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bigtt76:
Has she voted before? Was it not before our very eyes these celebrities traveled out during the last elections? Nonsense!

She was Goodluck's Jonathan's 'Monica Lewinsky'.

Her friend cum cousin, Tara Durotoye's husband 'Fela', is eyeing Buhari's seat.

Marshall Mathers aka Rap god aka Slim Shady...


I love you die, Eminem!

This Dotun guy get yarn for mouth. Watched him gist with Matilda Duncan at Silverbird, very witty and smart man!

I will never forget the day I heard this 'one corner ' song at a party, I thought rapture was taking place.

Guy, your music no make sense but you blow pass Skiibii.

skales67:
you need to go online and do research about honey and it's potency and the components of sugar. Stop sounding unintelligent

I may be dull in every other aspect but not in Dietetics. I didn't go to school to bag a degree in Dietetics for jokes.

Honey is high in Glucose and fructose.

It isn't Honey's potency that is being discussed, it is its glycemic index.

Ire2:
Lol I know why e pain you because you are getting very old and still single with no man.

I get It. You are still upset I turned you down.

hush15:
You berra be careful with those sweet words o. Shine ur eyes. Dunno you but i dont want to see a post on nairaland bout you for the wrong reasons abeg.


Cheera

I get most of my writing jobs from Nairaland, I learnt how to make soaps from someone on Nairaland. I don't see anything sweet about what he said( that I haven't heard before).

Debbie Rise wey fit dance to generator sound.

ladygudhead:
do u mind if i teach you, do you stay in warri?

Not at all, that is so kind of you. I will love that. I am not in Warri, presently.

donstan18:
Arh!!......You dey talk am small small, she's not less than 45.

Ask yourself why her face is looking like an ancestral scattered pooo, that's a result of old age, 1000+ body counts, 63 broken relationships, 6ft bottomless pussay, her favorite lipstick is a diiiick, 32 abortions, leaky leaky anus, folded and rumpled tommy, her mouth dn drink sperm pass water, pussay be looking like an expired liver and as a result of that comes the rejection she's getting from men, that's why she's hating men.

We have many of them here, full of fustration, bitterness and hatred for men, most of them are now playing cool to get a man, but it's too late.

I'll keep saying it, no reasonable and sensible man would love to man an Aged first page missing evening newspaper , once your time is gone, it's gone, stop hating on men, we don't marry old pooo, no man will want pay a dowry on an aged evening newspaper looking lady.

We are not fools, you all are meant for aboki dem, and the more they hate on men, the more aboki will keep using them to wrap suya.

Hi there,
I always look forward to your posts because they are mostly cutting edge and mature with a little bit of humor here and sarcasm there. Cool stuff!

Surprisingly, I am not sure I like the tone of this post. You are entitled to your opinion but
it seems as though you are also frustrated about something. Makes you and the hag sound alike.

The only thing that got my attention was the "honey and Sugar"part.

The body breaks down any form of sugar to Glucose, irrespective of its source.

So,I don't see why honey will replace sugar when they give almost same effects. Not all natural stuffs are safe. E. g Castor Bean.

okomile:
I can relate.
Pot of this is finished by family. Always fighting for leftover in the morning to eat rice.

Ladies, please learn how to cook. Your food will be sweet and your family will appreciate you. No food they eat out will satisfy them except your own. Best of luck

Na Food be everything o. I like food die. Na owho soup I wan perfect. My owho soup recipe is still suffering.

EzeDiEgo1:
Is it that you don't understand when reading or what.

The guy said they left her at home, she didn't go with them.

This is why you failed English in you Waec

Apologies. An oversight.

@Op, I realised the situation cannot be salvaged when you wrote she has been like that since childhood.

You see, for her, it's like the norm. I would have said she is just bi-curious and going through a phase. Apparently, she isn't!

Beat her up? Why? You may decide to beat her today, tomorrow or the overmorrow, I am afraid, she wouldn't change.

Unfortunately, she might run away or someone might deceive her to.

Hitherto her doing this, what did you guys do about her accessing porn movies?
That's the first step. Get rid of every material that contains pornographic content.
I'd pause to ask this question; how old is your sister?

iHart:
I wanted to ask this question last week oh. Where is he?

He is very well.

kingkakaone:
Please o, who is Cardi B?
BTW,I have always seen most of Ur posts and they are well articulated and mature and I want us to be friends outside NL...Just friends, chats and nothing more.
That's if u are okay with it.

Really? Mature? Crazy, sloppy me?


Thank you, Sir?

Okay, Sure!

Have a good day today.

sprints1:
this soap girl go get husband this night even the topic of discussion is on her...me am just passing ni ooo

Boda, ë duro, make I pass with you!

Laudable! A great feat. Igbo men are industrious, you can't take it from them. Very business savvy (if you are going to say drug barons or ritualists, please fall back).

Sadly, some of the men have so, so much pride.

All in all, they are pacesetters.

Be rest assured, he views these threads. He views as a guest.

chimauga:
OK noted

Does she have a passion? A cosmetic shop is always in demand. She should open a shop where body creams, soaps, and the rest should be sold. Quality stuff.

Nigerians are on the look-out for the 'Holy Grail '.

kingkakaone:
This kind of lady later become best companions.
They have seen and have conquered the negative words of men by the grace of God.

Mistakes are past and since she didn't die then, God kept her for a reason.

Keep it up woman, u are going there.

Please, just pass if my opinion is too much for u to understand instead of insults, thanks.

You are very right. That is why people love Cardi B.

Not a dream, Sir. Advanced stages of typhoid fever.

Evaberry:
...


A matured guy wanted to suck a girls boobs while she would stroke his hair and keep muttering, it's me your mother, it's me your mother

The guy has Oedipus Complex.



The weirdest fetish I have heard is;
Emetophilia

Individuals getting turned on by vomit.

SmellySperm:
I've always respected puzzy right from my kindergarten days wen i spent my ice cream money on one yeye gal i admired DAT year

Hahahaha.. Men will always be men.

Premiumwriter:
soapqueen. This your name sha. Hope it's not wat I'm thinking

You are a writer, your imagination is allowed to roam wide(or wild). Sadly, I may not know what you are thinking as I am a soap maker and not an X-ray machine.

Eating fat to burn fat- Ketoacidosis.

Eating snail will make one slow.

Eating ewedu will make the cervix slippery
during labor.

Ingesting Cannabidiol oil will make you 'high '.

Watermelon is better for diabetics than pineapple, because it has less sugar. Lies.

Ofcourse not!..


A parasite will generally weaken the cellular reproductive capacity of the host. For a fetus, the effect is the opposite .

Parasites are invasive organism that come from an outside or external source. A fetus comes from an
inside or internal source (ie fertilized egg)

Reference :Quora

God Almighty! This is really bad. Some men are demons with a skin.

youngest85:
If you marry a military man, it's either you prepare to be a young widow or you are ready for a polygamous family

Is the latter, true?

Yvonne, awon scream team. Same way Lola Oj was screaming at Stephanie Coker's engagement.

Months later when her husband was involved in a fraud case, Children of anger didn't let Lola rest.


Swanky Jerry, you are so very hardworking!

No Swanky, no styling!

Congrats, fashion maestro!

Ini. Money is good. Enjoy your life madam!

Haters will say your butt ain't real.

Dafreeguy:
That's life on NL..endure it

I had a good laugh with my friend over it. I don't expect everybody to like me. Endure ke! Everything goes, no time for close minds!

Pikin wey dey find party rice no suppose dey fear dance eh- Victor AD(Motivation).