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I hope he is a chelsea fan, we might end up wstching the premiership together..chelsea for life. I bet he can just do abracadabra..and chelsea will just top the league..Any club thst tops the league at christmas udually go on to win the league.

Then he can come to my house, turn all the water in my reserve tank to jack daniels...and we party hard..

Who is bringing the joint.? But then again this...

sonofElElyon:
I am telling you that history and archaeology say otherwise but of course you know better than these

Post the sources here...

michresakidjo:
It's what you read from the Bible bro...... What was religion practiced by the Egyptians when Jacob and his children dwelled in the land of the Goshen??.....


Let's think outside the box.

Or, it could just be a story..not factual...it is still about Enki(jacob) and esau(Enlil)....

sonofElElyon:
You are the hilarious one.. clearly the Bible and it's prophets promote only Yahweh the Creator God..

History and archaeology date the time the books were written

I dream and they come to pass.. there are levels of anointing.. moreover, you are muddling things.. my prophecies are not in issue here but Bible prophecies made by major prophets of God..

I am telling you that they where written after the facts

sonofElElyon:
Okay, so don't condemn what you won't take out time to understand..

p.s. it isn't the "white man's bs"..
The semitic race is different from the caucasians..
Also it really doesn't matter where it's from.. I'll tell you that I'm an ardent student of Bible prophecy and some of the things I discovered, the accuracy of prophecies uttered hundreds of years (sometimes over 1,000 years before fulfillment... Would simply blow your mind..
People all over the world are ecstatic about Nostradamus and his "prophecies" despite clearly being the product of occult art.. if people could just lose their disdain for Christianity for a bit and objectively study the old and new testament prophecies, they'll be shocked at their precision accuracy

What makes you think the bible prophesies are not occultic arts? You are just very funny.

Secondly what makes you think they where not written after the facts.

Thirdly,cant you give a good prediction of what is going to happen in nigeria next year..

Whats new ?

sonofElElyon:
If you do just a bit of research you will discover that the book of revelation actually says that the "kings of the east" or "kings of the sun rising" (Oriental Confederacy) will be allies of the Antichrist in the war against the armies of Christ but will be destroyed at the battle of Armageddon!
Scholars believe (with good reason) that these Eastern countries likely include China and nearby countries.. north Korea is nearby!

Google revelation kings of the east!

I would rather concentrate on the laws of my land...rather than waste my time on the white mans bull shit.

Christmas money don come oh

JYGYSV

petra1:
But this case is different . God is offering you life and paid for it .

Because you read it from a book given to you by people who came to enslave your ancestors...You foolishly accepted it, no questions asked. You demonsized your own heritage and insult your fore fathers...and you want to make heaven...continue., your eye will soon be open.

I cant wait to get the mark of the beast, so i can buy nkechi roasted corn and pear next year, during the corn season. I cant do without it....

And the woman that fries akara in my junction. Her akara is da bomb..

What if mary was actually raped by a roman soldier? And she and joseph had to leave town for the birth since she would have been found out that she was pregnant before her marriage rite with joseph was concluded.

Those that not look like a more possible cause of her pregnancy rather than saying god did it. We know that is not possible. No prophet ever prophesied that was going to happen.

Its the holiday season, why not look at the story again, this time with at least 5% Of our brain..

obonujoker:
No bro... Even the prophet Daniel spoke and wrote about these events too.... So it can't be a lie!

Daniel prophesied about the coming kingdoms..and the wars that will take place as each empire takes place...from persia to greece to rome to the present time of iron and clay.....
The last beast was addressed as having the likeness of a man meaning it will be human not a beast, with love, compassion etc. And the promised messiah will usher it in. Isaiah says " they will hammer their swords into plughshares...and learn of war no more. The future is about peace on earth, which the messiah will bring in..and he is doing it at the first try..no second coming arrangements..

HedwigesMaduro:
Excuse us sir, we are being serious here.

Very very....do an unbiased reserch..

budaatum:
I think the hallmark of a dullard is an inability to use your own mind and brain and to expect to be spoonfed.

I see your type everywhere blaming others for your own ignorance and stupidity and empty belly while waiting for manna to fall into your mouth.

You are the one claiming an adsurdity, i am simply asking you to clarify your stance and you are doing a runner...

obonujoker:
Wrong bro... Remember His disciples asked him about the last day events??

And it is clear it wasn't the apostles, it might not even be our days, but it will surely happen at it's set time!

Or ....or..it was just written like that by the catholic church to keep them relevance in your life and you can continue to give them your money.

I guess all i am saying is that , it is all a lie and bull shit.

enilove:
No murderer can make heaven
When you drink sniper or otapiapia , you have murdered yourself , you can't make heaven.

To you , anything true , righteous , of God to save souls are false . But the works of the devil , your master , is the truth.

I pity you because Satan will not be able to help when he and his followers shall be thrown into hell.

Have you been following my thread. There is no such thing as devil, satan heaven or hell. Those are christian concept to make you governable and easy to control. There is just the creator of heaven and earth. Whatever happens happens, because it is the will of the creator..
Whether good or bad..

Eriokanmi:
I see somebody talking canally. May God open your inner eyes to see the truth.

That God impregnated another mans wife (one of his creation) to sire a son. So that the son can grow up for us to murder him as a sin sacrifice to him so that he will forgive our sins and open heaven for us. Is this what you call truth? Then define absursity for me..

DonCortino:
Judaism started when the jew were lead out of Egypt by moses. that should be long before 530BC even.

That is what the text says...not history. Ezra wrote the torah.

Adakintroy:
Nothing in this world from plant to animals to man to knowledge nothing stays alive without his own form or way of preserving itself. It will be killed erase or eaten by any superior phenom.

If the Bible is still hear, is because no thoughts or ideas have shown enough to erode it.

Its has suvived many civilaztions. This is just one.

If the Bible says in this day there will be wars or rumours of wars. Men will be lovers of themselves and it's happening. Then for a foolish old book written by goat farmers, it was pretty Dem accurate.

As at the time it was written those things were happening already..christains where busy having sex all over the place...i dont really know what you are driving at?

livingchrist:
Death is an illusion why are you afraid to die?

Who is ? I am not , why should i be..? If death is , i am not and if i am , death is not...

ronyman:
I like this idea. Pls explain to me bro how is death an illusion

Man is a spirit dwelling within a physical body made from the dust of the earth. The genesis account says "and God formed man from the dust of the earth and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life and man became a living soul. The same word used for breadth is also used for spirit. That is Nerphesh.

Psalm 104:29-31 also says " send forth YOUR SPIRIT and they are created and replenish the earth, take itand they die and return back to dust...

So death is just return to default setting. Body back to earth and spirit back to God who gave it. Ecclesiatics 12:7

obonujoker:
Wrong mate!!

The Lord Jesus Christ himself talked about the rapture in Matthew 24 from verse 31.... "After the tribulation of those days....... The son of man shall descend from the cloud, and send his angels with a great trumpet, and gather his elect from one part of the earth to the other"

It is stated clearly by the Lord Jesus... Paul just explained the events!, through the inspiration of the holy Spirit and Revelation of the Lord Jesus

Why do you guys like interpreting books from the point of view of the reader rather than the speaker. For God sake , jesus is not talking to you that is reading it 2000+ years later, he is talkingto his disciples. The desciples asked him a question and he was answering them. They are the ones supposed to witness those things..not you that is reading it...comprende?

Slimqueen:
exactly what did u gain after typing this?

Why would a grown ass human suspend his God given intellect to believe such absurdities..if for anything to open their mind to understand that it is all a story. Words on paper, nothing more. Its like saying superman or spider man will come again....

How stupid.?

stieyven:
What a brutal use of sarcasm with such brazen show of ungodliness and blasphemy.
It is written, "Do not take the name of the Lord Lord in in vain. The Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain. EXODUS 20 :7
Remember that you shall be judged by every idle word you speak. Matthew 12 :36
You'll do well to receive Jesus into your life. Tomorrow may be too late. John 3 :16

Do i look like a slave ?

Only slaves worship their masters God.

A guy named paul wrote a letter to his friends in Thesselonia 2000 years ago, telling them about some invents that might soon take place . Fast forward 2000 years later a dumb guy in a remote city in nigeria finds the letter and concludes that he is the one the letter was written for. And proceeds to put fear in the lives of his friends and neigbour.

And you are still wondering why we are still the footmate of the world..

Deuteronomy 13....a good read

budaatum:
You really are a bit of an olodo, aren't you? See you dragging me into teaching you in nursery class after making out you were a graduate lecturer. Thankfully, you are learning your place, so pay close attention.



First, let us rephrase your question so it reads properly and hides your ignorance and shows some intelligence.

Was it before or after it is written in the same book that said he drowned every living soul save just a family?

I hope you understand the above. I mean, is it not true that the book never ever spoke to you and you just read it yourself?

Now, let us address the flood itself. Remember you said Jesus was mythical? Do tell, if Jesus was mythical, what is God? Can you see how your question is like asking if Ikemefuna really died after Okonkwo is written to have killed him?

Now, homework. Go do some research about world floods, would you please, and let me know if a God flooded the entire world as you've suggested, and drowned every living soul, as you seem to believe.

Do not be lazy now, son.

The hallmark of a dullard is to shift a question to somebody else when asked simple questions..keep at it..

Shalom

kokomilala:
@sonmvayina,please read the Bible well.They were never 3 .They were a company.This error of 3 wise men has been going on for ages.

Three gift, so one would assume 3 guys...

explosiveskull:
Don't you know it was Jethro who moses sought refuge from wwhen he ran from egypt that taught him most of the religious things he thought Israel. Jethro was a high priest hope you know? Moses married one of his daughters and she was referred to as a cushite and in hebrew cush means black or dark coloured, it means moses married a black woman and the origin of judaism is from africa.

Might be, when you look at the story contextually. But the truth is that Moses did not write the Torah, the torah was written by Ezra, he is the creator of judaism. When they left the babylonian exile.

erico2k2:
There was Magic back then and some odd religion!

I know bro...i know..

livingchrist:
Mark this thread You will remember it soon! A time you will wish for death you wont find it

Death is just an illusion.....life is all there is..

enilove:
You are right . But who knows when the rapture would take place seeing that the signs of the end times are visible to us now.

There is a way out...just drink snipper or otapiapia..so you can just go and meet the lord, i guess you have a relationship with him....or relocate to north korea, the anti christ will not near there, or he will be sent to one of those camps..

I know one tiny voice in your head is saying...the whole story might just be bull shit..

MaxInDHouse:
Your repetition of the word "cult" proves how insincere you are my friend!

Nobody asked you to join any cult your incessant posts on Nairaland surely means you believe in convincing your fellowman to reason along with you. There is nothing bad getting the datas of people who agreed on the same line of thought in order to continue exchanging ideas and encouraging one another to keep up with good works upon which you agreed. That's what Jehovah's Witnesses are doing in the name of Jesus Christ! Hebrew 10:24-25
So if you're now calling that cultism please tell me how you plan to move ahead with those who agree with you as you're always trying to make people reason along with you on Nairaland!

God never commanded such, where did paul get his information from? What authority does he have? And how did his petsonal letter to the hebrews become the "word of God"?