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Romance › Re: A Girl Intentionaly Got Pregnant For My Boyfriend by SmellingAnus(m): 3:33pm On Jan 15, 2018
Your boyfriend is just enjoying the benefits of not being a broke dude... No wonder you also want to take in for him.... Ask your self , if he were broke, would you take in for him ? Smd
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by SmellingAnus(m): 3:25pm On Jan 15, 2018
Sorry for your situation... I already clicked the "follow icon" for personal reasons... I pray you get the help you need through anyone including me... Don't give up cos you will achieve great things... Also put your hope in God...
Romance › Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 1:40pm On Jan 14, 2018
99foxxy:
I will tell my brothers this.
nice... You will do them a whole lot of good by telling them this... At least if they disobey you, they will remember that you once advised them against it...
Literature › Re: The 48 Laws Of Power- Which Of The Laws Is Your Favourite? by SmellingAnus(m): 7:53am On Jan 14, 2018
Law 40... Despise the free lunch...
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Sports › Re: Sunday Oliseh Leads Fortuna Sittard To First Title In 23 Years by SmellingAnus(m): 6:48pm On Jan 13, 2018
Congratulations to him....
Romance › Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:29am On Jan 13, 2018
Ishilove:
Define 'ugly'...

Beauty is subjective, you know.
you are right... Truth is that when a man is attached to such babe, he hardly sees her as ugly... Let's just say on a general level, someone having a face that is not necessarily attractive ... Although such face may look attractive to another person...

Let's just say ... 7 or more guys out of ten may agree that a particular girl is ugly... Just as many Nigerians fell that the likes of OBJ, Taribo West etc are ugly...
Romance › Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 8:20am On Jan 13, 2018
oyb:
Na so. Unfortunately bombass puzzy is usually attached to a crazy chick. Tonto dikeh is a classic example imho. Churchill must have seen all the signs but 'the puzzy was the bomb had a nigga on strong I was in love like a Muthafucka stringing the pearl tones.'
hahahah true...
Romance › Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:36am On Jan 13, 2018
Ishilove:
I don't know 'cos I ain't gay embarassed
Lol... Well, they are not the same...the irony of everything is that, a girl may even be ugly but she has one of the sweetest pussys...

Some persons will be like... Wetin him see for that ugly girl body....

The guy is already trapped...
Romance › Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:31am On Jan 13, 2018
Ishilove:
Who is this wise man?
a late friend of mine... He was much older than me and was very much into women... He had a small stature but his women are very big in sizes... Well I heard it from him over ten years ago and ever since I have kept it to myself as a guide...
Romance › Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:23am On Jan 13, 2018
Ishilove:
She don use the punny cook vegetable for you chop.
I doubt she used anything... You know all pussys are not the same... Some are much sweeter than others...
Romance › Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by SmellingAnus(m): 7:20am On Jan 13, 2018
I agree with you bro... Not all vaginas are the same... Some are much sweeter than others even when the owner of the vagina may even be ugly but has very sweet puna...

But a wise man once said..

Dem no dey take the sweetness of woman Toto to take marry her...
Romance › Re: Men Ehn... Fear Them (photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:05am On Jan 13, 2018
optional1:
Am not active like before nah..

No vex...
ok babe... Same here though...
Romance › Re: Men Ehn... Fear Them (photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 7:11pm On Jan 12, 2018
optional1:
But men own is more compare to that of women...







Where have you beenhuh
you are right... Men are definitely worse but the difference is not much again...

Been around honey... You stopped mentioning me undecided
Romance › Re: Men Ehn... Fear Them (photo) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:39pm On Jan 12, 2018
optional1:
Business trip in za ode room..


Any woman that trust her man is a fool..
sweetheart is both ways ... kiss
Romance › Re: Menstruating Girls Disgust Me And It's A Big Turn Off, Is It Completely Natural? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:15pm On Jan 12, 2018
It could be a case of immaturity, I use to be like you until something weird happened to me which was carried out by one babe lipsrsealed..

Anyway, with time, you may get use to it...
Romance › Re: No Beautiful Girls In Nairaland, Whyyyyyyyy by SmellingAnus(m): 8:02pm On Jan 10, 2018
Lalas247:
Oniranu undecided. I can name 5 females that will burst ur little balls grin
kai... This your comment alone almost burst my balls... grin
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Find A Responsible Lady by SmellingAnus(m): 8:00pm On Jan 10, 2018
There are many retired oloshos that are now responsible... undecided
Romance › Re: When She Loves Him More, Or He Loves Her More?? by SmellingAnus(m): 6:02pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:
nope lol
Lol... At least you were honest...
Romance › Re: When She Loves Him More, Or He Loves Her More?? by SmellingAnus(m): 5:01pm On Jan 06, 2018
Lalas247:
My father always told me

HE HAS TO LOVE YOU MORE! ........ cypher
will you tell your son that it's better for him to love his wife more grin
Romance › Re: My HORRIBLE Experience With My VIRGIN Girlfriend Yesterday by SmellingAnus(m): 2:56pm On Jan 04, 2018
Lol... I also dislike having anything sexual to do with a virgin... Don't ask me why... lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: “My Backup Boyfriend Proposed To Me And I Said Yes, What Should I Do?” — Lady by SmellingAnus(m): 2:53pm On Jan 04, 2018
Lol...

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