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guy i dnt think serious agro don hold u b4, u can stick it in a rabbit hole.

hollandis:
my thingy never gets erect when the girl is ugly
FACE with a capital F

that na lie, whats face got to do with it, not even love matters when your blood is pumping and your manliness throbbing, if u dnt take time sef, u will straff a headless body.

you all saying dont do it, do it, take your time, etc, failing to see what this guys real problem is, at 23, he cant get a girlfriend,probably cant even approach one to even start a discussion, so i think u all shld be guiding him on that.cos a girl still a virgin at 23 can be by choice, but a guy, definaltely lack of opportunities.

none counts, what matters most is the heart.

your girlfriend + her boyfriend = hopelessness.

they are just yahoozee-ing their lives.

shoprite will soon experience a fall in sales as our representatives are bent on passing the bill against indecent dressing soon. so shoprite go lose their but naked customers,which are like 99.99999999999%.

two reasons.
1. send a modern man back to 1million years bc, what do u think their reaction will be, thats the situation here, 9ja's aint used to shopping mall, so its like a rendezvous, and trust 9ja babes to flaunt and flirt themselves where there is every possibility of being 'shoppedrite'.

2. 9ja babes are cheap, and cheap things are supposed to be sold there, so what better place to advertise their cheap selves than at shoprite.

i think they are doing the right thing, holding their fresh staffs for two years b4 they can go, any responsible fresher shld give the organisation 2yrs at least b4 thinking of leaving, and that includes not getting married in those two yrs,

and the car thing, its okay, its part of coporate branding, the only wrong i see in it, is that they are all forced to get a particular kinda car.(if na true) but other organisations have done that in the past.

finding a good woman is almost impossible, infact its been so, even the bible had to lament. 'a virtous woman, who can find.'( proverbs 31:10)

'plane' stupid, they are just jokers you dont have to get crazy and stupid cos u wanna do sometin differently, i bet they will break up before they even land to say i do. they just shown they're fcucking inmature for marriage.

I met my husband when he was trying to use my system to log on to nairaland.com.He was almost 30 years old when we met and i was a bit above 18 years.He is Yoruba and i am Ibo,people thought that it cannot work because of the age gap and the tribe stuff.We are husband and wife now and it did not affect my academics,i will be 21 by september.He is my friend,brother,confidant and my baby.The marriage is blessed with a baby boy,we are the newest father and mother on Nairaland.He made me to join nairaland today,i have always been a guest of the forum.I love you all the mothers and fathers on nairaland and awaiting couples.[/i]

he is your father. but congrats sha!

Moyo, have stated repeated on the land, that she likes the real thing alot, cuddling and pre-intimacy will definatley be the same as they heat things up to the actuak desired end, which i love too.

not surprised,all runs finally ends up in a dilemna

these wonderful story cld only have happened back in the days, not now where we got lots of manliness and shovel heads all scribbling everywhere on the land.
lucky you!

are u all saying their add shld have been , union bank,small, weak, unreliable.

michelin89:
Wetin he see? Nothing important I bet.

you damn right, nothing  important, just some dead old used michelin tyres.

hey segzi just be nice to the lady,she's outtta d**k, might be your lucky day and get a freebie.

segzi cres:
@michelin damn!! you got an arsenal down in your tongue. uncle smooth please don't be made fun of.

tanx dear, i just checked her last post, and can finally see she was selling tatashe at oshodi market b4 her big break to italy for dick sucking.

michelin89:
Sorry dude. Finally he could allow the beast in him out. Besides don't you know men also kill their wives in your lovely Nigeria? Mentally weak being. Continue blaming it on the west and displaying your lack of intellectual freedom!

okay i blame it on the the thick jungle you call village you escaped from and was ferried to ITALO. naybe tht the part of 9ja where a man will run out, take a gun and run to his wife car, shoot her 9times, repeating Bleep u bitch with every round, and finally goes to call the police and says hey i just killed the damn bitch that ruined my life.  

michelin89:
Yeah experience from being an unrepentant wife beater! Only a wife beater would encourage a woman to go back to a wife beater!

let go of your past, its affecting your comments, no one said wife beater here, but we understand,after all you went thru in the hand of that brut, well take heart. you will get over the trauma, then, maybe then your post will start making sense.

the guy just acting out his western influence, and now u want to coin it a nigerian thing. as far as i'm concern that guy stop being a nigerian long time ago, and he is from your country where psychos go around as men.bullshit!!!!

dnt mind most of these baboons, they av been used and abused, and yet thet still confused, and they are here giving you a quick ans 'to leave him' forgetting you still love him.

and dear, if you really do love him, you wont ask for anyone's opinion,you shld know what to do, love forgives, forgets and loves again.

go for surgery, cut off your privates, and go tell them u didnt do it, when they ask for evidence, you just pull down your pants, then they will know she is just a spoilt lying bitch.

babe, forget serving the nation, and run go hold your house o.

and second, really ask your guy, i am sure he must have had somethng with that girl b4, probably they have been shagging without strings attched, cos the babe knows bout your presence, but u know girls can eventually get emotional and want to stay for good. cos with the statement that girl made, they definately have something.

i rem, my days in sch, my babe travelled one weekend and i had somethng with my neigbour, when my girl came back, i was expecting she will understand and go, but to my surprise, she became a pest till my girl confronted her openly, and i no go tell u the scar she left behind o. _{i dnt mean heart brk,}

its hard 2 live with the idea that your frnd has done your wife, talkless of brother.

abeg the solution, is if the guy is now a 'somebody' then he shld settle the girl for the days she was there for him
and get on with his life. it happened twice for godsakes, i wont even go on after the first one.haba. na the guy brother o.
he shld even stay clear of that his bro, the guy fit dupe or kill am 2moro.

who knows self, maybe she was sleeping around to feed him when he was down then, now sex don bcome her habit.
she will end up sleeping with the houseboy, driver, gateman, and bingo, when they get married.

have u asked if the guy will love to come join and get married to you. guys dnt think the way u girls think sometimes u know, thats why he is a MAN.

i was in same situation, my girl left, mine shld have even been better cos all the 5yrs she was there, we kept contact, and lately she wants us to get together again and wants me to come and stay with her and probably get married and raise kids. she said she no mind the cost or stress o. but i told her plain, NO. cos i dnt feel her anymore. and i had a girl then that i was crazy about,_{wont even go now she's gone}. besides i got a job i love and a country that i have faith in,

so its berra u move on, dear, and find someone there, cos the guy don forget u, the only time he gonna show interest is if he's jobless and that na just to chop ya money, bone u.

but u can try sha, i may be wrong this time, _{(remeber we are not liable for any heart break o)}

a player does not make a team, and only a team can win a match! so we shld not make a fuss about not having mikel in the squad.

and sports is not bout winnig, its more about discipline and xter, so if mikel dnt have it ,then siasia did the right thing.

few fine, all wowo.
all Hot, no one freaky.