahaahaa..that's a durex slogan in a commercial boo

WOW... Honestly I have never seen it, what I wrote came out from my anus I mean from me... By the way follow me back... I want to PM you...

KashyBaby:
Hahahahhahaham..I heard this before...don't tell me u work in durex company

Lol... By the way where did you hear this and from who?

KashyBaby:
Ooohh smellinganus shud see this...




He likes raw, he said before

I don't like this because it looks like a red tight
Pussyy , I prefer a loosed Cunnt with thick pussyy lips for easy penetration and maximum pleasure ...

KashyBaby:
Lol hang on....OP, how u know all my lines?

This is foolishness... In fact this is not really... Girls shouldn't be that stupid to even contemplate this rubbish except you have a covenant with premature death..

KashyBaby:
indeed...



My eyes on u

same here Boo

KashyBaby:
OohhMG! watta word is tat "brutally fvcked"



Ur too raw eh..

oh... Brutally ffucked means roughly bleeped or roughsex.. about being raw... I love honesty just as I am so I felt it's better I really explained what the op said for you to have a near perfect understanding of it...

KashyBaby:
Juz lemme smile ...the thread sounds funny but I don't understand any of them...

he is referring to a guy that insist on getting married to a virgin so he is now asking the guy abt the different girls he has mercilesslyfucked... So those names you see there are the names of girls that the guy has brutallyfucked...

DharmyYinks:
Dats a bad idea! It will kill u gradually frm d inside.

U won't remain d same again.

in otherwords you will never love again in your life?

KashyBaby:
Cool..so u betta b good or I'll spank tat ass

ok... I am already good... I know you meant massage instead of spank... Well be my guest

Smelling anus

KashyBaby:
"I don't care & I mean it....so fvck off"...





Cursing is normal to me...I don't know abt others.

noted

Love in many cases hurts terribly... But I will rather love and get hurt than not love at all... But we all need wisdom when we are in love...

KashyBaby:
Oohh no thank u ...I have an asthma *covering my nose* ..

haven't you heard sexual healing... Mine will be Anus healing

KashyBaby:
Lol... u did the right thing Boo,protecting ur girl,that's the gentleman's move..but I hope she didnt smell that stanky anus while walking with u

my stinking anus can turn you on boo... Well I hope she did perceive it...

slyIsaac:
He he he.... Everyone is selfish when is comes to life n death.....

girls are more selfish... Maybe that's one of the reasons why more women live longer than their husbands...

KashyBaby:
If ur bestie was the driver, u shud sit in the front seat too & the girl shud sit at the back...not because she's a gf...but it's a protection to her juz in case there's an accident.and beside, it's a courtesy when riding a car those who sit at the back are the one who has a higher rank..

many girls I have come across are just like you... One of them told me to walk closer to the road while she will walk by my side where she feels safer because she doesn't want to be the one to die, she said it's better I be the one to be hit by a car so that she can be alive to call for help... Girls could be very selfish when it has to do with life and death...

Your best friend should sit in front with you however there are exceptions... If the girl was already on the front seat either by crook or hook then it's better to let her sit there but do well to advise her when both of you are alone to try and sit at the back seat of you are with your best friend... But if she is your wife, even if na pope be your best friend , make him siddon for back seat...

Many girls fantansize about being raped...

Honestly I prefer wide vaginas... I dislike tight vaginas... That includes virgins... I discovered I am not like most guys but I am very honest... I don't drink or smoke but I love wide vaginas same way some girls prefer smaller dicks

Surfboard:
I wasn't caught, just started feeling guilty about the whole thing so I owned up to the girl I was seeing at the time. Asked for forgiveness, she forgave and we moved on from it.

you are a honest person then... Thumbs up

KashyBaby:
Not at all...I juz mention u coz she wanted to meet ur relative

ok.. no p

KashyBaby:
Oohh maybe u wanna meet smellinganus too they both related to each other..juz don't forget to bring some Lysol spray with u


Good luck in sniffing

I know you have a crush on my name but I told you earlier that I don't admire girls like you that don't have smelling anus...