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Romance › Re: I Made My Baby Laugh Today - Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 8:01am On Feb 10, 2019
You are a responsible Dad... Many people criticizing you never had half of the love you show to your child from their Dad...
Politics › Re: Chike Ukaegbu Visits Center For Children With Special Needs (Photos) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:47pm On Feb 08, 2019
He has my vote even though I know he will not win...
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Long Can U Date A Guy Who Doesn’t Give You Money ? by SmellingAnus(m): 3:48pm On Feb 08, 2019
Money is very important o... But some women as they get older and more matured, it may not be all about money especially when they are a bit comfortable... But never underestimate the power of money... Even the good ones will end up insulting you if the money doesn't come within their expected period of time...
Phones › Re: Why You Should Pick Every Call, Even If It Your Enemy's Call. by SmellingAnus(m): 11:04am On Feb 08, 2019
Irony of everything... Sometimes I find it easier to pick any call between 1am to 5am cos I feel it's usually emergency call than to pick any call within the day... I have picked many emergency calls within that period so my body despite loving sleep is alert to any form of emergency...
Celebrities › Re: Frank Olize: Veteran NTA Broadcaster Who Activates Viewers Emotion by SmellingAnus(m): 12:58am On Feb 07, 2019
It's 9. PM do you know where your children are?

Great broadcaster... Those were the glorious days of NTA... News wasn't boring at all...
Romance › Re: Guys: Will You Allow Your Wife Wear This On Your Wedding Day? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:34pm On Feb 06, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
She's free to wear whatever she wants as long as her hubby ain't complaining
I perfectly agree with you...
Romance › Re: Slay Mamas In Bikinis Twerk To Davido's N1M #BumBumchallenge At The Beach by SmellingAnus(m): 3:18pm On Feb 05, 2019
Wetin dey pain me na even guys wey dey enjoy the sight of these pics/video go dey criticize... cheesy anyway.... abeg Shift the pant go one side... Lol...
Politics › Re: Buhari, Tinubu Arrived Ekiti State To Flag Off Presidential Campaign - Photos by SmellingAnus(m): 12:30pm On Feb 05, 2019
Factfinder1:
If na pdp use 3choppers apc for ask were dem get the money for choppers.... Enjoy your last days in office Mr dementia
na four choppers dey there o
Romance › Re: Could I Be Responsible For The Pregnancy? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:04am On Feb 05, 2019
airsaylongcon:
These guys don sign their death warrant and stand ready to die by firing squad. Which is fine as every adult is entitled to making their choices. But why dem dey sign their wives death warrant? E good?
my thoughts exactly...
Romance › Re: Could I Be Responsible For The Pregnancy? by SmellingAnus(m): 9:16am On Feb 05, 2019
Speedyconnect15:
lol

Go to ashi joints and see guys doing it raw with ashi.

Almost all guys get bj from ashi too.

They feel it's normal and sweeter.

People get mind shaa!
True talk... I know two of my married friends wey dey Bleep as if the world wan end soon... Both no dey use condoms even with oloshos/stripers... And they say it with boldness... Some guys get mind Sha...
Celebrities › Re: "Gbe Body E" Celestial Church Uses The Popular Slang To Sing Praises In Church by SmellingAnus(m): 9:05am On Feb 05, 2019
Ijo Mimo
Romance › Re: Love Does Not Exist Only Selfish Interests! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:54pm On Feb 04, 2019
dollytino4real:
u be political olosho
sorry... Wetin I mean be say I dey fine... I also mean say both parties na failures... I no belong to any of them
Romance › Re: Love Does Not Exist Only Selfish Interests! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:12pm On Feb 02, 2019
dollytino4real:
really! u be wetin apc or accord party
hahahaha I dey both PDP and APC na failures
Romance › Re: Love Does Not Exist Only Selfish Interests! by SmellingAnus(m): 11:03pm On Feb 01, 2019
[quote author=dollytino4real post=75334116][/quote]my dearest... The only PDP woman wey be my friend grin
Romance › Re: Love Does Not Exist Only Selfish Interests! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:29pm On Feb 01, 2019
MarianaTrench:
True love is a farce in Nigeria

It only exists in fairy tales!
yeah so I. The craziest and funniest moniker you have come across.... Anyway about true love ... It probably exist but it's rare to come across maybe because those that have it end up loving the wrong person...
Crime › Re: All Passengers Robbed And Kidnapped By Gunmen In Rivers State. Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 7:20pm On Jan 31, 2019
heendrix:
Na God's grace dey carry you I bet.....just pray you dont fall a victim. those guys can so rough handle you and make u give up ur possession willingly
Amen bro...
Crime › Re: All Passengers Robbed And Kidnapped By Gunmen In Rivers State. Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27pm On Jan 28, 2019
heendrix:
That's not true bro....the last time i was on an impromptu visit to PH a lady's phone ws stolen right on gun point and bfr leaving sporadic shooting everywhere n I know stray bullet would hit one person atleast

ever since then i swore nothing would ever carry me to PH in my life
Lol... I live in PH bro... Nursery to Post Graduate in PH... Its reasonably safe... Most of the bad news you even read on nairaland, non of them took place in PH it you can observe...
Crime › Re: All Passengers Robbed And Kidnapped By Gunmen In Rivers State. Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 9:16pm On Jan 28, 2019
richidinho:
Same road my brother was killed by this same criminals

God punish Nigeria police
sorry to hear that bro...
Crime › Re: All Passengers Robbed And Kidnapped By Gunmen In Rivers State. Photo by SmellingAnus(m): 9:15pm On Jan 28, 2019
heendrix:
Anything that will lift me up from my home of peace and harmony to Rivers state I reject it in Jesus name even if that is where my glory will shine God please redirect it to Sokoto atleast

Plus what's stopping Buhari from declaring state of emergency there already huh
you are so funny... PH is reasonably safe .. most times the troubles happen outside PH...
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because She Has A Smelly Vagina by SmellingAnus(m): 3:03pm On Jan 27, 2019
AmazingELixir:
My body language will do justice to that...if she still doesn't get it and goes ahead to ask i'll tell her outrightly.

I lose erection and interest immediately I perceive foul smell..
nice... But then you should not say it like my cousin of she is your woman grin
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because She Has A Smelly Vagina by SmellingAnus(m): 2:34pm On Jan 27, 2019
AmazingELixir:
grin grin grin

That your cousin is a rascal as for Op I wish you luck seeking for a solution, as for me there are few things in this life that puts me off about people and one of it is bad stench be it breathe (mouth /nose), body odour or smelling puna I just can't stand it.
no mind the guy... grin

Will you tell her she has Smelling puna or you will just let it be
Romance › Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because She Has A Smelly Vagina by SmellingAnus(m): 12:25pm On Jan 27, 2019
I love the natural scent/smell of pussy but once it's very offensive, the owner should declare a state of emergency on it... Unfortunately it seems like some of them don't even know that it stinks... No wonder my cousin had to finger a pussy and put it at the nose of the owner and asked her .... " This thing no dey smell for your nose"...
Christianity Etc › Re: I'm An Atheist Who Loves Gospel Music. Do I Promote Un-reason? by SmellingAnus(m): 11:59am On Jan 27, 2019
You are Atheist-Christ grin
Celebrities › Re: My True Life Account On How I Became A Ghost...very Scary by SmellingAnus(m): 11:54am On Jan 27, 2019
You almost became the first person I would have asked on nairaland " what did you smoke" ... Anyway I enjoyed the story, it was more like a movie to me...
Christianity Etc › Re: What Intimacy In Marriage Really Mean And How To Build It - Faith Oyedepo by SmellingAnus(m): 9:24am On Jan 27, 2019
Thank you Ma for this wonderful message... Although it's more centered on the woman but I also learnt too cos I too can do some of those things you asked the women to do since the efforts of both parties are needed for a successful marriage...
Romance › Re: He Raped His Sister During A Robbery He And His Cult Members Planned by SmellingAnus(m): 4:56pm On Jan 26, 2019
Honestly, I just had headache reading this shit. I just hope it's not true sad
Romance › Re: Help! My Boyfriend Is Misbehaving by SmellingAnus(m): 4:53pm On Jan 26, 2019
Biglittlelois:
The annoying part is him giving you options "anal or we done" he's high angry I have no problem with anal, but making it seem that's what's keeping the relationship is a no no, he should go to hell abeg, rubbish.
I perfectly agree with this... On the other hand , maybe he was use to it or cheated on the Op and it happened to be anal sex he received grin so he now has a fetish for it. But that doesn't give him the right to threaten you. Anyway, maybe it's part of the qualities he needs in his woman that is most important to him grin
Romance › Re: She Told Me She Has 2 Other Boyfriends, But Its Me She Loves. Should I Continue? by SmellingAnus(m): 4:48pm On Jan 26, 2019
These days even when you have cash. Many of them still cheat. Not to talk of when you are broke. Just use your tongue to count your teeth and do what's best for you. But if I were to advise you as someone experienced in this , I will advise you to politely dump her or friendzone her then move on cos girls like this will only distract you from your hutsles and they will still dump you later.
Politics › Re: British Commission Concerned Over Chief Justice Suspension by SmellingAnus(m): 4:31pm On Jan 26, 2019
Okay our Colonial Masters...
Politics › Re: Femi Falana Reacts To CJN Onnoghen Suspension by SmellingAnus(m): 4:09pm On Jan 26, 2019
sinaj:
Sharia court judge.

Let the islamisation of Nigeria begin.
Democracy will soon become a history in Naija.
Terrible times for Nigerian Democracy. Rape on Democracy.
Politics › Re: Nyesom Wike's Atikulated And Wikerised Shirt As He Campaigns by SmellingAnus(m): 1:30pm On Jan 24, 2019
ybalogs:
I will enter His gate with thanksgiving in my heart
I will enter His courts with praise
I will say this is the day that the Lord has made
I will rejoice for He has made me glad
He has made me glad
I am so glad
I will rejoice for He has made me glad
Hallelujah
He has made me glad
I am so glad
I will rejoice for He has made me glad.
Cele Man...

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