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Drabeey:
I'm a hard man, i agree honey... People like me don't cheapily fall in love....i swear, E no easy!

You are rare, in this generation? Babe the street is too strict, but I found one of the rarest! If someone had prophesied it, i would have called them liars! Indeed you are a 'Kokapo' bird among birds! I am among the very few men heavens smiled on. God directed you to me. I am always happy to have you. Ododo mi, mummy 'Pelumi'.

I missed one of our arguments yesterday. Still remember that argument? About what name we are going to give our first daughter... I always picked 'Pelumi'. You are the boss babe, your 'intelligence na baba' Mummy Pelumi will only agree if we make a bet, that she wins if the baby come during the day, and 'Pelumi' only if she comes during the night. I have a confession ma.... I didn't find it easy asking you out!

In this generation where some ladies brain is only loaded with santana and sharwama, your own head dey work. Beauty and brains... Omowe iyawo mi. Just tell her the idea and 'Piam' she's working on it, before you know she have the excellent plan handed to you!

I started getting fatter, i became newer and more glowing, what else if not those 'shokoyokotos' you won't stop preparing. My friends started beefing me, let them keep eating around oo, (ko kan aye) i have totally forgotten all those our 'yaakoyo' joints. One lady even told me she'd love to meet you, she wanted to learn how you do the magic in the kitchen!


Your attitudes have always been that of the Kokapo bird, research said that bird is known to be an extremely smart animal, getting attached to people who are kind to it. Yes, we think same way! What else could i pray for than a woman who loves what I do and may even do it better than myself. You gave me so much peace of mind!
You have never talked bad of my family members. You loved every of my friends!

No one would ever believed you did not bewitch me Shining skin, i wonder where you dropped from. If not that i bought that cream myself, i would still be thinking you can't use nothing lesser than 120k cream. The day i told Sheddy your cream was Ori and aloe vera, He wouldn't have believed either.... 'Aponbepore'.... You still owe me the truth ooo, where are you truly from, i just don't want to say you are from the water kingdom ni hmmm.

You always wanted to see the Pacific, you love to wash those good shapes in the Beautiful palm fringed white sand beach in the turquoise waters of Tikehau, Tuamotus, French Polynesia. I can't stop imagining how Emma Watson haven't found you yet as her twin from another mother. Rhianna should count herself lucky to have same shapes as yours, "you're my hottest babe in the world".

You kept warning me when i started acting strange. I started leaving you out of my life, i became another person. I told you my plans no more! I fought you at any provocation, i would never raise my hands on you, i have promised you that, i still do. My sins are too enormous honey, i only hope you could only find a place in your heart to forgive me. I started leaving you and following my friends. Na shayo we go dey shayo everywhere! As if that wasn't enough, i fought you on wrong things, i put every blame on you! How could you have survived those bad days? What kind of man am i? I am a monster. You called severally and i wouldn't even pick up.


I still remember the day we went to get something at the store, that day still smells in my head like a fresh paint! That guy that came with Porsche wanted to slip you his number, babe you are just not from this planet, ahswear. Really? You collected his Iphone and dropped it in his cart. Dumbass guy like me, I didn't even know anything, i kept reading the expiry of that juice. It was Carlsen who later told me what ensued between you guys , he was seeing the whole film from afar! But truly, who would not want to chyke you. That bumshorts was infact 'bombshort'. Even your own boyfriend couldn't resist that 'golden artifact' walking in front of him. I kept checking your backside till I caught one white guy looking same direction. Well, I wouldn't blame anyone who got lost lusting at your 'bahd' shape.

Oh i lost it, all i could do to reward you is to impregnate this girl...... Babe, my issues might have gotten pass redemption.

I could only ask for a favour. Just help me with this, if not for anything at least for the fact that you deem it fit to lose your virginity to me at 26 years of age, God! that was even after you got your masters....

If only you could help me beg God to forgive me. You can't blame Yinka too, he told me what you guys discussed before...

Nonetheless honey, i know you too well, too well! You don't do anything you aint sure of. He told me you said i must do something crazy by confessing all my sins to the world maybe then you can then consider taking me back. You are not here to ,help me with this 'to the whole world' puzzle.

Adunke mi, i came up with an idea, an idea that made me write you this open letter of forgiveness!

I hope everyone who's reading this today learn one or two from my letter to you. I only pray i could be redeemed!.... But let me assure you once more I'm truly sorry and i want us again!
I'm yet to tell the world how i maltreated you. The day you caught me with that lady on our 'to be' matrimonial bed.

Akanke mi, your body language na 'elele'. I had thought you'd rain brimstones, but you kindly dropped my valentine gift on the floor and gave me a peck even with my body still dripping of another woman's sweat! Let me tell the world about that in the next chapter.... Permit me to drop my pen for now. I'm really ashamed of myself.


Drabeey writes...

Nayo08:
try to check up the address on Google maps

osuofia2:
mad men have taken over Naira Land

AntiWailer:
You are suffering from depression.

you better get help as soon as you can.