₦airaland Forum

BeijinDossier:
Sally Mbanefo is from Onitsha.

Oni-where?

She is from Ogwashiuku, Delta State. Obiano appointed her because she is a maestro in the tourism world.

SDK. I fear who no fear you.

So much red color. E don red.

Is that the delectable Sally Nwuchue-Mbanefo? Isn't she from Delta State?

Gorgeous Mama.

The comments got me laughing like mad. Funny dudes.

femi4:
There is somebody taller than you out there to look up to

It's Euphemism bro, calm down.

Girls wan die on top this guy matter.

Apologize to those that took your advice. I don't even look up to people, thank God I am tall #pun not intended.

Na Only God...

Alex needs to be under the tutelage of a good mentor.

KOPT33:
Wow -- surprised at how similar our taste in music is...

[Dreams don't turn dust

To ten million fireflies

Kiss me before you go

Life for rent] -- these are some of the most unforgettable lyrics I know.


I didn't quite take to Nicky, Cardi B sounds too young for me. I love sad and dark music.

These days, I listen to a lot of contemporary Jazz and Soul music from the early seventies

Thought it was just me! I love slow, dark songs too. I am so obsessed with Enya and Dido. I literally went giddy the day I read Enya lives alone in a castle with nine cats and loves watching black and white movies only.

Just take easy steps, everything will pan out nicely.

Nyt.

Yes Yes C for Caroline!

KOPT33:
Ahh!!! Summertime sadness is one hell of a song!!!


Lana Del Ray is such a gifted and weird musician. Not sure I wanna listen to Lana right now because even in moments of happiness she brings tears to my eyes, how much more now that I am emotionally unbalanced. Nice taste in music, SoapQueen.

Exactly! She has a troubled past too. I listen to Lana, Enya, Dido, Owl city and the rest.

Other days, I'm twerking and jamming to Cardi or Nicki.

You'd heal soon.

Title your post 'Diary of a male Hypochondriac "

How can you concentrate when you are worrying about such? Who knows? She might even be a V!

KOPT33:
I need time: three days

I need alchohol: Seagrams Whiskey

I need spicy food: Shitor sauce + anything will work well

I need music: J Cole, John Legend, Jay Z and Dave Koz

I need conversation: from on NL.


I can't even call my friends because those men are so insensitive. I am sure they suffer more from relationship issues but they are always acting macho.


In about 52 hours I would have shed all traces of sadness from my heart.

Add Lana Del Rey "Blue Jeans, Damn You, Summertime Sadness, Big Eyes '

Dido Ft. Kendrick Lamar 'Let us move on or Dido, 'End of night '

Karma! The God of Collins is a Miracle working God.

Isn't this the late Yokozuna's country?

Confidence! Not everyone can pull an outfit like this.

WEEDSDOM:
Accept every compliment with a smile.

Soapqueen no wonder you always bitter..eeyah the guy just finished you.

Bitter? I am afraid not. A guy that is begging to come back? Lol. The hilarity of your statement outweighs its severity.

"Broken horse " syndrome.

KOPT33:
Hey Nairalanders,

Please, tell me nice things. I just ended my two year relationship because of some differences.

My ex girlfriend and I discussed it at length and came to the decision to part ways. There are no hard feelings but my heart is beating like mad.

My heart beats like it's going to explode out of it's rib-cage. I feel like sh.iit now. I feel an incredible sense of loss. All the memories, all the good times, the fights and the laughs have come to an end. Truly love is hard.

Guys and girls, please ask me questions or tell me stuff so that my mind can be off my worries for now.

Please, be nice.

Lalasticlala, I fit see promise land with this one?

Breathe in, breathe out..

Get high, take some whiskey neat or brandy(that's if you drink), get drunk and pass out.

OR

Go home, bathe cold water, cry your eyes out and fall asleep.

Whatever you do, try to remain strong.
Nice thing: I think the both of you are good for each other. Such flames hardly die.

Nicey

Tracypacy:
what you wrote in German
Beeindruckend. Beeindruckend. Ich lieb dich bereits. Viel Homo.
.... Aber in Wirklichkeit, weiter so. # Respekt

Faints. Where are you based? Warri?

Tracypacy:
Большое спасибо Thank you very plenty in Russia

Wow. Wow. I love you already. Plenty Homo.
....But for real, keep it up.#respect.

Jamariwolff:
I know dat I dont have Beyonce's or Ciara's type of attractive face, but calling a woman like me with extreme

My first love called me ugly. You have to understand that people's perception of you don't matter. I'm not sure you are ugly.

You are beautiful the way you are,best believe that. (I am not even saying it for consolation sake).

Tracypacy:
I want to build a thread where all KNOWN foreign language can be learnt. I speak German, Spanish, French, Arabic, Russia, Italian and Latin

Quiero construir un hilo donde se puedan aprender todos los lenguajes CONOCIDOS. Hablo alemán, español, francés, árabe, ruso, italiano y latín

My God! My God! I am so jealous of you right now! Awesome Polyglot!

La Madrina, Griselda Blanco the 8th.

austyn0:
Yeah...Hope there won't be another ex

Lol.

I miss my second ex only, we had some very good memories together, cosy dinners, intriguing conversations . He says the sweetest words and acts more. Very, Very cute too and had a great sense of humor.


Good things come to an end.

Shedrack777:
yes! i seriously miss her care. she will always and text me like trice a day. always console me when i'm down or heartbroken. she can give bj for africa. she can cook the best meal just like mom. eve yakson is one of a kind. she is one among a billion man. in fact, i miss everything about her

Why is she an ex?

ahnie:
Absolutely nada! Goodnews z...he has now turned into a native whoreman doing kwana gidan upandan the 36 states in Nigeria.
Last I heard,he's now looking like a local white polar bear,with white biabia in his body.
That guy Na complete Badanamu.
Please,nobody should quote me o My table has only TIRI legs!

Lol