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AlafinofEnugu:
Fast forward to this morning after when I chatted with my girlfriend and we said our good night with lots of romantic messages
I was about sleeping when I checked her status and saw this on her status ....
PS: it has nothing to relate to me tho but what could this status mean?
And what she could say was she posted her thing and I should leave her and not bother her.....We blocked each other tho...
I don't know if I'll be making a mistakes to just let the break up be this time and move on
I need valid advice
Recently she stays up late very late and every midnight I come online she's there

So because of a hoe you woke up by 4am posting this. This simply means the hoe made the night hard for you anf you couldn't sleep. Poor simp

Op seeking validation for her unattractive collarbones

Ekpekus:
FT
Sao Tome 0 Nigeria 10

This would be the highest the Super Eagles have scored in a game.

Before nko

KiNg0G:
Have been clubbing since I was 16 and now that am an adult it's getting worst..

Wednesday I club, Saturday you find me there... Sunday it's confirmed. This has really eaten my finances deeply being a night walker I can't just help myself.

I tried several times buying same drinks I buy in the club outside at a cheaper rate, vsop and the rest and keep them in my fridge just to keep me indoor during weekends like this.. No way! As soon as it gets dark the urge to go mingle around with different new faces, pick new figure 8 and probably get to meet new ballers in town always wins.

This is an habit I really want to let go, please clubbers how can I go about it?

Find better thing wey go set occupy your time every evenings dey do. Thank me later

Islandlady:
Dear Men, I will tell you that having a good HAIRCUT is the best makeup for you...it makes you look more Handsome and responsible

If as a guy, you have a nice haircut and looks responsible, and you approach me as a lady, I will listen you

Having a haircut makes one responsible? Fish brain

BannarBannar:
Hello Nairalanders
Please I need a suggestion of which phone I can buy with #140,000, the major thing am putting into consideration is a very good camera and my budget is 140k. Please any suggestion will be welcome. Thanks

if it's camera then always go for Samsung. From galaxy S8 above. No any iPhone cameras can't compare. If I'm wrong someone should quote me let's run tests asap

Even this small country economy better pass naija

Son of God Don confuse. Your pastor wey dey preach the word dey do werey.. To follow am do werey now you con dey fear

ahnie:
Duhhhhh
So I decided to hang out with kids today after several promise and fail....my kids don dey even tag me Yahoo mummy.

Your kids tagged you yahoo mommy or you tagged yourself so and gave the credit to the kids lol

Akinsete19:
If we are in a working country and he tries such with me, I will sue him and get justice. He might even end up like R-kelly with the trouble I will drag with him.

Unfortunately for you and fortunately for him you are not in a working country

Candidlady:
Righteousness just lost a comrade isee him lamenting up there

No single cap

Channah1:
Your opinion.

By the way it was the poor lighting of the place. The uncompleted building.

No excuses please. The food and the camera looks trash

It baffles me how some people compares the sufferings in Nigeria to any part of the world.
Naija is already a hell. Any one who's survived here won't be shaken even If thrown in the real hell mentioned in the Bible any day anytime. So brother leave story.. Those people in tents are doing far better and are even more exposed to opportunities compared to 90% bankers in this country

Realists:
Hmm, my first One million, made me a perfect gentle man, no arguments, no fighting, no insults, if you bother me too much, I just give you space.

Walahi na then my werey start. Small thing wey you do me men Don beat werey comot for your body and you no fit do anything cos I go just bankroll them again and worst my happen. IGuess it kinda turned me into a beast. Thankfully I have been able to subdue that part of me to the lowest minimum lately

gloryhomemaker:
Hey, everyone come and celebrate with me!

Recipe:

Rice
Coconut
Chicken
Carrots
Green beans
Fresh peas
Onions
Spring onoins
Green bell pepper
Chicken seasoning
Curry powder
Thyme leaves
Ginger
Garlic
Rosemary leaves
Salt


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCNg63PYuqo

Walahi if that man no smash you very well tonight he's an ungrateful person

Asquare84:
A university graduate typed this episode with alot of uncoordinated sentence.

You dumber than his bro

wallarwallar:
Lamentation crew will soon storm dis page to shout waste of money. The simple truth is you can't give what you don't have.. lf he broke na hin business no be ur money na personal thingggggggggg

Nobody even said anything yet but werey conscience Don dey judge am already

Ahmed0336:
I was expecting to see similar picture taken in a factory.

Even here in naija, mechanics look dirty during the day but cute at night.

I wonder too. See how he just condemned Naija with his biased comparison. At least Naija na shiithole but no be like that na

Mumusaphire:
90% of musicians are g boys

Same as 90% of American musicians are drug dealers

Asianjollof007:
Agba carder, most hip hop artistes in nigeria are fraudsters. Well if you are interested in learning carding for free, buzz me up.

Modified: For my brothers quoting and willing to learn, abeg no drop number here just mail me. I also learnt for free, i can also provide you free VPN and any FORMAT for FREE. Don't worry about the teaching, it's easy cos every thing has been written and converted into a FILE. Different METHODS, i go just send you files and guide you, that's ALL. I no too get time like that, i learnt loading for free too.

From your modified statement I know the guy wwy teach you work.. Bad guy

Na person loml be that o
Lmfao

Son is the most underrated EPL player no doubt

Cypress042:
Bad advice, my wife can't endure what i do to my side chic, Nah i want my wife to stay alive for me and train our children.

I tell you man she can't

BAT2023:
Nigerians in diaspora would be forced to come back home when Tinubu finally take over the affairs of Nigeria come 2023. Tinubu is the Messiah God has positioned to redeem Nigeria and recover all her lost glories.

BAT2023

I'll reply you in 2025

Boring ass biiitch. Watched only 3 of her videos and I was bored asf

Ocholu:
So today, I was catching up with my buddies when this topic came up. We analyzed it critically with everybody giving his/her own opinions.

I found out that, man! A woman can easily and quickly forgive a man who cheated on her than a man to do so.

Some of my buddies opined that men are polygamous in nature hence, the natural exception. I find their assertions quite disturbing. Because if a woman can forgive and accept back a man who cheated on her, so should a man.

A lady who was with us also said that even though men are the ones who cheat the most, when a woman cheats; all hell let loose. But if it's a man, no noise is heard. Why so??

The other dude was like, if his woman cheats, he'd forgive and accept her. But it's just for the fun of it. That he won't take her serious again.

So in the end, men cheating is somehow normal and acceptable. But a woman's own is a sacrilege and abomination.

It's the double standard for me.

Mods, help propel to FP abeg. Make person get wider opinions.

In all you do in this life don't pray your girl gets smashed by a guy like me. This your your impression go change in milli seconds. If you think say na bluff send only her tiktok or insta. Don't even need number

Virgo01:
Consider saving it with Piggyvest. They give interest of up to 12% a year for using their safelock feature. The good thing is they pay your interest upfront...I just saved money with them a while ago and got interest of up to #500k...that's per annum.

Imma try this. Thanks

Dorwadora:
You are already stopping low by being stupid... I don't need to think so see the stupidity... It's glaring... So please STFU and let decorum be maintained.... Of course if you don't like peace, we can disgrace ourselves here and see you will get tired first....

Wanna try?

I don't argue with hos. Goodbyes

Dorwadora:
It's enough... You're beginning to get me a
annoyed

Really? So for your mind you think I'd stoop so low to cohabit with a NL ho.. You really thought so?

Dorwadora:
Okay

But we still gonna smash regardless. But not today sha

Dorwadora:
How about we be productive.... How much will you take from me to teach me spamming?

Which spamming. Act like you never saw anything and move on

Dorwadora:
Oh please.... His ass is black

Let's meet and smash. So sudden huh? Yea it's crazy