₦airaland Forum

MrOjay1:
My younger cousin is what you will regard as a typical big boy.He drives a good car and is living large.

We haven't been in contact for a long while so I decided to get his number and call him to catch up on old times. I really wanted him to put me through his line of work so I could solve my personal issues. He invited me over to his place and I stayed there for 3 days.

Omo after the first day there,he gave me his clothes to help him wash and instructed me to clean his flat.Hmmm I did it o

He came back with his woman and didn't even mutter as much as a thank you.

He even told her I was one of those his family members 'wey no get levels'.He said it in a very spiteful and disregarding manner.This na person I senior o and he do visit us then when he was little.

I was a little pissed at that descrption and he noticed it.there are other humiliating stuff that happened that day but I don't really have strength for typing.He was just using me to shine in front of the girl.

Before I left,he told me I will need to humble myself before him unless nothing for me.

I'm thinking of going back there to apologise to him for being pissed at him.

How do you guys see it?

I really need his percuniary support to solve my personal issues.

Nonexisting:
Get a sniper and end it, simp. But before you do, make sure you tell your wife the pin to your ATM so she doesn't waste time begging bankers for few change you have in bank. This is how you simps go about destroying everything you build all because of kpekus. You are crying for her my foot. The real cry is still coming. Ewu ohia

Islandlady:
Tell your mama to wash hers first

Stupid fellow feeling funkyyy

Islandlady:
Abi as stinking and smelling as your mama own

Islandlady:
Seriously! Sex is what most men think about everyday of their life! Men think about sex all day long even the so called redpillars

Most times, I'd have different male friends I wish to remain good friends with but all they will be thinking about is how to have sex with me, too bad

Men pls think about something else apart from sex!!! T for thanks

Tonero5200:
Any little issue we have she report it to her brother, just because am the cool headed type. I'm tired of the all whole thing, several times have wanted to call it quit but we end up getting back together. On Friday she went out with a guy to shoprite, when I asked who he was, she said they are just friends which was a lie because that guy normally calls her when she's with me.

I i told her, that she can go ahead to date him that me am done with the whole relationship. At first she laughed, then told me I NOR FIT. She's been calling since then which i ignored.
his elder bro came to my house with some friends of his that has several stab wounds and injuries all over their body, they didn't touch me, he just asked me what happened and I told him then what he said is I should try work it out with his sister then he Left.

Have made up my mind, but I know this isn't the end of it.. the dude is well known all over the town for his problems and he will be back.

aieromon:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/smhp.gif

SARSCoV2:
But you disrespected 3 women without getting married to them.


Hommie just feels like a saint when high on Marijuana

Onepointfiveodds:
After series of fights, sit downs and admonitions, my wife has finally make some adjustments on the salty food issue.

We had a little argument last week and i demanded she apologise as it was obvious she's in the wrong. She hissed and walked out on me. We haven't spoken to ourselves since then and she seem comfortable with that.

Yes i love her and i want us to move on from it, but how will this not repeat itself in the future if she doesn't own up to her fault and apologise?!

Tkoy:
Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing introduces IVM-branded tricycles ‘Keke Marwa’ into the Nigerian market, ANAMBRA PEOPLE reports.

Fondly known as Keke Marwa, the three-wheeler has being a source of livelihood for millions of low-earners in Nigerians.

The company is set to slash the price of Keke to ₦300,000 just like they did in motorcycle when they slashed it from ₦300,000 to ₦80,000.
The 5-seater (4-passenger, a driver) joins Innoson lineup of vehicles, including Connect, Caris, G20 Smart, Ikenga, and SUVs like G40 and G80.

In addition to being a source of livelihood for millions of low-earners in Nigerians, the three-wheeler is also the cheapest means of transportation to the common man.
Keke Marwa, seldomly used as Last Mile vehicle, continues to be a favorite for Nigerian users who ply unmotorable roads as well as those who cannot afford taxi or commercial motorcycle fares.

Source:
https://anambrapeople.com.ng/2022/05/20/innoson-set-to-slash-keke-price-to-%e2%82%a6300000/

Jennyclay:
@Supreme145 your friend is a nice guy. please connect me with this friend of yours. I would like to eat him money too. Who no like better thing? Biko.. Connect me!

politicoNG:
THE MBAPPE DEAL

caesymore:
Hmmmm.

Person wey make you open your mouth waaaaa change am for your mother na she you come dey beat beat like panel beater.

I wonder what someone you highlighted as your better half did to make you raise your hands on her
Well, what so ever she did, just ask yourself the last time you beat yourself for messing up .
With all the issues that whined up before you got married you should and should have disciplined yourself so as for your marriage to work against all odds.

Most times when a Man finally get a woman to fall for him, you now forget how much you longed to get that love she is showing at the moment and that alone evaporates the urge to apply caution when angered by her. Learn to treat your lady the way you did the very first day you decided to approach her, no matter how she runs her mouth never hit her its hard to get a good woman back once you hit her. Women and their mouth are inseparable pair ,they fight with their mouth if you can't learn to use hurtful words back at your Wife ( which mostly you two can apologize and laugh about it later) when she does other than your hand , hmmm then its matter of time before you enter front page for nairaland.

Embrace tolerance for your marriage to work. You can scold your Wife , you can correct her, you can teach her but never beat her up show her tolerance.

Nikrose:
Lol I don't have time to trade words with you! But next time don't go about calling a beautiful African woman hair dirty becos she is on dread! Thanks

Jennyclay:
you that you've been chasing your career since you were in your mother's womb. Have you bought a common bicycle??

Nonsense!!

Jennyclay:
Well, personally. I'm allergic to broke and poor people. I can't stand being with a broke man. And besides their wahala is just too much.

I can't even imagine a man giving me 5k to cook stew.. What would 5k buy in the market? 5k can't even buy enough meat not to talk of other ingredients.

Abeg make broke people dey there lane.. While I dey my lane... Biko!!

BoredBerry:
Soap? I don't get it... Like rituals?

Portable is likable... In his crazy way... And that's his grace...

Some people hustle... Others simply have to be the life of the party...

Nikrose:
wow I can't believe how stupid some men or boy are, I am rocking my natural dread that I spend almost all your salary for a year on, you call it dirty

sukkot:
keep in mind 2000 is chicken change to me ( GOD is good ). its like dababy who bought popcorn and gave the popcorn guy 100 dollars for a bag of popcorn. that means he paid 60000 naira for a bag of popcorn. should he be flogged ? or is he just looking at the degradation of the human condition and in his own little way is offering relief ?

Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!

Ndibuna:
Borrow sense

Fcmb2022:
My G Dis one tire me oooh

wetin we go call Dis one..

I am going to say anything about the soap. but I go talk based wetin dat soap do em colour.

You no say em be like em don dey follow cultist dey talk since..

E be like say em don collect

Ndibuna:
You still didn't read to understand. Here is a faceless forum so what is the big deal

Ndibuna:
So this female colleague of mine doesn't pick my call when I need to get information of the happenings in the office yet I pick hers and always ready to give her reliable information concerning work.
I urgently needed her one day and had to call again, she didn't pick my calls, she didn't apologise afterwards. I had to block her. So she needed me again and called my number and it wasn't going through. When she saw me she reacted negatively and wasn't talking to me. But do I care? She's not useful to me but want me to be useful to her

Nikrose:
At my work place, recently I noticed that one of my senior male colleague in his early thirties, not married is always defending, and protecting me even if I am wrong in many cases! I started noticing this for few weeks now and I don't understand his motive and reasons for doing it

I also noticed, He does this for only me and no other person! I just want you guys opinions for his reasons and motive for doing this!

Note: he is not displaying any romantic moves towards me, he keeps a straight face around me

paulolee:
Gv am chance, d simp no get mind to ask u out...

Notyourtype:
Hello Guys,

Is it even possible to have up to six kids without having a male child?

I have a friend, who wanted to have only 4 kids. He's now counting six and will count more because he has refused to have a male child.

When the wife gave birth to the fifth child, then my friend was very anxious to having a male child. But as soon as the news got to him that his wife gave birth to another female child, he send a message to his wife at the hospital not to come to his house with the child. He said his wife has a curse on her, that is why she refused to give birth to a male child. We had to beg him before he allowed his wife home.

The issure now is that his wife just gave birth to the sixth child again today, and another female child. He his just very confused right now.

He just told me now that people says the fault his not from her wife but rather on his side. And he want me to help him on what the problem is.

Pls nlanders, what do you think is the problem, and how can he give birth to a male child?

jackals:
I'm a beautiful woman in my 30s (33 precisely) with a good career and a budding startup in the make-up business. I'm also very humble and I'm one that appreciate the little things a man do. Recently, I got linked to a guy who just came back from the US and have the intention of settling down just like me. He's successful and very respectful the First time we met, and I was already looking forward to something meaningful with him.

Last week Sunday, he took me out. When I got back home, I noticed I've embarrassed myself too much by literally throwing myself at him. I withdrew and form busy by not responding to his texts and calls for two days. WhatsApp message read but not replied.

On Tuesday, I noticed he didn't message me for the whole day. But I became bothered. Up till now, he has not called me nor message me. I didn't want things to be like this, I just didn't want it to be like I'm desperate of his attention.

Is he that he has moved on or not really interested

Favour315:
Hmm
Please make it sufficient na