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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by SmellingAnus(m): 7:54am On Apr 17, 2016
Smellymouth:
Nah.. but SmellingAnus is my niccah
well said my only twin brother on nairaland cool
Romance › Re: Which Are Your Favourite Sexx Positions by SmellingAnus(m): 3:54pm On Apr 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
What do u mean boo? Plz enlighten me...
look at the number seven again... It's the lady that is on the man... Which means she could decide to stop at anytime if she wants... She has more control over the man...
Romance › Re: Which Are Your Favourite Sexx Positions by SmellingAnus(m): 2:54pm On Apr 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Dominant doesnt served the slave grin wink
hahaha but I still feel your dorminant self is not being threatened since you are the one that is still on him...
Romance › Re: Which Are Your Favourite Sexx Positions by SmellingAnus(m): 2:51pm On Apr 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Oohh I juz saw the pic now, the OP changed it...

69 is ain't working for me lipsrsealed
why Boo
Romance › Re: Which Are Your Favourite Sexx Positions by SmellingAnus(m): 2:11pm On Apr 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Where have u been? grin I bet ur hunting again undecided


What is 7? Is that a banana split u juz told me the other day?
hahahhah it's a scissors 69
Romance › Re: Which Are Your Favourite Sexx Positions by SmellingAnus(m): 2:04pm On Apr 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
My sexpert adviser smellinganus know a lot of things when it Comes to this topic... cool


Lemme introduce u to him...
hahahahaha as your sexpert I recommend 7 and any other one of your choice cool
Celebrities › Re: Is This True About Nollywood Actor Tony Umez? (Pic) by SmellingAnus(m): 9:25am On Apr 16, 2016
The part I love most about him is when he is asking for forgiveness from his wife after he must have come back to his senses, mehnnn even the person he will be apologising to will be crying and will have no choice other than to forgive him...
Romance › Re: Does Sex Connect Someone To Higher Realms.?? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:58am On Apr 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Hahaahaaa...baby, why u so interesting when we hit Here on NL... and ur juz so yellow mellow when we chat privately eh? grin


Naaah, juz kidding... tongue


Now, u have a lot of stories to tell me wink
hahhahaha I could be anything at anytime Boo... It only depends on the level of seriousness of what is happening at that particular time... grin
Romance › Re: Does Sex Connect Someone To Higher Realms.?? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:37am On Apr 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin Lol...ur friend is high in weed while talking to u I reckon...



But first I wanna confirm this to my dearest sexpert friend & chat mate smellinganus, juz in case ur guy is telling "something something "... cool
it's obvious his friend belongs to some religious cult.... I have heard something similar from a lecturer of mine in private... That man was very fetish he belonged to a particular religious culture that I will not want the name mentioned. He even burns incense in his office.. was scared by some other lecturers.. There are some bizzare things he told me about Pussyy then... ( I use to be his course representative during my undergraduate level in the university) some of those their beliefs system can be seen as voodoo (my opinion)...
Romance › Re: Bbm Group For Wild Chats by SmellingAnus(m): 8:23am On Apr 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
How wild is this "wild chat"?

Smellinganus love that "wild chat" ...boo u shud join too...
haha haha maybe the chats may be too wild for me
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 6:42pm On Apr 15, 2016
Oyind17:
watin?
you quote me and u no talk anything
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 3:00pm On Apr 15, 2016
[quote author=Oyind17 post=44724574][/quote]cool
Romance › Re: Where I Wanna B - Dedicate To Kashybaby An Sinaj by SmellingAnus(m): 9:12am On Apr 15, 2016
KashyBaby:
Hahhahahahh.. I will, one day wink who knows it cud be our picture together grin grin grin


But this thread is for adult only due to an explicit photo tongue
hahaha that will be nice... Eagerly looking forward to that day cool cool cool... True it's for adults
Romance › Re: Where I Wanna B - Dedicate To Kashybaby An Sinaj by SmellingAnus(m): 5:05pm On Apr 14, 2016
KashyBaby:
Lol...I never knew there is this thread was been ddcated to me ooo... grin
lucky you... I dont even have anyone to dedicate a thread to me grin grin
Romance › Re: Where I Wanna B - Dedicate To Kashybaby An Sinaj by SmellingAnus(m): 4:25pm On Apr 14, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin Lol....why I never seen this before?


Smellinganus been there, done that thing... grin grin
hahahahha if that is where he wants to be then FUCKGRATS TO HIM
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by SmellingAnus(m): 4:22pm On Apr 14, 2016
I norminate KashyBaby cool cool cool
Celebrities › Re: My Husband Goes To Market For Me - Omotola; Twitter Users React by SmellingAnus(m): 4:51pm On Apr 13, 2016
Aviero:
ATL 1 : 0 Barcelona. FT
e no go work o... Lol
Romance › Re: He Masturbates, Snors And Drools Saliva Wen Sleeping by SmellingAnus(m):
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Romance › Re: Come In: Guys Only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:09pm On Apr 13, 2016
duchess25:
this una brotherliness nah smelly one ooo
hahahaha
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 2:08pm On Apr 13, 2016
[quote author=Rejoiceavl post=44664920]Yes, I think u r right, tanks 4dis matured advice. [/quote welcome dear]
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 12:57pm On Apr 13, 2016
ZeeAfrica:
And what happened to urging sisters to follow education, business and making their own money, them fulfilling their dreams? is marriage all a girl has to offer in life? what happens if the husband dies or divorces u? or if something goes wrong? look, I have nothing against marriage, but I would rather ladies are motivated more about the things I mentioned earlier, coz there will always be time for marriage anytime, I have seen 43 year olds getting good guys and marrying them, so girls, chase dreams first, before chasing men, coz u deserve more. Never fear that u will be lonely forever, coz that is not true. Coz no one knows tomorrow, that nigger might die one day, or he might leave u, I am not saying always focus on the negative, have your own plans, about u, coz marriage is not all that. how nice will it be, if u open that company,make money, travel etc. b at no ones mercy, then get that good guy, nomatter where he comes from, than being married to that looser who thinks he has than u a favour by marrying u, he treats u like trash, and u take it coz u don't wana dispoint yo family or being seen as shit by the society. yo kids grow up to suffer and u also have a bad retirement plan, bcoz u were to busy running after a dick, instead of building u. look dicks will always b there, even at 60 girl, u can still get a cute gran pa
thanks for your opinion...
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 12:45pm On Apr 13, 2016
onstelly:
I never said you should hang on, I asked the question cos you were sounding as if is entirely a girls fault she isn't married and I wanna tell you some want to but most times, the guys are not serious. They might decide to wait till they see the tight person n you are telling them time wait for nobody. What will you have them do.
sorry for misunderstanding me dear... What I said was for them to make wise use of their time... Thanks...
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 12:34pm On Apr 13, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
shocked wisdom beyond yer years!
.....Teach brother! Teach these dudes! grin
thanks dear... It's God that gave it to me, freely I have received and freely I must give...
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 12:29pm On Apr 13, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
grin you don't wanna argue huh ......good grin
a man some times should be wise enough to avoid quarrels and problems with his girl/spouse even before the quarrel starts... grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 12:26pm On Apr 13, 2016
onstelly:
Ok noted but will you force the man to be in a serious relationship with you
Abi you will take cos of marriage and settle for less
Op ans me oh
not at all.. you don't force a man to be in a serious relationship with you... That is why it's good to make wise good of your time especially from age 18 to 22 for those that desire to get married .... By the way, if a girl like you could be wise enough to know that the man doesnt want a serious relationship from you and you still decide to hang on, who is to blame?
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 12:18pm On Apr 13, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Hmmmm.
Maybe for the want of children they should conceive before 40
But women do that on the daily without bein' married an sometimes without a man(sperm donors).
Don't forget there are those of us who want no children.
So I say I got pleeenty time.
Ok dear... Like what I said on the post, this post for those girls that desire to get married someday... I am happy you have time... Goodluck on that smiley
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 11:44am On Apr 13, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
This is flawed!!
why is age not on the females side huh
apart from the fact that the chances to take in (get pregnant) becomes even more difficult when a lady is aproaching 40 years and above, there is what is called Meno-pause which could start from 50 to 55 years in a woman meanwhile her male counterpart is still fertile enough to get married to a 20 years old girl and still impregnant her... By the way, wish I could know the age range you fall into from my post
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 11:18am On Apr 13, 2016
Stupedinluv:
yes tanchu undecided
welcome dear
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 11:17am On Apr 13, 2016
MrKorky:
Nice info OP, brilliant boys can also see a sense in this as its applicable to them too..
Romancelanders Girls, hope you've all heard, you guys should should start acting normal
very true bro... Like you said it can also be applicable to brilliant boys... Love that.. cool cool cool
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 11:16am On Apr 13, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Pls leave me to concentrate on my import/export business. undecided
Ok o... All the best
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 11:15am On Apr 13, 2016
AlienStar:
You have sth meaningful to say buh your topic will scare most ladies away from this thread! And mind you marriage ain't everything. There are many successful single ladies out there!
if you notice from my post, I am referring to those girls that desire to get married someday
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Females Wake Up To The Reality That Age Is Not On Your Side... by SmellingAnus(op): 11:14am On Apr 13, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Preach the gospel bruv. Preach it!
thanks bro.. cool

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