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There are two kinds of people in Nigeria today,those who want CHANGE and those who want CONTINUITY. If you want change you are safe, if you want continuity there are two things involved, is either you reside in LAGOS or you are in PDP. If you are in lagos you are safe, if you are in PDP there are two things involved, is either you are Jonathan's family or you are naturally corrupt. If you are Jonathan's family you are safe cox u ar going back to Otuoke but if you are naturally corrupt,there are two things involved, is either you leave this country before March 28 or you remain. If you leave this country you are save but if you remain, there is ONLY one thing involved, YOU ROT IN JAIL! Vote for Change Vote Buhari |
searching4love:One word for you: STUPID |
African Independent Television (AIT) owners received N10 billion to produce and air negative documentaries on leaders of the All Progressives Congress (APC), a SaharaReportersinvestigation shows. SaharaReporterslearnt that the Minister for Petroleum Affairs, Diezani Allison-Maduekeis bankrolling the documentary while the scripts and voice overs are being prepared and cut with the help of the Nigeria Television Authority and some Nollywood production companies and working for President Jonathan’s re-election. As a result of the massive deal, AIT, which was in poor financial shape that its principal owner, Raymond Dokpesi, had decided to sell it to the banks to which the station owed several billions of Naira, is now back in good standing. It has also become considerably bolder because of the backing of Mrs. Allison-Maduekeand other powerful government officials behind the deal. Our investigation reveals that AIT receives N5 million each time an episode of any of the documentaries is aired on their channels in different Nigerian markets. Apart from the cost of producing and airing the documentaries, SaharaReportersfound that a team of high-priced lawyers has also been mobilized with about N3 billion to handle any legal threats that may arise from the documentaries. Just last week, APC chieftain Bola Tinubu sued AIT over the documentary on him. SaharaReporterslearned that the next in the series will focus on the Vice Presidential candidate of the APC, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo. Our source, who didn’t want to reveal the content, said the objective of that show will be to “destroy” Prof. Osinbajo’s position as a strong moral leader in the Christian community. “The idea is to make the Christians who have left Jonathan because of Osinbajo’s entry into the Presidential race to have a rethink,” our source stated. “The PDP is still failing the basic mathematics,” a political analyst told SaharaReporters. “They can squander all of the money in the Central Bank trying to damage the reputation of everyone in the opposition, but how does that provide a cover for the ineptitude and corruption of the Goodluck Jonathan government? Does that explain why Nigeria is far worse than they found it? That is the question Nigerians will be answering when they go to the polls in three weeks.” http:// newsrescue.com/jonathan- paid-ai t-n10-billion-s land…/… |
Jose Mourinho has the film star looks Chelsea –The Untouchables Jose Mourinho’s boys think they own the place but they’ve got a winning formula. Manchester City – Almost Famous It looks like everyone’s favourite Manchester club will be the bridesmaids this time around. Arsenal – Groundhog Day They’ll finish fourth and probably win the FA Cup. Manchester United – The Hangover Part 2 Louis van Gaal is doing no better than David Moyes at replacing Sir Alex Ferguson. Liverpool – The Nightmare Before Christmas Post Luis Suarez, the Reds are finally back on track. Southampton – The Departed Everyone left in the summer but this has been no horror film. Tottenham Hotspur – Citizen Kane With no sign of Sally it’s all about Harry. Swansea City – Bulletproof Monk Many thought Garry would be the first boss to go but the young gaffer is still going strong. Stoke City – Inglorious Basterds Mot much glory here and Stoke are, well, still Stoke. West Ham – Out of Africa Alex Song retired and Diafra Sakho pulled a sickie to escape the Cup of Nations. Newcastle United – An Inconvenient Truth The Toon Army wanted Alan Pardew out. He left. They are still crap. Crystal Palace – The Return of the King The silver haired wizard has made quite a big impression on his return to Selhurst Park. West Brom – The Great Escape Things looked pretty bad under Alan Irvine but Tony Pulis has got the Baggies digging their way out. Everton – EuroTrip Like this dull teen movie the Toffees’ season has had few laughs. Steve Bruce is doing great work at Hull City Hull City – The Elephant Man Steve Bruce is still in charge. Sunderland – Mr Turner With 14 stalemates already this term the Black Cats have been doing plenty of drawing. Aston Villa – Titanic There is no evidence Paul Lambert painted Christian Benteke like one of his French girls but Villa fans have that sinking feeling. QPR – Downfall An aging dictator fell on his sword and limped off towards the operating table. Burnley – Fight Club The first rule about Burnley is you don’t talk about Burnley. Leicester – Gravity At the King Power no one can hear you scream.
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wakacome:Guy you are terrific. You have terribly nailed it. Case closed! |
5 DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY. Stupidity is When: 1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate and still chant "Gej 4 2015". 2)You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type # GEJ4 2015". 3)You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to ackwledge the fact that you have been cheated "Gej 4 2015". 4)You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of #159 per dollar yet you are a Gejite. 5)You support a man who can't refund or give account of missing $20BN. "THAT IS STUPIDITY" "THERE IS NO LICENCE FOR NONSENSE". # VOTE_GMB_4_2015 . # March4Buhari. |
The followings are the countries with the world's most fastest internet connection. #10 Singapore #9 Israel #8 Bulgaria #7 Switzerland #6 Belgium #5 Romania #4 Latvia #3 Japan #2 South Korea #1 Hong Kong source: http://www.mobilelikez.com/technology/10-countries-with-the-worlds-fastest-internet/?uid=akshay532 |
Story for the gods! |
chelseabmw:And you want to vote a liar as president having acknowledged the fact yourself. If the 'Clueles one' can lie like this, how then can he deliver on all his promises? 4 yrs is like 400 yrs with a corrupt person like Jonathan. So lets beta be wise. A word is enuf..... |
All these jambitos uniben no be beans o. Get ready for the stress of ya lives. |
abel14:pls dnt bother paying the acceptance fee, cos its a no-go area for u |
Jonathan will surely blame Fayose for making him loose this election to Buhari. His effects to tarnish Buhari's image in public is winning massive followership for Buhari. |
mlapenna:Are you high? |
missjenna:Now you want him to call you by force so he can send you the card abi |
missjenna:what if I ask you to text me ur acct details? |
ToyozzieTohBad:You see your life. |
yuzjet:Must you blasphame in the name of making your point. I pray that God forgives you. Try and change bro. |
Jonathan is a punishment to Nigerians. Just like how king Saul became a punishment to the Israelites, but the fate that befell King Saul is bound to happen to Jonathan. We must not relent in sending him packing. Jonathan must go. if I mistakenly vote for jonathan I wont forgive myself but I know I wont do that. |
asadike:you are just as clueless as jonathan.... Idiot |
asadike:Dont worry after Buhari win this election you will be trained as a sniper so that you can go to sambisa to battle Boko haram. ID10T! |
Okupe is another reason why 'clueless' Jonathan will loose next month. But imagine, Koro and Okupe are threatning to go to court abeg make dem go even mama P sef go say she wan sue channels for her blunders. Na only okupe waka cum o |
Jonathan has failed this country. I urge all those shouting 'GEJ till 2019' to live politics aside and look at the real issues on ground. His lies are many, we need to protect our future. |
even otuoke does not have light I wonder how he will provide electricity for the whole nation |
All these lies from Jonathan will make me go and collect my PVC and then use it to vote out Jonathan. |
IRAN WILL BEAT ARGENTINA |
FALANA deserves an OSCAR award or is it HAZARD award? The fella of our time! |
RedBenson: My annoyance is, why didnt the truck driver ram the vehicle on the convoy instead of the poor masses? We would by this time be applauding him for job well done if he had rammed the truck on the convoy. Nonsense driver! Besides, all these useless 1st ladies or whatever they call themselves, what is thier responsibities in the society sef? On what account shld a convoy be attached to a 1st lady? It's high policy laws are put in place to retrack sensibility in our society. A president/governor's wife shld be in the kitchen cooking for our hushand and guests coming to the govt house but here, you have her moving around on convoy aimlessly using the state fund to fuel the vehicles plus other expenses incurred in the process of the journey when majority of the citizens are dying in abject poverty. Since she had used convoy to destroy souls, in convoy shall she and other reckless convoy users/drivers die - amen.Well spoken! Nigerians are endangered specie RIP to the dead. |
Sweetcollins: Hmmmmm, odikwa serious. I like Sanusi's charisma thoughwhat is this one talking about? Is the Lamido in the story the same Sanusi of CBN? |
Who wants to buy my Bold 5? |
Keshi go to FIFA and complain. They wont take any nonsense. |
When them catch n deport dem, our oga Aregbe and Osho baba go give dem scholarship like dat boy too for their courage, but if them no catch them, good for them. Am waiting for my turn too! |
searay: Too bad. RIP to the dead. I come late upon d rushwere u from come sef. If you didnt read the story you should as well see some comments with people saying 9 shots without anyone dead. So keep your RIP to yourself. |


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