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zeusdgrt:
Is called pidgin lingua obinna nwaneri

Oh, ok. That's what you 've been speaking all along.

Please leave English for those that can speak it then and concentrate on the pidgin.

If you had told me earlier I would have come down to your level.

I for don come your level since.

zeusdgrt:
Sorry if u can't spell then you ain't worthy to teach anyone, try get sense think small na

But you can't even write a single sentence in English correctly without shooting 'bullets' yet, you wanted to teach your senior.

try get sense think small na What is this one again? Seriously, how old are you? because you can't be correcting even a 5year old over and over again the way I've been doing, only for you to come back ans still write this.

zeusdgrt:
U still dey talk?see who nor Sabi spell global disease dey form okoro feeling funky abeg use shame save ur lineage shut up

You are here for your evening English lesson?
It will be difficult for me to access your progress or retrogression (as the case may be) if you will keep typing in pidgin

I know you are afraid of making mistake. writing in English is your worst nightmare . But don't worry, I won't laugh at you. If you don't speak it, you can't get better at it.

Boy, speak English please. I don't know where to start the correction from.

zeusdgrt:
Atleast I nor show myself go type bomb,u don admit since say u Bleep up and that's the main thing CORONER

You are begining to "lower your chest" . That's just the idea, to humble you. To make you confess that you know nothing.

Next time when you know your English is not that good don't try to correct with the mind of scoring cheap point, especially when the person is obviously better than you. It exposes you to ridicule.

Go and sin no more.

zeusdgrt:
Lol..... Mr English teacher wen nor Sabi spell wan form porch teach,guy go hug transformer

Correct guy. You are back to what you are comfortable with, your pidgin

I can't blame you, you have tried your best. "you cannot come and go and come and kill yourself" because you want to show you know how to correct . Poor you, I can imagine the torture you have been going through struggling to construct just one sentence in English, even ordinary pidgin took you 6hrs to write.

zeusdgrt:
Oga simple question u spell Corona as coroner?yes or no

Do you even know coroner is a correct English word? I'm sure you don't. You that have confessed that a simple sentence is like magic to you

So because I spelt corona as coroner is the reason you now came out to show you know how to speak English only to end up disgracing yourself by firing bullet left and right?

You even exposed yourself that you cannot string two sentences together without making errors a nursery 1 kid should not make when speaking or writing English language. The only time you made attempt to put 2 sentences together was when you were speaking the only language you are comfortable with, pidgin

I told you, next time when you want to score cheap point online, check out the person you want to take on before you do so, if not, your emptiness will be laid bare for everybody to see.

Pls don't take another 5hrs to to type just one sentence again, pls.

zeusdgrt:
After all the big grammar you still spell 'coroner'

I can feel you. So, this simple kindergarten English look like big grammar to you?

Anyway, I can't blame you, what one doesn't know always look like magic. Constructing a simple sentence is magic at your level. Sorry about that

zeusdgrt:
Childish,modify and change words to protect your stupidity eyah can see you are really desperate.Sorry

I can see you really put some effort this time. But I'm still not getting exactly what your issue is, because in one minute you will show signs of improvement, in another, you will start with your terrible English again.

Don't rush to comment (you won't be given prize for that), take your time so you don't show the world the kind of education you got. It might be a kind of disgrace to the schools you attended and those poor English teachers who were trying so hard to impact your life only for you to turn out like this.

Sincerely, think about it, who do you think is stupid? The one that takes 3 hours to type one sentence full of errors, or the person that types at least 100 words of impeccable English within 10mins? I know this thing is eating you away . I'm sorry to be using your predicament to catch fun, not my fault ;

zeusdgrt:
Keep trying so hard to save it face?

I think you are beginning to deteriorate. Because I can't even make any meaning of what you just wrote. English is not really as difficult as you are making it look.

I guess what you intend to write is "keep trying hard to save face" what is "it" doing there again..

Are you not beginning to get ashamed of yourself you have being writing just a line sentence since and each time you come up with one or multiple errors. And you want to claim English teacher.

But don't worry, you are in luck, I have idle time on my hands, I will tutor you. After this lock down you should have a better command of English.

A word of advice though, if you are not sure of yourself in anything, don't rush to claim you know and start correcting especially when you don't know the level of the person you are talking to. You tend to expose and make a ridicule of yourself as it just happened to you.

CapitalBank:
Source: https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/04/12/chad-issues-nigeria-april-22-deadline-to-occupy-territories-seized-from-bharam/

May the good Lord use the remembrance of today to forgive me for supporting the candidacy of this man in 2015 (even though I didn't vote for him). I actually campaigned for GEJ too then in 2011 o, but because of the disappointment I got from him before I started routing for this one not knowing it's from frying pan to fire. And my wife warned me that time o. chai!

Anyway, taking a cue from Arsene Wenger (who was always seeing positive in each of his team's woeful performances), the positive in this whole saga is that the man has finally being demystified. If we didn't allow him to get there it would have looked like we lost the Messiah that could have saved Nigeria.

zeusdgrt:
All hail the great English teacher,that typed coroner Toyota virus into being.

Now you are beginning to amuse me. When they were teaching me this in primary school then I never knew I will one day be teaching an adult (I assume you are one) this thing we were using to play then.

teacher who not teacher that. You can use who/that in plural but use 'who' in singular for a person. You can use 'that' for object or a group of persons (plural).

You are really making this boring Easter interesting for me. I'm happy I'm 'sowing' into your life.

Happy Easter

zeusdgrt:
Damage control,u don shit guy carry am 'coroner Toyota virus'

Guy, what's happening? you have resorted to pidgin again?

Seriously? is it really that difficult to construct one, just one sentence in English correctly?! Kids of nowadays.

Anyway, I won't give up on you. You can still do well. Keep the "bullets" coming, I will keep correcting you.


Well done.

flexyrule:
Business has to continue.
Offering via e-platforms dey sweet die. No looking left and right to check if people go look you when you no get offering...
No carrying shoulder up when dey ask tithers to approach the altar for special prayers...
No more 4 hours service, if e tire you, just off your data sleep.
Make churches no start protest sha, cuz this thing hit them well well

Why some people just like to dey talk truth wey everybody know but just dey keep quiet?

zeusdgrt:
Still trying hard to redeem your bomb, keep lying to urself coroner Toyota English teacher

Yourself Not 'urself'. You are getting better.

Try to impress me, try to write one sentence, maybe a very short one, that I won't have to correct anything.

Well done.

zeusdgrt:
Learn and shut up,u just disgracing yourself further

"Learn to" not "learn and". "You are just" or you 're just not "u just"

One sentence, two 'bullets'

You are coming up gradually, don't worry you will get there. Keep it up.

annford:
I usually don't comment on things like this but I have an advice to give you and it would really help you through life. Get an education and get exposed. Your writeup there is so 1876. Update and upgrade yourself. I rest my case.

I know your type guy, "I don't usually comment on matters like this" yet you still commented without saying anything meaningful. I like intelligent argument. Bring your facts and let me bring mine and we check them out. But if you don't have anything to contribute to knowledge you can actually keep quiet.

Get education you told me. I don't know the highest level of education you can ever achieve in life but one thing is sure, I would be there before you.

Talking of exposure, I don't really know about that.

Upgrade? I'm ready to do that, but you will need to assist by telling me the level to upgrade to. I've been working in the telecoms for roughly 15years. You need to tell me what you know about transmission in telecoms before you advise me which level to upgrade to.

Thank you.

annford:
You asked if I made a research on 1G-4G before using it? That's so lame! Weren't those tested? Weren't those approved? They were approved and released to the general public because they were deemed safe for the public. My brother, my younger sister is married to a Radiation Scientist (She too is a Scientist herself) and they both live in the UK. Her husband and a Team of Radiation Scientists from about 13 Countries, did comprehensive tests on the 5G and they concluded that it was 19x higher in radiation than the 4G and 3G put together. A group a Radiologists did their own tests and likened the radiation to that of an X-ray machine but only worse than that. You did a Math up there but that isn't enough. I ask again, If it were right, why install it simultaneously all over the world when we are all on Lockdown? If it were good, why are even scientists opposing it? I do not like dwelling on matters like this. I was in Wuhan last July on official visit and I can tell you that what they're telling you guys in the news that caused this whole thing that actually caused it. My brother, I pray that people come to the realisation of what 5G is all about.

4g was tested before being deployed, the same with 5g now.
There is none of these things that doesn't come with one health issue or the other, but nothing in the scale of corona virus that is well known by the scientists you claimed conducted the tests and yet will still be deployed. Won't it affect everybody? Even radioactive frequency like microwaves being emitted by these antennas are know to have long term health issues like cancer not anything that affects you instantly like the covid-19. If you have any documented scientific report (maybe by those scientists you talked about) that contradicts what I just said, kindly share it with me I will be interested to read it up.

Firstly, Corona virus is presently in over 180 countries and the countries that 5G is operating is less 100

5G has been tested in many countries in some countries since 2016, they did not send people into quarantine then neither was the 5G killing people then. 5G was deployed on a large scale to many countries since early 2019 people were not sent indoors then or people dying on a large scale like this.

Conspiracy theorists like Pastor Chris and his people who are really that intelligent more than the professionals who make up the different safety organizations in telecoms should tell us the technicality behind 5G being the one killing people.

Those that know nothing about telecoms equipments even think for a telco to upgrade to 5G they will need to start laying new cables or erecting towers etc. The upgrade being done on their microwave and maybe directional antennas are things that would be done without anyone knowing. So, what reason will they have to send people on lockdown because of upgrade. The laughable one Pastor Chris said is that "they locked you inside because they don't want protest". He really dissapointed me, he can do better than that. Let us assume that countries like Nigeria even has the gut to protest anything the federal government wants to do, is it a communist country like China or under a dictator like north korea that people dare to protest anything the government says. Its the same people the government is now afraid of that the government will have to lock them inside to install 5G?

These so called pastors should just stop making a ridicule of themselves.
The Bible predicted that at the end of days there will be ADVANCE IN KNOWLEDGE and many other things that will show that Jesus will soon come. They should stick to that and prepare for when the world will end or when they will die to go face judgement. Not campaigning against Antichrist, because according to the Bible the Antichrist will not come until God would have taken the saints away. Or are they afraid they are not saints?

patriotic007:
This covid 19 pandemic issue in Nigeria is not clear to me
1)Why is it that politician are the ones bringing out the figures? At least we should be briefed by a well known doctor on what they are going through, the dangers health workers are passing through in attending to this large numbers of allegedly infected people,And what they need in order to perform their duties.
2)Why is it that no single clip or pics of this covid-19 patients on sick beds or ICU beds has surfaced on the media space in Nigeria, the way we see it on CNN and other foreign media instead of showing us chats of yellow green and red.
3)Where are the dead covid-19 patients buried? And. Why don't they show their remains been moved from the hospital like we see in other countries that really have this covid-19.
4)Why do some states have the same figure of infected people for more than a week now?does it mean that the first case didn't interact with anyone at all.?
5)Why haven't we heard of a single health worker been infected yet in Nigeria with our weak health care system and insufficient protective kits,or is it not the health workers taking care of the large figures of infected people?

1. Lagos state commisioner for Health, Prof. Akin Abayomi has always been giving updates almost everyday about the covid-19, even when Sanwo Olu addresses, you see him in his entourage. By the way, you always see Donald Trump everyday during their daily address to Americans.

2. Search online, there are pictures of the admitted patients in the newly renovated isolation unit for covid-19 patients in Lagos (I don't know of other states). Video and pictures of the patients are online, search. By the way the isolation centre is actually impressive.

3. Nigerian families of dead patients will not notify you when they want to move the body of their dead relative. Also, how many pictures of the dead body in a place like America did you see out of the almost 20,000 people that are dead (I watch CNN everyday, I've not seen even up to 10 different bodies being moved) In Italy you only see the coffin of the bodies meant for mass burial.

4. Because it's possible the states have not been able to trace the contacts, or the contacts are already under quarantine and awaiting their test results (which takes days based on the test kits we are using in Nigeria) or the contacts are already declared negative. Many states don't even trace contacts the way Lagos is doing aggressively. NB: many people actually have the virus in Nigeria without them knowing and will get better without any medication. I want to believe some are already sick and fine without them even knowing.

5. Our health care workers are more careful especially after our Ebola experience. There was a report of 3 foreigners presenting themselves at Gbagada hospital in Lagos, one of them with simptoms like covid-19, all doctors and nurses on duty ran away shouting "corona is not my portion"
Actually you are wrong saying no single health worker has been infected. Two doctors are infected in UBTH Benin, infact, the Chief Medical Director of UCH Ibadan is infected.

Just want to remove your mind from conspiracy theory. I won't deny there is more to the corona thing worldwide than we are being told (just like many countries and NGOs are cashing out on HIV/AIDS up till now), the virus is real and out there. How and why? only a few people know the answer to that one

MERCHANDISER:
type odumejeje raises dead on youtube or google,you will see everything

I typed on google, youtube and a few other search engines as you suggested but came up with nothing. The only thing I saw there was him challenging herbalists that they should come for waking up the dead challenge . And even that, I've not seen him follow it up after 2 jobless herbalists like himself took up the challenge.

But if you can just type the link directly here for me which will let me know the name of the dead person plus the hospital that certified him dead, I will appreciate.

NB: I have am in a group of professionals who do freelance investigations based on our capacity and our line of professions. This claim is something I can verify easily if I have the right information.

Thanks

Jodera:
Your first paragraph is correct for investigation. We no wan dey hear "u hear say him raise person" lol. Let's be certain he really did it, no be any audio raising.

Now to your 2nd paragraph, I don't think that's necessary. Even tho we believe (as a Christian) Jesus rose the dead to life. It was only 1 person dat was recorded. Many people must have died during that time, but it was only Lazarus we're certain (with belief) that he rose from dead... Hope you get my drift!

I get your drift relating to my second paragraph, You forgot:

1. the son of the widow of Nain (Lk 7: 11-17)

2. Jairus daughter (Lk 8: 49-56)

3. Jesus himself
These are the recorded ones in the bible, history told us that he raised more than that (unconfirmed) including at least about 5 other documented ones raised by the apostles.

But going by your drift, I think I will be ok if the first paragraph of my post can be attended to as you said.

Thanks

zeusdgrt:
Coroner Toyota English teacher.....lol ,u just trying to wipe the shit from ur face.

Is it really that difficult for you to write a single sentence without errors? Even just a line. But I hope you know how to write your name, maybe we should start from there. Lucky you, I have some idle time to give you some teaching (that's if your case is not beyond redemption).

MERCHANDISER:
he has woked a dead sometime around 2018 at Amichi mortuary

Oh, Ok. I didn't know. Nice of him. What's the name of the dead man so we can confirm the hospital that certified him/her dead.

By the way, was it only one dead body that was at the mortuary? why that particular one? what of others? or the other ones don't have faith like the one he woke up?

Vision2045:
Pastor Sucrutrum

His accent and pronunciation is a CURE on its own



My Guy I disagree o..

He was a viral sensation before the epidemic...

He went viral one time like that as well, when he by passed protocol to crash into a governor but was bounced. Even before that event ..my guy was a sensation.

You forgot the most resent one before coro came that he was challenging herbalists that he wants to wake up the dead. I am one of the people that directed him to where fresh dead people are but we nor hear anything again o

FARA4GA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVKNCpfMP_M



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsaM-455T0w

As directed by God almighty, pastor Odumeje, A.K.A Liquid metal, A.K.A the lion, embarked on a mission to a secluded mountain to pray for the whole world especially in this trying times. He advised the viewers that; as he was on the mountain, anyone who needed a favor from the God of intervention should write their prayer requests; and be assured that God would answer their requests.

Odumeje himself, The king of the clowns.

zeusdgrt:
U nor even Sabi lie,only u don admit now u wan change am

Just say thank you and go listen to your 5G god/pastor. Please next time you want to correct someone's English then be sure you have a good grasp of the language. (unfortunately for you, you messed with the wrong person). Also, since you are the writer of brighter grammar who wants to correct English, then speak English and stop hiding behind pidgin. I'm waiting to correct your next set of blunders.

Thank you.

zeusdgrt:
Oga go sit down so u can't even comprehend or differentiate a pidgin lingua spelling pronunciation?u be really obinna nwaneri

Oh, so it's pidgin now because you were called out. But you didn't see Corona spelt as coroner was as a result of auto correct? so convenient for you to try to explain your way out just because you think you can score cheap point only for you to shoot yourself in the foot.

zeusdgrt:
U sef nor fit spell Corona...lol.Nobody dey force you believe, allow us believe our believe na..lol

Thank you for pointing out my spelling error. Let me also repay you for the good deed, The word in bold there is "belief" (noun) and not believe (verb). You are grammatically wrong. Now, say thank you.

zeusdgrt:
U accused someone with no facts and yet u talk as if u have evidence.Una hate and bad Belle too much, like it or hate it he preaches the word and got 3billion followers with the greatest influence any minister can have also God uses him to perform miracle and guess what he is wealthy,his members are also and not complaining so if e pain u try hug transformer or stab ur heart make we know

I apologize for not being a gullible zombie that is being 'jobbed' by an intelligent coman. But one small thing we just asked is for him to heal 'ordinary' corona virus patient, we didn't tell him to wake up any of the dead ones o. Is that too much to ask? If he knows he can't, then can you tell him to please continue feeding his people that God gave brain but they refused to use it, even made Bible available for them but they refused to read only chose to listen to a conman in the category of MMM's mavrodi. And he should pls stop bringing other rational thinking Nigerians into his matter. Let him continue to feed his dumb followers with 5G conspiracy just because he cannot perform his abrakadabra miracles here because this one is 'korokoro' not the arranged healing school. Healing school! seriously? where they teach you how to get healed?. How many of the people Jesus or the apostles healed dem first carry go school to teach how to get healed?

zeusdgrt:
Abeg I like see one person wen e don use take carry out the fake miracle,hate is a killer

Yeah, you are right people hate Pastor Chris that's why? But can you help us tell him to try heal just 1 coroner person the same way he has been performing his "real" miracles?

Or is that one too part of hate speech?

donnie:
Control from which damage? You needed to have watched him today further destroy your theories. You guys watch mainstream media and think you know something. You're talking about a man who has been talking to billions across the world every day, the past few weeks. He has followers and members across the globe and somehow you think you are more informed than him on actual happenings.

What were the FEMA tests carried out several times last year for? Even in October a test was done for a Corona virus pandemic to what the response and implications will be. Then less than 6 months later, they roll out the plan with a projection for more deaths in Africa than China and you're happy and comfortable.

Guy what we are talking about is about Pastor Chris saying it is 5G that is killing people instead of virus all because he cannot invoke the same power that performs his fake miracles for him to heal the corona virus victims.

That you are talking to billions across the world everyday doesn't show you are not fake, in fact, this Corona has confirmed that the "billions" that have been listening to him all these while should be ashamed of themselves.

Don't get me wrong I never said he is not intelligent, I only said he is a conman. Have you seen any yahoo boy that is not intelligent? For him to be able to 'job' millions like you really shows his level of intelligence. Na correct guy man he be.

ibinaboonline:
You see am? I was already wondering if the pastor has lost it. The pastor may be on to something but I don't expect him to say something as drastic as what the OP wrote here. Spreaders of false information, God will judge you all. You're ruining lives and you don't care.

No wonder many of these business men calling themselves pastors are still getting more and more people to deceive everyday. The bible is there for them to read and understand, yet it is what their god pastor says they will take in hook, line and sinker.

This video is there, just watch it you refused and you just jumped to comment to castigate people.

Ok, watch the video this time and tender an unreserved apology.