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with the right amount of money, dropped into the right hands, your name CAN be expunged from the database

Nigeria my country!

Olojuobinrin:
I don’t even understand why you want to check my phone and then take me to atm to withdraw money , it makes no sense at all .

Step out, dressing Nice & Expensive,
then you WILL understand "why"

How I detest plastic butt & tits

You had better come to me with an original orange_size titties, than come to me with BIG fake b00bs

An animal is an animal

4get dat shit abt a dog being man's best friend
There's a reason they're called "animals"

Oh
BTW
M a dog lover.

I had high hopes for the Babe
Cos I used to think she was different 4rm d rest
But it seems she too is an undercover olosho
...just like every other Babe in there

On the other hand...

If my supposed girlfriend should call me up when she finds herself in such a situation, I will ask her her exact location and tell her to send me the other guy's phone number.

I'll call him and hail him for fixing my "supposed" girlfriend in such a precarious situation as a real OG that he is. I'll ask for his account details and then I'll send him 30k.
It's now left for him to either go bail the bítch out or he just keep the 30k for himself.

Meanwhile, I'll still drive down to meet my insatiable girlfriend where she is and inform her that I've sent 30k to the guy who brought her to the Restaurant. And that we should both wait for him to come clear the bills (out of the goodness of his heart) with the money I sent to him.

If after 30minutes or so the dude doesn't show up, I'll most definitely leave my hoe of a girlfriend right there in the Restaurant and drive back to where I came from.

O.Y.O is her case.

Just like someone said on the first page...

"Girl wey know say na person like me dey date her, Dem no born her well for her to fit pick up her phone and call me if she finds herself in such a situation".

As for the Mr_Nice_Guys
going to clear the bills for her ain't bad
but...
4her to comfortably pick up her phone n call u?
mehnnnnnnnn ...it's the audacity for me

Which kind village students be all diswan wey con dey echo nonsense for there ni

That year, We see doings wey pass diswan for Ekpoma nah

Mtcheeeew
Utter rubbish.

Once upon a time, I went to a club with my girl. She took something light and I took things n things ...by the time we got home I was so fvcking high n in a mood for some fvckery.
And, boy, did I fvck her good?
It was the next day she was telling me how excessively hard I was screwing her. And when she was asking me to take it easy n gently, I was just telling her to shut up n take it
...I told her I didn't remember saying dat 2her
[and, honestly, I didn't remember]
We BOTH laughed about it sha
After I apologized
And that was that.

PS: I can't relate on why your girl is tryna make a mountain outta molehill. However, the ONLY part I can relate with you on is the part you said she called ur name n was like, "Peter, do u realize you're about to rape me? Pls stop".

One time a friend of mine came visiting n along the lines, she had to spend the night. Stoopid me thinking that it was a sign that she's willing to get down with a neggar...at night, I started smooching the babe, touching her all over n shit.
It was when I was trying to get my fingers into her panties that Babe called my name n said, "I can't believe you're the one doing this"

Omó, 2seconds, e just be like say Dem pour me cold water for body. I on light look her, I no go lie i saw glimpses of disappointment in her eyes as she looked at me too. And e con be like say the babe wan shed tears sef

Mehnnn, na so I take calm down myself by myself until morning reach.

With all this said...
OP
I must reiterate the fact that I won't get why your girl wants to call it quits with you over the little stunt you tried to pull on her

Try reach her and apologize once more
If she still dey form vex, bone her
Let Her Go!!!

All these boys sef ehn
Why engage in something you very well know you can't go Scot free of?

Yahoo, I understand.
Raping? I really don't understand.

Dis reminds me of one time I decided to play and price the market of one hungry n ugly looking Runsbabe I came across on Inmessage App. Babe no just dey classy at all.

Na so babe tell me say na 40k she dey collect for TDB. I just ended the chat with a laughing emoji.
For my mind i was, like, "see mumu wey I no go even fit follow with Waka for road for broad daylight na e say make I pay 40k for her yeye black kpekus"

Who d'fvck gives Andre to a Maltina girl ??

Jflex07:
Are you okay? Do you live in ph? Almost every port Harcourt and Rivers indigene knows that Wike failed woefully. The only thing he did was to build flyovers everywhere. No employment, o promotion, insecurity is at an all time high.. Everyday we hear about one chance cab drivers and keke drivers. If you live in ph and you love yourself just avoid night movements else sorry is your case. Amaechi was far better than wike in performance as a governor.

PADI man, normal normal I suppose attack you for this yarnings wey you yarn so
But make I kapless, unto one thing one thing

2T215:
It should bother you why a politician like Atiku and the PDP hierarchy is interested in him if he is of no value.
Underrate Wike at your own peril! That he could pull the number of votes in that primary is a testament to his hold on the party.
Wike is a face you see, there are many persons behind him.

If not for Tambuwal's blatant betrayal, Wike would've emerged PDP flag bearer; Atiku would've been the second runner up"

Many persons on this forum who underestimate Wike's prowess and him being a political juggernaut, don't really know THAT bolded FACT.

swiz123:
They can do anything for clout. I wish she tried this nonsense in US, a nice correctional facility would have truly corrected her behaviour.

you're wrong bro.
Her baby would ONLY be taken from her
by Child Welfare Service

Cypress042:
If the sidechick has a good character, nothing would have stopped him from marrying her.

It's funny how some woman think they can trap a man with pregnancy

I just tire bros

Some sick bítch tried to try that shit on me
early last month.

hkidola00:
the light skin stuff..what if the rooms light is off,there wouldn't be difference between dark andfair girl

Seeing a very light skin lady in all her glory and lying on 'your' bed...actually gives most guys the kicks

Hence, we DON'T turn off the lights totally when we're about to do the Do. least we usually do is turn off the bright lights n turn on the dim light.

PS: that body MUST be seen

Am sure Amaka didn't see this one coming

17k is the highest we've paid
But these days, we pay nothing more than 10k
And for you to be the type we pay 10k to,
you've gotta be as pretty as mammy-water
...n you MUST be light skinned; non-negotiable

If you be man n you dey into the terrible habit of knacking another man wife, try NOT going to do the Do in her home.

Me na invite I dey invite Dem come my side o
To avoid situations like this

Before this year, I used to think this very reality show was totally worthless, useless and meant for jobless people.
I even harboured the notion that BBN is practically a show specially meant for hoes to come do what hoes do

But
let's be frank, this year's BBN show ain't bad.
And I say it ain't bad in the sense that there's little or no fvckery in the house like it were in the previous BBN shows

Trinitycian:
He still has an option - step down or be consumed

If only Tinubu will put his greed and ambitions aside, and just publicly declare a stepdown for Peter Obi; asking his few genuine supporters to support P.O
To prove to the northerners that the southerners too knows how to play the stepping_down_game to uplift a 'brother' when the occasion calls for it.

If only Tinubu will put his greed and ambitions aside, and just publicly declare a stepdown for Peter Obi; asking his few genuine supporters to support P.O
To prove to the northerners that the southerners too knows how to play the stepping_down_game to uplift a 'brother' when the occasion calls for it.

~Chomzy

the only lady in BBnaija wey I dey reason say
her yansh is probably as soft as a water foam
D rest Dem yansh sims as strong as Mouka foam

2bad my crush (Modella) was evicted 2day sha

mariahAngel:
They might turn her to a maid.

Having that in mind...
That's why I used the terms "Trustworthy & Reliable"

Dude, ask a reliable female friend or a married male friend who's got kids, to help take care of your daughter

OP
nor reason the matter too much sha
Such men? Dem many

I dare say, am one of such men/guys

Since season start (dis month or was it last month sef) I never turn on SuperSports for TV

...NGwild and others na e men take dey use keep busy; the times they ain't bombing nor scavenging for clients.

Here I was thinking they were implying that the dude was actually ordained by the current Pope of the Vatican City

What nonsense!

Wike be giving Dem Back to Back

Reno, follow your Atiku make we follow our Obi

We actually have no problems whether Obi is respecting the dictates of Ipob "or not"
After all, Atiku had no problem with dancing to the tunes of those Jihādist marauders up North who snuffed out Deborah's life in a most barbaric manner

After this public display, have your lawyer bring in half a Millie into the right office...and you're off the hook

If you know, you know

That level of excitement for someone
who flew all the way down??

Damn!

Kai
I do raw 2day 2day with a SM friend that visited 2day. n now I con dey read about HIV 2day still??
Chai