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Forum GamesRe: Slap Or Kiss by Somatic(m): 1:17am On Jun 29, 2011
Kiss
AutosRe: Dubious Fuel Stations - Anyone with similar experiences? by Somatic(m): 11:58pm On Jun 24, 2011
[quote author=George_D link=topic=691574.msg8562904#msg8562904 date=1308674959]i'm surprised no one has mentioned oando yet! huh[/quote]=))=D ♒ђåª•ђåª•ђåª♒=D =))
Oando have their fair share of wuruwuru. My mum went to get fuel from them as her tank waz on the red. She paid for 3k fuel & got 3k air. The car neva comot from the station when fuel finish. Trust women. She shouted down mkt 4 that day. These guys r bcoming 'wickeder' every day
FashionRe: Who’s Behind Dame Goodluck Jonathan Stunning Look? by Somatic(m): 4:35pm On Jun 15, 2011
Patience had always been good looking despite the fat and badt grammar. The nu look while nt xtreme is nyc. Hp her English will sound good too
AutosRe: Toyota Camry 06 @ N1.8m by Somatic(m): 11:29am On Jun 10, 2011
From the little I know, Iyk's camry is from 2k5 onwards. Asides the tail lamps n gear head, the 3 headrests at the back is typical of Camrys of that period. Take note pls

Happy sales tho.
PropertiesRe: Building A Luxury Block Of Flats: Day-to-day Updates (with pictures) by Somatic(m): 10:13am On Jun 10, 2011
Orders for 5000 bags of popcorn and 200 cartons of coke

Lets get it going.
PropertiesRe: Building Of A 5 Bedroom Executive Duplex In Enugu by Somatic(m): 10:04am On Jun 10, 2011
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I AN SOOOOOOOO IN.  grin grin grin
spyder880:
Thank you for the question, I am passionate about buildings and started investing in properties because thats the only investment I love. I can stay in a building site for a whole day and not feel hungry for food in 12 hours, just for the fun of seeing blocks being put on top of each other or concrete being mixed to solid homes, the whole process fascinates me and gives me my own fix.
I can build for free, and its not that I need the money so much, (but bros, Dangote still dey chase money like a poor man) but I want my name to count for something, to make a name as an honest builder, and enjoy the fun of giving people satisfaction in their dream for quality homes. I will be most honoured to discuss with you when you come back, thank you for making me believe in myself.
COME AND BUILD FREE 4 ME!!!! U know my specs.
FoodRe: No 1 Fruit Juice In The Market by Somatic(m): 5:23pm On Jun 08, 2011
Supdr Dip
Comes in every flavor u can think of.
Cheap too.
FoodRe: Do You Eat Beef Sausages, Gala And Co? by Somatic(m): 4:24pm On Jun 08, 2011
Meaty is it. So far, still soft and considerably filling
These days Galas r becoming too strong too burnt
As 4 BIGI, e strong like concrete. The first time ! buy am people think say I dey chop kuli kuli. E be like the thing dey from factory expire.

The rest, wannabes of the big three.

Make I just jejeli go back to puff-puff. smiley smiley
PropertiesRe: The Real Cost Of Building A Six Bedroom Duplex by Somatic(m): 6:05pm On May 16, 2011
Made it to page 66. YAY!!!!

Thumbs up Spyder880, brabus, Kuntash (d Benz guy) Fhemmy and not forgetting the swag am alone. Hopefully u wont b alone in eating rice at housewarming.

Spyder, prepare 4 me in 2015 by Gods grace. I wan use 100k Build 12 room mansion with 2 penthouse, football pitch and all etc wey go make Brabus deasgn look like village house.

More bricks to your elbows.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 13 Year Old Raping An 11 Year Old by Somatic(op): 6:05pm On May 03, 2011
Ola leave Inked alone O. I go vex detain u infinito grin

Inked dear, don't mind Ola. 4 im area fine gurls nor know book wink wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: 13 Year Old Raping An 11 Year Old by Somatic(op): 6:03pm On May 03, 2011
Where did I stop?

Friday,my friend and his oga went to release the said rapist. sought and got the approval of the DC. Even parents of boy fulfilled bail conditions. However, boy was not still bailed, first on the premise of security reasons then delay tactics by the police. As much as I don"t want to believe it, methinks the police has been compromised on this case, and if the story of my guy's true, the influence surrounding the case is bigger than the case itself. Coz, as at today, the boy's still in detention (10 days+ now).The boy's billed to go to family court tomorrow. Hopefully he'll get his bail there
Nairaland GeneralRe: 13 Year Old Raping An 11 Year Old by Somatic(op): 12:56pm On Apr 29, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=656184.msg8226999#msg8226999 date=1304069887]
I don't see why they shouldn't detain him. Suppose he flees the country or area where he resides? I know that within the US they can prevent an individual from leaving the country by asking them to hand over their passport or placing the under house arrest, but I hardly doubt that that would actually work in Nigeria. Even if he were to hand over his passport, who's to say they [the police] can trust that his parents won't concoct some plan to smuggle him elsewhere? OP, is this case still ongoing or are they just detaining him? 
[/quote]As at today, No case in court yet. But a minor, even in US law, the police cannot detain a minor or can they?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 13 Year Old Raping An 11 Year Old by Somatic(op): 10:30am On Apr 29, 2011
Sorry for not providing location of crime. I learned the "crime" was done in Abuja, Nigeria.

From what I gather, the boy has continued to deny it. Did I add that he has been detained by the police now for a week? Now is ti right for them to do so, considering the age of the boy?

mehthiks a 13 year old can have sex and may rape too
PhonesRe: N81. At The Cheapest Price: by Somatic(m): 6:10pm On Apr 28, 2011
Tried ur number without suxes.
Where u located? Lagos or Abuja?
And pls post pix.
Nairaland General13 Year Old Raping An 11 Year Old by Somatic(op): 6:01pm On Apr 28, 2011
There's this issue I heard from a friend in the office. He said a thirteen year old boy raped an eleven year old girl. the boy has been detained for a while now. The parents of the girl are promising fire and brimstone esp. with the police. The police in question are not ready to release the boy until they have concluded "investigations", taken him to court and sentenced him promptly. I gather that he's still there.

Now please, as much as we must not condone illegality whoever may commit such, I wish to ask:
1. Can a thirteen year old be engaged in a crime of rape?
2. If yes, is rape bailable under law? Hear that the sentence for despoil is life imprisonment. True?
3. And do the police have the right to detain a thirteen year old considering the fact that he is a minor?

Please I need objective comments, with backing of statute. Lawyers and any one with a lil legal background preferable please.
PoliticsRe: Serious Riots In Wuse, Abuja & Mararaba by Somatic(m): 4:11pm On Apr 18, 2011
hapi:
nigerians we have goofed once again. i mean pdp again after all these 12 yrs;. wateva happens we are in these country together. unlike u pple frm the ss/se/sw i actaully want a good nigeria for my kids, i wanted them to have a peaceful, civilized country,where there is abundant of jobs,electricity, water, good health care etc. pdp have rob me 12 yrs of those things. it's sad for nigeria.
From the above bolded, U must be Northern. Now tell me compared to the North's 35+ years of misrule the PDP's 12 of which u guys even had a stake in amounts to little. U want a good Nigeria 4 ur kids. Is it by the acts of your brothers that change will come to Nigeria? Because the last time I checked, not the SE, SS or SW were fighting, rioting and throwing bombs all over the place. So, who wants a united Nigeria more? We or U?
PoliticsRe: Drop A Word For The Corp Members Conducting The Elections by Somatic(m): 10:39am On Apr 18, 2011
Youth obey the clarion call,
Let us lift our nation high,
Under the sun or in the rain,
With dedication and selflessness

NIGERIA'S OURS,
NIGERIA WE SERVE.
FoodRe: Confess Your Bad Table Manners And That Of Others You Hate. by Somatic(m): 1:51pm On Apr 13, 2011
[quote author=George_D link=topic=482362.msg8044847#msg8044847 date=1301861373]hmmmmm!definitely fork and knife are a no-no for me for eba and semovita.even when i lodged at le'meridien i used my natural hands! grin[/quote]Correct o jare. I cant bear to see such pretentious forming all in the name of civilization. I wonder how the food would taste under such circumstances angry
FamilyRe: 18-year-old Girl Kills Self Over Dress by Somatic(m): 1:38pm On Apr 13, 2011
2 stranger & Bluetooth, I can only imagine ur posts if Peju was replaced with Uju or Nkechi.

Poor Mother. God has only spared her more trouble. Who knew what she was set to be?
Car TalkRe: 2010 Volkswagen Touareg Vs 2010 BMW X5. by Somatic(m): 10:00am On Apr 13, 2011
Ur posts clearly show ur inclinations. Share the exact sentiments. A touareg combines the sportiness of the Porsche Cayenne with the sturdiness of the Q7. Aesthetics, simple and understated, maintaining the VW/Audi princple of U making the rules. The technology driven BMW X5 to Me's only fit for Eva Longoria in Desprate Housewives. Like u noted, good onroad handling, but I doubt if I'd like to see an X5 stuck in the mud. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Ucl: Manchester United Vs Chelsea [2 - 1] On 12th April 2011 by Somatic(m): 7:15pm On Apr 12, 2011
switch47:
God forbid a man's blood to be blue. Red is the colour!! You can't beat the devil at his own game and territory. The theatre of dreams is "hell" every blue shirts shall catch red fire & be burnt beyond recognition. Common its realy hot down there. HELL IS REAL!! Chelsea falls tonght. The oracle has spoken.

Gbam, Gbam, Gbam. (Hits Ofo on ur behalf) grin
AutosRe: * * * * CHAIRMAN HAS ARRIVED * * * * Pre Ordered By Chevron Nigeria Unlimited. by Somatic(m): 3:52pm On Mar 17, 2011
oladcity:
Do you want to kill people with suspense? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked wink wink wink wink
I just tire. smiley smiley
AutosRe: * * * * CHAIRMAN HAS ARRIVED * * * * Pre Ordered By Chevron Nigeria Unlimited. by Somatic(m): 10:50am On Mar 16, 2011
PPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE post pix nowww. U'll pay for my hospital bills if I get ulcer here O! cry cry cry
PoliticsRe: Obj And Bode George Conversation by Somatic(m): 1:50pm On Mar 10, 2011
grin grin grin grin grin
Laff go kill me Oh.
This is ingenious & creative. More palm oil to Ur elbows
HealthRe: Pls N.landers Help Me & My Dog by Somatic(m): 11:21am On Mar 07, 2011
:oSo sorry. feeling your pain buh take heart, go get another dog. sad sad
HealthRe: Pls N.landers Help Me & My Dog by Somatic(m): 2:04pm On Mar 06, 2011
Apparently the DRILL left a crater in ZIM's head, hence the muddled thots. A case study of reason gone with the wind.
@Poster, wish u well wth ur dog. Hp he gets better soon.
Music/RadioRe: I Won’t Impregnate Women Anymore – 2face Idibia by Somatic(m): 1:36pm On Mar 06, 2011
naijasing:
i pray ooooooo
Abi O. Coz with the rising cost of feeding & school fees, if the xisting kids must attend Corona & Loyola Jesuit, then something drastic has to b done about John Thomas' 'nefarious' acts. Good thinking 2baba
FoodRe: Do You Wonder? by Somatic(m): 3:41am On Mar 05, 2011
[quote author=George_D link=topic=582469.msg7739216#msg7739216 date=1297845738]you can't always be too choosy, bros. follow my footsteps-just close your eyes and eat! grin[/quote]x2
FoodRe: Drinking/sippin Garri. Is It Gud Or Bad? by Somatic(m): 3:26am On Mar 05, 2011
Garri Oh Garri. The thot alone. The only food that can feed 5000 without prayers. With the right combo which 4 me includes sugar, salt, milk, groudnuts & coconuts & cold water, mehn I'm in heaven.
Knock urself out with bread & akara.
FamilyRe: Thank God With Me As I Just Put 2 Bed A Bouncing Baby Boy. by Somatic(m): 12:52am On Feb 26, 2011
Congrats. The Lord is good. So where's d christening parry?

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