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Romance › Re: Ladies And Wearing Mini Skirt by SmellingAnus(m): 5:50pm On Apr 09, 2016

firstking01:
hope you'd be able to withstand the heat when men star running after your wife

it gives a satisfactory feeling that what you have is also wanted by another person so you play your cards well... Even pregnant women are being chased by other men....

Romance › Re: I'm Not Attracted To My Girlfriend Anymore, by SmellingAnus(m): 1:43pm On Apr 09, 2016

Smellymouth:
Tufiakwa!!

hahaha no mind am

Romance › Re: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:41am On Apr 09, 2016

rosieluv:
lols u wan cause gobe

if I am the girl I will reply Estha "thanks for polishing the shoe for me to wear'... So you see .. no gobe

Romance › Re: How To Make A Lady On Nairaland Fall In Love Or Like You. by SmellingAnus(m): 9:34am On Apr 09, 2016

Dont appear too desperate... Just woo her patiently... Sometimes ignore her for weeks or months then you try again... Finally if you could be bold enough to write about her, be bold enough to put her name then let her be... At least she will know that you were possibly serious whether she accepts you or not... At least you can console yourself that she noticed you...

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Romance › Re: How Girls Feel When You Touch There Breast by SmellingAnus(m): 8:20am On Apr 09, 2016

Thank you Jesus

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Romance › Re: I'm Not Attracted To My Girlfriend Anymore, by SmellingAnus(m): 8:15am On Apr 09, 2016

After you don expand her totoo you won come leave her for me Abi na smellymouth you won leave her for? undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies And Wearing Mini Skirt by SmellingAnus(m): 8:11am On Apr 09, 2016

The irony of everything is that most men will prevent their wives/babes from wearing such but they will be admiring those on such minis... Anyway, who ever I marry must dress hot for me... Not necessarily minis... Even short gowns would be accepted by me...

Romance › Re: Lol... Lady Narrates How A Man Deceived Her With His 'big' D**k by SmellingAnus(m): 9:16pm On Apr 08, 2016

Angelberry:
Good! how was your day?

my day was fairly successful... Yours? By the way I have replied to your mail... Hopefully that will be the last message to your mail since you don't like chatting through that platform cool

Romance › Re: Lol... Lady Narrates How A Man Deceived Her With His 'big' D**k by SmellingAnus(m): 9:02pm On Apr 08, 2016

Angelberry:
No,no no angels ain't sexy..I don't like exchanging mails tho....

oh.. Ok... Noted... cool

Romance › Re: Lol... Lady Narrates How A Man Deceived Her With His 'big' D**k by SmellingAnus(m): 8:36pm On Apr 08, 2016

Angelberry:
I just did

ok I will check it my sexxy Angel...

Romance › Re: Lol... Lady Narrates How A Man Deceived Her With His 'big' D**k by SmellingAnus(m): 8:27pm On Apr 08, 2016

Angelberry:
I will swty,

Romance › Re: Happy Married Life (picture) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:22pm On Apr 08, 2016

slyIsaac:
Easy peasy... The only person I can identifY there is the man on shorts... He's my man... Smellinganus

hahaha... Ok make I show them your innocent look.. grin

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Romance › Re: Lol... Lady Narrates How A Man Deceived Her With His 'big' D**k by SmellingAnus(m): 5:15pm On Apr 08, 2016

Angelberry:
Hi smellingAnus!

hi Angelberry... You haven't replied my Pm

Romance › Re: Lol... Lady Narrates How A Man Deceived Her With His 'big' D**k by SmellingAnus(m): 11:35am On Apr 08, 2016

Angelberry:
Funny lady she didn't feel his D in her...why boast of what u don't have guys be real, you can do wonders with your lil man no matter how tiny if you know how to use it.

hmmmm...

Family › Re: Pictures From My First Ever Visit To A Beach At Lagos (from A Village Girl) by SmellingAnus(m): 8:34am On Apr 08, 2016

Virginkpekus:
My full name is Virginia ekpe, don confuse my moniker for something else with your dirty mind!!

you be fyn babe o... Hope say you go become my friend o so that you go be the first city village girl wey go be my friend

Romance › Re: How Many Ladies Have You Fvcked? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:58pm On Apr 07, 2016

KashyBaby:
Oohh don't tell me Its smellinganus ey? he's fond of raw ...

hahahahah I haven't yet attained that figure but I am working towards that.... grin

Romance › Re: What If Your Boyfriend Says This To You, What Would You Do? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:49pm On Apr 07, 2016

babybrace:
Thanks dear. your moniker is funny

thanks for the compliment grin

Romance › Re: What If Your Boyfriend Says This To You, What Would You Do? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:02am On Apr 07, 2016

babybrace:
The best answer is silence
Then his conscience will do its works.

I didn't know I could see a very reasonable comment from a female on this thread... Keep it up... That's the best way to handle Men... You will be a good and matured wife... (if the guy is reasonable he will beg you later as if his life depends on it)

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Romance › Re: Questionnaire:Would You Concur? by SmellingAnus(m): 8:01pm On Apr 06, 2016

Angelberry:
Seen, I can't reply u now

ok dear...

Romance › Re: Questionnaire:Would You Concur? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:46pm On Apr 06, 2016

Angelberry:
Thanks

welcome dear... Sent you a pm

Romance › Re: Questionnaire:Would You Concur? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:26pm On Apr 06, 2016

Angelberry:
you maybe right..

ok kull... I like you the way are at least you are telling me the truth...

Romance › Re: Questionnaire:Would You Concur? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:25pm On Apr 06, 2016

prettythicksme:
Yes,i am cele.Just kidding with d guy dat day.

ok.. happy to know you are one... I love the way you could be raw sometimes without pretense...

Romance › Re: Questionnaire:Would You Concur? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:07pm On Apr 06, 2016

prettythicksme:
Why dat face?

cos I admire you but I dislike lies... And you lied either in the other post that you said you were a celestian or in this post that you said you are not a celestian undecided

Romance › Re: Questionnaire:Would You Concur? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:05pm On Apr 06, 2016

Angelberry:
I like how real you were, I'm an innocent angel.

thanks dear... So, how how innocent are you cos I was thinking you are not a virgin but you are not raw...

Romance › Re: Help A Dulling NL!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 5:41pm On Apr 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
Lol watta confession in the middle of the night

I have no idea what u talking about

Goodnyt for now.

hahaha ok... Sweet dreams babe...

Romance › Re: Help A Dulling NL!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 5:40pm On Apr 06, 2016

lonelymathguy:
Tanx boss will work more on mysef

welcome bro... Yea... Hoping to hear your conquest

Romance › Re: Questionnaire:Would You Concur? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:37pm On Apr 06, 2016

Angelberry:

are you still a virgin? So you haven't experienced that before? undecided

Romance › Re: Help A Dulling NL!!!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 5:33pm On Apr 06, 2016

KashyBaby:
Hahahahaha... nawa for me ...crush? Were not in the 6th grade ooo..

JK

hahaha... Let me confess... The first time I saw your dp on nairaland ,the first thing that came to my mind was that " you look like a cute dicck sucker... ( I mean you look like a pretty girl that knows how to take care of a good dddick with her mouth)

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