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Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 5:05pm On Feb 17, 2019
Campusparot:
08175
you can take off your number bro
Business › Re: Which Is Tge Best Tv/radio Station For Advert In PH by SmellingAnus(m): 4:57pm On Feb 17, 2019
eddy1234:
plz I want to start a 15minutes talk show on TV and Radio here in portharcourt.can someone knowledgeable plz tell me d best TV station and Radio station with the widest coverage and most listened to?/thanks..
91.7 wave FM , or Wazobia 94.1or Rhythm 93.7... any of these is not bad...
Family › Re: Sponsor A Sanitary Pad To Women In Prisons by SmellingAnus(m): 4:52pm On Feb 17, 2019
This is a very good initiative as long as it is not a scam... Where are you based? Any office in PH?
Celebrities › Re: The Look On #bbnaija Alex When She Received A Car Key Was Priceless by SmellingAnus(m): 4:38pm On Feb 17, 2019
Qsscruz:
The easiest way to make money now is through entertainment...Dem don use education pant.. grin
Lol...
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:36pm On Feb 17, 2019
Kingsteve:
Bros, all these 'you don't want to reveal/go deep yarns', isn't gonna help those who would like to know more about the marine world.
Just say what you know.
You shouldn't have even bothered to comment in the first place, if you weren't going the full 9 yards.
huh
I am sorry bro... I didn't even know I would have said most of the things I said, I prefer to keep them until I feel it's necessary, for now , the only person I may want to hear his story is that of the OP... The OP is surely experiencing something deep and it's worse if the OP is the type that don't believe such strange powers exist...

I wish it were sex related matters, I would have been talking like someone without control Lol... Things like this, one uses wisdom to talk about it... Lol
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:22pm On Feb 17, 2019
SouthSouth1914:
So you dated a mermaid by faith??
Lol... What is Faith according to the Bible? Secondly, how does one gets Faith according to the Bible ?
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:12pm On Feb 17, 2019
addictiv:
nigga pls... save all these I don't want to expose much B.S for little kids. There is nothing to expose. Mermaids re figments of the imagination of drunk sailors.
hahahaha okay bro... I appreciate your opinion...
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:05pm On Feb 17, 2019
Alhajiemeritus:
Bros
U be psychic?
U revealing things to people, even what they don't know.
Lol... Let me not claim what I am not... Somethings are better left unsaid until when it's most necessary... lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Gbenro Ajibade: 'My Wife, Osas Ighodaro Abandoned Our Daughter To Party' by SmellingAnus(m): 3:20pm On Feb 17, 2019
Marriage looks more like a necessary evil especially for we Nigerians undecided
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 3:19pm On Feb 17, 2019
Campusparot:
I need your number we need to talk
just drop your number or mail, I will either call you or send you a message on WhatsApp ...
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 2:51pm On Feb 17, 2019
MariaLavina:
I don't feel comfortable discussing this topic online jare.

How was service today?
true that's why I said I am hard to in the mood to discuss this matter, it's probably because of how close you are to me that I even went this far...

Service... Make I no lie, I no make am for service today... You?
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:21pm On Feb 17, 2019
MariaLavina:
Lol grin

But you didn't share yours nah? why should I? tongue . BTW Mermaids are hardly delivered by pastors though, Ladies with marine spirits are. There's a difference. Mermaids return to their covens when disturbed on earth, and they hardly have family backgrounds or connections.

Don't ask me how I know lipsrsealed grin
hahahaha you have a point judging from my personal experience with them... This subject is very deep... You are tempting me to go deeper, but let me try and go a bit deeper...

So, let me share another encounter,... Call her Miss T. She is different from the other character I mentioned earlier... I have had direct encounter with Miss T and I later became close to her family which made me know more about her, siblings and what lead to her birth by her eartly mother....

Miss T is a Princess in the other world... Miss T was very close to me, exactly two years before we were close, there was an incident that made me know that she wasnt ordinary although Miss T didn't know about that incident, but I kept it to myself... So , when Miss T and I were close, there were some stuffs I told her of which she was surprised... She opened up to me about herself, and even went as far as revealing some of their modus operandi....

That is what I may partially agree with what you said above .... I just feel like stopping here.... There are many things I haven't even written here but you have a point...

Note , few years later I was very close to even her mother and siblings and I knew it was right in the family... I don't want to expose much...

But I understood more about their modus operandi from Mrs T... Finally the person you are chatting with has first hand experience in "Marine" , "Witchcraft" and "Occultic" related stuffs just by association or whatever... Somethings I know, even Nollywood has not done a movie close to that before... Lol... Yeah true...
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 1:04pm On Feb 17, 2019
amakadihot87:
someone in connection with marine is not a mermaid
you May be right, it may also be a case of nomenclature... It may just be that both names are interchangeably used... Mami water to me could be same thing as mermaid, and could be same thing as one that has a direct connection with them or one that was initiated in her later life into it as result of certain conditions... I talk as an Authority Lol... But if you have experienced both cases maybe you sharing your experience will help enlighten me... I am open to learn different aspects of it... Selah...
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 12:37pm On Feb 17, 2019
MariaLavina:
Lol, I know mami water exist grin. Just out of curiosity, how did you get to know their true natures?




You were busy with mami waters nah, how it won't be a while.... angry undecided
hahahahaha I am sorry o... Although it's been over two years I was busy with their product... Lol...

Most times I I am hardly in the mood to talk about them ... So let me share one real life episode from my life but please don't even ask me further questions on this .. I will try to make it brief as possible...

So in my final year, there was this lesbian or better still bi or whatever that happened to like or maybe love me... while I friendzoned her, so a particular day I confronted her, and told her she is possessed and has a connection with the marine, of which she accepted and also confessed some stuffs to me, she also said even many pastors have told her about it but she knows about it... Question is , how did I know and was so sure that I confronted her , that is a long story that I can't even share soon so don't bother asking... Note, she wasn't my first or even last encounter with them, ... What I told you was just a scene in many scenes meaning I just told you a small part of it... Anyway that is by the way...

I am surprised you know they exist... How come you got to know, share what you know... Lol
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:31am On Feb 17, 2019
MariaLavina:
Unbelievable shocked , You've dated mami water? Are you sure your destiny is still intact? grin grin

Or I should call my lawyer already angry
hahahahahahahaha please don't call your lawyer o grin... I hardly talk about this aspect of life except I see someone going through it ...

By the way being a while my love... kiss
Romance › Re: What Do You Know About Mami-water (mermaid) by SmellingAnus(m): 11:19am On Feb 17, 2019
You don't have to believe it, I have dated at least two of them and slept with at least three of them... Lol hard to believe but it's true ...

So let me share a brief story with someone I met according to him he never believed in those marine girls until he dated one... Some how I just felt like stopping the story here... Lol...

Truth is that, whoever tries to help you must be very strong too if not the attacks the person go receive no be here... Believe what you like but they exist same way witches and occultist exist... If you have had encounters with them, there is no way you will doubt their existence but I don't blame those that doubt their existence cos the natural mind/man is more about reason/logic but what they fail to understand is that "WHERE REASON ENDS, THAT IS WHERE FAITH BEGINS"...
Romance › Re: Reasons Not to marry adult ladies by SmellingAnus(m):
Op wether young or matured, many of them have been involved in many terrible things just as many men have been involved in many stuffs.... These days it's alarming that some young guys can't even have a good sex without a performance enhancement drug while some of them when the get married they can't satisfy their wives because they have used their youthful strength on girlfriends/side chicks/prostitutes Lol... I know a very beautiful girl that started sleeping with married men from 16 years and she has been involved in different orgies , ... I have also seen girls that got married as virgins misbehave, at least two of them was on my case.... Some of this so called bad girls are even more caring and they stay longer in marriages than some of the good ones... Life is a mystery, getting married and staying married sometimes may have nothing to do with being a good girl.... I know a girl that fvcked a Reverend, me, married men , had many abortions etc yet she is very successful in her marriage with two kids and she and her husband are financially okay at least... Life is truly a mystery...
Celebrities › Re: North West, Kanye West's 5-year-old Daughter Has A Boyfriend by SmellingAnus(m): 10:48pm On Feb 16, 2019
Speechless lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Pains In My Balls by SmellingAnus(m): 10:27pm On Feb 16, 2019
Were you in a prolonged sexual arousal without orgasm undecided
Romance › Re: Postponement: Pre-Wedding Photo Of Couple Set To Wed On The 23rd Of February by SmellingAnus(m): 6:42pm On Feb 16, 2019
Divinehenrich:
Thank you. I am considering after elections
welcome bro...
Romance › Re: Postponement: Pre-Wedding Photo Of Couple Set To Wed On The 23rd Of February by SmellingAnus(m): 6:30pm On Feb 16, 2019
Divinehenrich:
My wedding was equally fix 23rd. God please help me. So confused
you either shift it to Sunday or after the elections..

But accept my sympathy...
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Reacts To INEC Postponement Of Elections: "God Punish Una!" by SmellingAnus(m): 6:25pm On Feb 16, 2019
Nice comments without sentiments.... Hopefully Nigeria will get to a point where we will be more loyal to our country than our political affiliations especially in times of elections...
Family › Re: Could My Husband Be Gay??? by SmellingAnus(m):
dominique:
So you see nothing wrong with a man ignoring his family for his philandering friend? Getting drunk in pubs when he should be spending quality time with his family. A man threatened his wife when she confronted him on his sudden change in lifestyle. That is your own definition of a good man? I don't blame you much, it's the upbringing and the kind of society you live in that I blame. A society that believes that a man can do anyhow as he likes, it's his wife duty to accept it all without flinching. She may have crossed the line by accusing him of being gay but she has every right to confront him over the bad habits he's picking from his friend.
sweetheart, let me make a confession, I believe in "feminism with common Sense", I respect women having being raised by a single mother, that's why even on nairaland I have never exchanged words with the female folks...

Now back to this matter, it's her husband and she should confront him, but if you had followed my write-up you would have known that I told her that her approach was the problem... Firstly, how dare her call him gay without having substantial proof? How dare her call his friend to warn him when she would have focused on her husband and try to resolve the issue without such heavy accusation of him being gay? By the way, I don't support his change of life style that is affecting his home negatively... She deserves her husband's time when he is chanced... She deserves to be happy but she shouldn't make the house a theater of war/insults and expect a good man to be spending more time in such atmosphere in order to avoid domestic violence against her...
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Three Men Who Carried Out Transaction On The Shares Of Dead People by SmellingAnus(m): 5:39pm On Feb 16, 2019
Mizwisdom:
Men like crime, no matter the age, crime is not far from male folk
sweetheart I don't like crime o... By the way, you seem to have issues with men undecided
Family › Re: Could My Husband Be Gay??? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:31pm On Feb 16, 2019
Mizwisdom:
Lol I knew the OP will get this kind of advice soon enough. Yeah beg him and apologize for even thinking he's gay, an African man can never ever be gay grin
come on, there are many African men that are gays, that doesn't mean you should go accuse your husband that he is gay even when you don't have substantial evidence to back it up...
Romance › Re: Naija babes Are stronger than guys even in their almighty beds . ..true or false by SmellingAnus(m): 4:28pm On Feb 16, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
i wonder hw mother of 2 ,come be virgin
hahaha no mind her
Romance › Re: Naija babes Are stronger than guys even in their almighty beds . ..true or false by SmellingAnus(m): 2:44pm On Feb 16, 2019
Westaslave2:
hello , dnt corrupt us here most of us ar virgins n reverend daughters
wetin virgin dey do for thread we Dem talk about how women get strength pass men when e relate to better fvck sad
Romance › Re: Please What Is This Used For by SmellingAnus(m): 2:31pm On Feb 16, 2019
It's the drugs ladies take so that they will not take another drug called cytotec undecided
Romance › Re: Godforbid!! I Will Never Eat Any Girl's Pvssy by SmellingAnus(m): 2:26pm On Feb 16, 2019
This your thread sef don make me to feel like to suck one... undecided
Romance › Re: Naija babes Are stronger than guys even in their almighty beds . ..true or false by SmellingAnus(m): 2:22pm On Feb 16, 2019
This kind Unique Op... Na because you never meet man we go fvuk your toto put am for tray take serve you... undecided

Anyway, I think you are partially right Sha, hopefully you go jam person like me then open another thread grin
Family › Re: Could My Husband Be Gay??? by SmellingAnus(m):
opejulie10:
how did I make my home a place of war??by correcting him about coming home late,or not attending to his kids life anymore,or by cautioning him about visiting beer palor or drinking so bad that he vomits everywhere in the house.... I should have just left him and not say a word because I want peace to reign
you mean by accusing him of being gay is a peaceful and reasonable way to complain... He is a good man just like me, if it were some men, you truly would have been beaten blue black... Anyway, just go on your knees and apologize to him for now, at least there will be Peace if your pride will even let you do it.... When there is peace, you can now wisely look for evidence if you still suspect he is gay...
Family › Re: Could My Husband Be Gay??? by SmellingAnus(m):
opejulie10:
his job is demanding but he has been coping,we talk about his work a lot, I even assisted him with loans from my office to help out,he is taking care of the kids,we don't have monetary issues, but this late home coming, drinking at beer palor, been friends with someone that has like 3 girlfriends apart from his wife is my problem... could my husband so value this friendship that he can act so cold towards me to the extent of trying to beat me up because I warned him I don't want to see friend at our home??
see your life... So his friend even has three girlfriends... Madam, no matter how good a woman is , once she makes the house a place of war instead of peace, the man will search for a place of peace which may most likely end in the laps of another woman.... Just pray he does not end in the laps of Delilah... Your approach was obviously the problem since you were reacting based on the assumption that you are sure he is gay...

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