₦airaland Forum

Mattkent:
D rumour I heard wen I was younger is one day Nigeria will be great and we will have stable power supply.

Now I'm 85 years old

But I'm still waiting for the rumour to become a reality.

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Throwing our teeth on top of d ceiling so that lizard would swallow it and a new one would grow.

That if we point at this lekeleke birds a white stuff will appear in our finger nails

Childhood was kinda fun sha...girls didnt form.. We just mingled freely.

yes oh to all the last 3 popoints.

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Buhari is a criminal for allowing efcc to drop charges against dis criminal

Efcc only withdrew one of the cases since both are same and similar case going on simultaneously in 2 different courts. On GEJ sylva is saying the obvious.

Well done. The japs will not let this one come back.

Nairaland, punch, sometimes saharareporters and others

kabarka:
The scrap is not for sale @40k per ton.
The price is 45k per ton .

Is the scrap still available and let me know location and type of scrap (railway scrap?)? I can buy it. Pls call or whatsapp me on 07089996950.

I am sorry for your pain and travail. Pls do not commit suisuicide. Are you a Christian? If yes, pls see your pastor (with your husband if possible) for a counselling session. You will be surprised how God will heal your wound. First step though is to forgive your husband and continue to be the good wife and mother that you are.

bellong:
In all, please do not commit suicide. Committing suicide doesn't solve any problem, it only creates more for others.


I am sorry, I have no idea how to manage a cheating husband. My concern is that you shouldn't commit suicide.

Those kids are too young. I empathize with you and I hope you get peace and succour again from the union.


Although I don't know what you want us to do but believe that we can offer you counsel if need be.

I am sorry for your pain and travail. Pls do not commit suisuicide. Are you a Christian? If yes, pls see your pastor (with your husband if possible) for a counselling session. You will be surprised how God will heal your wound. First step though is to forgive your husband and continue to be the good wife and mother that you are.

Lionsclaw:
Fuvk off you rat. You think everyone is irrational like you.
I blame myself for responding to a low class poor reasoning creature like you. Go and check me out I am not a robot like you. I comment not based on spite or hatred like you but with good sense of jugdement. I can praise Amechi where he deserves it. I am too high class for malice so fvck off. No hard feelings

Na wa oh. I see Wike's measure as pure propaganda. The govt house has cctv and security personnel. He should start from there rather than doing publicity stunts. AAnyway

Guys. This is 21st century and rivers has c4i with cctv installed in the state. The cctv in the govt house would have picked up the perpetrators of the act.I am sure they are not ghosts All Wike needs to do is to fish them out and prosecute instead of this circus show.

iyatrustee:
Even electric sockets?


But truth is the workers within the Govt house must have helped themselves. I do not see how Ameachi would have done this.

Gbam

Chinaimporter:
[b][size=13pt]the story of christ is filled with ancient lies and so are the stories of all other prophets and gods,be he christ, mohammed, budda, shango etc.i dont know how a people of this modern age can still belive this fairy tale stories just becus it was brought to us by the whites.....every religion claims to be the truth and god says he loves us and we must love him back and if we dont, he will put us in hell, i always wonder which kind of love that is and i know only a blood thirsty villan would act like that.

Of all the gods in the world, that of the bible is the most stupid, mad and deranged and i sincerly will never accept him, if salvation is only gotten through him,i choose to go to hell rather than be a slave to such a wicked beast

A beast that would send a bear to eat 52 children for laughing at a bald elijah.
A beast that would drown a whole world that he claim to love and made in his image
A beast that would sanction the massacre rape and murder of women and children by moses.
A beast who build the most horrifying torture chamber to torture those he claim to love because they couldnt belive in him.
A beast that tolorated slavery.
A beast that watched jephtah sacrify his daughter to him as his promise if he wins a war.
A beast that watched the sacrifing of his only begotten son so that he could forgive man by grace.
A beast that watch over all the suffering of the world and does nothing to ameliorate it

I refuse to worship you, you ethernal beast and vile creator, no wonder other angel supported satan in his bid to overthrow you despotic ass........i have chosen my side if the armagadon is ever true....i will ride with lucifer on that day against you army and this time i know we will succeed and put you in the bottomless pit that you created for your beloved ones[/b]s.[/size][/b]

It shows clearly that you are an atheist. I pray that God in His infinite mercy will touch you and cause you to change your ways.

Definitely not for engineering students. This is more apt for social sciences or humanities students

Congrats. I like good news especially if it is not tainted like NOI's Yale's award.

dapipson:
So am going to miss Lady Dame Faka Patience Jonathan!!
This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian with her Award Winning Speeches
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * My fellow womens.
6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left them for God.
10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
11- * Na only you waka come?
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are "sharing"
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very sweet. Support him.
(Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan)
Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading"
"diaris god o

Pls add I present Wike to you as the incumbent incoming governor.

Zico5:
What really cost him? Even the dumbest in this country know that mr Jonathan is not fit for a local government chairman not to talk of presidency. Go and check his records as state governor, many people re just born to be ordinary citizens. That is the category that mr Jonathan belong. I will not be surprised if nobody hears anything about him again as from May 30. Change is loading 99 percent

Gbam. He is not just cut out for leadership

I am happy for Lagos and also Nigeria as this kind of project puts us on d wotld map for tourism. Thank God for the visionary leadership of Tinubu and Fashola. This us what I expect the govs of Bayelsa to do. The state us awash with natural islands which can be transformed into alluring cities.

The question to ask "prime Minster", voodoo economist NOI.
1.How much did Nigeria make between 2007 and 2015
2. How much was left in ECA bu Yaradua. How much is there now?
3. How much debt external and internal did GEJ inherit from Yaradua?

This mall can't be N300m when it is not boy's quarters. The journalist should get d figure right. It surely cost more than this.

I just signed. Still need about 750 more to support this noble call. So, I encourage others to visitors the site and lend support

I buy.

What is d last price. Text to 08032372245

I have available for sale 120 ft self-supporting, 4-legged, angle steel, hot-dipped galvanized telecom mast available for immediate sale in PHC. Asking price N1.5m. See attached picture of the erected mast. Pls call Joshua on 08095053281

mentorandfriend:
Let me correct you sir, because it is articles like this that point fingers at the church in order to destroy us, but it profers no solution at the end of the tirade.


You lied. There were evidences of church meetings in the Acts of the Apostles. The 120 disciples were in the Upper room praying. It was not someone's house. Ananias and Saphira dressed up to go to church and lie to the Holy Spirit, and Peter was the minister that day. Ushers carried their dead bodies out. There was a large church in those days that the apostles appointed seven deacons.

About denominations, the persecution of the early church caused people like Stephen to run to Samaria. a new ministry was born there. I believe the persecution was a grand plan by God to scatter the church all over the world, beyond Jerusalem.


Well, John the beloved Apostle used it in III John vs 2. I wish you above all things that though mayest prosper.
Remember that John said that it was the same things they heard from Jesus that they were declaring. I John 1vs 1-4.

When has old testament ceased being a part of the scriptures?
Of course he is. That is why you are not dead already. John 10vs10. I have come that you may have life more abundantly.
Anything unscriptural you find today in a church means that the original still exists. There are still people getting it right. You know that too well. Stop generalising.
Just attend RCCG'S HolyGhost Congress any last friday of your choosing, or attend Shiloh in Canaanland. Thousands are still giving their lives to christ.

That you are not experiencing it in your assembly does not mean it does not happen again. Visit RCCG's redemption camp for HolyGhost congress. What you will see will shock you. We are in the last days and these are the days of massive outpouring of His Spirit. Its happening.

God meets us at the level of our expectation. May be you go to church as a routine. You will never experience that touch of God. I'm about to enter the bathroom and prepare for church, and I'm doing it with expectation of what new thing God will do in my life today. Church is not a routine for me.

Please next time, dont generalise things about the church of God. We are marching forward, and the gates of hell will never prevail against us.
Thank you.

Well done. points well ararticulated. A Christian that is not grounded may be discouraged and miss the mark.

How much do you buy per ton.

[quote author=Esinwaju post=33438726][/quote]I disagree with you. Most men will look at the lady's features which are what define beauty and not colour. If you are ugly, you are ugly no amount of bleaching will change that.