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Nothing pisses me more than to see:
Dipping bread into tea or water (My Mum's the Queen of that, however).
Eating eba & the likes with spoon. find it pretentious and boring.
Slurping on tea or chewing on eba.
And for those who eat from the pot, scraping the thing irritates the hell outta me.

While I admit that some corp members do not kno how 2 operate a computer, please, the system is so programmed that everything 1 needs to do is visible at the touch of a button. As regards typing, it's up 2 ur ARO. 4 me, where INEC mess up na the FINGERPRINT SCANNER. Mehn, to call that thing slow na understatement. 1 finger is like 10 minutes? So, calculate 1 full hand. Also, God save u if ur computer hang. Only the printer and the backup try. Maybe cz dem no cm from Zinox, In all, things need 2 improve or else,

So enjoying this thread. My own case is that when we were younger (still very much in practise anyways), Mum had this habit of using past misdeeds in xplaining Bible topics during devotions. As far ure nt the one under discussion, u go laff tire. And prayer nko? It goes lyk this
God in heaven, IK haz sinned again. (narrates wth dtail, the sin in question). He's trying me O. Help him repent or ife m ga-eme ya enh (what I'll do 2 him). Even our pets r nt spared. "Pego is misbehaving. She poos everywhere, tears clothes & does not eat. I'm tired of beating her. I will dispose her O." We go chuckle till prayr end.

wallex1983:
great work poster. your results are valid. tallies with mine. GREAT JOB! bt why were these zamfara pple just dropping their votes in other states' boxes

U mind them? Only God kno wetin these guyz drink or eat b4 voting. Some dey rite their own names. To spell Gdlck or Atiku nko? I laugh in Isoko.

Hw wont Atiku cl him leader? After straffing themselves sore.

Bros Femmy, hp ur biz's good. U av shown enof patience. In my opinion, even wthout any prompting, common sence should make ur onkl kno that its time he moved on. Had a similar case. Our ex tenants upon a 3mth premise stayed 4 ova 10 years wthout rent. Left last friday after much gidi gidi. Mum dey fear 2 let again. God save us from ungr8ful pple.

OLAADEGBU:
One wonders what hymn the wise men sang on their journey to Bethlehem since it took them many months to reach their destination. On their way they must have conversed, so let's see what would be the the top 7 things they said:

The top 7 things overheard on the Wise men's journey to Bethlehem:

7. "Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense!"
6. "You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like goat."
5. "You know, I used to go school with a girl called Beth Lehem."
4. "What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow? Phoenician?"
3. "Hey, does any of you know why MYRRH is spelt with a Y instead of a U?"
2. "Okay, whose camel just spat?"

And the No. 1 thing overheard on the Wise Men's journey to Bethlehem was:

1. "All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy."

Guy, if u wake my famly eh? I am so LoL. Nice of u. Kip giving us godly humuor. Cheers.

If this is how people are converted, smh ''leaves thread''(so not in the mood for trash talk)

alimat 2:
The truth is on its way and when it finally arrives all the xtians will be ashamed to accepted Islam and the few ones who are knowledge seekers will accept while closing their eyes of shame

Sorry my Lady. Methinks its the otha way round.
As 4 the controversy bout Dec 25, I believe that while there is no specific scriptural connotation, it shows divine influence nonetheless.
In the days when Christianity was fledgling, the faith had 2 contend wth the prevailing roman religions at the time. New Christian converts still participated in roman heathen festivities. Now, with the adoption of Christianity as official Roman religion by Emperor Augustus, the 1st Christian emperor, the Church saw the need to further entrench the life of Christ in2 the citizens. Now, putting Christian festivities side by side with Roman would not help the growing faith so, by the inspiration of the Holy Spirit & the power of the Emperor, Roman festivals were replaced wth Christian ones, same date et al. So, Dec. 25, originally meant for the worship of the Sun god now became a date to commemorate Christ's birth.
Pagan roots, yes. But 2day, to the glory of God & shame of the devil, 2day is reserved 4 Christ 4 evr n evr.

As 4 the evening meal celebration, Jesus charged his diciples to do this in remebrance of him. Lk.22:14-23. Every bible believing church does this. Some more often than others. It is called the Holy Communion.
Hp I did good.

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1.8? Thoz head rests look lyk they wer meant 4 the bak seat. Happy sales tho.

@Tim we all kno tha u hv a right 2 b angry bt pls dnt xhaust tha right. Simmer down while u still av sympathizers.
I advice u delete this thread, cntact german YOURSELF thru YIM, bb or phone n discuss furtha.
@Onwan, gettin in2 an online brawl is nt d bst 4 u. Dnt by ur writings put german007 and urself in bad lyt cz by ur statements, u arent helping his image @all by sounding all thawg.

My opinions buh frm reading this (yes funny) post, I cn gather these
Tim is angry
german007 is placatory
Emperoh is matured & diplomatic,
Consensus n Onwan do nt kno hw 2 tlk (or write).
Pls whil Tim's steam is reducing, ths page dz nt need xtra kerosene. Too mch of that already. Tim my humbl advic, cnsida 007's propositions, wait 4 ur ride n settle d rest amicably. Oga g7, do well 2 ensure Baba Tims ryd cmz quik O. 9ja cnt wait 2 b paintd red.

Ribs dey ache me. Luv d 13 yr old borrowr n d hookr.

After being wth her all evening, Kunle couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged a friend to call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said ''I have some bad news, Adunni. My grandfather just died''
''Wo, thank heavens'' replied his date. ''Because if urs hadn't, mine would have had to.''

3 robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, there's no money, only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yoghurt. ''We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat,'' he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next morning's newspaper reads: ''World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed.''

I am flabberwhelmed & ovagastd at d kin English bein speak here. Hw dd u guyz managment 2 graduation? U pple shld nt ownership handsat tlk lesser of laptop hiss.

Lol. Send at ur own risk. This 1 na by fire by force.

Nice car. Y is ownr selling? Any known faults/defects?

Groundnuts and Zobo. Yum.

Know a guy rumord 2 b sleeping wth im. Bt Charly Boi, a whole nu levl al2getha. Dt's if he's gay [quote author=e-Shegz link=topic=537563.msg6998348#msg6998348 date=1287830459]Area Fada, Charley Boy, has been associated with a lot of negative – and positive – things, but never before has he been called a homosexual. That is up until now.

A romantic picture of Charley Boy kissing Denrele has been circulating on the Internet for a while, and it has made many believe that both of them are involved in a sexual relationship.

But Denrele told Life and Beat that he didn‘t owe anybody any explanation.

“If not that I know you, I would have told you I don’t owe you any explanation. I just think that some people are out to tarnish my image. Call it Photoshop, call it publicity stunt or whatever the picture is, people just want to tarnish my image.”

But to those who he feels are out to tarnish his image, Denrele said, “I’m not bothered in anyway. They are just making me popular. The story is not affecting me in anyway. I have been receiving calls from all over the world about this same picture. I’m not gay, but I don‘t think I owe anybody any explanation.”

Charley Boy’s phone was unreachable when Life and Beat tried to contact him.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201010233134587[/quote]

Yawn.

RLOL. Ds 1 bride pryc dn reduce.

Hi. Nice car? Still availabl? Gt an interestd frnd. Plz wht's d fuel cnsumptn lik? And any known faults? Thanx.

Still cnt blive Honda owns Acura. Gd wrk, happy sales.