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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Denies Speaking With King Of Morocco, Orders Full Investigation by smogup: 8:03pm On Mar 13, 2015
There are two kinds of people in
Nigeria today,those who want
CHANGE and those who want
CONTINUITY. If you want change
you are safe, if you want
continuity there are two things
involved, is either you reside in
LAGOS or you are in PDP. If you
are in lagos you are safe, if you
are in PDP there are two things
involved, is either you are
Jonathan's family or you are
naturally corrupt. If you are
Jonathan's family you are safe cox
u ar going back to Otuoke but if
you are naturally corrupt,there
are two things involved, is either
you leave this country before
March 28 or you remain. If you
leave this country you are save
but if you remain, there is ONLY
one thing involved, YOU ROT IN
JAIL! Vote for Change Vote Buhari
PoliticsRe: ISIS Accepts To Join Forces With Boko Haram by smogup: 7:38am On Mar 13, 2015
searching4love:
undecided

WAR AGAINST THE INFIDELS.MAY ALLAH BLESS PROPHET MUHAMMAD (PBUT) cool

ISLAM SHALL CONQUER AND DOMINATE THE WORLD.


ALLAHU AKBAR cool
One word for you: STUPID
PoliticsJonathan Paid AIT N10billion For The Documentaries Against APC, Osibanjo Is Next by smogup(op): 7:51pm On Mar 09, 2015
African Independent Television (AIT) owners received N10 billion to produce and air negative documentaries on leaders of the All Progressives Congress (APC), a SaharaReportersinvestigation shows.
SaharaReporterslearnt that the Minister for Petroleum Affairs, Diezani Allison-Maduekeis bankrolling the documentary while the scripts and voice overs are being prepared and cut with the help of the Nigeria Television Authority and some Nollywood production companies and working for President Jonathan’s re-election.
As a result of the massive deal, AIT, which was in poor financial shape that its principal owner, Raymond Dokpesi, had decided to sell it to the banks to which the station owed several billions of Naira, is now back in good standing. It has also become considerably bolder because of the backing of Mrs. Allison-Maduekeand other powerful government officials behind the deal.
Our investigation reveals that AIT receives N5 million each time an episode of any of the documentaries is aired on their channels in different Nigerian markets.
Apart from the cost of producing and airing the documentaries, SaharaReportersfound that a team of high-priced lawyers has also been mobilized with about N3 billion to handle any legal threats that may arise from the documentaries. Just last week, APC chieftain Bola Tinubu sued AIT over the documentary on him.
SaharaReporterslearned that the next in the series will focus on the Vice Presidential candidate of the APC, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo.
Our source, who didn’t want to reveal the content, said the objective of that show will be to “destroy” Prof. Osinbajo’s position as a strong moral leader in the Christian community.
“The idea is to make the Christians who have left Jonathan because of Osinbajo’s entry into the Presidential race to have a rethink,” our source stated.
“The PDP is still failing the basic mathematics,” a political analyst told SaharaReporters. “They can squander all of the money in the Central Bank trying to damage the reputation of everyone in the opposition, but how does that provide a cover for the ineptitude and corruption of the Goodluck Jonathan government? Does that explain why Nigeria is far worse than they found it? That is the question Nigerians will be answering when they go to the polls in three weeks.”
http:// newsrescue.com/jonathan- paid-ai t-n10-billion-s land…/…
Sports[b] FUN TIME: Every Premier League Club’s Season Summed Up In A Film Title [/b] by smogup(op): 11:34pm On Mar 05, 2015
Jose Mourinho has the
film star looks

Chelsea –The
Untouchables
Jose Mourinho’s boys
think they own the
place but they’ve got a
winning formula.

Manchester City –
Almost Famous
It looks like everyone’s
favourite Manchester
club will be the
bridesmaids this time
around.

Arsenal – Groundhog
Day
They’ll finish fourth and
probably win the FA
Cup.

Manchester United –
The Hangover Part 2
Louis van Gaal is doing
no better than David
Moyes at replacing Sir
Alex Ferguson.

Liverpool – The
Nightmare Before
Christmas
Post Luis Suarez, the
Reds are finally back on
track.

Southampton – The
Departed
Everyone left in the
summer but this has
been no horror film.

Tottenham Hotspur –
Citizen Kane
With no sign of Sally it’s
all about Harry.

Swansea City –
Bulletproof Monk
Many thought Garry
would be the first boss
to go but the young
gaffer is still going
strong.

Stoke City –
Inglorious Basterds
Mot much glory here
and Stoke are, well, still
Stoke.

West Ham – Out of
Africa
Alex Song retired and
Diafra Sakho pulled a
sickie to escape the Cup
of Nations.

Newcastle United –
An Inconvenient
Truth
The Toon Army
wanted Alan Pardew
out. He left. They are
still crap.

Crystal Palace – The
Return of the King
The silver haired wizard
has made quite a big
impression on his return
to Selhurst Park.

West Brom – The
Great Escape
Things looked pretty
bad under Alan Irvine
but Tony Pulis has got
the Baggies digging their
way out.

Everton – EuroTrip
Like this dull teen movie
the Toffees’ season
has had few laughs.
Steve Bruce is doing
great work at Hull City

Hull City – The
Elephant Man
Steve Bruce is still in
charge.

Sunderland – Mr
Turner
With 14 stalemates
already this term the
Black Cats have been
doing plenty of drawing.

Aston Villa – Titanic
There is no evidence
Paul Lambert painted
Christian Benteke like
one of his French girls
but Villa fans have that
sinking feeling.

QPR – Downfall
An aging dictator fell on
his sword and limped
off towards the
operating table.

Burnley – Fight Club
The first rule about
Burnley is you don’t talk
about Burnley.

Leicester – Gravity
At the King Power no
one can hear you
scream.

CelebritiesRe: Popular Nigeria International Singer, Nneka, Blast Jonathan On CNN by smogup: 7:38am On Mar 05, 2015
wakacome:
[b]Terribly Her songs will terribly sound terrible to you because terribly you have a terrible way of reasoning which has terribly made you to terribly have a terrible hatred for her after she terribly said the truth about the terrible Goodluck jonathan who is the head of a terrible government controlling the nation terribly which has terribly made a lot of nigerians to terribly have a terrible life which can be terribly saddening in a terrible way.. ...am terribly sure if she had terribly said that terrible goodluck jonathan did very well you would not have terribly abuse her and terribly condemn her music in a terrible manner.....terrible hypocrisy at its peak......terribly you sounded terrible and I had to terribly reply you back in a terrible manner which could make you terribly offended and even terribly reply me back and I don't terribly care because I can be terribly harsh on people's stupidity which is terrible to humanity.....have a non-terrible night which terribly is the same way as saying have a wonderful nite terribly.grin...terribly I say unto you go and sin no more as I terribly end my reply to you in the most terrible way which suits you terribly..oops before you terribly go please let me terribly spit on your head..[/b]..
Guy you are terrific. You have terribly nailed it. Case closed!
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Arriving Lagos Today For A Two-day Visit (Photos) by smogup: 9:49pm On Feb 28, 2015
5 DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY. Stupidity is When:
1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate and still chant "Gej 4 2015".
2)You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type ‪#‎ GEJ‬4 2015".
3)You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to ackwledge the fact that you have been cheated "Gej 4 2015". 4)You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of #159 per dollar yet you are a Gejite.
5)You support a man who can't refund or give account of missing $20BN. "THAT IS STUPIDITY" "THERE IS NO LICENCE FOR NONSENSE". ‪#‎ VOTE_GMB_4_2015 ‬. ‪#‎ March4Buhari‬.
Science/Technology10 Countries With The World’s Fastest Internet by smogup(op): 4:06pm On Feb 28, 2015
The followings are the countries with the world's most fastest internet connection.

#10 Singapore
#9 Israel
#8 Bulgaria
#7 Switzerland
#6 Belgium
#5 Romania
#4 Latvia
#3 Japan
#2 South Korea
#1 Hong Kong

source: http://www.mobilelikez.com/technology/10-countries-with-the-worlds-fastest-internet/?uid=akshay532
PoliticsRe: Tompolo ‘contract': NIMASA Threatens To Sue APC by smogup: 5:03am On Feb 23, 2015
Story for the gods!
PoliticsRe: I Never Said I’ll Not Contest Second Term, Says Jonathan by smogup: 10:56pm On Feb 22, 2015
chelseabmw:
In as much as I support GEJ smiley


He is lying here lipsrsealed


Sir, there are times you shouldn't twist answers when you are asked a honest question.. >:


Anyway


GEJ till 2019
cool
And you want to vote a liar as president having acknowledged the fact yourself. If the 'Clueles one' can lie like this, how then can he deliver on all his promises? 4 yrs is like 400 yrs with a corrupt person like Jonathan. So lets beta be wise. A word is enuf.....
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by smogup: 10:19pm On Feb 22, 2015
All these jambitos uniben no be beans o. Get ready for the stress of ya lives.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by smogup: 10:17pm On Feb 22, 2015
abel14:
I applied for ISD.I chose Physics,Account,Yoruba nd Computer as my subject combo.Am i gud to gohuh





*winks*
pls dnt bother paying the acceptance fee, cos its a no-go area for u
PoliticsRe: I’m Not In Any London Hospital - Buhari by smogup: 12:57pm On Feb 22, 2015
Jonathan will surely blame Fayose for making him loose this election to Buhari. His effects to tarnish Buhari's image in public is winning massive followership for Buhari.
Christianity EtcRe: 7 Ways People Enter Into Evil Covenants by smogup: 1:52am On Feb 22, 2015
mlapenna:
I liked the post. I was once a Born Again Christian. Eventually I willingly surrendered unconditionally and eternally to Lucifur.

I have grown to accept my worthlessness, and the truth that I was made to serve Satan. I want and beg, for brutal and vicious unimaginable and never ending torture in hell...and in exchange for an eternity spent burning in hell, I want NOTHING...because I LOVE SATAN. I want him to physically dine on my flesh while my spirit kneels before him.....In worship, cheering him on as he devours my body....knowing the soul is NEXT!!!

I WELCOME RAPE, TORTURE, DEPRAVITY AND EVIL....AND BBEEGG FOR IT!!!! cheesy
Are you high?
RomanceRe: How To Make A Girl Call You by smogup: 8:31pm On Feb 21, 2015
missjenna:
Sorry if I sounded rude. I know guys hate to see any woman that threatens their supremacy.

Once again, accept my apologiesundecided
Now you want him to call you by force so he can send you the card abi
RomanceRe: How To Make A Girl Call You by smogup: 8:24pm On Feb 21, 2015
missjenna:
Yes it works for cheap and purposeless ladies
This stuff can't work on me. I am an independent and purpose driven woman. I ride the vehicle of my life. I can never take the back seat.

If I dont want to pick your call,I won't.
Nothing will make meundecided
what if I ask you to text me ur acct details?
Nairaland GeneralRe: (Baba Ijebu) Kessington Adebutu’s Youngest Wife Unveiled - Photos by smogup: 3:31pm On Feb 21, 2015
ToyozzieTohBad:
So dis is Baba Ijebu? Wow! Marry me too nah.. embarassed
You see your life.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Oral And Anal Sex Spiritually Hygienic In Christian Marriages??? by smogup: 10:00am On Feb 18, 2015
yuzjet:
grin

Nothing we no go see for 9Ja. Your husband said he want styles in sex, u said No DAT it's ungodly. Well, don't marry him. Wait for God to come and f^ck the hell out of u with different styles. Mtchew....
Must you blasphame in the name of making your point. I pray that God forgives you. Try and change bro.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Audio Leaked Tape Not Real - Goodluck Jonathan by smogup: 3:05pm On Feb 15, 2015
Jonathan is a punishment to Nigerians. Just like how king Saul became a punishment to the Israelites, but the fate that befell King Saul is bound to happen to Jonathan. We must not relent in sending him packing. Jonathan must go. if I mistakenly vote for jonathan I wont forgive myself but I know I wont do that.
PoliticsRe: 2015 Election: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Training, Arming Killer Squad by smogup: 2:50pm On Feb 15, 2015
asadike:
buhari is d owner of sambisa forest and his loyalist are there. What are u waiting for,Idi0t?
you are just as clueless as jonathan.... Idiot
PoliticsRe: 2015 Election: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Training, Arming Killer Squad by smogup: 5:37pm On Feb 14, 2015
asadike:
Everyone is on training in nigeria today. Free gej abeg. Even me, if I see person wey go train me as a sniper, o boy, na at your service sir. No time
Dont worry after Buhari win this election you will be trained as a sniper so that you can go to sambisa to battle Boko haram. ID10T!
PoliticsRe: Okupe’s Lawyer Writes Linda Ikeji, Demands Immediate Apology. by smogup: 10:07am On Feb 14, 2015
Okupe is another reason why 'clueless' Jonathan will loose next month. But imagine, Koro and Okupe are threatning to go to court abeg make dem go even mama P sef go say she wan sue channels for her blunders. Na only okupe waka cum o
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier: "We Are Using Old Tanks Since 1976 To Fight Boko Haram" - BBC by smogup: 10:03pm On Feb 13, 2015
Jonathan has failed this country. I urge all those shouting 'GEJ till 2019' to live politics aside and look at the real issues on ground. His lies are many, we need to protect our future.
PoliticsRe: Vote Out Jonathan, He Is Self-Centred – Timipre Sylva by smogup: 9:08am On Jan 14, 2015
even otuoke does not have light I wonder how he will provide electricity for the whole nation
PoliticsRe: First Ladies Don’t Spend Government Money – Jonathan by smogup: 9:14am On Jan 13, 2015
All these lies from Jonathan will make me go and collect my PVC and then use it to vote out Jonathan.
SportsRe: Nigeria In The World-cup Group F With Argentina, Iran and Bosnia Herzegovina by smogup: 8:41pm On Dec 06, 2013
IRAN WILL BEAT ARGENTINA
EducationRe: We Are Going To Court For Iyayi -Falana by smogup: 8:34pm On Nov 24, 2013
FALANA deserves an OSCAR award or is it HAZARD award?
The fella of our time!
PoliticsRe: Convoy Of Kwara's First-Lady Killed Lagos Community Leader- Saharareporters. by smogup: 12:19pm On Nov 20, 2013
RedBenson: My annoyance is, why didnt the truck driver ram the vehicle on the convoy instead of the poor masses? We would by this time be applauding him for job well done if he had rammed the truck on the convoy. Nonsense driver! Besides, all these useless 1st ladies or whatever they call themselves, what is thier responsibities in the society sef? On what account shld a convoy be attached to a 1st lady? It's high policy laws are put in place to retrack sensibility in our society. A president/governor's wife shld be in the kitchen cooking for our hushand and guests coming to the govt house but here, you have her moving around on convoy aimlessly using the state fund to fuel the vehicles plus other expenses incurred in the process of the journey when majority of the citizens are dying in abject poverty. Since she had used convoy to destroy souls, in convoy shall she and other reckless convoy users/drivers die - amen.

That's the prayer of the Nigerian masses!!!
Well spoken!
Nigerians are endangered specie
RIP to the dead.
PoliticsRe: Lamido Confronted DPO Who Disrupted Rebel Governors Meeting ! by smogup: 3:18pm On Nov 05, 2013
Sweetcollins: Hmmmmm, odikwa serious. I like Sanusi's charisma though
what is this one talking about?
Is the Lamido in the story the same Sanusi of CBN?
PhonesRe: Anti-Add Android Campaign By Blackberry Users? by smogup: 9:09pm On Oct 27, 2013
Who wants to buy my Bold 5?
SportsRe: NFF Must Respect Me, Pay Me - Keshi by smogup: 7:22am On Oct 25, 2013
Keshi go to FIFA and complain. They wont take any nonsense.
CelebritiesRe: Yinka Ayefele’s Band-boys Disappear During US Tour by smogup: 11:49pm On Oct 18, 2013
When them catch n deport dem, our oga Aregbe and Osho baba go give dem scholarship like dat boy too for their courage, but if them no catch them, good for them.
Am waiting for my turn too!
Christianity EtcRe: Man Shoots At Jehovah Witnesses For Visiting by smogup: 11:59pm On Oct 04, 2013
searay: Too bad. RIP to the dead. I come late upon d rush
were u from come sef. If you didnt read the story you should as well see some comments with people saying 9 shots without anyone dead. So keep your RIP to yourself.

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