Small small like this na so the thing dey take start o. From 5G to checking calendar for when Christ will come.
Matt 24:36- "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone" (NKJ).
Even Christ himself that is coming doesn't know when he's coming except "the father", but pastor Chris as the right hand man of God abi na him even be god sef knows.
Who told this man, sorry god that the year he is counting here is the same way it is counted in heaven? or which year on earth should we look at? the arabic, the roman, or which one? abi e no dey pastor Bible that a thousand years to us is like one day to God? (Psalm 90:4)
madjune: You don't know anything. This is highly spiritual.
Whatever position they assume is frozen in time as the force goes to work. That penis would remain turgid and in place with a higher power beyond the man in control of it.
No be only frozen in time. boiling in time sef join
Penflame: Early this month, unknown thief/thieves entered my room through the window late in the night and stole phones, device and laptop totally worth 132,000 naira.
My greatest surprise was I didn't or was unable to wake up throughout their operation until day break, and I'm someone that easily wake up from sleep at hearing slight sound or noticing slight movement.
Is it that there's a charm they do use for this kind of operation? If yes, how can it been neutralized to prevent such occurrence next time?
In what way can I apprehend this thieves? I've been unable to track the items.
Someone should please give me advice and suggestion.
Help move to front Page biko.
That is no voodoo. There are many chemical substances out there (I don't want to mention names) mostly in powdery form that do the trick, you will sleep like a dead body. I've seen a situation where they carried couple from bed to the ground and took away even the mattress and they both continued sleeping till day break.
If you look around your room very well especially close to the window you will likely notice the residual of the powdery substance they used.
It is could also be a way to justify the eventual outcome of the election either by direct counting or through court process.
I kind of agree with you that free and fair Ize Iyamu might not win this election, but mark my words THERE IS NO WAY OBASEKI IS RETURNING AS GOVERNOR OF EDO STATE, whether by crook or by fair. There is too much at stake for APC to let go of that state just like Osun state then.
solutionist: I must admit that the APC/Ize-Iyamu social media/Nairaland team is doing a great job of posting anti-Obaseki news.
I just got into Lagos from Benin, where I spent about 5 days.
From what I saw in Benin and the interactions I had with the residents, there is absolutely no way Ize-Iyamu can win the forthcoming elections without manipulations.
The news that the APC team keeps posting on Nairaland is effective to make their followers to feel good, however, it is no reflection of the reality in Edo State.
justebuka: Urgent: Please All Gradauate Of sociology Where Are You Working Now
am a student of uniport dep of sociology I initially wanted law b4 waec then i changed my min during jamb Please how good is sociology and as a graduate where are you working And which jobs is promising to us
To be frank with you there is no good course that will guarantee you employment in Nigeria although you have a slight advantage if you study certain courses.
That being said, if your target is employment in Nigeria then I will tell you to get the best grade available in whatever course you are doing e.g a First Class or at worst a high 2:1. That's not all, alongside while in school make sure you get yourself prepared for aptitude tests (the 3 to 4 years you are spending in the university is enough for you to ace any aptitude test) and as long as your age is not up to 28 to 30 when you are graduating believe me you MUST get job in this same Nigeria. I have young graduates that are getting 2 to 3 offer letters at the same time without knowing anybody.
That aptitude test is a must, there are many 2:1s out there and even first class, the work you do on yourself in terms of aptitude tests and other interview preparations is what will stand you out. It doesn't matter at all, even if it is religious studies you did in school. I have someone who studied PPE, he is a big boy in the bank today, infact got offer letter from 2 different banks and PWC at his entry level
Gracedavid125: A video making rounds online captured moment an unidentified married woman got glued to her lover while having s3x.
Eyewitnesses linked the incident to "Magun" and it was gathered that the incident occurred in Ogun state. The couple were seen in the viral video crying and begging to regain their freedom from the charm.
Magun which in Yoruba language means "Do not climb", is a dreadful and deadly charm usually employed by offended husbands to punish adulterous men having illicit sexual affairs with their wives.
Penis captivus which is supposed to be what happened is almost impossible to happen in this position with the man standing upright like that. The walls of the VJ cannot trap the P in that posture. Also, with the way the wrapper is fully wrapped round the woman you will know there is not even any form of penetration in what we are seeing.
Aphrygian: Ode ni e, there are many yorubas in Ghana, infact there is no ogbomosho family without a family member domiciled in Ghana, you better seek knowledge.
Actually there is no, I mean no part of the world you will not see an Ogbomosho family well settled. Also, there is no Ogbomosho family that doesn't have at least one family member outside Nigeria. That particular part of Yoruba people are well travelled.
StagethemTVee: A vehicle loaded with arms and ammunition meant for armed robbery operations was intercepted by the Intelligence Response Squad led by DCP Abba Kyari in Asaba Delta State.
A suspected leader of the gang, Alfred Robinson was also arrested. The weapons look military grade and leaving one wondering if they were about to start a war.
Dminister: Then who will be the deputy governor? APC committee of made people
Bros, take time to check out the constitution. There doesn't have to be any deputy in this instance until another election is conducted depending on the court. Meanwhile anybody can be picked to serve in that capacity in the interim, most probably the deputy speaker
seanfer: Thanks at the bolded. I’ve been explaining this to them here but they won’t sit down and reason. Those fighting Obaseki knows that what they’re about to do is illegal. But they will have their way before the court will decide the case. The election would have come and gone. Tey forgot that once Obaseki is impeached before the election PDP won’t be part of the election
That's the joker they kept up their sleeve all these while
Dminister: Somebody should help me ask them this question; Who will be their governor after this meeting of impeachment? You want to impeached democratically elected governor and his deputy just like this? They should come up with better plans. Obagoal is the answer!
Constitutionally, the speaker of the house becomes the governor. Getting a governor is actually very easy
osazsky: that is the maze they got from Osun street.obaseki is too smart for that we know where d real mase is and that is not even the colour of the real one
You don't need the 'real' maze to perpetuate your illegal activity of impeachment. What is the evidence that the one at the government house is the real maze. The maze is just a symbol, the most important element in the house is the members (2/3rd to be precise)
At the end of the day it's court that will decide if he was properly impeached or not by which time election would have come and gone.
Dansuqi: Again,I think that they are tactically distracting obaseki and shuaibu.while this legislators will occupy them and stop them from campaigning or drawing up election tactics,pastor and oshiomhole will pull the rug off obaseki at the election ground
Too much brain dey worry you.
Give it to some of these Nigerian politicians, they are grand masters at the game of chess, distracting you with a bishop while your king is almost dead.
The next 2 to 3 weeks will see court injunctions flying here and there as to which is the legitimate house sitting, while Obaseki is running from pillar to post trying to challenge his eminent impeachment by the 17 house members, Oshiomole and co are busy campaigning (sorry, settling 'boys') underground to secure most of the polling units. Before you blink, sept. 19 is here and election won and lost.
Wetin "koin sain" me. Thank God our leaders have sold Nigeria to China and they are coming to take over very soon. Let me see how all these nonsense will be happening in the communist China annex.
Ghana NHIA Boss Entangled In Sex Scandal; Hot Audio Drops Of Him Begging To Just ‘Enter Small’
A nurse named Doreen Smith has reported an NHIA district manager, Mahama Sakara, for sexually assaulting her and she has a secret audio recording to back her claim.
The nurse, who works at the Soma CHPS Compound at the Sawla-Tuna-Kalba District in the Savannah Region has petitioned the National Health Insurance Authority (NHIA) to investigate the district manager, Mahama Sakara, for “sexual assault” and “attempted rape”.
In her account of the events, Miss Doreen Smith alleged Mr. Sankara had come to the CHPS compound at about 9:00am July 8 under the guise of “monitoring” but turned around to make sexual advances at her.
She said even though Mr. Sankara did not succeed in having sexual intercourse with her, he fingered her in the process of struggling with him when the advances became intense.
“However, when we got into the facility, Mr Mahama Sakara (the Sawla NHIA Manager) started making sexual demands. Upon several pleading that I was engaged to a man, Mr Sakara engaged me in a struggle to have sex with me.
In the process, his (Sakara) fingers entered my vagina but could not have sexual intercourse with me,” part of her petition read. Doreen says she has since reported the issue to the police and the District Health Directorate.
“This incident was reported to the Sawla Police Station on the 9th of July, 2020 pending investigation. Equally, I have reported the incident of this attempted rape and sexual harassment to Sawla-Tuna-Kalba District Health Directorate.” In an audio tape accompanying the petition, two voices, one male and the other female, are heard in a dialogue with male voice demanding a sexual favour and the female being adamant.
The main voice at a point lamented he was in pain for being denied the sexual favour and that he had had an erection long before he got into the compound. The male voice feared something may happen to him if denied the favour.
“Just do me this singular favour, if you don’t do this favour and anything happens to me I won’t forgive you. I will never forgive you if you don’t do me just this favour,” the male voice is heard saying.
In the audio, a voice believed to be that of Mr Mahama could be heard saying “do me this singular favour and see what God will do for us. Even if I will not release, let me just enter you and I’ll be happy“.
Using health implication to convince Doreen, he said: “at least you are a nurse and you know the psychological implication of someone having that serious desire“.
Doreen persistently said NO adding that she has a husband and it will be a sin. Continuing his persuasion, he said “so I should suffer like this? You are happy I am suffering.”
But the female stood her grounds and insisted the favour requested was too big for her to grant, explaining “I’m engaged and the man is a man of God” while asking the male to “stop it”.
At a point, the male voice requested to use his tongue on the female, which she turned down. The over 20-minute audio, the petitioner claims is a record of what transpired between her and Mr. Sankara and wants the National Health Insurance Authority to probe the matter.
“I am calling on your good office as a reputable key partner in Ghana health care delivery, to investigate and institute the appropriate sanctions on Mahama Sakara.”
OEPHIUS: Ondo PDP Governorship Primary Election comnences in Akure
...As Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi-led Electoral Committee, aspirants, agree on strict adherence to the electoral guidelines for the conduct of a credible, free and fair Governorship Primary Election as approved by the National leadership of the PDP.
Governor Adamu Umaru Fintiri of Adamawa State and other members of the committee are in attendance.
PDP... Power to the People!
#amokelouis
Am I the only one that noticed that "Ghana must go"?
XXLMANDIGO: This Doctor lives in the West yet openly admitted that he actually had intercourse with her when she was drunk. That's a bait he should first try to wriggle himself out from. I am not supporting the lady but a drunk person can almost not give true consent in a sexual encounter.
According to him he was also drunk. He could as well accused the lady of raping him too.
iamloyalty: I love the way he describs restaurant and meals especially. In hit them where it hurts and a whiff of money the meals description was so vivid and salivating that I almost checked how to make those foreign meals.
If you research well you will be suprised those meals don't exist. Most of the countries he was describing he never went to, most of the towns in America he describes don't exit. The guy just sits down at his table and construct a town for you with streets and roads and it just jells.
iamloyalty: Yes. I have all four of them but I haven't seen that one u mention. I thought a whiff of money is that last. I will source for it online. Thanks.
Sorry to disappoint you, you will likely not find it anywhere because it doesn't exit
As someone said, that title could have just been invented by some die hard fans of Hardley Chase who still want the Girland/malik saga to continue.
Believe me, every real James hardley Chase people are talking about the existence of that book, yet none have read it. I even heard at the end of the book Malik eventually killed Girland hence the title "Bury him like a hero". But as I said, that book doesn't exist, just a phantom of our imagination as diehard supporters of JHC.
Encash: I had introduction. We we're about to do the traditional marriage. Her mother died. I invited the family after two years since her parents are dead one of the distant uncle gave me a bill, including a cow. We opted for a court marriage. It was done.
But this woman is disrespectful. Pastors prophet tell she has a spirit husband. Sometimes I see a man fighting me in the dream. After sex smthing will bit my d..k. 3 times a year. She refused to go for deliverance. She is stubborn and self centered.
Her brothers and sisters are supporting her ill manners. Myself and brothers have gone to the police station once. This is because of the differences. Ok, Come and take your sister I won't see them. She can leave my kids for me or take them along. I do 80percent of the spending, paying house rent for more than 10 years and payment of fees. A frigid woman that hate sex like shit.
People advise I stay because of the kids. But I can't continue like this. I am fed up .
Please advise no insult.
Which one is our own na? Did you call us when you wanted to marry her?
On a serious note. Write all the bad attributes of your wife on one side and the good attributes on the other. Write your own bad attributes under her good attributes (be honest with yourself) and write your good under her own.
I would have told you to do cross multiplication but I don't know if that will cause another issue . But just look at the interchanged good and bad. You will have a fair picture of what to do. You might even be suprised that she is actually the one tolerating you all these while, maybe she should have divorced you long ago.
Conclusion: Life is too short to be unhappy, drop anything or anything that will make you unhappy and move on. Remember to prepare for the after life though.
haryomikun: Read honor among thieves this corona virus period. Had to search if the Declaration of Independence truly had British spelt wrong
master story tellers can give a fiction that you will think actually happened.
James hardely Chase will create fictitious towns, streets, roads, cities that never existed and describe them vividly that you will practically be seeing the pictures directly in front of you.
haryomikun: Strictly for Cash remains my best. Where that boxer dude ran off with a girl that had this big shot gambling husband who died in a car accident.
I read my first JHC novel Knock Knock Who’s there at 9. Since then I’ve loved James Hadley Chase. That guy never ceases to blow my mind!!!
Yeah. Just take a dive and collect your cash but because of girl...
I read my first Hardley Chase too while in primary 6 (a public school o!) chai education back then sha. Many SS3 students in public schools nowadays can barely read newspaper and comprehend.
By the way, how many strokes of cane or tongue lashing did you receive when you were caught with those cover pictures. It took a long time for me to convince my mum then that there is absolutely nothing like the cover picture inside.
Sirheny007: I have not. I think fanatic readers may have invented that title given the success of the Mark Girland/Malik novels because I know "Bury him like a Hero" is not on record as a book by James Hardley Chase. It is at best 'Fictitious' as you have said But the title is consistent with a typical James Hardley Chase book.
Let's continue the search. Who knows maybe one day you will write it on behalf of Hardley Chase. The title sounds like him actually, the more reason why the existence of the book sounds believable.
Sirheny007: I have all of them in e-book format (Epub to be precise)
I won't mind to have them if you can share, I will need to confirm my record again, because by my record then I read over 160 but don't have the list again. I need to know if my counting is correct
Sirheny007: This is akin to asking a father to choose which among his sons he loves best. A paterfamilias worth his salt will not do that. I will list 5 of my favorite authors of all times.
1. Lawrence Block 2. James Hardley Chase (Renee Brabazon) 3. Peter Cheyney 4. Chinua Achebe 5. Dan Brown
This list can alternate anyhow and I would not mind
Ps: James Hardly Chase wrote 153 books and I have read all of them!
MODIFIED: I am surprized no one has mentioned Agatha Christie!! The most published author on the face of the earth dead or alive
Have you read the ficticious "Bury him like a hero" which everybody talks about yet no one has read? The supposed final act between Mark Girland and his KGB enemy/friend Malik
ajebuter: Jackie Collins : Hlollywood Wives, Hollywood Husbands, The World is Full of Divorced Women, Rock Star, Lucky, Chances, Lady Boss, Lucky Vendatta, Dangerous Kiss, Hollywood Kids, Hollywood Divorce, The Stud, The World is Full of Married Men,
Sidney Sheldon : If Tomorrow Comes, Rage of an Angel, Master of the Game, Noonday Conspiracy, Naked Face, The Other Side of Midnight, Bloodline, Memories of Midnight, The Stars Shine Down, Stranger in the Mirror...
Danielle Steel: ( Daddy, Zoya, Malice, Lightning, Story of Nick,
John Grisham : The Street Lawyer, Pelican Brief, The Firm,
Jeffery Archer: Kane and Abel, The Prodigal Daughter
Other great authors are: Sandra Brown, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Barbara Kartland, Robert Ludlum, Dan Brown,
Wow! I love reading!
Usually hide to read Jackie Collins then (couldn't afford to let my sisters catch me reading their books not to talk of one with those kind of vivid contents). For the Jefferey Archer, you need to complete the series, the next one after Prodigal daughter is "Shall we tell the president?" Jefferey Archer is a story teller, his short stories too are solid. My best from him so far is still "Not a penny more, not a penny less" I can also go for "honor among thieves"