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Hongkog:
Hi everyone, please i would love to know how much it will cost me to relocate to Abuja, specifically the cost of rent and transportation, preferably in Jabi or in anyother place there.

2ndtimeuncle:
Good morning fellow nairalanders, I hope your day is going well though mine didn't start so well. I am a nairalander but I have to open this account for this. I have an issue bothering me, I will try to keep my story as brief as possible.

I am a guy from a humble background. My parents had only two children, myself and my younger sister who is now married with two kids. She had her last baby boy some time early this month. Her marriage with this guy ( my brother inlaw) has been one I considered relatively peaceful. That is from my own perspective knowing that there's no marriage without one or two misunderstanding here or there at some point.

Well, she found out that her husband got another girl pregnant who gave birth to a baby girl. My sister found out after she gave birth to her first son. Her husband was the one that confessed to her that he has another child outside their marriage. They settled the issue and moved on he promised he would end the relationship he had with the baby mama.

Last year, during the Covid19 period, my sister found out that he was still seeing his baby mama after she saw their chats. She confronted him and he denied having anything to do with the baby mama except for sending money for his daughter's upkeep once in a while. It was a big issue which was brought to the attention the two families. They found a way to settle after a lot pleading and talking to the two of them.

To cut the long story short, she sent me screenshots that proves that he is still seeing the baby mama. In one of the screenshot he wants to see her in their normal place and the girl agreed but doesn't want them have sex on this particular occasion. My sister has bad temperament and it is not easy to calm her down when triggered. She's threatening to quit the marriage and I fear she may do something wrong this time around . She is yet to confront her husband because I managed to convince her to keep it on hold till she calms down.

Note : My Dad is late and my younger sister is a house wife hence solely dependent on her husband. Please ignore my grammatical errors. I am putting this out here because I have ran out of ideas.

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Raydans:
Nawa o. Because he made reference to your pussy!!!
You shouldn't take it here serious if you aren't guilty as charged.

You should have just insulted him back in same light and leave his mother out it. No be the mama insult you.

The innocent mama fit dey village now dey break firewood.

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bigpicture001:
I bet you if you see what you want completely as stated here you will still want something more....usually money!.. Yes plenty money guy,and that brings u back to what you don't like.. Funny gals

RedPanthar:
All sellers there are the ones who will organise the transport, not from here. Otherwise you fall into a fake driver who could take the goods and not deliver

RedPanthar:
It costs atleast 40-60k to move a full bus of food stuffs from the SS to Lagos

Alwaysking:
You still dey this world? after our last encounter, you just go hide

Amarisco:
Tear English for dem!!!!!

Techm8:
Your moniker is soap queen. Why don't you go into soap production. Whatever business you decide to do, open a business account first. Follow the link on my bio to open one with FCMB instantly

xrayj:
U want to put 400k on domain flipping?
If u have nothing serious to do with your money, go & buy ethereum with it.

7BigSquids:
The exact amount to roundup my take off initiative.


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SoapQueen:
You are lucky I am not one of your tenants. I will dogwalk you, Alien Brain! At your age and achievement, you are still living in same compound with your tenants, while other home owners are living in their own properties - without tenants.

Many people in your circle obviously pop pills, and gas you up that you are "the ish" that's why you are in people's business. Stupid nitwit with delusions of grandeur.

What exactly do you have against tenants? Oh, I understand. You are one of God's greatest mistake to mankind (in form of a son), who was handed free stuffs on his laps. Little wonder, you hate every hardworking youth out there who hustles legitimately to pay rents.

I said tf what I said, if I rent a house from a bedswerving sewer rat like you, I will outpetty you.

Now, run along with your pompous, over- bloated self, and don't forget to take your medications before you flex your lily-livered strength on your yeast-filled muscles on the next poor soul who would be so unfortunate to be called a tenant of yours.

Now, take my father's name out of your mouth, and replace it with your D, because you are a Di**head (that's if you even have one, because you are no man).

My father built his properties while you were shitting in your pants and probably waiting on your folks for hand-me-downs. And I'd be a fool (like you are now) to come online and brag about my achievements (that's if you have one).

Next time, employ good architects to construct top-rate cess pits for you, not quacks! Imagine investing 60M on a house and dealing with petty issues every 3-5 business days. I can send you professionals (and send that thank you note afterwards, you little barn rat)

Prostitute? Failed attempt of maschismo. Try again.

Poor home? Failed attempt of classism by someone who thinks he is the Upper Echelon. Try again.

Like I said, go to hell with your bad energy, and do humanity a favor, stay in all the houses you have built, and don't lease! Whimpering b**ch of a man!

SoapQueen:
You are lucky I am not one of your tenants. I will dogwalk you, Alien Brain! At your age and achievement, you are still living in same compound with your tenants, while other home owners are living in their own properties - without tenants.

Many people in your circle obviously pop pills, and gas you up that you are "the ish" that's why you are in people's business. Stupid nitwit with delusions of grandeur.

What exactly do you have against tenants? Oh, I understand. You are one of God's greatest mistake to mankind (in form of a son), who was handed free stuffs on his laps. Little wonder, you hate every hardworking youth out there who hustles legitimately to pay for rents.

I said tf what I said, if I rent a house from a bedswerving sewer rat like you, I will outpetty you.

Now, run along with your pompous, over- bloated self, and don't forget to take your medications before you flex your lily-livered strength on your yeast-filled muscles on the next poor soul who would be so unfortunate to be called a tenant of yours.

Now, take my father's name out of your mouth, and replace it with your D, because you are a Di**head (that's if you even have one, because you are no man).

My father built his properties while you were shitting in your pants and probably waiting on your folks for hand-me-downs. And I'd be a fool (like you are now) to come online and brag about my achievements (that's if you have one).

Next time, employ good architects to construct top-rate cess pits for you, not quacks! Imagine investing 60M on a house and dealing with petty issues every 3-5 business days. I can send you professionals (and send that thank you note afterwards, you little barn rat)

Prostitute? Failed attempt of maschismo. Try again.

Poor home? Failed attempt of classism by someone who thinks he is the Upper Echelon. Try again.

Like I said, go to hell with your bad energy, and do humanity a favor, stay in all the houses you have built, and don't lease! Whimpering b**ch of a man!

One4me:
You seem to be one of those "Tenants from hell" and l am certain that you have had it from some of your Landlords.
If it pains you this much, why dont you start by buying a piece of land and building a shack that you can live-in, so you dont have to take nonsense from any landlord? Or you move into your father's house, if he ever built one
You can rant online from today till Jesus comes, if you dont behave yourself, your Landlords will keep throwing you out every now and then.
If we look closely, l am certain you are one of those "Oloshos Girls" that turn a residential House into a Brothel, bringing all sorts of strange men into the house, at odd hours.

Yes, l was once a tenant and l still see one of my previous Landlords till today and he is still proud to have me as a tenant.
Your problem is that you are not well-raised and you come from a very poor home.
Most Landlords take tenants because it is not safe to live alone, not because of that useless Change that you manage to borrow and pay as rent.
What problem will #600K solve in the life of someone whose House is worth over #60M?
Money some of us will finish within one week?

slimjosh43:
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slimjosh43:
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Biglittlelois:
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This one has ego problem, your wahala


It is my house because I paid for it, and she very well knows that and respects me,

In fact, we are so much in tune she also started using gas, so stop crying unnecessarily.

adanny01:
A friend of mine got a nice 2 bedroom flat and 1 bathroom with no toilet.

The landlord prohibited shitting inside his house and provided outside toilet.m

My friend offered to buy a WC and install free but the landlord said over his dead body.

One4me:
I am sure when she hears and sees soapy wash water pouring out of your inside, she wont know you just did exactly that.
Some of you think you are the only smart ones around when infact, you ain't half as smart as you think you are.

Depending on the kind of house, it may not be appropriate to wash clothes inside or pour the wash water from inside.
Let me give you an example: House uses Bio-Digester System. Tenants wash Clothes and pour it inside the WC.
This destroys the bacteria inside the Bio-Digester and destroys the system.

Now, would a Landlady be wrong to ask a Tenant not to wash inside or pour Soapy water into the WC system in this instance?
Absolutely not! So, what you should have done is try to seek an understanding with your Landlady, on why she imposed such restriction. instead of trying to outsmart her.
Las las, she will send your sorry ass packing.

hashtagged:
Don't wash clothes inside the house, I wonder if she could come inside my house and stop me