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Andrea0407:
woo. I just noticed. The funny thing is that when I was typing, I requested he sends his account number and then wiped it and submitted when I just wrote.
Probably an instinct or no go day do pass yourself.
Cheers Nigerian's early programmer. Seun

Hehehehe. Nicey.
I guess many people didn't notice, too.

Happy Holidays.

Andrea0407:
I wish I could give you 1000 likes.

You could! Afterall he owns Nairaland! I'm sure he can make it happen.

Duh!

Rtk5:
Men you need to hussle and if possible avoid marriage. The worst thing that can ever happen to a man is going broke.

Please I am not trying to poison anybody's heart. It is good to fall in love and marry the right partner. I tell you most solemnly, until things get bad, you will never know the real attitude of your partner.

I remember when I lost my job and things became so bad that I planned to kill my self on a certain day, what stopped me from committing suicide was I fell into a deep sleep that I didn't wake up till the next day at around 8am. On waking up i relaized that God did something to me that i couldn't explain till today and the thought of suicide vanished.

Back to my topic, there was a day during my times of trial and hardship that my wife told me she wanted to go and visit her male friend in his house, I stopped her by saying why will a married woman do that and you even have the guts to tell me. It ended in a fight, anytime we have any slight quarrel, she will pack her things and leave to her mum's place and the family always support her actions without knowing from me what happened.

There was a time when our child was just barely few months old, i left the house for an interview, i trecked about 3km to the venue, she left him at home and went to only God knows where, only for her to call me that she has left the house and my son for me, that i should get home before he wakes up from sleep, i couldn't wait for the interview to get to my turn, i begged a random person on the road and he gave me #1,000 that was after i begged more than ten different people with other refusing to answer me not to talk of helping. I ran home and thank God i met him just waking up. I took him back to the interview and a kind lady helped me with him until it got to my turn and i finished and went back home.

In the night at about 7pm while i was preparing to bath him, she entered the house and carried him to bath him, i didn't utter a word and i forgave her.

Guys, you need to see how thin i became during those trials, no single food to eat. I became a shadow of myself, i became so shy of walking in public because of how frustrated i became. I have many experiences but i rest my case here.

The sad reality right now is that we are still married, while the good is that things have improved 10times better than it has ever been but i've placed her where she belongs. The only thing stopping me from divorce is what people will say and my image. Do you know that honestly she hasn't learnt her lessons as she is still a problem to me, always nagging and i don't have peace in my own house.

Right now i'm on the process of divorce and i'm building resistance to whatever people will say.

When I say marriage is overrated and a sham, they'll say it's waywardness.

Oga, follow your heart. But you have to give your wife a taste of her own medicine, if not more.

Please, take good care of that baby.

God be with you.

Yinkakolawole:
I once had an encounter with a married woman who says anytime she want to cook raw meat at home, she said she will be rubbing the raw meat on the surface of her private part & be mentioning her husband name saying whatever i will be telling you be hearkening unto me. And she will cook the meat with her menstrual water then serve her husband without eating from it. I was shocked when she told me this, some women are going far just to bring their husband under their command.

My God! What's happening in this world?

charleoj:
Yes and we ended up dating. She actually left my friend for me. It was messy anyways.

The Karmic nature of life.

Looool...

*Dancing on your friend's behalf*

Never. I'll never do that crap.

One of my friend's ex tried that poo with me, I disgraced the hell out of him.

gunnersway:
What’s the name of the enhancer oil? Please help a brother

Liquid aboniki

Chamakh93:
I will go first . Earlier this year, there is this girl we have been banging each other .I got to her place this particular day , she said she hungry (typical Nigerian girl are always hungry). I got food for her and myself. we gisted for some minutes, after eating. Before you know it , we were already kissing , hands on her boobs , down to her p####. small time I don carry rod comot. No need to wear rubber because she is a deeper lifer. Long story short , she collected the first round....... and second.......... and finally the third before i left. I nearly died that day because it was my first time going 3rounds. And I was equally happy for the same reason.




Note: while telling us your story, you must tell us why the sex was memorable for you. cheers.

I hope you stand at attention when she cums back with a pregnancy.

As per you be Ni.gga Raw.....

Kollins11:
Happy Boxing Day Nairalanders. Please I need advice on this matter.

It was on a good evening... Abt 4 months ago. I went out to get a bag of pure water, but the woman that sells around my street has closed so I went to the next street.

I saw this beautiful creature, light skinned, slim and pretty girl. Although she narrowly escaped albino. Her hair is naturally dark, she's very light skinned like Regina Daniel. BUT if one observe her very well and look at her eyes one would tell she's an albino because her eyes are always swinging and dangling.
Immediately I saw her, as a sharp guy I approached her, I flattered her and she smiled and gave me her number.

NL's, I have been living in my area for almost 2 years now. I don't know this babe stays down my street. She live with parents, I was so surprise when she showed me their house. Well, since then we've been chatting and calling each other.

She's a good and happy girl, she has never directly or indirectly ask me for money, she has a great sense of humor. She enjoys my company. She's 23yrs old an igbo girl. I know alot of guys would be attracted to her beauty but I doubt if she has a boyfriend. For her to be living down my street and even my guys haven't seen her mehn! She's well reserve.

The guys in my hood, I don't know maybe the girls that broke their heart made use of Thor sledge hammer (in Avengers movie) to break it. These guyz are hardcore red pillars.

Yesterday was the First day she visited me. she brought food for me, she saw I and my guys butchering our chicken, she also assisted us in preparing egusi soup. When she left. My guyz was like where did I see this beautiful fish....Before I could even narrate to them, they were already asking if I don lash her. I said No. Omo!! They almost pick up a Physical fight with me saying "why I neva lash her nw". Honestly she's different from other girls. If na before...I for don lash her since nw.

They were also surprised that she live down our street. This babe is so reserved and well mannered. I don't mind, I would like to marry this babe. I have never felt this way for any girl in a very long time.

NL's I don't know if I should ask her out or maintain the friendship.

I don't know if I'm the only one who finds this story fun, romantic, and hopeful.

Op.... get to know her first, then date her and see what happens from there.

I got gifts and funny thing is that I wasn't expecting them or anything from anyone for that matter.

I was so WOWED!

Where on God's green earth did this happen?

emmaodet:
At the bolded is true.
I don’t even know if to call mine a regret or mistake.
Among my colleagues, we all decided to raise money and travel to UK to upgrade our license to foreign one and that was 5-8 years ago.
Most did and it cost around 7m then for a year program in UK but I decided to venture into biz with mine.
Though I have learnt a lot about business during that time but it failed I lost the money and struggled for a long time while my friends are back.
Then, early this year the industry changed.
Saudi Arabia started employing Nigerians mostly with foreign tickets and my mates are earning 5m naira monthly presently.
Can you imaging that, 5 foocking million naira every Blessed 30 foocking days.
That is crazy
I mean crazy. Really absurd.
Thinking about that money sef they burst my head. Have been thinking how my life would have been earning such outrageous money. How my life would have turned drastically.
Nobody saw the future, nobody knew a day like this would come.
I have deduced from all these that it is better to be prepare for an opportunity but didn’t come rather than for the opportunity to come but not prepared.
I feel guilty and my souls aches because deep down I know I could have done better and I have no excuse for not because I had the time and resources to do it then.
Now it is looking like too late.
This foreign course now cost between 12m to -5m due to naira devaluation.
Those guys would be earning at least 40m per year while I may only make 25% of that from my present job.
It is well and the only consolation now is that I believe my business will flourish sha.

Oh wow! This is quite a surprising read. And I feel quite sorry for you. God will visit you for all the you've lost and I pray that you get them back in triple folds.

Ahead, can I be truthful to you? I'm of the belief that "everybody come life with their own different leg"

Take for example, (sorry if this comes off as insensitive) the youth Corp member who redeployed from Maiduguri to Lagos State, (God bless her soul), and met her untimely death at the collapsed 20 something storeyed building. If she hadn't been granted the redeployment, she probably would have cried or lamented about not making it to Lagos, but it would have been God sparing her life. Again, may God rest her blessed soul.

Do you know if God was protecting you from something terrible in those countries? God makes no mistakes.

25% of 40m in a year is 10m. That's a killing, too!

Be grateful for what you have. Gratitude moves God.

All the best.

GrammarNazi1:
It's been a while. How have you been?

Great! And I've missed you! How are you?

My relationship choices. And that's why I'm taking time off dating/relationships to focus on myself, love myself, revamp, and work on me all-round.

Truth be told, the choices we make reflect our personalities.

AdaSunshine:
Disgusting and sickening!

I swear down! I'm going to vomit

GetMeRight:
And what about the woman sending green light to him? It takes two to tango dem say

Holy Ghost Fire pursue that depraved soul.

Omicron007:
Hello beautiful people.
Let me make this short and precise as usual

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I don't even know how to put this. But let me say that I have been getting emotionally attached to married women/single mothers and I am worried about it.
I am in my early twenties.

Fast forward to my current case. There is this lady that works in the same department with me in a firm. She is married but her husband is outside town. He works and has been away for almost three months.
The lady is very young though she has five kids. She has a banging physique despite birthing five kids.

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She prepares my own food specially and brings it to the office. She calls me frequently after work and she covers or stands for me a lot. There are instances where I have missed briefings, but she held sway for me and made me escape query letters.

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We are very close and she confides in me a lot. Whenever I tell her I am going to see my female friends on a weekend, she is not happy. Instead, she says that I am not getting close to her enough because she is married.

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I have promised to take her out and she has been reminding me constantly. I have been faking different excuses for procastination purposes.

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To be honest, if she was single, I could have done the needful by now. But I am constrained by several factors. I don't want to have issues with her and I want to be in her good books.

I need advice please.

May God forgive your evil, perverted soul.

WillyWonda1:
Right now I don’t even know what to think anymore.

My girlfriend of 2 years just got back from Ukraine after her master’s degree program and since then, she’s been frequently coming to stay with me since I’ve been on land and working from my office.

Last week, I was billed to go to our Portharcourt office because our vessel berthed there. So immediately I got the mail, I decided to quickly dash home, pick a few things I’d be needing and then move. So it happened that the electric current in the neighborhood was relatively low and couldn’t pump water and my generator isn’t in good shape. So she made arrangements for a generating set to pump water( she told me over the phone).

When I got home, I decided to park outside the gate since I was moving almost immediately. On entering the gate, I saw her and a certain boy carrying the generator to return cos the tank was already filled (she said she called the guy to help with the gen. They know each other before she traveled out).

So I just greeted them casually and they put the gem in my car and went to return it. So I decided to have a quick bath before embarking on my journey. To my greatest surprise, I saw a used condom wrapper in the bathroom. At that point, my whole body system changed and I couldn’t even bathe again. I just wore my clothes, and waited for her to return with my car so I could move. Not long after, she came back and I just told her to call me and explain what’s in the bathroom then I zoomed off.
She claims she doesn’t know anything about the condom, then later told me it was the guy that came with his girlfriend.

I’ve not picked her calls since then cos I don’t even know what to think anymore.
Please I need advice guys. I’ve not been home since last week cos I’m so disappointed in her.
A part of me wants to forgive her, but I’m being skeptical.

Guys please advise me cos I can’t trust her anymore. I’m devastated right now. I can’t even work well.

Quite saddening but she's cheating on you. Take heart.

EnemyofGod22:
I'm Planning To Lay Claims To My Baby Girl My Girlfriend Gave To Another Man.

Here is my true life story
My name is Samuel, from Benue state, Idoma language.

Last year November 2020 I met this girl from Akwa Ibom state, we both live in pH, before I woo her, I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no. She told me that her boyfriend broke her heart, they are no longer together. I said okay, I love her and I want her to be my girlfriend which she said yes, she loves me too, from that day on we became friend. On 9th of November, I invited her to my house which she came, we had great time together, we had malaton sex that day, each day by day our relationship growing stronger.

Fast forward to December Christmas day, I called her to come to my house, she told me she's going to her elder sisters house to assist her prepare Christmas food, I said okay, then after Christmas on 27 December she came to my house we again had great time together. She stayed in my house for four days before she went back to her house.

One day I visited her in her house, I met her with a guy, they are almost fighting each other. Immediately she saw me she left the guy and met me. I asked her who the guy is? She told me it was that her first boyfriend, She said the guy nearly beat her because of me. She again said the guy is angry with her because of me. I said okay if she love the guy let them continue their relationship, she said no, it is me she loves and she can't continue the reletionship with him. She told me we should go to my house that night which we went to my house, one thing lead to another, we had great sex till day break.

Fast forward to January

On second week of January this year, she came to my house and told me that she missed her period. I took her to pharmacy and did some tests and the result came out she is pregnant. She asked me what is she going to do with the Pregnancy? I told her to keep the Pregnancy, but she said no she's going to abort it, then I told her if she has ever done abortion before she should not try this baby because it will going to back fire on her, she confessed said yes, she has done one abortion before, but what I told her now really entered her and she will not abort it again.

On the 3rd week of January, she came to my house and said I'm not the one responsible for her pregnancy. I was mad at her, I was thinking she was joking, but she said she is serious about it. Then I asked her who is responsible for the pregnancy? She told me that it was that her first boyfriend that is responsible for it. I asked her how is she sure it was that guy that got her pregnant? When on November, December and January we do have sex almost every day? And again I took her to one private hospital and did some normal test, the result came out she was pregnant from first week of January that day as she saw the result she said she is confused about the whole thing.

On first week of February, I was already prepared to take her to her parents for introduction and possibly pay some bride price, only for her to come to my house and insist that the boy responsible for her pregnant. One thing I discovered is that, the boy is financially stable than me, that's why she chose the boy over me and the boy's mother has hospital according to her, while my own parents are in the village.

Despite the fact she claimed I'm not the one responsible for her pregnant she is still coming to my house we do have sex, and bath together and eat together she keep telling me she loves me. I asked her if she truly love me as she said why did she carry my pregnant give another man? She said the woman always has the final said who give her pregnant.

Fast forward On MAY, that is, the pregnancy was 5months, she came to my house midnight I asked her why did she come to my house? She said she had misunderstanding with the guy and the guy is threatening to beat her, she went straight to my bed and lie down, removed all her clothes naked and said let air touch her, I told her what she is doing is not good if she knows truly the pregnant is not mine, why is she coming to my house and lie down naked? I tried as much as possible to send her away but she refused to go and kept telling me she loves me.

She asked me which baby do I like her to born? I told her, baby boy, she again asked me which name do I like to name the baby? I name him (OCHE) OCHE means King in Idoma language, every day we keep calling each other and when I called her, I always called her mama OCHE which she does called me back baba OCHE.

Some time I do send her some money to take care of herself.

To cut the long story short, she gave birth in September, but unfortunately it was a baby girl she born. The day she born, the next day she called me and informed me about the baby, which she even snapped the baby and sent it to me on Whatsapp.

Before I forget, again on last Sunday of July midnight she came to my house, I asked her why did she come to my house with 7 months Pregnancy? She said her boyfriend make her angry and with annoyance she even told him he is not responsible for the Pregnancy, the guy is mad at her. When I was about to sleep, she started making move for sex, I stopped her several times but she refused keep trying until I fell for it, we latter had sex again.

Matured men and women in the house please advise me on what to do, because I'm planning to lay claim of the baby.

Sorry for so many typo,error in the write up.


mod please push this to front page.

Una no go kill me for Nairaland. Mr. Malaton! ������

My greatest fear about getting married lies in the fact that people aren't truly what they pose to be. And Lord knows, the mask may just fall off someday and you'd be faced with a stranger with no conscience. What's worst? That person might even be you.

In the end, I'm indifferent about this thing called marriage.

But I'll get married for the sake of having kids and making sure they have a father.

Someone I was once close to said all of this and he was very factual. Op, you didn't lie at all. Everything you've said is apt from the information I gathered from that person.

Rtk5:
Every bashing or insult is accepted because of the gravity of my actions.

I went to shop the other day and just at the entrance I saw a wrapped gift fall off a woman's bag while she entered her car to drive off, I picked it then rushed to give her, she thanked me and we exchanged numbers.

We got chatting that same day and she told me she is married with 3 kids which was obvious right from when I saw her. She even sent me some of their family pix and boom i discovered that her husband was someone whom we grew together in the same street those years but we were never friends because of age diffrrence as he was like My senior with 10-12 years age difference. Our chat with her got so intensed that we agreed to hangout together but we needed a secret place due to our marital status, so the only place we could go for was a hotel.

Yesterday Sunday we went there and before i knew it we had sex. Since yesterday till this till now my conscience has been disturbing me, infact I couldn't sleep throughout the night till now. I've done what is evil.

How do I get this guilt off me?

The stupid scam and sham called marriage. How you people go into something that you cannot respect keeps me bemused and confused. Mtshewww

Mercychen:
Hi fam.

Something has been bothering me of late and leaving me emotionally and mentally stressed and drained for the past weeks and I'm cut between the devil and the deep blue sea.

There's this bro we're trying to see if we can work things out. though, I never really wanted anything relationship again or at least for now until I'm decided later in the future on what I really want for myself.

Before, I delve into the main discuss , let
me quickly highlight how it all started.

Some months back, My publisher came to deliver the books I ordered for. So while sorting the books, he just got teasing me like " Babes, na wa o. What's up with your romantic life now?. I've never seen you pulling with anyone. It's always work, biz Money money money I see you pursuing. Lol... I just told him, guy, free me abeg and I went on counting the books at the boot of his car.

He now walked up to me and said, on a more serious note, what is happening? So I told him it's a personal choice cos I dont have the strength for relationship brouhaha now. He agreed with me that truly its not easy and even as a married man, he too feels the heat but the good thing is, he married in the Lord. So I should choose wisely from among the brethren.

So he said, he has this family friend, an eligible bachelor, who wants a decent lady and I'm the one that comes to mind each time the guy mentions it because since he's be dealing with me, he can vouch that I'm a very honest, hard-working and decent lady. So he would want the bro to have me.
That was how I got to meet bro.

Now fastforward to the main reason of this post.
There was this particular day we tripped out to cool off and discuss about US. So we got talking and planning on how to build our home in a way that we will not be caught unawares with some setbacks and unplanned responsibilities. So the issue of children came up and I suggested we have only one, which he reluctantly accepted after much convincing. So we tried to look at ways we can maintain that decision and I suggested a vasectomy. citing the possibilities of health risks (as a result of mismatches ) and failures that might occur if the family planning is done on me but with vasectomy, no issues. He looked me in the eyes and said, "my darling" no!

I was dumbfounded.... And became a little worried because, if he has no plans of having more children, why would he kick against the idea of a vasectomy?

If we are going to be one and follow one course, why shying away from a plan that will benefit us as a couple and a family?


Could it be, he only agreed to have one with me and plans to have more else where?
Is vasectomy a life threatening condition?

I was still trying to wrap my head around his refusal, when he said, it will be done on you ( the family planning). That instant, I felt all alone, like im on my own. So I told him I needed to cool off, and he said feel free.
I left the tent and went to the waters prentending to be playing with the water. He came and dragged me out of the water. we strolled without a word and I asked him to take me home. He did.

He called when he got home. I was cold to him so, he promised to call again but since then Ive refused to pick his calls or reply his texts.

The big question is ..
WHY DID HE BLUNTLY REFUSE A VASECTOMY?

COULD HE HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES?

IS IT NOT BETTER TO OPT OUT NOW THAN PRETEND I DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE AND END UP IN REGRETS?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A MAN KICKS AGAINST VASECTOMY?

Why don't you get a hysterectomy and allow someone's son enjoy his fertility? I can never understand how people who claim to love others project their insensitivity and selfishness on them.

ivolt:
Nothing to respect in a woman choosing to get pregnant.
With choices comes responsibilities.

I've heard you, Chief Judge

ivolt:
Pregnancy isn't an excuse for laziness!

Respect a pregnant woman. You didn't fall from the skies

Sirqt5:
41 year old used up evening newspaper, will u keep quiet?!!! u dey form holy upandan when u no be virgin . from ur several other monikers u don delete we know u are not a virgin but u come dey form virgin on this one to trap an innocent man . old hypocrite like u dey talk, chei!!!

THANK YOU

mariahAngel:


Stop being so damn cruel!

I bet you. Such a cruel, judgemental, and insensitive soul.

Women supporting women indeed

Intrepid01:
My people seeking spiritual help...please be careful so that you wont fall in to a deeper mess.

If you require spiritual help and you live in Lagos and its environ...just find your way to Prayer City along Lagos Ibadan Expressway.

MFM owns prayer city and it is all about praying and fasting...you can participate in the weekly deliverance session.

The weekly deliverance session happens every week throughout the year (Mon-Fri) at no cost. All you'll need to bring along will be anointing oil, toilet roll and make provision for your accommodation.

Some people's problems get solved even before the end of the weekly deliverance, some people after the deliverance session while osme take more than one deliverance session. It all depend on how deep your battle is. But one thing is sure, no matter how deep the battle is, you'll have your victory eventually....

God bless you.

Can I message you regarding this please? Thanks.

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Oluolad86:
Congrats, Amen to your prayer.


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