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onyinye2:
Watch two boys boast as men.

hey see your ribbons falling off, berra go tie your pony tail, and leave big men yarns jare!

i don't agree, when man see woman, he will first see her arse, then her pointers, and till the woman puts up her left hand Bleep you finger they don't see the ring.

$$Rhino:
And the babe cld dress in cat woman suit?
u be funny dude

dude, u know all about dating, i know an experienced dude when i see em.

why be say any long thread, u see na fight fight, diss, diss make am long, ehen.

guy i don tell u o, take her to see a superman movie and make sure u all dressed up in a superman suit and cape. that will stir her up big time.

hey Yemi, no mind me, i love to joke, hey are u really serious about this, then take this girl to see a movie. a good one, thats a cool 1st date, she will wanna see u again. blive me.

actually, those methods sounds like a yahoozee strategy, and should probably work for anything online,poster abi?

thats just it, these days ladies trying not to act cheap, will opt for a structured friendship and then finally u guys consummate it on your bed later.
in other words, modern girls will rather see a love relationship as friendship, which infact is the main and real thing guys look for, so indirectly or directly, however u want to take it,this girl don fall for u since, just be bold and do the things u will do if she had said a YES.

yemi 22:
i stays on d island

i see a problem, your grammer,just so you dnt loose this girl when u meet, i suggest you take tu-face lines,here

girl----------------how u doing
yemi--------------nothing dey happen
girl-----------------its so good to finally meet you
yemi---------------no shaking

just keep it this light and she wont detect your gbosa!

nana:
Mr.Biggs

kind of girls my mama used to warn me about! ole.

i can see u are truely disturbed but truth is girls find it difficult to say the word, just continue as been her friend, and keep spending time with her, from play, you guys will move to the real thing, just like that. you dnt need to ask her again. she likes you.

dont u have a room. if u dnt get one fast and make sure u got a mattress. goodluck. thank god,he is finally going to get laid. almost thought we were failing here in helping dudes like u get laid.

konkocious:
well maybe u should put your picture there so that we can see you if everything youve said is true

seconded, and make sure all the xters u mention are visible,like the hair going up to your belle button and the portable boobs,e.t.c. cos we wanna be sure we dnt get deceived.

hey poster, berra change the 'hit' in ya post, everyone thinks u talking about beating your girl, when you actually mean Bleep.just shows folks here dnt read thru post b4 they respond.and u know what they say bout half baked comments.

hey tope, tell me u just killing time with this bullshit, and shld i look at your size 12 shoe all day, pls put a berra pics, u know what it does to me.

so what the guy she let u for cldnt afford an abortion so she came tou, cos she knows u will stupidly accept responsibility and take her back cos u are like a dog, always going back to his shit, and after the abortion she leaves u, takes in again, comes back, u take care of it and then she leaves again,and this have happened 10times. men u and your sick bitch shld post something berra.

hey tope the guy meant 'debe'u know like giving her the koko, not hit in the sense of beating, you know i wont subscribe to that naa.

anyway when the chase is on, the guy does all the calling, runnning around, and says all the sorrys even when he's right.
but after the hit, she calls most times, comes around everytime and says sorry even when no wahala.
thats what he is talking about. so na lie abi no be lie?

true talk. that's why they always complain their man changed afterwards, cos he is only trying to gain his respect he gave away when the chase was on.

your evil don mature, and is begginig to torment your conscience.suffer alone.

depends of which of the sexes is making the decision, for the ladies na money, for the guys na looks, thats why ugly rich men no need talk too much, and beauty na born talent for ladies.

abeg leave your brother and his relationship, go find ya own, if he deyhard u get, come my house, enough cobwebs and toilet dey for waashing. and your parents are the one's intefering, thats why he stopped giving them allowance, so they shld shut their mouth so they get allowance.

you no hear say them no dey put mouth for love matter,if not na you go be their enemy o.

and your bros no chop anything, na love wan kill am so. even if he chop, at least na im take im hand chop the food with him too eyes open, which means he wan fall in love.

get a hold on your feelings, na people like you dey encourage female circumcision.

na true talk, but at least them no how th order, carry them go fast food, sharply them don decorate the table with berra balanced diet.then u pay.

you did the right thing. who go marry u, go marry u, no matter the blemish.

His Followers, all on dark shades, thats why they cant see the light!

hollandis:
lol
ugly babes= monster= baboon so no fun

guy stop lying, when congi hold u reach neck the other day, no be ennyluv pic u take jerk off.

hollandis:
if nature calls and I see one ugly babe with fine punana .my thing go lose erection.

guy na people like u dey watch nature TV, see two baboons get it on, your privates go dey stand.

girls dnt like guys that do crazy things for them, they take u for a mugu, but treat them like dirt, then u the real man.