₦airaland Forum

Sweetplum:
How ll he release semen?

Normal way na.

Sperm doesn't die when the person dies. Stays alive for awhile.

You can read about it.

How's sustainable bis this move. Rather than find a lasting solution. You are doing quick rubbish fix.

When you flood ministries with people without vision. Ideas like this come up.

Romanoff:
When you were enjoying yourself, you didn't tell us. Please, when she puts to bed, let us know so we sef can come and enjoy naming rice.

Abstain from premarital sex, una no go hear.

Your mind you have given advise. No empathy. If you can't give advise. Don't type. Deed has been done. What he needs is advise for him and the girl.

For a period not time, a dead man can still get a woman pregnant. I think for some hours.

segtech68:
I'm in a very serious relationship which will likely lead to marriage before the middle of this year. she's a good lady, very decent, God fearing and has a good Job. We both love each other so there's no point waiting than to marry her. We've talked about it and she loves the idea. Also , i've met her family and her parent treated me kindly.

The issue is, we are both planning to relocate after marriage to any of the western countries, we are both credible financially and i'm very sure we won't get denied but the stories i've heard about women changing after getting abroad makes me want to think twice about the court marriage. I would love to do every other marital right except court marriage.

How do i tell her politely without losing her? please i'll appreciate your advise.

Thank you.

Firstly, Na only court marriage embassy dey accept. So since you want to relocate after marriage. You must do court wedding.

Unless, you people do trad & church in Nigeria. Then relocate as individuals but it live a couple there.

Johnthejohn:
Women must born babies. That's the only thing they can offer men

Are you saying the only thing your mama offer your papa Na cos she born children for him?

Or that your mother hasn't and can't offered you anything cos she can't born children for you?

Iloveu778:
I'm more of an introvert, am always indoor most times I don't socialise much.

So over the years I discovered I don't really know how to talk to ladies at all, Infact I got scared when I see beautiful ladies for no reason.
So I decided to start socializing and start asking girls out.
The first one I asked out today, Just look me from down to top and hissed.
Am average looking though.
I felt bad smh, I just want to ask those who has been in the game for long how it is ?
Is that how girls behave ?

Practice makes perfect.

What attracts girls apart from looks and money is confidence.

Grow it and you will see how attractive you are.

Candidlady:


Stay home with mum and sister


Then go visit my friend

Sense will not kill you

funkmrflexx:
3 of my sisters children live with my mom. I'm the one in charge of their school cus their parents don't live in the same city. So I found out the last one which is about 7 years Fingered my neighbors daughter of about 3 years. The father of the girl who's a good friend of mine told me.
He said it had happened twice, first about 3 months ago and again before Christmas.
He said after his daughter told him the first time he warned the boy but the boy did it again. I asked my mom and she mom said it's a lie that the boy can't do anything like that, I even later find out that my mom told the little boy to stop greeting the man.

So I took the 3 of them to my house for holiday and after I heard the issue I promised the girls father that I would find out the truth, he told me that the boy is very smart but we need to be careful with him. And the reason he didn't take the issue very far Is because of me and I apologized to him and told him I would deal with the issue.

When we got to my house, I bought cane and I flogged the boy, at first he denied it but later confessed that he did it, that it was another boy (of about 20 years that showed him how to do it) that the boy even fingered his anus twice. I severely punished him and he promised not to do it again

Now the issue is that I don't feel like letting the boy going back to stay with my mom cus the other ones are saying it's my mom is one of the people spoiling the boy cus he's her favorite grandchild. I'm thinking of taking the boy from my mom and have in stay with Me and my wife but my wife thinks he's too small (he's just 7) she said we should wait till a bit older and we should take one of the other ones who are older.

But I feel a little boy having gone through something like this needs to be straightened out now before it's too late and I also don't want to make it an issue with my wife.
I'm scared that if the boy grows up and becomes something else knowing that I could do something when he was little, I will feel very bad because that's how them bobrisky take start

What about the 20 years that fingered him and thought him. He needs to be punished

VeryWickedSimp:
Its called true love.
Now they are both positive.

Not like that.

If she's on her drugs and a viral load is low. She can't infect him.

They can live for many years and he won't get infected

ThoughtOfYou:
What quality of food is that. Fact I know is that N300 can not afford you any good meal in Nigeria today. I am certain about that.

Depends on location

Sheistoopretty:
Per litre is now N400, I had to pay N4,000 for 10 litres


Something that was a litre N250 so I had to buy 10 Litres for my car the other day that was N2,500, not even up to a week oo

Which area be this

If your story is true,. Do you part in the relationship. Pray and hope she is the one to end the relationship. If she ends it on her own terms... Then no problem but don't rush and end it.

SodiumValproate:
Nothing has given me joy like my Nokia E63 back in 2009

Was your phone red or blue?

Nokia 6.2

That phone was pure joy.

jericco1:
I don't see myself relocating

Why?

peter0071:
the force needs a full rehabilitation. Most of these men are mad men issues with guns. May her soul rest in peace but may her killers not go unpunished. May the earth upon which they step on fight them until their death

Rather than sack officers who have offended or abuse citizens. They demote them. Still keeping the car eggs in the system but this time, they are more ruthless and evil.

Is it impossible that state government cannot do dual carriageway.

Is it in law that they cannot build 4 lane road?

jeromestarks:
Is it just me or this girl is destined to cry in the years to come?


I mean,she makes too much noise.

For this reason, I hereby release curse on you DJ Cuppy. This union will cost you more than your life.

Stupid girl.

Do you have any encounter with her?
Why curse her?

Rokiatu45:
This is complete emotional abuse.

Say no to all form of abuse.

Make we hear the guy story before you conclude

ebubeson:
If someone gets born again, will the person still be affected by past ancestral Bondages or curses? Please contribute... in situations were you offended someone and the person cursed, you may have to go back to apologize or return what you stole..

Please contribute!

Yes.. it doesn't matter if you are born again or not. Ancestral bondage applies to the person.
Being born again, the holy spirit highlights you of things in your foundation that you need to separate from.

Wealthbrain22:
Bro God created us in patterns. We may differ in few aspects but ultimately we all behave the same primarily. The average man almost always like the same things and behave the same way and so goes for women, you will most likely encounter women who will behave like I have described 9 out of every 10 times, now goodluck finding the 1percent whose different from the norm.

9 out of 10 is extreme but majority of them fall into your description.

Ransomware:
He is giving the adventure to the porn community

Na give then..

Family meeting loading

jackals:
Met a guy of recent who seem to tick my boxes. He's sound, smart and doing well really financially. Didn't take him serious initially cuz of where he works. Guys that work there always think they're a catch to every woman in Lagos and all that.
We got talking around last month and I've really gone deep and the feelings have started developed. I know he has interest in me. Can tell from the way he talk to me, look at me and always offered to help. But I didn't want to show too much interest for reasons best known to me. At least it's good if he's the one that express his interest first. He's not saying anything in that direction.
Placed his message on read from Sunday till late Tuesday. I noticed he didn't bother to send any message. Because I check our chats all the time. If he cares he could have thought I'm unwell and call. Replied yesterday and told him I was a bit sick and that's why I didn't reply. He has read my message since yesterday and didn't reply. And WhatsApp show he's online even as I'm writing this. I learnt my lesson because this is not the first time I'll mistake a man's intention for likeness. I'm usually one that Bleep up sometimes with unnecessary play and drama in relationships. For people that gets a right man, how do they go about not messing thing up?

I know I should not think of calling him, but my brain isn't resting fr. And there is nothing to imply if he even has interest in me.

I want you to understand something.. many men are reactionary.. you can't go about testing men to know how they feel about you by ignoring them.
How did you feel when he ignored your message? Now imagine how he felt when you ignored his message for some silly reason.
That a man decides to go after you is not guarantee it will lead to marriage but understand that energy can never be destroy but can only be transferred from one state to another.

Simply put.. his energy on you has been transferred to something meaningful or someone that appreciates his time or someone that is Not still living in her past experiences and Havent healed from the past.

Joor!!! If you like a guy, give him matching energy he is giving and not a lower energy.. truth is that many guys like attention too, want to feel like the girl is feeling him. That a girl replies a guys chat immediately makes him feel good about himself and encourages or gingers him.

All this pranks on ignoring messages is crap, childish and rubbish.

If you want to be loved or engage or mainten a guy, simple truth is make yourself available and match the energy he is giving...


For now, wait, maybe he will reach out to you if not, use brain next time.

No dey form shakara for man.. be mature about it, stop all the gimmicks na for secondary school girls.

Shalom

Ammmy:
what is money without fulfilment? What can 1 million do in this present Nigeria?

Can start a business.
Grow the business.. nature knows how to make the joy of the business will attract other good things to you like husband.

Start with one

You can't generalise... People are different.

Give400:
My gf is going for service beginning of next year. I'm planning of getting her pregnant so that she can still be mine. Yes I have planned to make her my wife and I was the one that disvirgined her.
I just want to be sure if I am not rushing thinhs. At the same time I don't want her to go to the camp and get exposed and later change. What should I do guys?

PS: I never told her this. Because if I tell her she will probably decline and tell me to wait till she gets back. I just want everything to happen like it's unexpected. We have been doing contraceptives and she is a woman they can change in a second

Nice plans but have you thought about her getting pregnant and having the child and you guys getting married but she starts cheat later cos she wasn't ready for marriage.

Let her come around as regards marriage..you will be fine.

Your wife needs adventure... She is search for something you are not giving.

Talk to her her... Else na family meeting go happen